have you not watched porn? You just stick your dick in her pussy and move back and forth

make a condom out of saran wrap and tape

>>27108238
This post is bullshit, nobody even plays wow anymore.

>>27108295
dude, you're not helping. i don't even fucking have netflix. what am i supposed to say when she arrives? she's taking the bus over here in a few min.

>>27108272
no fuck that just scrub out her pussy with a baby wipe after you finish

>>27108313
Just fuck her. If she plays wow, she'll manage with your crappy content for the evening.

>>27108238

Hey, she asked you. The ball's in her court, so put her under the spotlight with all the pressure to perform. You're just along for the ride.

>>27108238

No matter what anyone tells you you're going to be shit in bed the first time you fuck.

Hell you'll probably go soft multiple times because of porn desensitization and the condom cutting off blood flow.

You've also subconsciously trained your body to go soft the moment you hear a loud noise while masturbating, so if the headboard of your bed creaks it will break your concentration and you'll go soft.

Let me give you a quick crash course

Start with kissing. After a few minutes of passionate kissing start using the tongue. She'll reciprocate, and notice you're not too good at it. Just laugh it off but don't be a sperg about it "OMG IM SO SORRY IM SO BAD AT THIS LOL I SUX SO BAD IM A VIRGIN" is military-grade pussy deflection. Kiss her neck, gently biting and sucking it. Leave a hickey.

After a few more minutes of that, it's time to take her clothes off. She might initiate it, don't think much of it if she does, but pull back from kissing and motion to start removing her shirt. Take off the bra, stop and suck dem titties for another few minutes. Don't actually suck like you're an infant, just carefully nip and lick the areola/nipple.

At this point, she is probably gushing from her cranny and trying to get on your dick. Resist, let her stroke your cock and balls if she wants, but don't penetrate yet. Instead take her panties off (if they aren't removed already). Take your hand and flatten your palm, sticking your fingers out, then begin doing a circular swiping motion on her clitoris with the tips of your fingers (the little nub right at the top of her vaginal opening). Do this until she is practically demanding you penetrate her. Ignore her (say "you like that shit" and watch her response for your own comedic amusement if you wish), and take a single finger, then GENTLY scrape right behind, inside her vagina, what you were just swooshing with your fingers.

Then get a condom on and fucker her for like 5-10 minutes. At this point the entire session has taken anywhere from 30 mins to an hour.

>>27108985

>you'll be shit the first time
I wasn't, but then again I have an 8 inch cock

i heard u can put bleach inside her vagina and it kills ur sperm and she wont get preggo. so just dump bleach after u rawdog her.