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weekend half gone edition
first for halo
>>27110290
first for miserable Saturday night
>>27110290
>changed the OP back
>>27110358
fuckin hell i hadn't even noticed that until you mentioned tbqh
who /oneitis/ here?
My heart is hurting :^(
>>27110339
are you onlyplayshaloanon?
>>27110408
y-yes
238423
>>27110440
I think you're a cool guy anon. Any reason for me to got back to halo5? I kinda lost all motivation recently
>tfw no warzone dmr
>>27110440
>>27110408
So his entire persona on this site is based on the fact he likes halo. Simply epic
>>27110398
i feel you so hard
i just keep on feeling on
>>27110599
>says the trip
>>27110680
Nice comeback pal at least my trip isn't IPLAYHALOAREN'TICOOLLOL
>>27110398
Me too anon. The worst thing is that the guy she's with is a total fucking sperg. They've been going out for at least three years too so I doubt there's anything that I could do. I wouldn't care this much since I've only been talking to her for a couple of months but she's literally perfect. One day we can have a really deep meaningful conversation and the next she can be distant and mention her boyfriend and I feel like I'm annoying her. I should just stop wasting my time.
Didn't realise a new series had started.he come out Stew
>>27110736
cool, was looking for something to kill the x files gap
>>27110580
>Any reason for me to got back to halo5?
to get achilles armour and play social snipers with me
>>27110736
>Stewart Lee takes on the subject of Islamophobia
I'm alright desu m8
>>27110792
How do you feel about the fact master chief got cucked out of halo 5 by big black tyrone?
>>27110398
>>27110614
>>27110730
How does it feel that your oneitis is probably choking on some chad dick atm, also being fucked roughly by chad #2 dick.
>>27110795
Do you not want a nice dose of impartial bbc green tier nonsense?
>>27110833
Really bad, anon.
Why do people have such difficulty understanding why others choose to cut themselves?
>>27110833
>chad
Like I said, he's a total fucking sperg. I won't post pics but if he's a chad then standards sure have fucking dropped.
>>27110836
Tip your fedora harder, kid
>>27110142
Gorilla chan is not fixing anything. I suggested limiting nominations in the film chat itself because I was sick of cunts like you who influence what movie is watched and then don't even turn up to watch it.
occ
>>27110910
Maybe you should be a murder and torture apologist elsewhere
#notallISIS
>Drinking spars own brand cider
I've hit a new low boys
>>27110884
I think most people understand cutters do it for attention and are all around pathetic little girls
BRINGIN YOU LIVE ENTERTAINMENT FROM THE /BRITFEEL/ BACKHOUSE
GRAB YO WALLETS, HOLD THEM TIGHT
THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DO NOT PLAY
WATCH YO SHIT, YO JEWELRY, YO CASH
THESE BROTHERS ON FIRE
>>27110985
The creator of britfeel said he hates britfeel now
>>27110985
you getting doxxed
>tfw the last gf you had was in year 5Anya pls be my gf again. I'm very lonely.
>>27110985
Anime infestation. On an unrelated notepost waifus
>>27110936
>Torture
What is Guantanamo
>>27110985
Sup lad, you haven't missed much. From what I've seen in the last week or so the tripfags have departed for the most part. That's about it.
British media is depressing af, /r/unitedkingdom makes me want to kill myself, Charlie Brooker is one of the unfunniest cunts around, especially the segments in his shows with 'Phillamina Cunk' or whatever her shitty name is. ITV is the most cancerous shit I've ever seen in my life. British 'celebrities' are fucking retarded. Even on YouTube, GradeAunderA, IHE and Pyrocynical are fucking shit stains and give Keemstars spam dagger the succ.
I hate being British, I wish I had been born somewhere warm in the US.
>>27110985
Is that san miguel with still no san miguel?
>>27111028
very sneaky of you there ladwaifu posted
>>27111026
Just lost mine today, want to end it desu
>>27111031
An american prison, here in the uk we would give them a million pound council house
>>27111019
Everyone who ever made something eventually comes to hate their creation. That's just the way it is.
>>27111065
The only likeable person in britfeel
>>27111092
Don't end it mate, it'll get better with time.either that or it'll fester silently into a mental illness
>>27111065
>Charlie Brooker is one of the unfunniest cunts around,
He used to pretty good, he is now mega wank
>>27110821
I don't really care for the campaigns
>>27110946
Calling cutters "little girls" is more a reflection on society than anything else
>>27110792
Currently grinding through the division
>>27110985
I'm lead to believe you know who the HP crew are
>>27111103
Fuck off, torture apologist
>>27111147
Could you elaborate? are you one of those "girl isn't an insult shitlord!" people because you're wrong
>>27110929
I'm in agreement with you pham
This system is much better
Can you take the yoke joke.
>>27111065
It's your own fault you failed at life
>>27111173
different anon, but perhaps he's referring to the societal assumption that self-harm is a predominantly female problem.
>>27111169
Nice try but your point is moronic and not at all a comparison
>>27110398
i barely even know them...
>>27111190
One of the best greentexts i've read in my opinion.
I'm also a big fan of that guy who tied balloons to pepe and sent him into space
>>27111126
Been with her 6 years, not sure i can wait as long as it will be to feel better
>>27111200
It is though for a woman to do it it is pathetic but people accept it for a man to do it he should probably cut a little deeper and just get it over with
>>27111026
>you will never have a gf at play time and a different one at lunch time again
Why can't I be 10 again, lads?
>>27111244
Poleaboo is deeply offended
Many would have completly broken down and killed themselves in his position
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI1MWL_kLHE
Who /zzzap/ here?
>>27111235
Look man I know it's probably nothing, I was with my last girlfriend for 7 years. We got engaged, she got pregnant and lost it. After that things got really horrible and we parted ways, she got killed a year and a month ago in a car accident. I can only reassure you that it gets better. I don't feel amazing now but it's getting better with every day, you've gotta just find something you're good at and stick to it, focus all your energy towards it even when it's the last thing you want to think about. Ignore everything else, get angry and fuck things up. Do something that she would hate. Eventually you won't feel anything anymore and that's when you're free.inb4 faggot
>>27111321
pray tell what is this horrible situation?
>>27111244
Sign up tay something swiftly and we will keep the offer open poem anonymous for a while a year maybe to look at your rules then back to my rules and then you see the only child to take up photography as a hobby and forget the money to focus on the phone production of the product to not know where you are to think going to far for a price check.
>>27111334
I was always disappointed when that was on waste of kid tv show desu
>>27111321
>>27111343
>girl doesn't like him
>stalks her
>films her shitting
>writes a blog about it
>gets arrested and charged
>gets thrown out of uni
>brings shame upon the sand people that birthed his sorry arse
>bitch about it on britfeel
>blame everyone other than himself for his actions
>start cutting
>add me to his list
Is that accurate?
>>27111352
uguk,gjfyjtfjntgghjgfjgjfjf
I can press random keys on my keyboard too
I finally got over the love of my life lads and she text me today asking me what I'm doing tomorrow. Don't know what to say
>inb4 reeeeee
>>27111420
Are you 180cm master race?
Because you remind me of that faggot
>>27111398
No
None of that is correct
I don't know if you're like the detective, twisting everything
The girls, misunderstanding everything
or the uni, pushing the narrative they want to believe
>>27111458
No what was this glorious perfect human being like?
>>27111334
there used to be this program on itv I think, at like 3am. and it didn't make any sense, it was just nonsense clips like some saying square ball over and over. don't know wat it was called tho.
>>27111338
>she got killed a year and a month ago in a car accident
I'd feel better if she died, at least I could stop thinking about what could have been
>>27110358
Changed it back to what?
>>27110736
>Stewart Lee
Most unfunny cunt going in my humble opinion
>>27111613
The old one
>>27111481
I'll try again
>Try to be friends with polish flatmate
>They don't give poleaboo a chance
>Just want to be their friend
>They coldly exclude him for no reason
>He takes an interest in their lives even if they take no interest in his
>He is accused of untoward things
>He is thrown out of uni
>His parents do not understand him
>Everyone is against him
>Everyone insults him
>Everyone is against him
>He cuts himself so that the pain inside is manifested outwards
>They make him cut, they're holding the blade as it cuts his smelly brown skin
Is that more accurate?
>tfw "gf" says she wants to go casual due to uni work
>tfw other tinder girl says she doesn't feel the same way as i do
>tfw other main girl hasn't spoken to me all day
WHY
NOTTINGHAM?
>>27111593
She's as good as dead now man, deal with that as you see fit.
>>27111641
Not for everyone desu, took me a while to "get" him.
>>27111643
Because nobody gives a shit about Public Health and Selbie is not meme material.
Get BoJo or Corbyn in the window sure, not some nobody civil servant.
>>27111674
Anon, this is just a risk you take when you are juggling three girls. What does Nottingham have to do with anything? Fucking shit hole m8.
>>27111712
>not liking the adorable CEO
The anime girls in the windows are placeholders, replace another with bojo but keep my selbfu
>>27111643
I'm on my phone so it's hard to see but what's different apart from the bloke in the window
>>27111674
Because nottingham is a red dog shithole
>>27111762
How about you do a decent quality edit then you faggot?
>>27111670
This is accurate and exactly how Poleaboo feels and recalls events
Don't see why you had to add that "smelly paki" bit though, gives the impression the whole thing is sarcasting
>>27111840
Would gladly break poleaboos nose in with the heel of my boot if I ever had the misfortune to meet the smelly paki in real life
why does everyone hate poleaboo so much? hes about the furthest thing from a normie you can get. still a paki though i guess
>>27111918
He doesn't hate himself like the rest of us. He blames the rest of the world for his stupid as fuck mistakes.
Plus he lives up to the stereotypes of pakis being creepy as fuck around women
>>27110736
Utterly awful comedian. Not funny in the slightest. Pretentious twat.
>>27112038
uh oh lads look like we have ourselves one of the paul nuttals from the ukips
chubby brown more your speed eh?
>>27111956
>He blames the rest of the world for his stupid as fuck mistakes.
He blames the world for disproporionatly punoshing him
Making mean posts doesn't warrant a criminal record or uni suspension
>Plus he lives up to the stereotypes of pakis being creepy as fuck around women
He never did anything AROUND women, that's what makes this so unfair, literally never even spoke to one of the girls
>>27110736
He's kinda boring desu
>>27112038
It's all right anon, we can't all appreciate such highbrow politically correct comedy.
>>27112088
did you or did you not film a girl doing a poo
because if the answer is yes (which it is) then you are a creep.
>>27112089
>Being a Brit and not likeing Stew
whats the world coming to
Goof ervening lads
I'm fuxcking wasted
Who else /wasted/
>>27112126
Getting there but I made the critical error of not having a plan for something to do while getting wasted.
>>27112138do me
123
>>27112113
>creep
I know you have a vagina
>>27111065
We all hate being British and living in this shithole. But if you stop and think about it, really think about it, and look at the rest of the world, you will realise that everywhere is just as shitty. Even if you leave, you'll wind up in some other shithole that is just as bad.
The whole world has gone to shit. Better the devil you know and all that.
>>27112121
I'll give it a watch later lad, In just can't remember enjoying him as much as someone like Kevin bridges
>>27112126
Laying off it tonight, had a drink lastnight and my tummy has hurt all day. I think i overdid it last weekend
>>27112138
I was playing bhoard games/risk with some m8s
There qwas alco9hol involved
I think I drank most of it
I was going to win the risk gasme but that just dinr't happen lol
Oh well
Made out like I was a norm for almost a full hour today, chaps. Cocked it up at the end by making a joke only I would get. Still a post-normie life record.
couldn't decide what to watch so I went with some shity 2005 b-movie.
>>27112169
Only if you are a qt hairless albino
>>27112056
Not really. I just can't stand pretentious cunts. The last comedian I saw live was Ed Byrne. He's pretty left wing but I found him really funny.
>>27112190
>klast weekend
Mate if it takes yiu a full weeklend to recover tjha you aren't hard enouygh
It should takle ;lioe tjhree days max
After that you;re steppiung into piussy territorty
>>27112126
dxm lad here, i went for a shit and it was pretty much a waterfall i had to double check i wasnt literally shitting my inside out best shit ive ever been for though i was getting shivers and goosepumps with every flow
>>27112088
>He blames the world for disproporionatly punoshing him
Mate, come on now. If you were white you'd be in prison for criminal harassment
You got away with a caution and your dad tries to make you get a job sometimes. it could be worse.
>>27112121
>he's not supposed to be funny anon that's the joke! :)
>>27112275
Damn straight lad
I odn;'t DMX but I found two tabs of acid 9o my room the other day thqant 8I trhought I'd taken already
That was a fun day
>>27112252
>I just can't stand pretentious cunts
You are aware that that's the joke, right?
>>27112254
well I still had the shits and felt like crap up until wednesday and when I was drinking last night I felt a bit sick.
take from that what you will
>>27112306
>>27112275
>being this normie
>>>/int/brit/
>>27112315
>merely pretending
so why would you watch it
Stewart Lee is just as bad as Al Murray
No one likes a comedian that punches down, it's poor form
>>27112328
Yeah I feel yjsay. Sometimes people will ytru to get me out two datys on the trot but I'm just nlike no I really can't do ythay todfsy it's too much
>>27112329
Why don't you jysut fuck off and kil lyopurlse f mate
>>27112172
I wish lad, maybe in the next life
Poleaboo is watching Creed, it's good, though he is a boxing fan so biased
>>27112290
>If you were white
Would probably not even be a thing
Uni wouldn't class a white boy as too dangerous to enter the campus, they wouldn't suspend him without meeting him
The police wouldn't accuse him of being a rapist and write it off as "just asking"
>Caution
If only
He was charged, bailed, plead guilty and fined
Now they're taking him to the crown court over this silliness
>>27112414
Yes they would you stupid paki cunt
>>27112414
Creed is a genuinely great film. I'm not a boxing fan and I enjoyed it.
Thinking about getting a job lads any suggestions?
Forgot to mention this last thread (>>27109403) but voting this week will shut tuesday midnight rather than wednesday. The actual voting time is still longer thanks to cutting the nomination period, but this also gives me an extra day to get the film itself sorted and avoid another Apocalypse Now situation.
Movie poll is at strawpoll.me/7063894, please vote and please join us, its always some good friendly fun.
>>27112468
Thought it was kinda cute how it was sorta presented like an anime
>Met rival in the first few minutes and lost to him in crushing fashion
>>27112540
Underwater welding
You will be rich
>>27112414
>He was charged, bailed, plead guilty and fined
To be fair you filmed a girl doing a poo and wrote an indepth blog about it.
>Would probably not even be a thing
>Uni wouldn't class a white boy as too dangerous to enter the campus, they wouldn't suspend him without meeting him
>The police wouldn't accuse him of being a rapist and write it off as "just asking"
They would, logical escalation from stalking is wanking into their clothes and shit
>Poleaboo is watching Creed, it's good, though he is a boxing fan so biased
I need to get around to watching that
>>27112554
My god you're fucking deluded
>>27112540
>Poleaboo is signing on on Monday
>Hasn't applied to any jobs since last time he signed on
>Gotta find 14 jobs to apply to tomorrow
>>27112550
DOUBLE FEATURES
I love it Gorilla-man, playing the top 2 voted movies will double our fun.
>>27112560
It also fucks you up and puts you in a wheel chair
You can't claim bennies because you're rich.
>>27112577
Expand please
Thought the original Rocky series was a bit like a shounen anime too
Any robots in Huddersfield?
>>27112592
Nah, need one film and then episodes of something afterwards, nobody watches two films back to back.
>>27110290
is getting an escort a bad idea? She's extremely local and charges 80 for an hour session
>>27112608
Does everything have to be like an anime to you weebs? Christ. Of course it follows a trope filled story, its a fucking rocky film.
>>27112593
>It also fucks you up and puts you in a wheel chair
Only if you do it wrong, what are you, some kind of amateur?
>>27112654
Session of what?
I'd rather buy two video games.
>>27112691
session of steamy intercourse I guess
>>27112563
#1 Technically didn't film her in the bathroom since there was no charge and she didn't want to acknowledge it
#2 In the real world, normal people wouldn't describe his actions as "stalking"
He never did anything violent, had no history of violence and the only reason they allegedly believed things would escalate is because he was a paki they didn't know (or want to know)
People fear what they don't know
>the girl you fancy is LITERALLY doing arse to mouth with chad (or in >>27110896's case a total sperg right now
>you're in your barren, lonely, dimly light flat debating a 5th wank of the evening then a microwavable steak pie then sleep cuddling a pillow
>she is literally cleaning her own arse juice off his fat cock as you do
How does this make you feel lads? Her life will continue in indulgent, self satisfactory solipsism and you will continue to pine over her until one day you're pushing 35 with a guy and 25% less hair on your melon head?
What boards do you browse?
>>27111956
>He doesn't hate himself like the rest of us. He blames the rest of the world for his stupid as fuck mistakes.
He's literally the paki version of Elliot Rodger and i hate that ChinKike
Sometimes i wonder what I'd be like if my mom didnt move to america and stayed in england
I'd probably be a normie
>>27112719
>tfw there aren't even girls that I fancy any more
The thought of being with a girl is so alien at this point it basically doesn't occur to me any more that it's a thing.
>>27112627
Birkby here
Not a paki either
>>27112724
r9k, tv and pol regularly I only go to v to creat bait threads and shitpost because I fucking hate that cancerous board
>>27112665
Poleaboo isn't a weeb, everything for seasons has looked like shit to him
Most western action movies present the villain/rival continually as being inferior/weaker than the hero and can only compete through trickery and other cowardly shit, that's the complete opposite to the Japanese style, where the hero must surpass his limits/fulfill their potential through hardwork
>>27112724
/r9k/ /vg/ /pol/
>>27112794
>v to creat bait threads and shitpost because I fucking hate that cancerous board
You're doing gods work
Who /drinkingalone/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0q8Oho_RjM
What you on boys?
My last night of NEETdom before I am shackled by wageslavery again come Monday after a whole 6 months of freedom. Living it large tonight.
>>27112719
This is literally the only thing that keeps me working hard at uni and the gym
So that I can make her realise her mistakes in later life
>>27112710
>He never did anything violent, had no history of violence and the only reason they allegedly believed things would escalate is because he was a paki they didn't know (or want to know)
>People fear what they don't know
Lad, you took loads of pictures of her, filmed her doing private things. You used you position as her house mate to be a right dirty creep.
Now you're allegedly trying to get into her online accounts and you're obsessed with her.
I think they are right.
>>27112845
>working hard to be a beta cuck
>>27112844
Drinking a bottle of Spitfire, had a Lancaster Bomber before that
I think there is a trend emerging
>>27112845
>This is literally the only thing that keeps me working hard at uni and the gym
Im not at uni but i am gyming it hard. Im also hoping to save some money so i can pretend to be rich.
That'll show them.
>>27112900
Those children will reply to anything
>>27111643
I don't get why the anime chicks are there
>>27112844
Drinking Carlsberg. Shit beer but I can drink loads and not be hungover (much) in the morning. Currently listening to pic related. Not really perfect /drinkingalone/ music but it's so good and dreamy sounding
>>27112956
Placeholders. We're supposed to replace them as memes come and go
>>27112956
Because they are qts
>>27112927
How? I've dropped all contact with her and am now working on self improvement
>>27113006
Self improvement so when she is old and use dup you can be her beta provider
Lads i found a escort on the internet shes pretty hot how do i check if shes legit and not a bunch of nigges that are gonna rob me. Got her on kik also is it worth it losing it to a prossie lads?? 19 and still virgin i make ok money so its not a big loss 2bh
>>27113060
whats she charging
how many reviews over 30 words?
Any of you lads played this?
I tried to get the evil ending today but I was too soft to go through with it.
>>27113041
Not at all chum, I'll probably never see her again
And even if I did, I have no interest in her any more
>>27113060
120 hour 300 full night also claims premier in included as she booked it for like a week
I just got my shipment of modalert 200 and planning to pop 50mg tomorrow morning. I'm a physics and mathematics student, how do I best make use of the modafinil?
>>27113060
>reviews
>price isn't too low
>if you have her on kik then just ask for a confirmation picture
>look around escort sites and see if her picture is on others
>never shagged a prossie, plan to fuck a tiny, hot asian one when I go to London next month though
>>27113113
120 hour and 300 full night?
Something rotten in Denmark there.
get confirmation pic first, don't risk it senpai
>>27113060
Not worth it, your organs will be harvested and sold on the black market.
>>27113114
Fuck off to erowid kid.
>it's gone midnight
It actually happened. 30 without even so much as a hug.
12 years of being NEET though, so that's an achievement... right?
>>27113254
>didn't hire a prostitute at some point in the last 12 years
How i this anyone's fault but your own?
Enjoy your cosmic supremacy, fag.
>>27113254
Happy birthday lad. I'd hug you if I could.
>>27113279
What kind of normie do you take me for?
>>27113254
habby pirthday anon!
I love you from the bottom of my shaft
>>27113294
I'm not a normie and I shagged an escort a few year back. Made me so happy, have never regreted it
>>27113254
Happy Birthday Wiz
>>27112999
>>27112968
How's this? It's not a meme but it's a half decent placeholder
>>27113254
Happy birthday grand master wizard anon, can you magic me up a gf?
>>27113326
put an EU flag under him
>>27113293
>>27113295
>>27113318
>>27113332
Thanks! :) Gonna spend it all drinking myself into a coma so I can just get it over with.
>>27113309
You are a normie tbf. No robot has the spaghetti to phone up an escort, talk about what you want to do, meet up with the escort and keep their anxiety in check long enough to keep their dick hard and fuck a random stranger
>>27113400
>You are a normie tbf. No robot has the spaghetti to phone up an escort, talk about what you want to do, meet up with the escort and keep their anxiety in check long enough to keep their dick hard and fuck a random stranger
I rang them up, asked for the girl I wanted and was told she wasn't available. Was given the girl they had on tap instead and she was lovely. She taught English but had sex on weekends because it paid better, or so she told me.
Here is a screenshot of her display pic on kik you can see the hotel symbol i mean she must be real right?
>>27113171
>>27113163
>>27113127
>>27113355
I was trying to think of something that would tie in the EU but nothing came to mind, a flag will do.
>>27113450
you're gunna get bum fucked by niggers
Poleaboos daily cut, getting close to the elbow now
Not deep, not really feeling it, enjoying the new laptop
>>27113254
What spells are you going to learn? Do you start with magic missile?
>>27113450
that picture could have been taken anywhere, at any time. I mean it looks tasty as fuck, but then it is supposed to.
Get a live pic, ask for something specific with some bullshit like
>I love women in this certain pose
and get her to take one with her back arched while lying on the bed cupping her tits or something.
Just make sure she is legit before you decide to go through with it, a hotel is not a good place to rob someone with all the cameras around, but it still might happen.
Also if she sends it then you should post it for us. Hot chicks are hot chicks.
>>27110290
where my BABESTATION niggas at
need my wan wan to move
BTW lads who is the bird in the /britfeel/ image? i have cock in hand
>>27113553
Nature spells so I can make friends with animals and be like that guy from The Hobbit
>>27113619
http://imgur.com/a/0Gi08
here you are my friend
>tfw you watching babestation softly masturbating so as not to excite the sofa springs and alert family members
>>27113619
She's from the Japanese TV show K-ON
>>27113535
>Poleaboos daily cut, getting close to the elbow now
>Not deep, not really feeling it, enjoying the new laptop.
:^)
Plz mr robot
>>27113648
I remember the night that first started. With Faith.
>>27113662
Jesus, Poleaboos piled it on.
>>27113616
I love it when they fall asleep before you do. They're so cute
>>27113619
>yank
>>27113702
prick. you will get slapped you daft pakistani cartoon loving cunt
>>27113700
That was mean anon.
That picture does make poleaboo look fat though
>>27111114
Are you my father?
>>27113702
im gonna knock you the fuck out you fucking malaysian knitting circle board posting fucking ring piece cunt
>>27113632
awwww shit nigga thanks
>>27113619
Who's cock is it, lad?
>>27113774
My hand is making a cock holding shape, to be exact. Perhaps you'd like to fill that hole, lad?
>>27113810
Sorry, I masturbated a little while ago. I'm sure there's another randy gay around here somewhere though.
>no posts in 20 minutes
Why is britfeel so ded?
>>27113838
Is someone wanting a horny gay??!
>>27114163
Don't you have a bf? You shouldn't be acting slutty, it's not right.
>>27114158
y liv?
Just had fish n chips lads
^ 3 days later and he's STILL mad
>>27114158
Look at the time, anon. Everyone's pretending to go to bed so they don't look like the sort of loser who's still on the internet at this time.
They'll be back in an hour.
Don't really like /brit/ anymore
>>27114330
I've seen a marked improvement in thread quality since I filtered him.
oi m8 I dun scoffed me foot while makin' a ringer to me mum in the shire, she's right mad at me effin' and jeffin' over the line.
>>27114359
You're a fucking coward pal a complete coward
>>27114355
Tough, go home normie.
>>27114450
Ya sound like a Chelsea fan ya mong, come'ta United territory and I'll bash ye in the gob I will.
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>>27114351
I went for a wank but got side tracked. Now I should go to bed but still need to wank
Am I weird to eat super noodles with a baked potato and cheese?It tastes so good boys
What happened to the OP image with David Cameron looking at a pig? I always liked that tbqh, thought it was pretty spicy.
why is it so hard to make friends at uni?
why is it so easy for everyone else?
>>27114568
Nope. Never had it but sounds nice.
People have taters with beans, tuna, cheese and tons of other stuff, so why not noodles.
>>27114568
Yes.
Super noodles are overpriced shit.
wish i had a britfeel lad to cuddle at night :(
>>27114609
Find'ah nice bird in ya Adidas trackies, buy'er a pint then shag'er with ya mates before ya mum comes home.
>>27114609
its not senpai, you just have to try innit
>summer coming up
>have to have room window wide open at night due to heat
>neighbours will be having BBQ's every week
>blasting music
>getting hammered
>incredibly loud and obnoxious until early hours of morning
>deal with it or shut window and fry
>mfw
>>27114717
oh shit this reminds me of summat lads
was on my works facebook about a week ago and some common slag has put as her status pretty much this exactly
>dnt understand y men gt dressed up in skinny jeans and shirts to go owt. u dnt lk gd u idot! sum ov dem even put suits on in the day!
>giv me a guy in a nice tracksuit and some clean white nike airs tho! mmmmmm (fist emoji, kiss emoji, wink emoji)
Not only did it give me eye cancer trying to read it, but it really annoyed me that chav cunts get all the pussy. Even if that pussy is nasty and clap ridden and attached to a chubby disgusting bitch
>>27114792
Literally one word. Headphones.
>>27114886
And when I'm trying to sleep?
>>27114898
Ear muffs? or just wear noise canceling headphones and don't play anything? Or you could just go out and join the party and not be a sperglord
>>27114256
I don't have a bf more of a femboy slave.
>>27114935
>Or you could just go out and join the party and not be a sperglord
Inviting yourself to that kind of gathering would be ridiculously obnoxious
>>27114935
>join the party
No thanks. I don't really know my neighbours that well and they're also quite a bit older than me.
>>27114953
>>27114962
Who gives a fuck what they think, they'll be drunk and stupid, just go and steal food
>>27114987
I said no! Carry on and me and you are gonna have to step outside.
>>27114715
Where you at senpai?
>tfw no cuddle bf
>literally everyone in my group of mates is going out together tomorrow
>im stuck at fucking work because no-one can cover me
>>27115004
Bring it lad, I'll spit right on your face
>>27114715
Hampshite lad???
>>27115027
Only spitting you're gonna be doing is on my shoes when I drop you
>>27115009
Bristol
you?
>>27115057
Outside now.your teeth are forfeit
>>27115069
FUCKIN MON THEN YA CUNT
>no longer my oneitis' best friend on snapchat
>>27115064
York, sorry senpai
Who else is gonna spend the night frying up some burgs before unloading 500 5.56mms at the shooting range?
Just me? Have fun crying alone without freedoms.
>>27115112
are you qt?
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>>27115131
doubtful I am posting on /r9k/ at 2am
>>27115179
fair point, how old are you?
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