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Livin for the weekend edition
Fucking hell lads I forgot to watch Eastenders yesterday. Guess what I'll be doing while you slave away at work, wagies?
What's the plan today lads? I'm making a steak and ale pie.
it's very early
Worst nights sleep i've had this year. Appears i didn't drink enough so was floating in and out of REM.
>>27099200
driving about an hour or so, fucking dreading it tbf
>>27099138
Last night I got drunk with this girl I've really liked for a while and made out with her. Later I went to a different friend's house and got stoned with him. It's been a good week, and I just wanted to share.
>>27100486
fuck off you stupid fucking normie cunt
>>27100486
Good stuff lad, will you be seeing this girl again?
I'm waiting for 10:30 so I can get normal Macdonalds. Probably gonna go for a large 5 chicken selects meal with sour cream and maybe a double cheeseburger aswell. Not sure what milkshake to have though
>>27100518
How in the fuck is that an original comment lol
nb
>>27100554
>How in the fuck is that an original comment lol
The robot giveth
>nb
and the robot taketh away
>>27100518
/r9k/ isn't your board man, learn to share it with others.
>>27100521
Oh yeah, for sure. We're good friends so I get invited out to her weekly outings and fortnightly house parties. And what are you on about, maccy dee's breakfast is amazing, you should totally go for it.
>>27100581
>/r9k/ isn't your board man, learn to share it with others.
And /britfeel/ isn't your thread, please respect our safe space and hang out on /int/ wit all the other socially accomplished lads and ladesses
>>27100581
Good stuff lad, I like the breakfast but just don't fancy it today
>>27100594
Fuck off cunt, you're just fuckin jealous
>>27100618
Yeah, of course I am. I would kill to have your life, but I don't, I have my shitty lonely life. One of the few forms of human interaction I do have is 4chan, and the last thing I need is people here rubbing it in how terrible my existence is just like they do IRL.
>>27100594
Alright, that's a fair point.
>>27100602
Eh, fair enough. You've got me craving their breakfast now though, so I think I'm gonna go out and get some.
>>27100639
Bro, what's up? How comes you don't have things going for you? Is it anxiety or what's going on?
>>27100639
He was hardly rubbing it in anyone's face, can't you be Happy for the lad
>>27100676
Shutup cunt or I'll gut ya
>>27100676
Nah man, it's fine, I get the whole "I want to interact and mingle with single people" and not have people who will alienate you. I can go to reddit or some other board or something, it's cool (:
>>27100669
I'm terrified of rejection and failure, so can't bring my self to risk trying things / initiating a conversation.
>>27100676
No, I can't. Life is a contest; he's winning and I'm losing. I'm bitter about it.
It's a fresh new day, the weekend is here and the thread is riddled with normies. The only thing missing is waifus, so post 'em.
I'm getting old lads, I'm scared.
>>27100715
m8, I'm sure you already know this, and this is something you need to realise yourself and can't just have me telling you this for it to sink in, but there is nothing wrong or shameful with failing and getting rejected. Back when I was just trying to talk to people, I used to be unsuccessful all the time, but all you need are just a handful of successful conversations to spur you on. Not everyone will get along with you, just get over that and go find those people who do.
Division download status: 77%
Should be done this afternoon.
>>27100884
please enjoy walking through the same street and shooting the same guys for your play session
Got some DUDE 420 LMAO xD last night
Shit nigga was I high
Still have some left
Might have a cheeky inhalation in a minute desu
>>27100735
Xbone might be coming today, will be nice to have something to do
>>27100965
what games you getting lad?
>>27100971
Halo 5 and MCC, probably going to play through all the campaigns in chronological order for the nostalgia
>>27100984
Not bad. Get Destiny: The Taken King if it goes cheap lad. I know me and at least one other anon on here play it.
>>27101012
Heard mixed things about Destiny, guess it's worth a look though
Good TV series or films to watch lads?
Preferably available on Netflix or amazon prime
>>27101023
Our Little Sister
>>27101023
Daredevil is fuckin sweet if you're into capeshit. Netflix
>>27101023
City of God.
Severely overlooked film.
>>27101021
It's good fun with people. You can get the version with all the current DLC for about 25 quid in places.
Holy fuck lads, I got absolutely shitfaced last night and ended up beergoggling myself and sending nudes to someone I'm crushing on. I'm not even hot. They haven't looked at the message yet. They're probably going to look at a completely inappropriate time as well.
Fuuuuuuuck. I can't continue life anymore.
>>27101200
That's gonna be hella awkward, man. What's your current relationship with her? Are you close friends or what?
>>27101200
I've been in some right states but never even come close to doing something like this. I'm might be a loud, obnoxious twat when drunk but this is devastating.
Ya dun goofd.
>>27101245
>hella
Gas yourself.
>>27101245
Really close, we've fucked several times (in b4 normie). I don't know what fucking possessed me. I think I was just feeling horny at the time. Now in the cold, sober light of day, I realise this was fucking stupid.
>>27101279
If you've fucked before, then there's some sort of precedent for this. I thought your situation was a lot worse than it is, you'll honestly be fine with her.
Pissed as a FUCK lads; feels good desu.
>>27101341
Its 10:47 am you nutter!
Film night was good last night lads.
Good bants
Off to the gym in a bit.
Hoping it isn't rammed
>>27101549
only 3 of us were actually watching
Finally got Shiny Days installed. Gonna b. a comfy day
>>27100884
>he bought the division
ah mate... mate...
I've had a very strong urge to be rich for 2 years lads. Now I am prepared to ruthlessly use and abuse the proles and risk my liberties to reach my goal.
>tfw I know I will be rich one day
>tfw I can' wait to drive my Ferrari
>tfw in my cote de azure holiday apartment
>>27101674
>not just winning the lottery twice
Sort it out m8
>>27100884
Remember what happened the last time there was a review embargo on a game (Assassins Creed Unity) ?
It was shit. It won't be any different this time.
>>27101674
1. work as much as you can
2. save up every penny
3. invest in stocks
>>27101697
This is what I'm trying to do and it is not easy. To get a job at more than 20k I am going to have to move out of my parents house which will mean I won't be saving very much until I move up to 30k
>>27101709
Work part time and go to university?
A degree and networking will get you upwards into the 30k bracket
>>27101712
I did go to uni but dropped out, but my current employer doesn't know that.
>just network
>just get a part time job
>just get more debt and delay your career another 3 years
>>27101712
>upwards into the 30k bracket
>hitting the big time in the 30k bracket
My aim is to to earn 100k per month mate.
>>27101736
Be smart, go into medicine, engineering or finance. Be succesful within your chosen field. Easy 100k.
Alternatively, start a business.
>>27101736
>>27101757
Actually I just reread your post and realized it says 100k a month. Your only chance is start a business and have it be succesful, literally nothing else will get you there without close-to-lottery odds.
>>27101731
Uni debt is unbelievably forgiving and no matter what people will tell you, a strong degree and time spent at a university will do wonders for yourself.
You might not see any career development in 3 years unless you know already what route is going to work for you or you have nepotism on your side, and on top of that, having a degree does open doors for you.
>just network, just get a job
You have to start somewhere, you're a drop out so don't act like basic principles are below you, and don't scoff at debt when you already committed to university previously.
>>27101736
Outside of your own business how do you expect to achieve that?
>>27101632
Its a good film
>>27101689
>He didn't play the beta
>>27101674
>cote de azure holiday apartment
so so pleb
you'll have money but we won't accept you, you will always be a mollusc to us
>daily reminder that this man killed many Turks and is therefore a war hero.
>>27101200
Haha unlucky lad, try not to stress it.
Let us know what they say tho Yeah?
>>27101736
1.2 million a year salary.
Nobody who wastes time on this website could ever achieve that.
They would be well on their way to achieving it by now.
>also bait
>>27101783
I ma starting someone you mong I'm getting a 22k job and moving to a bigger city.
I should hopefully be going for 30k in a year and a half
Most people seem to be unaware of my drop outness and I can probably get away with saying I have a degree when I next start applying in a year
I went from 14k to 22k in 18 months I plan to get to 30k in the next 18 months
>>27101804
Haha yh? ight bless innit
Cunt
>>27101813
>Most people seem to be unaware of my drop outness and I can probably get away with saying I have a degree when I next start applying in a year
>"drop-outness"
>lying about having a degree
>I went from 14k to 22k in 18 months I plan to get to 30k in the next 18 months
Elaborate
>>27100735
Saturday morning waifu post
Jesus, normies out in full force today. What part of post your shite in /brit/ do you not comprehend?
>>27101841
I have some shitty diploma thing and recruiters and my employers just act as though its a degree. So in a year time and a degree would be worthless next to my experience I might as well just say I have one I think a lot of people do. There was that guy who was in charge of a huge NHS trust who lied about his for years and only got caught out because he was trying to become really high up.
I got a shit job for 14k after 7 months I got a better one for 16k, pay rise to 17 after 3 months pay rise to 19k after 5 months. I have just been offered a new job for 22k. I have looked online and jobs asking for 1-2 years experience in my new job pay 25k-35k
>>27101863
brit is for uni cunts and people with friends/ girlfriends. I am just exploiting my autism to get work for money to buy video games and sex toys
>>27101023
Lost, difficult to get into at first but is probably my favourite tv show ever.
>>27101279
If there is a precedent as you've said then you should be ok. It'll be awkward as fuck but not suicide tier.
>>27101632
Weren't there about 15 watching?
>>27101863
normies are getting too comfortable here
they were all defending themselves yesterday when I told that normie with nigel the dog to fuck off
>b-but most people on here have gfs
fuck off
>>27101901
You're going for the long game then. You will probably hit a stumbling block at some point. To get to a job above 30k with no qualifications you'll need to stay at a company for fucking ages and fill managerial roles as they appear.
A lot of places won't even consider you for the higher paying roles without a degree
>>27101980
I like the dog, his owner is a normie though.
Can't blame a dog for having a normie owner
>>27102000
no but you can blame the normie owner for posting here
normies should be observers at most
I really struggle with waking up and getting out of bed, like once I wake up I can't get out of bed for hours I just feel so shitty. Haven't eaten breakfast in so long as well, I can't stop depriving myself ;-; and i've got work soon. have a good day robots
>>27101922
>autism
>work
Pick 1
>>27101901
Unless you get involved in investment banking or start your own business there is absolutely 0 chance of you getting getting promoted enough to earn 1.2 million a year.
>>27101901
>>27102046
Not without a degree anyway.
>>27101987
But I do have qualifications senpai.
Or at least they will think I do. I might do some certification specific to my field over the next year. I'm sorry if you are putting your faith in a degree but a lot fields especially tech and IT ones are not snotty about degrees after you have your foot in the door.
The only stumbling block might be if I end up being shit at my new job or have a breakdown and drop out again. Which could happen
>>27102046
I'm a different guy who will just be happy getting to 35k and living like a peasant until I can live like a neet
Relatives came over
had to get up and get dressed and try not to look like a failure.
thank god its over.
>>27102077
blame the society and others for your failure. never blame yourself officially
I don't even like anime desu lads
Is vacuum cleaning just a fucking meme?
>tfw summer is soon approaching
>tfw don't have a female acquaintance to go on sunny day trips
Should I start handing out applications for girls to be my summer acquaintance? I just wanna go to my nice secret place to chill in the sun.
Pic related is the place.
>>27102351
try not doing it for a year and see.
>>27102354
>secret place
>graffiti carved into the stone where the pic was taken
Either you're a chav or it's not so secret after all
>>27102354
that is very VERY nice mate
where abouts>?
>>27102366
Then why do it every week I'm sure my parents are just being cunts on purpose
>>27102371
Well of course a handful of people know about it.
>>27102372
It's in the Midlands. I'd love to just go to different places and find nice spots like this.
>>27100735
alright lads, what have we got planned today?
>>27102399
yeah but what village senpai? I'm at uni in loughborough, went to castleton recently on a hike and it was a beautiful little village
>>27102413
Do some maths, then go to a friend's house in the evening and get mildly drunk.
>>27102414
I suppose I'll tell you. It's in Matlock
>>27102413
going to go for a shit, that's as much as I know.
>>27102430
haha it's not like I'm going to travel there and colonise it mate, nice find though - you live in the town?
Who here is /soton/?
>>27102354
>>tfw don't have a female acquaintance
just this feel for me today, thanks
>>27102444
I live in Nottingham. I went with 2 other girls when I was 19.
>>27102465
It's a horrible feel mate. Just want a single female acquaintance. Wouldn't even care if we weren't in a relationship.
>>27102354
Why do you need a female to go on trips with?
Why not go with a guy and actually enjoy some conversation?
>>27102506
It's just one of those places that's nicer with a female.
>>27102520
What do you think a female will bring that a guy can't?
My guess is you just want to fuck a girl but aren't prepared to admit that, so try to dress it up.
Sun is shining through my window making my room boiling, there's fuck all on TV and I'm hungover
This is not comfy
there's like 5 weeks in this month wtf lads
at least i reckon i get paid for an extra week thank you mr shekelberg
>>27102546
>What do you think a female will bring that a guy can't?
A female personality. Just want to get to know a woman whilst watching the sun go by. Sometimes I like to talk with a female rather than a guy.
Well of course I wanna fuck a girl but if it never happened, I wouldn't care. I actually like the company.
>>27102413
Gonna go for a walk then start doing some online learning thing I signed up for
Also video games and drinking alone but I'll save that for the evening
>>27102567
Don't you get paid the same each month?
>>27100735
Might go out to the shop soon or might play some games. Not sure yet. Also hoping all 9 of my bets come through.
>>27102592
i get paid a daily rate unfortunately
>>27100884
It's fucking shit, mate.
You fucked up wasting 40 quid.
>>27102631
My mate wants me to buy it because we had one moment where we went rogue and had people trying to kill us.
They only could throw grenades up or climb a ladder but we kept shooting them.
Told him I'll buy it when it's cheaper.
>>27102354
Pretty nice view senpai
>review embargoes
how's that shit even legal
>didn't buy The Division
>instead bought WWE 2K16 for PC
Theses games are awful but I keep buying them and playing them a lot. I barely watching wrestling anymore. Why do I keep doing this to myself?
>>27102669
because they aren't just reviewing the product, they are being given early access to review it, since it's a trade, the companies can make demands like not being able to release a review until a certain date or giving in a certain amount of praise
>>27102578
That's not an answer. Really think about why you want a woman with you.
Why not a gay man?
>>27102708
because there's been a serious lack of good games in the last 4 or so years
>>27102712
that sounds kinda shady. seems like there should be some kind of regulating third party
>Done some dusting
>Cleaned the computer
>Done some hoovering
Feeling pretty accomplished lads.
>>27102062
Not sure if you're still here
The point people are making though lad is that the progression from like 25k a year to 30-40 is that you can't just be a hard worker, you need to have some specialized skill which makes you worthy of that extra money, which is usually because you studied a degree, or you have like 10 years experience doing a specific thing.
Of course, no one knows what the future holds and I wish you all the best, but you've got to consider what makes you worthy of an extra 10k a year above some other chump in your position.
>>27102374
It's done every week because the floor would be fucking disgusting otherwise.
>>27102729
May I ask why you're questioning why I want a female acquaintance over a male one?
>>27102742
welcome to the gaming industry, it's near enough unregulated and companies can do as much as they want to try and push their products and screw over the consumer
>>27102742
>being this much of a manbaby shitlord
fucking entitled gamers desu
>>27102758
Because you're unable to admit that all you want is sex. You pretend that the main activity is the walk, but really it's to give you a chance at getting laid.
>>27102764
i don't even play games, hence why i asked
>>27102764
>>27102778
he wasn't really targeting you and saying that to you personally, it's what reviewers have called gamers when they've complained about broken features or poor games, because the reviewers have to protect the perks they get from the game companies, attack the consumer, get the fanboys to do the same and let the company churn out the messes they do with their own personal army protecting them from any sort of criticism
>>27102731
This, last properly good year for AAA gaming was 2013. Last year was ok with The Witcher and Bloodborne.
>>27102768
Love the fact that you're trying to tell me the reasoning why I want female company over male company.
Not being funny mate but I know what I want. There's certain girls who make good friends and there's girls that make good shags. I know it's hard for you to believe but sometimes males actually don't want to fuck a female.
>>27102805
indie + jap games are my go to now
>>27102802
ah right, my bad
>>27102809
We both know what you want, why don't you just say it?
There is literally no reason you would pick a girl over a guy besides sex.
>>27102805
2013 was really weak overall. I only remember GTA V and OlliOlli
>>27102750
>Not sure if you're still here
Where else would I be?
It is in some specialised field and as I said there are jobs being advertised right now that want 2 years experience and pay 30k, and my new job will be giving me that experience. It is a bit of gamble but I think I will be ok.
Degrees don't qualify you to do anything unless its a masters in bio-chemical engineering etc. Even if I finished my degree I would not be more qualified for my job or any other job. A degree can help you get your first proper job but not much else unless it is super good
>>27102768
Why are you getting so salty about this? You know it's possible to just enjoy a girl's company as well as wanting sex right?
>>27102749
>washed my car
Feels good lads.
>>27102838
Bioshock Infinite, Tomb Raider & The Last of Us don't spring to mind?
>>27102828
>We both know what you want, why don't you just say it?
Fine fine. I want a female acquaintance for her company. How's that?
Well there literally is. Sometimes I like male company, sometimes I like female company. I understand if all you see in women is sex. I sometimes do in some women but some make good mates to just chill and talk with.
>>27102828
>picking girls for sex
>>27102859
>Bioshock Infinite, Tomb Raider & The Last of Us
>>27102712
That sounds like some freedom of the press shit. Why is America so passive about this
>>27102842
>It is in some specialised field and as I said there are jobs being advertised right now that want 2 years experience and pay 30k
What field m80
>>27102828
The average male personality is different to the average female personality, whether because of genetics or brain differences or societal pressures or whatever. Can't speak for that guy, but maybe he just prefers certain personality traits that are more common in women than in men. Also, what >>27102863 said.
>>27102862
>her company
You mean her vagina.
>>27102870
A matter of opinion if you don't like them I guess. But if you think they weren't well done then you are full of shit.
>very hungry
>making lunch is so much effort
>>27102877
Its not government tyranny but corporate. The reviewers don't care either because the system of embargoes, review copies and adverts keep others out and them in the money.
>>27102887
UX QA and testing
>>27102909
>UX
>specialised
anyone with a CS degree is applying for that shit
Anybody here do geocaching? I know there's a fair few robots who enjoy a good countryside ramble and its a fun way to add some purpose to your strolls. Also it's a pretty autist-heavy hobby so I wouldn;t be too surprised if there were a few of you into it.
>>27102894
for bioshock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdNhwb7iuI4
>>27102927
Well I'm fucking in with a mid sized company
Experience is king.
mockingjay part 2 is out yay
>>27103096
Jesus christ what a fucking faggot you are
>>27102631
>I didn't like it so you shouldn't like it ;_;
think my mates clocking on
>>27102896
I drove to subway because making food sounded really stressful
Someone nearly T-boned me at a junction too
Dark souls 3 comes out in under a month, I wont have money to buy it. It's not fair lads.
>>27103200
Go look at the reviews. Also I never said or even implied that he shouldn't like it but there is a high chance that he won't because it's garbage that gets boring after an hour.
>>27103255
sell some crap on ebay.
>>27103260
http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/tom-clancys-the-division
>inb4 lol meta critic
its above 6 on all platforms for user reviews. That tells me it an OK game and for AAA that generally means its good
DXM soon
>>27103255
Shoot yourself NEETscum
>>27103214
Driving somewhere just to get lunch sounds even worse, imagine having to parallel park while traffic queues up behind you, pedestrians glaring the whole while.
>>27103394
Maybe if you're an anxious NEET manchild who can drive.
>>27103351
>antiNEET
>/r9k/
might not be the place for you, norman
>>27103394
Driving anywhere by itself can be fun if you have a nice whip
That being said I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MUH NEW WHIP
JUMP OUT A NEW WHIP NIGGA
LIKE I'M A SLAVEMASTER
I POST A RARE PETE NIGGA
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
>>27103423
That's like saying Facebook isn't the right place for normies
>>27103459
Well if you ignore the definitions of half of those words and the basic mechanics of logic, yeah.
>>27103475
>basic mechanics of logic
Lets see...
>/r9k/ is full of pathetic cringey manchildren
>Normalshits like to laugh at people lower than them to feel better and for entertainment
>hence thousands of normies come here to laugh at le funny memes and pathetic greentext stories
wow absolutely makes no sense, i don't see why normies would come to this le dark and edgy place.
>>27102432
went for a shit, that's everything done for today.
>high school ex who always try to be edgy and non-normie is in Amsterdam, posting pics to Snapchat of weed paraphernalia
topkek how the mighty have fallen.
>>27103509
>normalshits actively seek out robots in /r9k/ to mock
Yeah, no. Normies don't care that much. If you think that's you, then you're just an autist who doesn't even realise it, which is a whole other level of pathetic.
>>27103304
>what are paid reviews
Go look at the Steam reviews of actual people who haven't been paid to say good things about it.
It's fucking garbage and it seems you're just trying to justify wasting your money.
My refund just came through anyway, so I don't care. Do what you will
>>27103539
your pathetic manchildass spends his days on /r9k/ rather in the real world. You have no business talking about normies like you know shit. your knowledge of normies is based on memes from /r9k/.
>>27103560
>This buttblasted
>I'm a cool normie I swear
Failed normies are truly the worst people
earlier i had an eye lash in my eye
now i don't (feels good)
>>27103575
nice meme you clown.
>hur dur normies aren't like that, they're all exactly the same
you're a generalizing retard.
>>27103583
Great story anon
Just woke up lads. Had like 14 hours sleep.
Think I'll spend today playing video games and then I will have to get drunk later as I begin wageslaving on Monday so will not be able to get drunk again until Friday
>>27103509
Normie here
this is true, I occassionally come here because I think the greentext stories are funny.
Just realised I got curry sauce on the floor while eating fish and chips in bed last night. That's going to be a nightmare to get out of the carpet.
>>27103555
>My refund just came through anyway, so I don't care. Do what you will
Fair enough senpai, I don't care either way. I'm enjoying it so far
>>27100735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
Jun also ironically likes this music.
>>27102413
Get really drunk with azulad.
>>27103627
Sounds like a plan. You should consider doing a little bit of drinking during the week. It numbs the pain a little.
>>27103668
Oh you're a silly sausage, lad. Get some vanish on that, and work it in to the stain.
>>27103555
>so many anti ubisoft hater shills
>emember the E3 videos? Remember the awesome open world PVP MMO? Nope
fucking kek
Lads, I'm feeling a bit crap today.
I can't stop thinking that maybe I've fucked things up with a girl and it's ruining my weekend. In b4 "normiescum", I'm clearly not able to manage real life.
How can I get over it and enjoy the two days I have off before returning to wagecuckery?
>Rocket League servers are down til 5pm
I'm just sitting around all day waiting for them to come back on lads
> weekend off from slavery
> want to do something productive
> woke up at 12
> had shower
> had some cereal
> had a joint
> couch-locked watching the rugby
Get on my productivity level lads
>>27103695
>Sounds like a plan. You should consider doing a little bit of drinking during the week. It numbs the pain a little.
One of my shifts is 5pm-11:45pm so I imagine I could get a drink in the night before that one and be sober by the time I go in.
>>27103715
>women talk to you
nah you're a normie, get the fuck out
>>27103715
>I can't stop thinking that maybe I've fucked things up with a girl and it's ruining my weeken
I know this feel mate
One time, I fell in love with a girl, it was the one time I fell in love with a girl and it was almost completely. The problem was, she was in love with the world and these feelings can be a bit misleading. She asked me if I was alright and I sperged out and said 'I must be fine because my hearts still beating' then she told me to come and kiss her by the riverside because of BF Bobby doesn't consider it cheating...?
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just put some fish and chips in the oven
>>27104084
just put some memes in da thread nigga shiet
Having a gf is so overrated
>arguments
>nothing makes her happy, never points out the nice things you do, only the bad things
>we only have sex when she's in the mood, and even then sometimes it ends half way through because she needs the toilet or whatever and then comes back to bed saying she's "not in the mood anymore"
>every complaint that she has about me is basically everything she does wrong
>thought that having a gf would mean we would go out and do nice things together but nope, we just stay at home all day watching TV while she's on her phone
>if I ever point out anything bad she does she looks at me like I'm crazy and says it's not like that at all and then I have to say sorry for saying that
The novelty of having a gf was fun and sex is alright the first 20 times maybe, after that it just becomes a chore with an urge that doesn't go away, like smoking.
The point of this post is that you're basically not missing out on much, in case any of you lads were stressed out over it this lately.
>>27104186
>spending money on a girl
hahahahahahahahaha
>>27104186
At this point a bf would just be worth it to split the rent and having someone to talk to
>>27104186
I just want friends.
Oceee
>took 2 weeks paid holiday off work
>back on monday
>gonna hand in my resignation
I can't go back to that. That being said im gonna go back into educaiton so i don't have to live off of pitybucks.
>>27104186
I agree with this post, would just like to add
>have to spend loads of money on her
>constantly complains about your life
>have to do what makes her happy and not what makes you happy
>get pressured about marriage/kids
>have to deal with her bouts of female insanity
>she won't put any effort into the relationship leaving you to spin plates and as soon as you drop one she complains about it
>have to watch shitty tv shows and films she wants too because she can't handle anything slightly complex
>can't listen to music you like anymore and have to listen to girl music
>if you work and have a gf it is basically like having two jobs
I wish all the people here who complain about no gf could get gf for awhile just so they would understand thinking having a gf would be fun is the same way 10 year olds playing Call of Duty think being in a war would be fun.
Daily Mail readers don't have much sympathy for the disabled
>>27104276
>That being said im gonna go back into educaiton
>educaiton
>>27104289
>>27104186
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>>27104302
Roastie detected pls go
>>27104289
>can't listen to music you like anymore and have to listen to girl music
I had to listen to that Kodaline album twice in a row once and I've seen Of Monsters and Men because of my ex. She had awful taste
>>27104295
>the disabled are bone idle
>>27104295
bit ironic
>>27104295
Daily Mail readers are just people from here but about 20/30 years older
>>27104295
Kind of agree with them desu, the chavs next door to me have a lush car given to them by the gov because their grandad 'has a bad back' and their whole family are just complete chav scumbag cunts who just should be publicly executed.
>>27104295
Isn't there like 2 million who claim to be disabled the vast majority are liars.
If you can drive around and do all this stuff you are fit to work, the comments also imply they are being given expensive top the range cars which they should not during a time of cuts.
>>27104295
>They don't need to get dressed to work..
>>27104393
>amsterdam
its a joke senpai
>>27104334
I work for the local government and all I see are benefit claimants. I think it's a good system but nobody seems to have any idea just how much it's being exploited.
>COPD but still smoke 60 fags a day
>kid has ADHD but is clearly just a little shit
>bad back but I see them jitterbugging in the local every fucking weekend
>smackhead or alcoholic, on a methadone script but still using
So fucking depressing, half the time they're paid more than I am.
>>27104295
My step-mum get mobility but she's got really bad cancer and is hopped up on painkillers 24/7
Daily mail readers should be gassed desu
>>27104295
My sister is disabled from birth (severe brain damage, blind, in wheelchair) and my mother still has to go through the rigmarole and bureaucracy every year. She basically has prove to that under no circumstance that my sister is capable of work time and time again.
always thought mustard tasted like crap but tried it and now it's one of favourite condiments
what do you lads do for food? I usually just cook up rice/noodles+veggies (flavour with ginger/chilli/soy sauce) and toast sandwiches. I always go to shop but can't think of anything else to buy except for some good ole tendies. they're a bit too expensive so I'll only have them once a while
>>27104413
I guess ive been reading too many msn comments but its hard to tell sometimes.
>>27104460
>>27104482
God you people are depressing. Does it not bother you that despite their terrible lives you aren't taking advantage of your own?
>>27104460
>Hopped up on painkillers 24/7
>give her a car
>>27104511
Everyone's life is terrible m8
>>27104511
desu i sometimes envy my sister. Shes in no pain and seems eternally happy and content.
>>27104295
I agree with the one about the free car. I know someone who isn't really ill, just fat, hasn't worked for god knows how long and even refuses to live with her long time partner to get more bennies and she gets a brand spanking new car every 2-3 years. And I mean brand new out of the factory.
It's fucking wrong.
>>27104487
> pizza
> chicken
> ready meals
> monthly sirloin steak as a treat
Every week.
> captcha is select all pizzas
Sign up to something and we will keep you anonymous for a while a year maybe to look at your rules then back to my rules and then you see the only child to take up photography as a hobby and forget the money to focus on the phone production of the product to not know where you are to think going to far for a price check. Give bonsai your face book number to plus one friend to read the rules every day apologise with a promise to grow to be the eldest red wood ginger nut hiding tree that doesn't know the email to request a saw to shorten said ban instrument. Tweet Sheep to ring your rang cloths of Scottish rag soaked newspaper I do honestly carry to choose not to follow because one day I may be able to ban (you) one day for no reason and I mean what prick would miss you, I'd rather miss that day to miss sing with a trigonometry spring in my step any Spring on my mind to snap kindling used an effect that can infest with the effect of the price of your information we will protect to be in the knowing band. The most knowing band that know rubber bands are important to the tree clubber and grow tyres that flee from home to forget the energy in a bottle of water. In times of long strong pipes on auto pressure check. If I was wondering if I were wearing my glasses at the time to check this cv to argue black coffee is black and be the operator of the coffee sweetener to still own a teddy till the last lens in the one live stream and live dark in the rivers are not burns in darkness to hear all our water lives underground but still will a way to steam, sauna then fear a cold wet wondering shower then washing your hands once the routine is done. Slowly snapping on the rubber gloves again to start a kick urge to remodel the kitchen again. The natural rubber blue feels good on my skin is so confusing "keep the clean off your hands and concentrate on your mind again" I think to myself.
>water your plants no your's
>>27104511
>cripleing depression
>shit job
>not very bright
I'm living up to expectations desu
>>27104698
Nice to have you back bonsai, you utter fruitcake
>be hungry
>last bit of bread
>decide to make toast
>burn it
this is why there is no god
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anti******s
Message me if you can't figure it out.
what is it lads?
Alright lads
Just started my all night shift. Got some good snacks and sarnies in my bag, energy drink and plenty of water.
Anyone want to come hang out in the office all night? I'll buy you pizza and beer and we can use my laptop to watch netflix.
>>27104830
Can we wank each other?
>>27104845
We can nip into the back for some wanks.
Want to take it in turns or go hell for leather and race to see who finishes first?
>>27104830
>Netflix and chill with a bender from /r9k/
Pass
>>27104698
Afternoon Bonsai, good to see you again.
>>27104830
Can we snuggle?
>>27104830
I'll come. Where are you based?
>>27104830
Where do you work that you get to sit around watching Netflix and getting drunk?
>>27104773
couldn't eat the burnt toast but I did find some out of date crumpets.
swings and roundabouts
>>27104904
I'm based as fuck.
>>27104902
depends how qt you are senpai
>>27104904
North Lincs
>>27104921
I can't get drunk, I have to answer phones occasionally, but I just watch Netflix and pause it when I get a call. After midnight ill do very little until I finish at 6 besides 4chan, netflix and occasionally playing total war on my shit tier laptop. work in a taxi office.
tfw you want to be a night security guard.
https://youtu.be/N90sl94g7PE
>>27104961
Oh wow my friend lives there, I don't think I look too cute but people say I am, I'm not going to post pics cause I don't want to be an attention whore
>>27105002
I'm sure people are right and you're a qt patootie
Where does your pal live? Doubt I know them, but might live near them
>>27104744
got that Friday feeling to loose to his pencil lad
>>27104793
reverse spoiler a le cover up
>>27104901
you looking thru my window lad?
>>27105045
Just east of lincoln, I doubt you know him though he's 17 and has trouble meeting people
feeling like absolute crap lads, i doubt i will survive a DXM trip today
>>27105139
nah I'm north lincs, ages away from Lincoln.
>>27105206
drugs are really normie desu
>>27105327
Are you that scunny lad?
