Post anything you have.sorry for normying the board up true robots
What did she mean by this and how do I respond?
>>27110733
She agrees with you, but is trying to do so playfully. Just play along and keep doing whatever you were about to do, which is probably keep chatting to her?
>>27110768
I wanna know what to say though. I didn't expect a response at all. I usually just say something generic to one of them when I feel lonely just because.
>>27110802
Well, write some more generic stuff then.
>>27110733
well meme'd mlady
and send her some autistic reac pic
why does it take so long for me to match? I only get them like hours after I'm done with my 100, never while I'm actually swiping
>>27110820
Think I jump the shark
>>27110905
Was gonna do the reaction pic part but I felt like she's already played that angle. I feel like I'm doing surgery here
>>27110933
>>27110955
fucking faggot that's so retarded....
god you are so stupid
Yeah. She don't want muh dick.
>>27111024
The tell me what to say, nigga
>>27111027
she's asking you to buy her drinks
Ask her out for drinks
>>27111057
Ok enough play girl, let's get to the chase do you like [insert media preferrably movie you like]
if yes invite her to watch it, if no ask her about her tastes in movie music and discuss it.
I don't know faggot i can't be bothered to care for we holes.
I just like to see people fail miserably at it.
>>27111081
>>27111108
It's fun to see that the collective intelligence of /r9k/ is actually enough to decipher normos. Good luck OP.
*wet holes.
You are trying to get laid... what you need to understand is that she gets so much dick that you are no special so you have to dress yourself as witty and interesting, problem is you are not.
So either you atleast have good looks and a 6 pack to make up for it or you are rich.
Both things look unlikely so what will happen is you will continue this conversation with her for a couple of hours she gets bored and stops replying.
End of story
>>27111156
Oh sorry I'll get off your board, jugpisser
>>27110933
W O W Absolute
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>>27111081
I'm 18 and so is she. I don't know how to get alcohol. She's probably too edgy for me :( but she looks like the type who wouldn't bother replying if she didn't like what she sees
Why can't I just be Chad?
I don't even have a car so I can't even get to her even if I managed to play this right
>>27111361
did you just say the dumbest thing you could think of?
are you really trying right now?
>>27111361
>that reply
Jesus fucking christ
>>27111404
>>27111441
Stop it guys :(
That's why I'm asking for help.
>>27111361
What the fuck is wrong with you mang
I wanna say something poetic like
>not too well since I'm here lol
>>27111511
TELL HER YOU GO ON 4CHAN RN. please, trust me. tell her you use 4chan
>>27111539
A-are you her?
Are you matched with her too?
>>27111473
i think some males have inherited a genetic trigger that does not allow them to reproduce, the genes itself create a protein in your body that makes you incapable of a decent social interaction with women, you want to have sex but your whole body fights against you because your genes are not worth spreading.
It's natures failsafe to ensure population control and gene control.
KYS
My theory is a lot of robots have this gene, the protein that is being created is similar in all robots, and impedes reproductive functions to the basic level of interactions. I just need a couple million dollars to research this
Hey bots I think I'm going to make an account and try to lose V-card. Any tips? Also do I need normiebook?
>>27111209
I meant that the girl is the normie, not you. Also I have a piss bucket and not a jug (used to have a bottle before).
>>27111594
Yes, you need kikebook.
Tips:
>be 8.5-10/10 for best results
>don't take things too personally
>don't get too excited when you start getting matches if you know you're not 8.5-10/10 because there are accidental swipes, blind swipes, and bots. Sluts don't bother unmatching guys they're not interested in. They'd rather not reply or roast you before unmatching
idk wat do
I was sure she would stop responding after my reply
>>27111704
so ready for april??
what the fuck does that even imply/mean.... is april the month of fucking???
>>27111742
>april showers
holy fuck anon. you're on to something.
>>27111742
this desu
Why can't I just say "I wanna fuck you" and get a straight answer.
Try saying
>lol me too. I actually get to see the sun when I get out of work now instead of it being dark all day
>>27111511
son, she likes you, enough stop cringing
>tfw you've reached the zenith of tinder and are actually having a meaningful conversation with a woman instead of just throwing shitty pick up lines at her
>>27111781
>april showers
what??? what the fuck does that mean...?? i honestly have no idea
>>27111788
don't know famfam, i stopped bothering about wet holes long ago
>>27111652
Thanks. How many pictures should I have?
>>27111704
Reply with: "Same. Weather here's been [insert current weather trends]. Makes me wanna go do something. You" or something similar. I don't know. If I did I wouldn't be in this thread.
>>27111823
have fun, see you on the other side
>>27110802
>>27110820
>>27110933
>>27111704
How are you guys planning to get advice on what to say once you are with her in person- this thread is confused
>>27111814
Money talks bullshit walks....
show me these interesting philosophical convos... i'm really curious
>>27111833
If you're confident then the more the better. I think you can put up to six or something on Tinder. You can also connect your Instagram to itif you're a complete normie
>>27111823
oh noes dont do it you have some much to eat for
Guess bee'ing yourself isn't that bad afterall
>>27111822
she wants you to get her wet.
god, i come here to help translate normie slang for you idiots.
>>27112210
i'm not op you fucking dumb normal cunt
kill yourself.
Do you think i want to waste my time on some stupid useless peace of meat??
Fucking hell m80 you have no idea where you are, go shove does translations up your arse
>>27111822
I can't stop caring senpai.
not a tinder thread unless i post this
>>27112369
Enjoy the cucking
>>27111742
God yall are dumb. She is just ready for april because march was probably stressful for her or something. Yall are looking way to hard into things lmao
>>27112519
kill yourself niggerit's pretty original
>sending pics in tinder
Literally what
>>27112543
What compels a person to reply with this?
>>27112689
>yall
>yall
do i need to say more??
just tryina 2 bee myself
>what a look
is it sarcasm or the part where i show her my dick in boots?
I open with a variation on "tfw no gf" most times and get responses sometimes
>>27113315
Are you really cute?
>>27113315
>I can overlook that though
>what am I ?
>literally the best race on the planet
>as a poo in the loo shitskin I can overlook that, though
>mfw
>>27113447
In a twinky little brother way
