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>tfw me being in a wheelchair is a deal breaker for 99% of guys

Is there a nice guy out there who would accept a paralyzed girlfriend?
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first in thread so you have to be my gf
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Honestly it's probably just because you're ugly. Not trying to be mean I'm ugly too if it makes you feel better.
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>>27104610

Post pic of gross atrophied legs pls.
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I want a gf wheely badly, I don't even care if she can't stand on her own two feet.
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>>27104646
1. Are you a nice guy?
2. Where do you live?
>>27104680
>>27104685
Rude.
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>>27104610
That's still 35 million guys in the world who would date you.
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>>27104610
It's not a deal-breaker for everyone, but it certainly a caution sign that you aren't healthy. Living beings are hardcoded to be attracted to the healthiest mates for offsprings. Since you are disabled, this automatically creates a worse image of you for them.

But that doesn't mean you are less of a human because of that. I'm sure if someone gets to know you better, he will like what he sees beyond the wheelchair. Probably he will be more afraid, and you might have to compensate for things you cannot do. But after the attraction is done, it's the inside what matters.
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>>27104610
Niggette, >>27102173
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Are you the wheelchair girl who used to post here?
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>>27104695
1. for you
2. south-west england
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Are you numb from the waist down?
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>>27104610
Weak bait, please stop with your $0.05 bait threads.
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>>27104758
She's numb from listening to too much Linkin Park
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>Is there a nice guy out there who would accept a paralyzed girlfriend?
I think you already know the answer.

You probably wouldn't go for a wheelchair-bound guy, though.
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>>27104610

What have you done to meet guys, op? You should try putting yourself out in public more often so you have more chances to meet people e.g. go to a bar or take a walk around your neighborhood.
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>>27104770
CANT FEEL YOU THEEERREE
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>>27104702
>>27104716
Maybe, but where?
>>27104729
I've posted here before.
>>27104752
Ok.
>>27104758
Yes.
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>>27104798
Can you still orgasm from nipple stimulation?
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>>27104798
>ok
friendzoned again
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>>27104832
Not even half car cyborg women want an /r9k/ bf
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>>27104831
I haven't had an orgasm. The accident happened before puberty.
>>27104832
No, you're countryzoned. If you lived in Norway, I'd date you.
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>>27104610
ill be you're bf, i live in Finland
can you ride over here?
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>>27104868
Lol pleb, even I can come from nipple stimulation and I'm a guy.
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plese be in toronto
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>>27104610
>Is there a nice guy out there who would accept a paralyzed girlfriend?

Are you fat?
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post pics? commento iroginale
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>>27104610
do you shit in a bag?
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>>27104610
LONDONLONDON
ONDONLONDONL
NDONLONDONLO
DONLONDONLON
ONLONDONLOND
NLONDONLONDO
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ah yes, wouldnt want to miss the bi-hourly female self-confidence refill thread
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>>27104610
depends, do you actually look like yuno?
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I bet she shits and pisses through tubes and just wants one of you loser shitfaces to come and wipe her ass and pay for shit
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>>27104908
Finland isn't so far away. Are you a nice guy?
>>27104929
No.
>>27104968
>>27105060
That's pretty personal. I'm not going to give you details, but I manage it on my own.
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>>27105094
tits w/ timestamp pls
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>>27105094
QT desu
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>>27105094
pretty qt, are you able to have sex? and if so, can you get pregnant?
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>>27105094
what's your top speed
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>>27104610

Yes.

captcha 2412
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>>27105174
kekilium
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>>27105094
how clean is your vag?
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>>27105164
I can probably have sex and have children, but I don't know if I want to.
>>27105174
I'm pretty fast on floors and other flat surfaces.
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>>27105208
I'm not even going to answer that question. How clean is your ass?
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>>27105094
>tfw no wheel gf
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>>27105238
Not him but I always use a bidet so it's really clean. Haven't had a stain in my underwear in years.
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>>27105218
what dont you know if you want to? Have sex or have children?
Do you like oral sex? anal sex?
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Tbh i'd prefer a wheelchair gf

>low confidence
>won't cheat
>basically can't cheat
>dependent on me
>cutiepie that i get to carry to bed every night romantically
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>>27105238
prettah prettah prettah clean


so do you shit in tubes or what?
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>>27105218
>I can probably have sex and have children, but I don't know if I want to.
having sex is crucial for guys. not having will kill u inside. slowly..
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>>27105280
>>won't cheat
>>basically can't cheat
You'd be very surprised.
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>>27105279
I haven't had sex, and I don't know if I want to, since I wouldn't be able to feel it inside me anyway.
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How much do you love Japan?
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Would you find it patronising if I piggybacked you everywhere?
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>>27104610
>Is there a nice guy out there who would accept a paralyzed girlfriend?

Are we talking waist down or neck down?

Waist down I'd go for in a second if you were decent looking. Neck down I would avoid.
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only if you would learn a second language with me as a secret code to use in front of people
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can you do any cool wheelchair tricks

can we make a wheelchair trick montage
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>>27105303
OP is basically cheating his future bf in this thread
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>>27105295
>that wheelchair curb your enthusiasm episode
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>>27105307
I don't really care abut Japan.
>>27105309
Yes, if you did it all the time. But it would be nice once in a while.
>>27105316
T10 complete.
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>>27105303
I'd make sure she has no friends. Pretty much the only other thing i have to do is make sure she doesn't go dancing around clubs and shit so...

As for online, it's whatever. You can't stop women with certain things. She can cyber some neckbears i dont care. I'll jerk off to porn.
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>>27105351
even though you couldn't feel it, could I eat your ass?
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>>27105351
>T10 complete.

Yeah, I could go for a girl like that. I could deal with someone who needs some extra help. I couldn't deal with someone I have to care for completely.
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only if i can become a police
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>>27105321
I can balance on the rear wheels and go down stairs if there's a handrail to hold on to.
>>27105375
You sound pretty scary.
>>27105382
That would be a bad idea.
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>>27104610
It's probably tough dating a girl that cant feel you during sex. I think that's what most guys are turned off by.

You live in Norway?
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>>27104868
>Norway
>Wheelchair girl

nice meme venn
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>norway
teach me norwegian pls
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Meh
You choose the worst place to ask girl
Too bad im italian, if i could i would have loved to get to know you a little
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>>27105382
Sure, if you like your mouth being shit into.
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>>27105425
Yeah.
>>27105426
What do you mean?
>>27105433
Why do you want to learn Norwegian?
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>>27105389
>tfw people on r9k are too young to get an obvious taggart reference
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how would you run away from a pack of niggers?
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>>27104610
what video games you play?
please be my steam gf
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>>27105451
Oil money
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>>27104998
It's really bad. Like really fucking bad.
Fucking betas opened Pandora box and the succubus won't stop coming.
/soc/ threads need to seriously need banned. What the fuck robot.
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>>27105451
>Why do you want to learn Norwegian?
a) to pick up a qt norge gf
b) it'd be hella cool
c) i know a little swedish from an old friend anway
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>>27105451
>What do you mean?

You don't fool me Norgay gutt. I know all about your rullestol memes.
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>>27104769
Rawling
originaru desu
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>>27105433
>teach me norwegian pls

Which dialect?
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>>27105460
Mostly browser games and such. I'm not really into video games.
>>27105473
Where are you from?
>>27105490
Are you drunk? You don't make sense.
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>>27105503
doesn't bother me tbdesu
which one is the coolest?

>>27105508
australien
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>>27105451
Oh, ok. I'm Swedish so it's not all that far away I suppose.

Well, good luck in your search.
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do you ever swing your poop bag over your head so your liquid shit sprays all over the walls?
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>>27105529
Setesdal dialect is the coolest. You should learn that one.
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>>27104610
Damn I would love to fuck you even if you cant feel anything, in fact it makes it easier cause I dont have to worry about pleasuring you.
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>>27105538
Where in Sweden? Are you cute/handsome/not ugly?
>>27105540
I don't have a colostomy. Stop asking about this shit.
>>27105571
That sounds pretty selfish.
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>>27105585
how do you get on toilet then?
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>>27105585
>wheelchair roastie complaining about being unable to find a BF and then asking if they're handsome

Roasties. Literally all the same.
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>>27105605
I transfer from the wheelchair to the toilet and do my business. Don't you know what the bars on accessible toilets are for?
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>>27105585
Umea.

No, I wouldn't say I'm ugly. I look pretty normal.
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>>27104610
Good luck finding the right guy here.
paralyzed girls are really cute
I dated a paralyzed girl once
I miss her
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>>27105351
>T10 complete
>Survivors with T-9 to T-12 injuries typically have control of their hands and arms, as well as good control of their abdominal muscles and trunk. Control of the hip flexors and legs is compromised, but sitting balance is usually good. At this level, functional independence is likely

It doesn't sound like you'd have a problem finding someone. It's not like they have to feed you or change your pampers.
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But why do you want a bf?
Why not just have an orbiter/ male friend?
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>>27105634
I don't use the tard toilets so no
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Do you have a working penis?
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>>27105644
Neat. Do you have a mail address?
>>27105646
What happened between you?
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instant replies ez pz
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>>27105682
this desu
no penis no deal
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>>27105565
Where do I learn it without visiting norway?
Will you (or any other norwegians lurking) teach it to me?
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>unable to orgasm

Jesus fuck that's harsh. I guess the not walking part is an inconvenience too, but you can arrange your life around that. Not being able to release sexual tension or just give yourself some simple physical pleasure must be hell.
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>>27104610
As long as she'd let me fuck her pussy once every day or 2 then I would date a paralyzed woman.

No fucking way if not though. I don't care if she can't feel it, I'd never date a woman who denied me sex on a regular basis.
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Which country are you from OP?
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how does it feel knowing you will never be as cute as the cutest norwegian girl in a wheelchair?
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>>27105694
She killed herself.
I really don't like thinking about it.
too bad I think about it every day
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>>27105797
>>27105815
I'd be interest in this too.

You said you can't feel it inside, but did you try it?

I mean can't you feel the urge to pee or when you pee?

Because if you do, chances are high that you can have orgasms and enjoy sex.
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>>27105797
That's not really as big of an issue as you'd think. I don't know what I'm missing out on, if you know what I mean.
>>27105824
Norway.
>>27105825
She's amazing! One of my idols.
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>>27105797
This.
It's the one pleasure that should be denied to no man or woman.

Fuck. I wouldn't wish what you've got on even my worst enemy.
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>>27105694
[email protected]

Not gonna post my main one on 4chan of course.
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>>27105839
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
>>27105844
I've tried fingering myself, but I don't get anything out of it. I can't feel the need to pee either, so there's that.
>>27105877
Nice, I'll be in touch.
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>>27105844
It's the same doubt I have about (for example) transsexuals on hormones, they can't even get erections so I assume they dont feel any pleasure, so why do they have anal sex?
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>>27105867
>She's amazing! One of my idols.
if you ever meet her (being in the same country with a similar physiological issue and all), tell her that an anon from the other side of the world has a crush on her
or actually, on second thoughts, that might weird her out. maybe don't
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Do you have Iarge labia?
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>>27105867
O S L O

vaer min jentevenn vaer saa snill
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>>27105940
Are you the Australian from earlier in this thread?
>>27105958
I'm not going to tell you which town I live in.
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>>27105958
Your Norwegian is terrible
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>>27105867
>I don't know what I'm missing out on, if you know what I mean.

I remember popping boners in primary school and not knowing what to do with them, but I still had an overwhelming urge to release it somehow, even though I didn't know how. So you don't have to know what you're missing to miss it.
Maybe your body dulls those desires as a natural defense so you don't go insane, I really hope that's the case.
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>>27105973
m-maybe

>>27105980
r e k d
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k
d
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>>27105867
Your body doesn't look bad, ofc, it's apparent that you aren't 100% healthy, but if you'd be loving, caring and nice to me I'd move in with you and live a happy life.

I'm in Germany.

>>27105896
What do you mean, you don't get anything out of it? Don't you get wet?

Well how about secondary sexual organs?
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>>27104610
I only have 2 requirements. I live in Spain, but I can easily move to Norway if I really wanted to.

1. Dont be fat or rude
2. Sing this with me everyday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX-qcbM5610
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>>27105922
There are a lot of studies and shit that suggest that sexuality happens mainly in the mind.

Like you can get orgasms and all just from fantasizing about things that arouse you without even touching yourself at all.

I guess OP could train to be able to feel sexual excitement and get an orgasm.
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>>27105896
That's alright, people ask me what happened to her all the time.

Good luck finding a boyfriend.
Don't kill yourself.
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>>27104610
god ide, finn en robot kjaereste som kan utnytte deg og bruke deg som en practice gf. du kan utfylle hans qt wheelie gf fetish, heldige deg. ta vare paa tiden du faar foor du blir dumpet naar noe bedre kommer, bokstavelig talt, gaaende
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>>27106023
shit taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mp4aOABbsI
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>>27106023
>moving from a light, sunny country to a windy, grey, dark country

Dude... You'll want to kill yourself after 6 months
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>>27106054
Vad far dig att tro att hon inte skulle anvanda roboten pa samma satt?
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>>27106056
>Horst Wessel Lied
That's skinhead normalfag tier music.
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>>27105999
I'm attracted to good-looking guys, but my body doesn't equate that with wanting a dick inside me. Does that sound weird?
>>27106014
I don't feel it. Maybe I'm able to get wet, but it's not happened yet.

Ich spreche auch Deutsch!
>>27106054
Your Norwegian is terrible.
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Why hasnt this whore posted a pic of what she looks like yet this is weak B8
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>>27106084
>skinhead
>normalfag

Pick one
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Ok so all you pathetic faggots want a gf who cant even take a SHIT? my sides you know she needs a fecal extraction daily right?
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>>27106097
>Your Norwegian is terrible.
jeg er norsk, din ku.
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>>27106105
Because it's clearly a Norwegian from /int/ norgetraden trying to meme it up.
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>>27106128
She already said she can take a shit.
You're pathetic for thinking that disabled people are worthless.
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>>27106129
Hvor bor du? Er du kjekk?
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>>27104610
someone post the greentext of dude having his wheelchair bound gf, be able to walk again and immediately cheat on him
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>>27105094
>>27106105
originelles post
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>>27104610
>tfw me being in a wheelchair is a deal breaker for 99% of Chads
Fixed
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seeing how you havent posted a pic of you yet. youre not that pretty and we both know it, also ive seen plenty of wheelchair bound women before with a partner.

as another anon in this thread said before >>27104680
Honestly it's probably just because you're ugly.

do you have big tits by chance? that also plays a role in a lot of things
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>>27106105
she has you tard
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Would you date a Nihilist?
Just asking, I don't want to date you (Not because I wouldn't, but because I don't want to date anyone. Also, I live in Cali anyways).
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>>27104769
Rolling
Also OP, why are you in a wheelchair? Did you have an accident or are you born with that condition ? If you had an accident I think you have more chances to find someone, but if no one cared about you before that that probably isn't where is the problem. Also complaining on r9k about "tfw no bf" makes you a retard, if you're not baiting which I am sure you are, but shitposting on 4chan wouldn't make you a great human being either.
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>>27106165
There's a pic earlier in the thread, look it up.
>>27106174
I fell from a tree when I and my brother were playing.
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>>27106165
All the Norwegians look the same so I doubt she's ugly
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>>27105433
use duolingo
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>>27106198
memelingo

If you want to sound like a fucking idiot, then sure, use duolingo.

Be aware that every single Norwegian in existence will laugh at your absolute piss poor speaking ability though.
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>>27104610
You'll attract beta males who have shit self esteem so they go after you instead of a normal girl. Dating you for a while will cause their self esteem to rise, and once it rises enough, they'll start wanting someone who can have sex normally and go places normally and they'll leave you.

Not saying you shouldn't go for it, but just be prepared.
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>>27106056
best march coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykaQb9gEgcU
pay no mind to the idiot that spelt tokt wrong
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I would I've said it many times on this board. I prefer leg amputees over wheel chair bound girls because I really want to pleasure my girl but I'm not 100% sure on how lower body paralysis works.

I'm in Sweden. I think you will do just fine looking at >>27105094
Good luck.
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>>27106097
Besteht die Moeglichkeit, dass du Verwandte in D hast und mal hier bist?

Ich haette nichts dagegen, wenn wir uns naeher kennen lernen.
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>>27106236
how so?

literally just say you learned a different dialect.
they have so many they wont fucking know the difference
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>>27106198
what >>27106236 said

i got halfway through duo for german and i can't even form anything over super simple sentences
you need to have a contact willing to put in the effort with you to learn, or to move to somewhere where the language is spoken unless you were autistically good at booklearning
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>>27106192
youre right there is a pic my apologies.
if thats her shes sorta okay? she looks fine but that black dot on her face is hiding something most likely.

im just gonna guess shes plain. with that being said im sure she would have a no bf problem if she wasnt in a wheelchair
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>find a girl on a dating site
>write her a msg
>still ignored

Why live senpai
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>>27105980
>han snakker ikke memetisk

gaa vekk nyhomse

>>27105973
but how will I know the scenery of my masturbation session later on tonight?
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>tfw no disabled gf to bully
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>>27106267
Ich habe keine Verwandte in Deutschland. Ich habe die Sprache in Schule gelernt.
>>27106288
It's hiding my face, dummy.
>>27106304
Are you going to masturbate to the thought of me?
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>>27106348
I mean, probably. You are probably the first woman to talk/write to me in the past year.
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>>27106366
I don't know it that's flattering or creepy. Probably both.
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>>27105896
OK. I'll check that email later then.
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>>27106391
Why are you in this board then
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>>27106348
Suchst du wirklich einen Mann ueber 4chan?

Ich habe viel Erfahrung mit Frauen, einen Job und bin warscheinlich zu attraktiv fuer dich, aber ich wuerde mit dir zsm leben, wenn du selbststaendig bist, weil ich das Gefuehl habe, dass du ein guter Mensch bist.
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>>27106391
Sounds about right.

Either way, you probably arent going to be my gf, so i'll leave before i fall in love
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do you cook?
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>>27104610
if you can't feel your vagina

would you still give your bf blowjobs?
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http://webm.land/media/tmp/5d26b6c2-7370-4b39-889f-5f3e98dcd416.webm

>robots ideal girl
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>>27105218
>tfw no fast gf
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>>27106417
Sorry, my German isn't as good as it used to be.
>>27106424
Yes, I like to cook, and I like to eat, even if I look a bit skinny.
>>27106477
It depends on what it tastes like for me.
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>>27106493
>Yes, I like to cook, and I like to eat
wew, you actually sound like gf material
would you eat surstromming with me?
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>>27106538
No, jesus, that's terrible stuff.
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>>27106493
>It depends on what it tastes like for me.
i take it you've never actually sucked cock?
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>>27106493

Where in Norway do you live?
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>>27104610
ks devs leave pls
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>>27106711
I've never seen a cock in real life.
>>27106737
I won't say that.
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Why did/do you come here op? This isn't a good place and you can obviously get better than us.

You act like you're not from around here too so that's odd. Suddenly introducing yourself.
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>>27104610
>>tfw me being in a wheelchair is a deal breaker for 99% of guys
for chads/normalfags at least
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>>27106751

Say something in norwayspeak
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>>27106796
Hei! Hvordan har du det?
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>>27104610
assuming all other mental and physical attraction was there, and as long as the girl were hygienic, self sufficient and loved sucking my dick, I don't see how it would be much different from dating a normal girl.

granted i enjoy a good blowjob more than actual sex, and I don't think most men share that opinion.
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>>27106811
bokmaal or nynorsk?
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>>27106751
it probably tastes like
>>27106538
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>>27104769
roll me up senpai
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>>27106834
Nobody even uses nynorsk any more.
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>>27106811

Meh, bor du i Oslomraadet?
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>>27104769
Rasffxxfglling
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>>27106493
penises don't taste like anything unless the guy is disgusting and doesn't bathe. cum is salty and gooey. the taste is unremarkable but the consistency is gross.
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>>27104769

(b)rawling
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21 aar gammel gutt som studerer data paa NTNU. Hvis du er i Trondheim kan vi godt moetes og ta en kaffe eller noe :)
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>>27104610
Would you accept a guy trapped in an emotional wheechair?
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>>27106968
breh that's deep
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>>27105627
says a neckbeard who's only alone because the attractive women he pines for don't want ugly men.
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>>27104610
I would go out with a paralyzed girl
I would go out with a girl who only got the one leg
I would date a girl who had one arm
I would date a deaf mute it be fun to sign jokes
I would date a Blind girl

>>27106792
what is normal anyways something that the media tells us?
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>>27104610

If you want to add me go ahead, my skype is [email protected]

I'm down for talkin a little and keepin a conversation, so feel free to hit me up.
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>>27106877
Ok, that's probably good to know.
>>27106932
Er ikke i Trondheim, dessverre.
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>>27107041
kjipt, hvor er du fra? Er originalt fra Oslo/Baerum saa kommer til aa vaere der i paasken
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>>27106493
Just give me your phone number.
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>>27104610
>fucking a wheelchair gf

I could finally ravage you until I collapse without you complaining about it hurting or not fitting or some other kind of bitching.

>the dream
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>>27107121
Jeg bor i ishavsbyen.

>tfw no Norwegian letters allowed on /r9k/
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>>27107175
>ishavsbyen
som i Tromsoe? Var ett aar i millitaeret oppe i Troms.
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>>27105839
She probably did it because she had you as a bf.
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>>27104610
i think most guys on here want someone nice and what not i think i could date someone who is paralzed dont think that would change the way somefeels anyways sorry if you already said it but what happen to you was you born that way or something in life fuck you up
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>>27107229
Indre Troms? Bardufoss/Setermoen/etc.?
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21 from Gothenburg.
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/r9k/ reatards will accept anyone and anything
Even a dead body or haft of it from a grave yard
Please go some where else to find your future husband and good luck on that.
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>>27104610

I'd accept you as a gf, but only if you catch me.
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>>27106143
Fuck off back to red-dit you faggot.
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>>27107276
Sorreisa, like ved Bardufoss
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>honestly believing in the wheelie gf meme
It's just another guy pretending for attention, stop pls
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>>27105825
Dat ain't cute.
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>>27104769
rollain
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>>27107361
Hva gjorde du der?
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>>27105094

Do you have VTEC in that thing?
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>>27107464
Jobbet som Korporal/Sersjant som utplasseringsdelen av befalskolen. Hva driver du med til vanlig?
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Can I call you hot wheels while me make love?
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>>27107441
fuck you
skarstein is top qt
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>>27107504
Haha, no.
>>27107560
Lite og ingenting. Jeg jobber ikke, og kommer meg lite ut om vinteren.
>>27107588
I'm not going to "have my wheels on" in bed, so that wouldn't even make sense.
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>>27104610

are you amDOGE? ;_;
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>>27104610
I'd just feel like a third wheel in a relationship with you ;-;
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>>27107628
Are you relatively happy or do you have issues like depression or some disorder
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Whats the point in having a paralyzed gf?
>cant feel vag
>having kids is gonna be a bitch
>have to change her diapers or clean her piss/shit tube system
>gonna have to help her with lots of stuff


Its not that bad but the fact that she cant feel her vagina makes her less desireable than a landwhale
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>>27107658
I'm relatively happy. I have friends and family, but my life isn't really rich in content.
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>>27107628
Hvor gammel er du forresten? Og har du noe skole/utdanning?
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>>27107747
24. Har vgs med gode karakterer, men ingenting etter det.
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>>27104610
germany?

ORIGINAL FUCKING COMMENT GOD DAMN
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>>27107682
>have to change her diapers
That's the whole appeal for me desu.
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>>27107789
Hvorfor begynner du ikke aa studere? Du kommer til aa mote masse nye folk og ha noe aa gjore, istedenfor aa sitte paa r9k og snakke med oss..
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>>27107917
Det virker ganske stressende. Jeg vet ikke om jeg hadde klart det.
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>>27104610

Being a girl in a wheelchair sounds tough. Just thank god you're not a guy in a wheelchair.
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>>27107969
med mindre du begynner paa et veldig hardt ingenior-studie er det ikke saa utrolig mye arbeid, bortsett fra i eksamensperioden. Mange studier hvor du jobber mindre enn det du gjorde paa vgs. Studielivet er helt fantastisk naar det kommer til det sosiale!
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>>27107969
Det vet du forst nar du provar det.
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>>27104769
Roll desu t b h
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>>27108000
Real talk I know a guy in a wheelchair and he has never hurt for pussy

Really hot girls too. He has a good job and works hard so no surprise nobody here can manage that
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Det er alltid like overraskende og moro aa se andre fra Norge her paa /r9k/
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i bet you i can beat you in a wheelchair race. i'm also crippled. i got in a car accident.

i just laugh at some stacey told me to go get a girlfriend...
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I don't know why I have this strange desire to talk to you and know more about you. I'm really far away tho.
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Look at those silly little legs *chuckles at you*
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Never had an orgasm?? You poor thing I'm so sorry.
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Email me. I'm Finnish but live in America. Would love to get to know you.
[email protected]
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>LOOK AT ME I HAVE A VAGINA
fuck off cunt, this isn't a dating website. Alternatively, roll your ass over to >>>/soc/ or >>>/adv/
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>>27107633
Sensible chuckle
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>be me
>walk up to paralyzed girlfriend sitting in her wheelchair and gently fuck her mouth

Yes, that sounds quite alright. I'm not sure how long I would enjoy it though.
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Would be a plus for me, since I don't have any chairs in my room. There's never enough chairs around this house. I don't know how you're gonna get in here though, up the stairs. Maybe I'd keep you here forever and you'd be like my servant.
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as long as you would be able to do basic tasks yourself like going to the toilet etc. it wouldnt be a problem for me and that seems to be the case.

you sound really nice and i would love to talk to you! Im 22 and german
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>>27104610
>all these thirsty niggas falling for this
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Wow, imagine taking care of that person over the long term, and what a scumbag people would think you are for dumping her. Talk about trapped. Doesn't sound like a relationship I would want.
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>>27106042
Why did she kill herself? How? Did she leave a note? Was she in a wheelchair?
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>>27104610
Yeah under the right circumstances. I live in Southern California though. I am ethnically Swedish and Norwegian, and Irish. As for my looks, I don't know you would have to be the judge of that because I can't tell you that you would find me good looking, but I live to far away anyways so I wouldn't bother. I just like talking to people. Good luck, you sound really sweet.
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I'm glad this broken tard psychobitch is gonna be someone else's problem
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>>27104610
I'd fuck any girl as long as they were born a girl.
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>>27104868
The accident? Elaborate.
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I'd consider it. Matched with a few parapalegics on tinder. Never been on date with them tho.
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>>27104769
raviolling
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>>27105094
What's your favorite Sonic game?
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>>27104769
Rolleroni Cahoni
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Dont worry OP. Its a good bait for a long thread.
Who wants to take my mana before i become a wizard? 2days left yo
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>>27104610
I know x hundred guys already replied saying they'd be your bf, but I'll be the x+1 hundredth. I'll be your bf.
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dumb thread op. sage. but i'll use this opportunity to find the get.

>>27111111
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>>27104769
This is how we roll
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