>order 2 mcdonalds double cheeseburgers with 2 extra beef patties
>take 2 patties from one of them and take a few bites
>go back and say they forgot to add them
>get another one for free
>???
>profit
share other tricks to make neetbux last longer
>>27107574
I got a great one
>Get a fucking job you sad worthless piece of shit
>>27107574
large pizza from 7-11 for $5.50.
go through the drive thru and ask for a large number of breakfast burritos
drive back like 5 minutes later and say they forgot one or two
they aren't allowed to tell you no
>>27107624
This, it works with pretty much anything. Even if you go and buy one cheeseburger and fries and come back and say they forgot your cheeseburger they'll give it to you.
>share other tricks to make neetbux last longer
Don't eat at McDonalds. You'll get more value for bucks by staying at home and eating things like bread, cereal, beans, pasta, rice, noodles etc. Once you've filled your belly with cheap carbs if you have a little extra cash then get some fruit and veggies for the +health. Good luck out there in the wild NEETbros.
>>27107653
gonna try that this monday after i cashout my welfare cheque
>go out some place nice to eat
>look semi monkey suited up and bring a jacket from good will as a blazer
>sit opposite the front door because drafts are too uncomfy for you
>eat some of the meal of whatever your heart desires
>stop 2/3s of the way
>go to bathroom and leave jacket while giving the intention of coming back, because come on, who leaves a jacket behind?
>leave after you poo in loo
>nice meal for price of a good will jacket
>ayyy yo hol up now that's some profit right there wit no '????'
>>27107690
no, fuck that.
i eat for pleasure, not bare survival.
>>27107706
wanted to do that once at a pho restaurant but the chinese lady was overwatching the tables like a ninja. was too beta to just do it.
One way to make your neetbux stretch would be to not eat ten fucking burger patties.
>>27107710
Not enjoying tomato juice/tabasco spaghetti
Wow look at this caviar-NEET.
>>27107574
Burgers are only good for the same day you bought them so its not really any good
>>27107929
Are you dumb? If you eat 3 burgers instead of two the first day, you only have to buy 1 the second day to get 4 burgers worth of energy.
>>27107958
0r!g!nal
>>27109203
OMG LOL. Can I post this to r/4chan dude???
>>27109245
I'm posting it on tumblr right now actually.
>>27107574
>buy the cheapest cup/instant noodles
>add cheap as fuck veggies, Chinese lettuce, Bell peppers, capsicum, maybe onion and garlics. Great meal for low price
>walk into pizzeria, pizza hut, domino's, any will do
>pick up some oregano sachets
>walk away
>add to bland food as required
>>27109245
>"Save it, it's all yours my friend"
<3
>>27109254
>I'm posting it on tumblr
What are you doing on r9k then..
>>27109358
Slowly spreading myself too thin
I have twelve bucks to spend on food, and that's gotta last me the month. I keep getting all these cravings for junk food and have to stop myself from heading to the 7/11 and wasting half my money on brownies and cookies. So fucking hungry right now. I'll throw some rice together.
>>27109245
Absolutely not! You do not own that comment, the poster does, it is their intellectual property.
>>27109426
>make rice
>scramble some eggs
>mix it together
>add a smattering of soy sauce if you have it
It's nothing glorious, but it works nicely.
>>27109450
This plus add stolen oregano and chili flakes sachets
If nothing add a bit of salt to add more taste
>>27109450
I forgot I even had eggs. But I dunno if they've gone bad by now, they've been there for a while. I'll crack one open in the sink and see how rancid they are.
>tfw the captcha is always food
>>27109480
This too
>>27109485
Onions are easily affordable too, don't be afraid to get a big ol' white onion and hack it up to fry alongside the eggs.Just watch for the tears
>>27107574
>Oats
>bowl
>heat for 2 min
Food for 16 cents a meal. I eat this for breakfast every day (~$5 a month on breakfast)
Buy everything at supermarkets and always compare deal. Both my tesco and sainsbury are within 15 minutes of my house.
$5 Hot-N-Ready
>>27107574
I dont work (only study), but how about this machiavellian tactic:
>get a job
Holy fuck, im rich!
>now srly, I wish my fellow robots the best....
