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Velkommen til /Scandifeels/

Dette er en traad for alle Skandinaviske roboter. Vi maa samle det skandinaviske robotmiljoet her!

Pass paa:
>Kun for Nordmenn, Svensker og Dansker
>Normier holder seg borte
>Nordiske bokstaver gir ASCII-feil, saa bruk f.eks. aa, oe osv..
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>>27109494

> vara norrbaggerobot
> ha ett sae gulligt och oserioost spraek att man till slut flippar ur och boorjar braanna ner kyrkor
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Solen ligger sig,
Morket slutter sig om mig,
Det er snart sengetid.
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Faen saa goy det er aa vaere alene paa en lordag gutta!
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ICELANDERS ARE PEOPLE TOO
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>>27109494
Vad goer man i denna vaerld.

Skulle beraettat om hur jag foerlorade flickvaennen men det aer normie.
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>>27109494
Are Iceland and Finland not Scandinavian countries?
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>>27109598
No.

Well, maybe Iceland. But Finaland need to fuck off and WILL NEVER BE FUCKING SCANDINAVIAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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jag onskar jag hade vanner i denna stad
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>>27109576
Na, vi fattar inte vad ni sager.
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>>27109494
>see flags
>remember Sweden
Is this a cuckolding thread?
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>du vil aldri henge med scandiroboter IRL
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What's the point of these region-specific threads?
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>>27109640

Yes, but it's our own cocks up our arses, ejaculating recursively.
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>>27109580
Lika bra att pjula ut det. Jag kan laesa historien om ingen annan goer det. Jag sitter aenda haer och tittar pa Bolibompa.
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>>27109651
regional suffering
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>>27109651
Because we have it way worse than you.
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>>27109640
Nah, it's just Sweden thinking they're still relevant as a scandinavian country after being turned into a fucking third world caliphate.
Honestly, it's super embarrasing to watch. It's like seeing your little brother turn into a trap. And not the pretty kind
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>>27109617
But this is what google shows when I google scandinavian countries
Why don't you consider them scandinavians?
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>>27109684
I used to want to travel to Sweden and Canada, thought they were intelligent people. But honestly, lately I'd rather be here in my shitty Brazil because people here are savage and wouldn't accept those bullshits like that
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Vem mer ensam pa uni?
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Fan, kommunmilfarna i publiken pa Friends hamnar riktigt i brunst nar det vankas schlagerpotpurri. Det ar meldifestivalfinal i Svedala.
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>>27109494
I pity scandinavians and their ruined countries
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>>27109717
At least you don't have to live next to them, fearing their autism will infect you
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scandi countries are the best for robots and u are all complaining?
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>>27109693
Real scandinavians can talk with one another using their own language. Iceland is sometimes included since they speak Old norse and danish but finland speaks spurdo sprodaa and we dont understand that
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>>27109693
Because there's a difference between being scandinavian and just plain old nordic.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavia
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>>27109783
>for robots
You mean for robots to suicide, right? Only way I can see it, must be worst country to be a robot.
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>>27109783
No amount of neetbux will ever take away your robot nature, friend
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Er der nogle svenskere paa linjen? Overvejer at koebe en svensk oedegaard og starte min egen anti normie koloni
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>>27109823
Jofan, kom till Norrland eller far till Varmland.
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>>27109783
suicide statistics disagree
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>>27109823
Hvorfor fanden ville du nogensinde tage til arabien og koebe land der vil blive taget fra dig saa Mohammad kan bruge det til sin nye islamiske sekt ?
For fanden Ole
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>>27109625
Det er okkar egen feil. Alle som snakker et nordgermansk sprog skal egentlig begripe hva en islending sier, og iallfall skriftlig.
Det er galt at stenge islendinger ute bare fordi vi er for late og dumme til at i det hele tatt gjere noe for at begripe hva de sier.
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>>27109891
Ah, men det dar ar ju norska du skriver. Eller?
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Hvordan gaar det?

Jeg skulle have vaeret ude og drikke med nogle fra mit studie igaar, men selvom jeg havde forberedt mig mentalt hele dagen (havde fri) endte jeg alligevel med at aflyse i sidste oejeblik.
Trangen til isolation vandt simpelthen. Igen.
Det vaerste er naar man skal lyve og komme med en daarlig undskyldning og at alle involverede inderst inde godt ved at det ikke er andet end en daarlig undskyldning.
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>>27109839
>Norrland
Varmland er i hvertfald billigt nok!

>>27109873
Invandrere gider ikke bo ude paa landet. De har travlt med at spise kebab inde i byerne. Desuden er land i sverige meget billigere end i danmark hvor alt jord bliver brugt til at broedfoede normie populationen
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>>27109598
Ingen aning om hur laesbart islaendska aer for oss nordbor.
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>>27109941
Du vil jo bare gemme dig i buskaset din taabe. Det er ikke muligt. De finder dig altid, finder en maade at irretire og pine dig til du doer. Om det er normies, ludere eller negere, gg
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>>27109928
Ja, jeg skriver norsk. Fordi jeg er norsk.
Men det er slapt av oss at ikke skaffe kunnskap og erfaring til at lese islandsk, og jeg syns ikke islendingene skal lide for det. De skal vere velkomne, og for dem av oss som ikke mestrer lesing av islandsk gir det gode muligheter til at skaffe seg erfaring og kunnskap.
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>>27109994
I sak kan jag halla med, man kan ju begripa meningar om de skriver om orden med de vanligaste latinska bokstaeverna.
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Hej.

Jer studer dansk. Hvodan kan jeg gore meget fremskridt ?

Synes ogsa I det er en godt idee at studer norsk ?

Sorry for my grammar.
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>>27110068
Ja, det er som for alla andra. Skaffa en tjej som snackar danska, men er du pa r9k ser det val inte sa bra ut pa den fronten...
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>>27110068
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee original kommentar
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>>27110068

Ja, Norsk og Dansk er meget ens. Glem Svensk, det er et fortabt land. Hvis du ikke er dansker, saa klarer du dig sgu meget godt ind til videre.
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>>27110132
>det er et fortabt land
Hahaha nar alla grannlander egentligen tycker att Sverige ar negrerland, men vi sjalva aldrig ser det pa svenska nyheterna i TV
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>>27110128
>>27110132

Sorry but since there is no scandinavian special letters and since I'm not very advanced I don't really understand everything.

>>27110130

Jeg er ikke en normie.
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>tfw not scandi
>tfw blonde scandi gf came live with me

Thanks for being gay scandibros, gonna do my part with the blanda upp.
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Tjena grabbar, Malm* h*r. SD2018 korst*g nu
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>>27110223
I said Norwegian and Danish are very much alike, in terms of spoken and written languages.
Then I told you to forget about Sweden and their fading language.
Lastly I said you were pretty good at danish if you weren't a native.
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faan det ar hogskoleprov om typ 27 dagar och man har knappt last pa alls

varfor ar jag sa enormt lat
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>>27110335

Tak jeg prove at forbedre min grammatik. Jeg har svaert med inversionerne.

Jeg bruger Google Traduction og min ordboger at svar.
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>>27110434
Jotack. strax klar med hogstadiet och har tre kursvarningar aka F

ar armen en bra ide, killar
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>>27110490
Where are you from, originally?

Robotic dreams
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>Jeg BIDRAR TIL SAMFUNNET

Er det ikke morsomt hvor fjernt fra sannheten lonnscuckene er? Kom igjen, nyt lordagen mens du har den. Pa mandag trenger Rokkestein at du jobber dobbeltskift!
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>>27110530
>Ar armen en bra ide, killar?
Ja, det ar ingen samre arbetsgivare an nagon annan ifall du har nagorlunda fysisk ork och star ut med lite monotoni. De soker ju folk i alla fall.
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>>27110537

Western Europe. I'm a francophone.

I'm studiying Danish at Uni and I don't know if I should study also Norwegian.
I could create an awful scandinavian mix up and fail my exams. Moreover, if you can understand Danish you can pretty much understand Norwegian.

Robotic reflexions.
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>>27110530
hogstadiet?

vafan ar du 15 eller
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>>27110586
lol, arbejdercuckerne slider og slaeber mens jeg rager deres skattepenge ind til mig. N.E.E.T. for life mah nigga
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>>27110607
Monotoni fixar jag utan problem.
>fysisk ork
fugg :-DDDDDDDD
far bara komma i form tills dess, da. Har en stund pa mig

>>27110636
ojsan. menade gymnasiet
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>>27110630
I mean, if you are already studying danish, stick to it. It is essentially the same as norwegian, and if you can speak and understand danish, you can understand norwegian as well.
The two are so close that we can speak each our respective languages without worry and still come across as understandable with one another. It's a big-brother, little-brother feel up in this bitch.

Then you have that faggot ass little-little brother Sweden trying so hard to fit in he takes arab cocks in his ass.
>LOOK HOW MERCIFUL I AM BROS! LOOK HOW ACCEPTING I AM OF THE LITERAL HUMAN TRASH OF THE WORLD! LOVE! LOOOVEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>27110690
du kan ju ta nagon kurs pa komvux.
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>>27110702

Jeg synes det er en godt idee.

Maske jeg vill studere italiansk...

Tak anon.
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Kan nagon i Stockholm ge mig alkohol eller knark?
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>>27110763
Jo du. Blir nog enklast sa.

>>27110702
Sverige och Danmark ar Nordens foraldrar. Resten ar irrelevanta.
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>>27109494
Fickt euch ihr Skandis, es ist mal wieder Reichzeit!
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>>27109494
>Scandifeels
You shitheads don't get to complain. You are aryan whites. Try being turkish or indian for a day and see how you cry like a bitch because nobody in the civilized world likes you

Fucking hell, you faggots make me mad. I'm turkish and I hate my nationality and my fucking life and my fucking race so god damn much and you complaining is like paris hilton saying she doesnt get enough media coverage
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>>27110930
then move to germany or something like everyone else is doing.

turkey at least got some nice sun
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>>27110930
>I'm turkish
go the fuck away
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>>27110844
>han er under 20
top kuk
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>>27110951
And be called a cockroach even though I come from a christian family, am an atheist, and look whiter than the average german just becuase I was born in a dumpster? Sigh

>>27110960
Fuck you, you are not even a real robot
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>>27110930
you live in a country that people go to on vacation, you don't get to complain
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>>27110991
the memes got to you

literally no one fucking cares that you are turkish as long you keep your fucking kebab sword at home
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>>27110974
Nej, bara fattig och har inga vanner.
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>>27109569
hold ut min gode man
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>>27110999
People come here because the economy is so shit that they can feel like a billionaire here
>>27111013
I hope you aren't double-memeing here.
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>>27111049
im serious. if you dress, act and talk the part people wont give a shit if you are turkish, chinese or even some kind of jungle nigger

just do what the romans do and 99% of people will accept you
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>>27111141
I already dress up in a suit and never leave home without a tie or a bowtie and clean shoes

I have speech impediments that make me sound french-like and got light brown hair and snow white skin. You'd have to dna test me to know where I'm from.

The problem is... I don't leave the house since I'm a useless neet T-T

Thank you, scandanon. You still made me happy
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>tfw have danish citizenship
>Just send my application to a danish uni

I'm nervous, guys
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>>27109762
>ruined countries
this is what clueless ameriturds believe
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>>27111545
He's talking about the massive muslim immigrants
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>>27111586
Then he's still ignorant. Sweden is literally the only country bending over for muslim cock atm. Norway are borderline nazi tier when it comes to immigration, and denmark is blowing the fuck out of muslims on national television.
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