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Prove you're a Cyborg
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aka normie who's just here for the le epic memes to copy and post on their normiebook for likes
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I had sex in 2013.
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>virgin
>20
>have friends
>not a NEET (uni, but no job and leech off parents)
>not kissless, or ugly

pretty cyborg. but being a virgin faggot at fucking 20 is sad these days. most my friends were having sex at 15-16
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>>27106892
i'm more of a failed normie desu
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>>27106774
my few friends try to push me to be social with fullon normies and I start turning into a sperg, one time I reee'd at one unironically out of pure autistic fear.
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>I live with a roommate who I hate
>I have a job that covers most of my basic needs but nothing more
>I have had sex, but not in a very long time
>I have some friends, but none of them I feel a connection with
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>>27106774

i have a job
i lost my virginity
i dont watch anime
i used piss bottles, i have few friends, >tfw no gf, im voting 3rd party, bernie sanders is a normie meme
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>>27106862

me too

are you kiah
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>>27106774
>3 good friends
>somewhat sociable
>enjoying being around people
>HV
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>>27106774
>virgin
>18
>have friends
>drink beers and smoke weed
>Kissless
>not hugless
>have shit job
>go to community college
>make electronic music
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I think if I had my own place, had new clothes/ haircut, and was in an environment where there were women, I'd be a normie.
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>>27107031
>Attractive face, good height, healthy body, not aspie or autist, not depression - still virgin.
Literally your personality sucks
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>>27106975
What third party
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>>27107064
I was shy all through school, peers were mostly retarded, only hung out with weird kids because I was poor/ weird
Lived in Hungary but my inability to speak the language made me secluded, despite some girls showing interest
Now I live in England, going to an IT course. Only girl in class is interested in me (she keeps trying to get into conversations with me, and no one else), but she's chubby and childishly lazy.
My anxiousness sucks, but once I live on my own I won't have to deal with drama from parents.
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>>27106774
>remember when cyborg term here was a cuties way of saying you did all the stuff that should fix you but didn't (you socialize,have friends, sex, but you still sperg like a bot)
>that feel when terms for normies didn't hold any value. You had normalfags which just meant you try to hard to make bots feel bad.
>now there's like 20 terms
>now no one agrees or even tries to hold a real community here
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>>27106774
>Prove you're a Cyborg

No, I'm flesh and bones. Are you a robot?
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>>27107167
There are clear descriptions for each term
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>>27107147
>once I live on my own I won't have to deal with drama from parents.
Keep telling yourself that you fucking failed normie.
Parents don't factor in at all.
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>>27107031
Who else /schizoid/?
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Will this do as a proof? I'm pretty fun to hang out with but when there are girls i become frozen.
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>>27107316
Anon there are several of those kinds of posts
There are no clear terms and anytime someone tries to enforce it the threads fall apart.
Hell even your break down would be challenged here by many anons.
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>>27107425
link to test 44542121
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>>27107316
The failed normie one is stupid
That was a cyborg
It was a stupid as pass/fail system we had here:
Do you have real life romance and/or many friendships?
No?
You're a robot

Yes?
Does it make you happy in general terms or do you feel socaily accepted to any degree?
No?
You were a cyborg

Yes to both?
Normal

Now we have all these weird ass terms most of which started as insults(wizard)that just feel like some strange attempt to make the robot/wizard club seem smaller than what it really is.
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>>27107491
Not that anon but i think its that test
http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
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>>27107356
Why are you being such a cunt?
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>>27107558
As for wizardry, I think they deserve some respect. Basically a selfless life of negativity/ spite. So removed from society that they've become amalgamations of autism and filth.
But at the age of 30, if they haven't been accepted into society, something changes. All their negativity suddenly becomes validated.

See, if you're some cunt in your early 20's, you've still got a chance. Plenty of people mature at this age, get put into new life scenarios with more mature people, and get a decent shot. And it's not a "late start" either for these people- they catch up REALLY fast, especially if they were precocious children who couldn't relate to his/her peers.
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I actually enjoy chicken tenders.
I drink more than I should.
I have a gf and we have a dwindling sex life.
I have like 4 people I consider friends, but only 1 who I consider a close friend (not counting gf)
I've had jobs for a few months, always get known as the quiet guy
I quit my first job because it got me super anxious waitering
I much prefer being alone in my freetime than hanging out with people
I've been stuck on 4chan for about 8 years now

I want to be free
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>>27107425
>only 71%

i literally haven't spoken to another human in person for years.
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Had sex in 2011
Diagnozed generalized anxiety and social anxiety (I can function to a certain degree)
Currently unemployed (I can't hold jobs very well, very anxious all the time, i suck at dealing with people)
I'm a shut in
I have a couple of irl friends, but I see them like once or twice a year in person
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>>27107088

libertarian

infact this is an original comment.
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>>27107167
>remember when cyborg term here was a cuties way of saying you did all the stuff that should fix you but didn't (you socialize,have friends, sex, but you still sperg like a bot)
I agree, that's the best definition of a cyborg
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I-I knew I've been turning my life around, kicked depression and stuff but this..I didn't expect this..
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>>27107739
>RobotTestResults.png
>119
Hello Chad, what are you doing here on this sunny afternoon?
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>>27106774
had 4 sex-weekends in my whole life. one was today :3
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human
>not a virgin
>make friends easily
>moderately tall
>male model looks
>musician
>played some sports, was well-liked by normal clique at school
>can pass for norman in most circumstances

bot
>shut-in since 15, brief exit to outside for few months at 19 then total hiki last 8 years
>haven't talked to anyone in real life other than parents last 8 years
>sleep day awake at night
>struggling mentally
>emotional problems
>like anime aesthetics (don't watch series but i keep 2d stills open in imageglass constantly), feel far more at home with loser/sperg culture even though i never really fit in
>spent most of my life reading books
>was very into pokemon, goosebumps, some others
>was bullied at school for being redhead until i fought back
>eventually became loner/dropout

feel like a narcissist writing this but yeah i've always felt like a cyborg/daywalker
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>>27107736
>>27107167
I would say android. That they are a convincing human, but super autistic/ no true personality underneath.
I think cyborg is kind of like someone who grew up in the state of a robot, but discovered that they had a soul later on/ grew more personality. They are part human, part robot. They aren't spiteful against normies, but they understand the hate against them.
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>>27107430
>>27107031
I got a 73. Smack dab in the middle of Cyborg territory.
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>>27107822
But it's hard to be cyborg. When you're robot you dont expect that you can become normie but when you're cyborg you think you could do that but ultimately fail. Robots resent you for trying to get into normiehood but little they know that cyborg will never be there. Normies initially like cyborgs but distant themselves when cyborgs show their inside powerlevel.
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>>27107809
I like that picture, anon
what is it from
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>>27107822
I may be paranoid but I'm not an android
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>>27107430
According to this I've gone from cyborg to normalfag in the past five years. Feels good, man.

tfw no friends tho
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>>27107632
All that changed is a true no point of return
I can't respect most that would fit that MO
I've meet one I feel was truly slighted by the world but the other 3 "wizards" I know defeated themselves
2 were fear of failure
The last just had stupid parents that didn't have the balls to raise him right so he's pretty much a lard ass Elliot Rogers thinking he is owed things because he dad bought him shit every week for his hole life yet still cries in his pillow that he's going to die alone and he's a 30 year old virgin.
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I'm good looking but I can't get laid.
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>>27107425
schizotypal and narcissist over here
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>>27107809
The only bot thing on there is emotional problems and struggling mentally, but seeing all the human stuff you mentioned, I am almost 100% sure you're just imagining shit.
Someone who is a musician and has male model looks can NOT be a cyborg, or a robot for that matter.
>was very into pokemon, goosebumps, some others
Oh wow, so weird!
>sleep day awake at night
Wow!
You're a fucking retard who is a failed normalfag. It's a sad sight seeing posts like these. You need to put on an etiquette so that you can be able to get through life. "I'm a cyborg, I'm special"
For Christ's sake
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>>27107866
Yup. I'm big time cyborg.
Anyone know MBTI? ENTPs are almost exclusively cyborg or Chad growing up.
INTP and INFJ is robot
INFP is failed normie or robot
ISTP and INTJ is android
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>>27107918
eh, those aren't that accurate though. mine changes pretty drastically depending on my overall mood and whether or not I've gotten laid recently when I take it.
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>>27107809
Sounds like you just need to put yourself out there bro. You're 27 it's not too late.
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>>27107637
lol normie gtfo faggot
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>>27107918
INFP - robot or SJW squad
INFJ - SJW squad
INTJ - big time robot or perfect android
INTP - domo arigato mr. roboto
ENFP - normie + SJW squad
ENFJ - normie + SJW squad
ENTP - cyborg/android
ISFP - normie
ISFJ - normie traditionalist white knight
ISTJ - traditionalist robot
ISTP - suicidal robot
ESFP - literally normie the type
ESFJ - normie
ESTJ - normie
ESTP - normie
ENTJ - cyborg/android
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>>27107971
nope you can make me you stupid fucking frog
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>have normie friends

That's it. Am I a cyborg?
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>>27108001
Much better than my description
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>>27108117
It depends how you met them. If they're from childhood then you're not a normie but if you found them recently you're normie.
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>>27107869

good question, i know that it's kazuaki nanaki from hatoful boyfriend but i've never been able to find the artist.

>>27107895

i don't know what failed normalfag means i can't tell if you're calling me normal or not. i've been completely solitary for 12 years anon i don't really have any interest in labels or being 'special', i'm sorry if i upset you. i've just always felt half and half. i could describe far more robot/autistic things that have happened but i'm getting old and it's hard for me to remember much of my life.
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Cyborgs should have their own board, can't fit in with normies, rejected by robots.
I still do feel more connection with robots than normies, i was a complete robot until I was like 21-22 y/o
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>>27108415
A cyborg board would be fucking awesome
No /tfwnogf/ shit, fembot trash, no dick size comparisons
Just autistic tales and mischief threads, and theories on ways to fuck with normies or ideas for future innovations/ cool art shit
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>>27106892
>gynocentric
iktf i even have loads of hot female friends and people assume i get it loads but i usually pussy out and suck at admitting i like someone
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>>27108524
Can we make one at 8 chan or something? I don't know how to start.
Anyone else interested in having a Cyborg board?
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>>27108616
It'd probably just be easier to retake /r9k/
Hell it wasn't always plagued with this stupid shit; we could force out the failed normies with smug anime girls
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>tfw your crush comes up and starts talking to you first
>tfw you make her smile and laugh and she enjoys you, just doesn't find you attractive
>>27106845
You don't know what it's like. I don't have any social media, I just have a decently healthy network of friends. It's awful not being able to fit in with people that genuinely care about you and then we can't even come here because of people like you.
>>27108571
>iktf i even have loads of hot female friends and people assume i get it loads but i usually pussy out and suck at admitting i like someone
Same, every time I tell my friends I'm a virgin or at least I was until last summer, but even then I couldn't cum they seem extremely surprised.
>>27107871
>pic related
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>>27108656
>tfw I am a normie and am a huge participant in anime-posting.
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>>27106774
I have a few friends. I have a job. I'm not a virgin. But I never get to see any of my friends these days and everybody at my workplace avoids me because I'm weird or creepy. I could go on, but what's the point in living anymore?
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>>27106774

Hadn't gone outside for a month.

An acquaintance online asked me to meet. I choose the pub we went to, dressed up a bit, we sat around and chatted about work over some ethanol. Everything went smoothly, no fucks where given. Just babbling about this shit he was up to.

Haven't gone outside since that, being a month ago.
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>>27108720
>waaah I have friends who genuinely care about me you don't know what it's like!!
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Movies like Drive, Nightcrawler and Taxi Driver are actually Cyborg movies, not robot. They're always posted here
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>>27107425
psychiatrist noted I had schizoid traits, been waiting on full referal for 3 months now.

either way, that will probably be my diganosis
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>>27107558
So robot = schizoid, cyborg = social anxiety and other related personality disorders that don't preclude a desire to interact.
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>>27109077
Oh, you can TOTALLY have friends if you're schizoid

You just won't be friends with people that are very, uh, dramatic or showy.
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>>27107031
got 150, your test is broken
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>tall and handsome
>dress fashionably
>exercise regularly
>cute girls try to get my attention
>not a virgin (though I feel like one since I haven't had sex in 2 years)
>have fell in love 3 times
I have the physical potential to be a Chad but I just can't keep up the Chad facade for very long
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>KV I held hands and hugged in 5th grade tho.
>spend most of my time in my room or at college
>3 friends
>spend way too much time making OC
>ok relationship with my family
>weird mix of charisma and autism e.g. I pull off the weird kid aesthetic well.
>usually lead group work
>currently getting a BioChem degree, and I'm going to go to Med School to become a Neuropathologist
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>literally one friend
>nogf.jpg
>NEET
>not a virgin but idc about sex
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>I'm depressed and shit too mutha fucka muh feels, I played pokemon
even here normies will desperately try to fit in
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fuckin normies man fuck em
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>>27107012
>not hugless
this made me kek you are pathetic
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>>27107012
>make electronic music
i respect this a lot, as someone who draws and codes
keep with it man, and improve/ put yourself out there. Follow the mainstream a bit to find a projected niche/ loophole for you to get yourself in
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wew boy
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>>27108656
>Doesn't know moot brought back r9k to take feels posting off the other boards
how to spot a retarded newfag who doesn't even have 4chan filenames
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>>27109829
you may have spotted me, but I can just as easily go back into hiding
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>>27107425
>>27107491
>>27107598

>100%
wew lad
that doesn't sound positive
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>>27109862
SHHHHHIT this guy knows his ROACHES
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>Look like a creepy normie. I am tall, lanky, and have a weird face. People point this out a lot.
>Last friend I had was in grade school. High school onwards was "acquaintances"
>I am funny around normies. I use humor as a defense mechanism to combat "banter".
>Because of ^ I am a court jester for normies
>No one wants to befriend the clown, though, They just want to sit back, watch him do his dance, and close the curtain
>"Friends" never invite me anywhere. They just use me to fill up space when they have a couple of random friends over that need to "meet the funny guy"
>never had a girlfriend or girl friend
>Have kissed two girls. Once when I was in 6th grade at some mixer, the other was with a 4/10 on a dare (she was dared, and was visibly disgusted by me)
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>>27109856
And yet your shame will be inside you for as long as you lurk.
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>khv
>19
>bullshit friends, pic related
>neet, no bux, going to college next year

i see people mirin', but don't know why, except for the beginner gains i have which aren't seen over the clothes.
might become gandalf the shredded.


testing 123
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>>27109665
thx normie

originul cumment
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>>27106774
>5 good friends
>Can easily socialize with both genders
>White
>Not NEET
>Virgin
>Obese
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>>27109077
>cyborg = social anxiety
I'd put loneliness and neurosis for cyborgs. Cyborgs don't get very anxious, we can socialize on base levels (banter, small talk, etc.) but not any further.
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>virgin
>18
>borderline personality disorder
>incapable of having deep relationships
>ugly
>have friends and people find me funny
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>>27108524
just make more /cyborg/ generals. those are the only threads that I really enjoy on here.
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>>27106774
>tfw you can talk with girls once you get to know them but back off if they shows interest.
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>>27107356
Someone's had non-abusive parents.

Also, >>27107626's "cunt" comment seconded.
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>>27110096
Plagued with this, not quite sure what it means
It might be repressed emotions of not feeling adequate
But I like the attention
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>>27106774

>bachelor degree
>own car
>have job
>have own appartment
>skinny, but lifts
>virgin
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>>27110127
I like to see how people laugh from my jokes but it's double-edged sword. Sometimes i think that i'm not capable of making conversation with others without humor. I like talking with people but i feel like i'm the only one who keeps asking questions. I have no problems with males but i'm very anxious around females.
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>>27110250
like I said in>>27109908 normies don't really give a shit about you once the jokes stop
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>>27109518
Heres my personality test.
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I've been lifting weights for several years because it takes the pain away. I'm big and lean and have great facial aesthetics. I get hit on by girls at least twice a week. But I hate women and spill spaghetti constantly and I am probably the most introverted person on here. My hobbies, ideologies and being a massive weeb stops me from fitting in anywhere. I'm basically a robot with a chads body. Does this make me a cyborg?
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>>27110393
Cyborg isnt the same as robot with lift body. It's more personality aspect.
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>>27110393
>I get hit on by girls at least twice a week.
>most introverted person on here
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>>27107356
How can parents not factor in at all? That's the dumbest comment of the year guaranteed.
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>>27106774
Only thing that pulses through my veins is emptiness
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>>27110417
Could you explain please?
>>27110441
Implying I enjoy it I hate it and it only happens at the gym or when I'm getting groceries
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"Slightly strange" master race.
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>>27110588
> goes to a gym
> "introverted"
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>>27110588
If you've ever been to party you're not introverted. You seem more of a failed normie.
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>>27110627
My brother is the most introverted person I know and he goes to the gym, sometimes. Being hermit =/= introverted imo.
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>>27110588
>Could you explain please?
The gist of it is that we can participate in normie conversations but not enjoy them. We have robotic tendencies (can spend weeks alone and not bat an eye, likely never had a gf) but can throw them aside in order to live among normies. The only question is how long the cyborg can last before revealing his powerlevel
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>>27110694
No I've never been to a party in my life
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>>27106774
Had sex with five different women but they were all prostitutes. I'm not sure whether this makes me more or less of a robot. I suppose if your a virgin you can at least claim to have self respect.
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>>27110767
Guess I'm a cyborg
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>>27110767
Basically too normie to autists and too autistic to normies.
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The girls in my college classes don't mind if I sit next to them, and will spontaneously come up and greet me.

That's all the female contact I will ever get though.

My favorite evening activity is browsing the internet, alone, in my dorm.
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>>27110767
It's funny, because I consider myself so much more fucking autistic than the people who play League and watch Let's Plays and occasionally visit reddit to catch up on meme references

I do that + 4chan + extensively know about more games and Let's Plays than these fucks + am far more critical of anime than they are + far more critical of everything they like than they are + grew up watching youtube poops and cancer

And I have videos + games that have gotten hundreds of thousands of views and millions of downloads/ plays. (Free though so no money got from it)

I wish I could innocently enjoy the things they do, but I'm like way too far in the deep end

Weirdly enough, I make friends with the most ambitious people in my class.
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>>27110909
Also I'm way deeper into porn than they are
They jerk off to hentai and naruto, while I'm engorged on mario rule34 by minus8 and japanese ear licking asmr
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Does being a virgin or not matter?
I've had years and years of no gf,
But, I've gotten laid. I've been shot down so many times. The only three gf's I've ever had was when I faked,acted and lied my ass off hardcore to get some.
I've never had a real relationship.

I can manage normie conversations but, I don't like them.
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>>27106774
i do not hate women, but i am completely uncapable of maintaining a conversation or attracting one.
i do not hate people, but again, i find it difficult to socialize and prefer spending time alone.
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I have one friend who I speak to once every month or so, and a drug dealer.

Other than that I'm the stereotypical robot down to a T (overweight, virgin, mentally ill, shut-in, NEET, weeb etc.).
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>>27108001
Android?
what's an Android?
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I've made many friends online, can make people laugh and the last time someone unrelated to me touched me was sophomore year of highschool
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>>27110909
Yeah I think this is one effect of cyborgism. We see people enjoying hobbies but go too far into it, only to realize that normies/autists use their hobbies as distractions. A lot of autists I know have downright awful taste in video games and movies.

Normies and autists do not really like to engage with the shit they consume. It's just filler for them.
Normies and autists alike watch the Walking Dead and use it as a conversation piece. It kind of pisses me off to see the smug "nerdy" guy act like the resident patrician when his favorite movies are ripped straight from IMDB top 100.
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I'm married.

I'm pretty robotic but I have organic parts which have enabled me to lead a fairly normal life
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>>27111091
You're just a normal cuck. Not a cyborg. Not a robot. Just a normie. Robots can't get gfs. None the less married. Cyborgs are just slightly less autistic robots
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>>27106845
Lol been here for awhile and this board hasn't produced anything. Its good for some cringe material and sometimes and I mean sometimes a good discussion before the pity parties derail it
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>>27111166
Agreed
Stop trying to fit in, honey/dad. You're all washed up.
>roastie toastie boaster
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>>27111046
Android is basically Cyborg on steroids aka ultimate evolution of robot. You see normies evolution : Failed normie -> Normie -> Chad, robot evolution - Robot -> Cyborg -> Android. Android is capable mimicking normies and even hold a relationship without that much of an effort. However Android knows that he's not a normie and will never be one. He will have to keep his powerlevel throughout his life.
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>>27111080
No, I'd consider autists the ones that go too far with one specific thing, and have that ONE thing become their life filler.

Meanwhile I juggle like dozens of hobbies and interests, but the ones that stay consistent are all the most autistic ones that are leading me down to internet fame. Just need to put the time and consistent energy to one thing in particular and I have no doubt in my ability to becoming king of the autists.
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>>27111269
I think androids are more like psychopaths. Not the lazy shit tier types- the types that run the world basically. Outward appearance of Chad, but reeeaaally fucked up underneath.

Like- they wear the skin of being human, but they're all wires and circuits underneath. Sure they can be a final evolution to robot or cyborg, but robots/ cyborgs have a soul. Androids have a consumed soul/ no soul.
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>>27111331
>I think androids are more like psychopaths
That quite good theory but how do you explain cyborg transition to android?
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>>27108720
>we can't even come here because of people like you.
Waah waah I cant get self pity or fit in with the losers woe is me
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>>27106774
>have had girls interested in me
>had a few online relationships but they never panned out because I seem to only attract/be attracted to mentally regressive women
>I have three amazing friends
>am a NEET / college drop out
>people first assume I'm gay because I'm "down to earth, open minded, and intelligent" , though I think they just interpret/confuse that with me being a very analytical and observant person
>I've been called a robot multiple times for my behavior
>I don't smile and that makes it hard for people to approach me, some outright said I'm intimidating because I'm very quiet
>contrary to what it may seem, I'm diagnosed with a social phobia and crowds/large groups make me anxious to assist that lack of smile
>I'm reasonably optimistic and I like to learn about things, though I'm seemingly always helpless in the end
>come from a bad background having grown up in camden/domestic violence/drug addict family/ect

Am I a cyborg?
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>>27111276
I can see what you're saying. I am a master of none who tries to "dig deep" into books/film/music. I know a lot more than the average normie but would get demolished in the presence of an actual patrician. It's hard to feign enjoyment at Bro Comedy 2k17, but it's not like I have super refined taste either.
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>>27107316
robot one is shit, fuck off with your 'i hate society and purposely isolate myself' shit. Not all of us are autistic
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>>27111366
abandon all feels and focus on goals only. Stop worrying about hurting those around you because they don't give a shit about you. Realize that loneliness is inevitable whether you get along with them or not. They will abandon you either way.
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>>27111366
Cyborg short-circuited. Their attempt to get along with humans fails, and instead of suicide, opt to use the wisdom they've gathered to fuck everything in the ass/ live only for themselves.

I think ultimately most robots/ cyborgs are kind of disappointed with being unappreciated. Like- if given the chance- we could be amazing people in the right settings, and be awesome friends. We want there to be good vibes.

But if normies actively make that impossible, we either downgrade or go full blown war machine.
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How does r6k define a cyborg?
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>>27111376
Apart from the city you grew up in,
FITS ME TO A TEE.
Yeah. How old are you? If ~20, look up ENTP and INTP
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>>27111468
A high functioning robot. You can keep a job, have friends but no gf or sex. Having either of those makes you a normie or failed normie
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>>27111468
just scroll through this thread and you'll find enough.>>27110838
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>20
>military
>somehow managed to not land at the bottom of the social ladder
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>>27109010
Why not Taxi Driver? Just because Travis is good looking?
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>>27111426
So a cyborg who stops caring about anyone and only live to fulfill himself?
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>>27110371
personality test sauce?
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>>27107598
this one friendo
>>27111549
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>>27106774
>19
>have friends and a tight group
>can hold conversations with girls and actually interact with others
>people enjoy my company
>can take care of myself
>hate anime and other weebshit
>125lbs and 5'11
>like partying
>fluent in two languages
>actually smart and know a lot of stuff that others don't but lazy and depressed with no motivation to do anything
>been a NEET for 3.5 years and dropped out of school
>now i have a job even if it's shit
>no facebook or any social media account
>no smartphone
>never been in any relationship
>kissless handholdless virgin
>can't even remember when was the last time i was alone in a room with a girl
>shy and low self esteem
>very awkward at times
>get nervous in social situations
>i tend to act weird sometimes
>been called ugly dozens of times before
>can't maintain eye contact
>can't look myself in the mirror most of the time
>bad posture
>acne scars
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>>27109829
says the newfag that doesn't name his pepe files
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>>27107430
>"Cyborg"
>"an outsider to both"

Based on this descruption, this seems like the worst state you can end in, literally even more fucked up than a robot because you don't even fit in here as a cyborg. Where do cyborgs go then?
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>>27111667
Cyborgs usually end up being alone or faking with normies.
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Had one gf 3 years ago, gave up on women since. Small numer of friends (sub 10), in college but basically neeting. I watch a fuckton of anime and have around 10k hours in lol.
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>>27111667
Everywhere. I think of myself as a consciousness trying to wrap itself around all of its environment. My most treasured perceptions are the most autistic ones. I love autists/ robots, but can only partially relate to their frustrations.
I know the pain of being lonely, rejected, and ostracised, but I'm incapable of holding grudges.
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>>27111269
Robot->Android->cyborg it's more logical, since an android is a robot that looks like a human and a cyborg has parts of human and robot
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>>27111667
>Where do cyborgs go then?
we need a cyborg board
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>>27111471
I am 21

My MBTI is INTJ.
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>>27107425
save me from this hell. even the little analysis paragraph was talking shit
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>>27106774
I swear to god that no cyborg makes >tfnogf or fembot threads
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I think I'm just a failed normie. I don't fit in anywhere. Not even here.
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>>27112362
hear here
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This should qualify me for at least being a cyborg
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