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how many of you spit in your hands when you jerk off
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how many of you spit in your hands when you jerk off
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>>27110965
That's pedestrian, you pleb.
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>>27110965
I stopped using my hands a long time ago.
Once you go onahole, hands just don't compare
I either use lube, or if I'm feeling cheap I just use a bottle of Aloe Vera.
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>not moisturizing all the time and just jerking raw
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Do you realise loob is dirt cheap?
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that's just weird 2bh. I've licked my hands before but that's weird too. it's better to just suck it, but I have to be naked and bendy first so I don't do it much anymore.
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>>27110965
I'm intact so no need for lube
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my parents didn't let the jewish doctors to mutilate my penis, so it can produce enough lubrication on its own
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>>27111104
>strictly moisturizing your flaccid dick
Kek wtf family
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>>27110965
poor cutfags
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>>27111223
Feels good.

I just put on some lotion after i get out of the shower. Feels as smooth as a baby's ass.
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>needing spit
>needing lube

Glad I'm not cut
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I like the precum mixed with spit texture on my pee pee
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So i have a hand and cock covered in smelly spit?

No thanks
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>eating doritos
>decide to fap
>spit dorito cheese paste mixed with saliva into hand
yeah no thanks
I always just fap raw to be honest. I know its supposed to be bad but I dont see why
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>>27112833
It's only bad if you're circumcised. More friction keratinizes the glans more severely
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I spit on my dildo when I suck it.
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>>27110965
I am uncut but i have never used any lube, i don't even know what to use. Spit is shit because it dries up fast and stinks up your hand and dick. My dickhead looks a bit dry now and i barely feel anything when i jerk off so i have probably damaged my dick after more than a decade of daily fappings but well life is short anyway who cares. It's not like i'm going to ever have sex.
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>>27113107
How do you have a dry head while being uncut? Do you have some fap technique other than pulling the foreskin down and back over the head?
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Daily reminder that 99% of men madtrubate and watch porn now which has emasculated them and made them weak mind-controlled puppets thus ironically forwarding the feminist movement by forcing women to become strong due to lack of strong men.
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>>27113225
I don't really know, the top of the head seems dryer and kind of rekt compared to the rest of the penis head i don't know how to explain it. I just wank naturally, moving the skin, mostly around the head. Sometimes i release a lot of precum, sometimes next to none.
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>>27112833
>it's supposed to be bad
No it's not, I have never used lube/spit/ in my life in order to masturbate.
Oh wait, you're a cutfag.
Ha hahahahahaha
How does it feel to be literally cucked by doctors for women's preference ?
How does it feel when your foreskin went to the jews and they made facial cream for women with it ?
Fucking cutfags, when will they learn ?
>mfw lube masturbation
>mfw motherfucking wet sock masturbation
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>>27113341
laugh all you want. I wish I was not a cutfag but I can't change it can I?
I was circumcised because of phimosis by the way.
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im cut and have never used spit or lube regularly to masturbate.

sure ive tried it, but spit is literally shit tier, and lube gets all over your hands. masturbating "dry" feels best imo. you can stop shitposting about your excess, diseased skin now uncuts.
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>>27113486
There's mainly two ways cutfags dry fap. One is rubbing their heads with hands or fabric, which fucks it up making it chafed and dryer than a desert. The other is using the leftover shaft skin to mimic a foreskin and pull it up over the head. This causes the shaft skin to stretch upward over time, making pubes grow halfway up the shaft and cause scrotal stretching.

The best fapping option cutfags have is some poor mimicry of a foreskin that they should never have lost. Your shit's all fucked up and you should feel bad
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>tfw circumcised
>hurts to fap normally cos no extra sleeve to prevent you for just pulling at your dick
>when I was 14, got into habit of rubbing dick through trousers
>can't fap normally anymore
One of my biggest fears is the idea of finally finding a gf, her offering a hand job, which would only hurt like hell
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>>27111185
Get out uncircumcised normie.
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>>27113618
>This causes the shaft skin to stretch upward over time, making pubes grow halfway up the shaft and cause scrotal stretching.

lmao you're dumb
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>>27113618
> One is rubbing their heads with hands or fabric,

What the fuck? I do none of the things you mentioned, and this one makes no sense at all. I just fap dry with my bare hand, up and down the entire cock.

Where did this "cutfags have to use lotion to fap" meme start?
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Kind of have to ever since I got cut. That shit is dry as the sahara unless I've been jerking it for a while then its lubed by my precum.
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>>27113637
>she goin suck it familia
>at which point all of this bitter war between penis groups vanishes
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>>27113486
>excess
>diseased
Ha hahahahah.
You probably also think phimosis is an actual frequent condition too, you fucking mutilated faggot.

How the fuck can it be excess skin if you are born with it and it's functions are to protect the glans, to give you more sexual pleasure and to help with sexual stimulation ?
Amerifats being retarded again, go put some lube on your cracked and dry dick head you incomplete faggot.
Educate yourself before talking shit you ignorant inbred.
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>>27110965
I have tonsil stones, so no. If I do, my dick will smell like dead goat.
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>>27113618
Nigga you're retarded. Most cutfags have a bit of slack shaft skin, so they just move it up and down. The head has nothing to do with it. That's what I do and I get off just fine.
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>>27110965
>being cut
lmaoing at your lives
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>>27113869
>Most cutfags have a bit of slack shaft skin, so they just move it up and down
That's literally what the second one is saying. I don't mean they yank the shaft skin all the way over the tip, they pull it towards the glans for stimulation. Unless you mean you don't even touch your glans when you fap, which would be a whole other level of fucked up
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>>27113486
>masturbating with spit is shit tier
>masturbating raw is awesome
Get a hold of this guy.
Oh I did masturbate with my foreskin back and it's literally shit tier.You don't even get half the pleasure and the orgasm is not as intense.
I can do both, you can only do one, also I don't have sandpaper dick.
Cutcucks on suicide watch after this.
Your foreskin was used by some bitches to get rid of wrinkles.
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>>27113921
>Unless you mean you don't even touch your glans when you fap

Yeah, that's what I mean. My glans is essentially sandpaper, I'm not gonna try to scrape my hand over that shit.
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>>27113974
God damn, I feel sorry for you. You should spend some time moisturizing and de-callusing your tip so you can find out what a real orgasm feels like
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>>27113486
>excess, diseased skin

Yes, good goy. You don't need that piece of skin, just give it away so it can be used for anti-aging creams. Even your mother will benefit from them!

And when you get married, you will be able to buy them for your wife and thereby get rid of your excess of money! Money is evil, goy, remember that.
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>>27113974
>My glans is essentially sandpaper, I'm not gonna try to scrape my hand over that shit.
Ha hahahaahahahahah
WHAT THE FUCK ?
Nigger, what are you doing ? Is this even real life ?
No, this is bait made by an uncut. Can't be real.
It's impossible. There's literally nothing to stimulate by soft touch on the rest of the shaft, you can't possibly get off by that.
You get as much pleasure as rubbing your toe

>shaft masturbation
>justcutfagthings
I'm literally lmaoing at your lives like the other anon said.
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>>27114055
I'm dead serious familia. I fap for the orgasm, that's it.
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>>27110965
i don;t even let my gf to spit in her hand when she jerks me off.
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