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>meet a depressed girl who connects with me on many philosophical
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>meet a depressed girl who connects with me on many philosophical levels on IRC

> start private messaging her

>she says that she wants to use Skype, I say no because I don't want this to become a regular thing (we had spent a long time talking about very interesting things that I never get to)

>eventually I add her on steam

>next 4 days or so go by and I spend all day talking to her while she plays games

>the entire time I feel like I'm finally connecting with someone for the first time in my life (let alone a woman)

>I haven't been playing games or anything because I don't want to miss a message or when she comes online

>tell her that I'm obviously infatuated and I hope this will pass. she says she doesn't care

>time passes and what I thought at first was nervous/shyness turns out to be a complete disinterest in how I feel at all

>I tell her that I'm not feeling that appreciated

>"I don't care if you hate me, as long as the chat works"

>"so am I just like a sentient talking app to you?"

>"yes"

>I continue talking to her all day getting one word replies

>genuinely cannot fathom how she is enjoying herself because I'm not

>she says "if I didn't like talking to I would have blocked you"

>tell her I only stay because without her I would be even emptier, and that there are genuinely nice times while talking to her but the vast majority I hate

>ask "if I leave will you just get a new app"

>"depends on my mood"

>I'm 100% being used but still come back like a dog

>more time passes, constantly discouraged from doing anything productive in my life because she says she is jealous

>still can't bring myself to block her

Now it's today and I get this message:
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>>27109691
>"I can say that everything you learned about me in the last few days was genuine and true, every last bit of it. The only thing I altered is my basic identity , I'm not Natalya Volk, but rather, [edited], I'm the same age and everything, just have a different appearance obviously. You might be asking why am I doing this? I don't know, I'm absolutely straight and everything, but I just can't be myself on the internet, it's impossible for me. So I found a set of some random whore who seemed to have the autistic photos of my style and used them. Literally everything else, well, you already know."

What the fuck bros? Why do I gotta be played like that?
What kind of sociopath does this to someone?
pic related it's him
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hahaah, holy shit, this is brilliant
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>>27109691
haha you're a fucking faggot, and so is your queer boyfriend
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Did the same stuff younger on MMORPGS to get free stuff. Wonders of the internet age.
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Christ, he looks so fucking German. Like he's gonna cook you in his oven and eat up your tender body. Why is it always a Deutschey who pulls this crazy shit?
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So, what do you call it when someone gets catfished but falls into a beta trap?
Catcucked?
Batbeta'd?
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this is why i just hate talking to anyone online
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>>27110020
fuck me why the fuck does this shit KEEP happening to me
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>natalya volk
lmao dude why would you even talk to a ricer sperglord like that
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>>27109770

it looks hot, i'd fuck it's boi pussy
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Rolling on the fucking floor laughing my currently being sodomized ass off
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Thanks, OP. I now feel a little better about myself because I know that I'm at least not THIS pathetic.
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>>27110248
thanks.... i have never been catfished before
i cant believ I feell for it
this guy is good
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hahahahahhahahah this some funny ass shit

you gotta appreciate it op, look it on the funny side
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>>27110443
it is very funny. I do admit that
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>>27110460
Will you stay friends with him?
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>>27110103
>>27110324
>>27110460
why do you have such awful fucking taste in reaction pictures
you deserve this

also funny story
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>>27110502
no, he is boring as fuck
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>>27110612
since you found out he's a boy?
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>>27110643
no, ever since he only replied with one word answers
him being a boy just shows that he is a liar
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>>27110502

Not OP, but I would, I'd join him and find some other fag to mess with.
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>>27110673
he doesn't do it toe mess with people
i offered that to him, and he said no he just wants someone to talk to and he is so lonely he pretended to be a boring girl
turns out he is just a boring man, and a scumbag
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>>27110643
at least now I am able to recognize how much power a woman can have over me
I'm glad to have been catfished than to have had an actual women do this to me
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>when people think I'm a catfish and my pictures are fake because I'm too shy to talk on Skype and find it more comfortable messenger
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>>27110976
Messenging *

Originalo
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>>27109691
woah, that's very fucked up

should've skyped, that would've avoided all of this
>>27110976
>>27110997
what are you trying to say?
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>>27111045
anon is saying anon doesn't like video chat because anon is shy, duh
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>>27109691
>retarded man falls for catfish

More news at 11
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>>27111045
can you not read? I'm hijacking your thread for my own personal feels.
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>>27111045
we both only used skype on our phones so it made sense that trying to use voice wouldn't work

he lives in israel
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>>27110908
This. Faggot dodged a bullet, faggot should be happy, mkay?
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>>27109697
oh and don't be hard on yourself lad, any of us could've fallen for it
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nothing new in this thread all women are like this.
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never talk with him again what austism
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>>27109691

Oh wow, this faggot posted this exact same thread on double chan r9k as well.

Fuck off.
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