>ITT: Things about yourself you've never shared with another human being
I have not shared my penis
>>27104481
I eat hair and nails, but the hair eating is the one that worries me more. I pull it from my head, I eat it from my arms, and even my pubic hair. It's so disgusting and horrible, but I can't help it, always did it, and mostly do it automatically, only to realise what I just did.
I like feet
I'm a pathological liar, and I've yet to been caught. Usually just small lies, or exaggerations, which allow me manipulate people. But everyone assumes I am innocent and a nice guy in general.
>>27104481
Why are you saving pics of a satanic child molester on your hdd and posting them here?
>>27104481
I am scared of my dad.
Here goes...
Maybe my mom knows but hopefully she's forgotten.
After our mom finished giving us a bath my younger brother and I would put Vaseline on our lips and make out and suck each other's pp.
He's only a year younger than me so I'm not sure if it's out of his memory.
Literally the first time I've acknowledged this outside of my mind.
When will memory erasers come out?
>>27104748
hahahahahahaa
I'm an exhibitionist, and have flashed my father various times in ways that seemed ''accidental'' (90% of times while sleeping naked and arranging the covers as to expose my penis).
My cousin molested me when I was 12 and she was 21 and we were visiting her family on vacation
She has a beautiful family now with 4 kids and a loving husband.
I was born in the US but spent the first 8 years of my life in a third world country. During that time I was taken by a group of revolutionary rebels and forced to become a child soldier.
I did many many horrible things to other people during that time before I was eventually rescued and came back to America.
Maybe that's why I'm so mentally fucked.
>>27104807
Do you still talk?
Did it make you attracted to girls?
>>27104748
That's pretty grim lad
>>27104834
Why wouldn't you tell that to people? that's badass
>>27104837
no, not in many years
and I'm bisexual, sometimes I wonder if that caused it
>>27104807
>>27104837
Sorry, for some reason I assumed you were a girl.
>>27104748
A boy sucked my dick at a birthday party sleepover of a friend, i didn't even know what an erection was back then.
I masturbated several times with male friends of mine.
I once woke up with my cousine having pulled down my pants while i was sleeping and him staring at my cock (i was 13 then)
I wonder if it's just me that experienced fucked up gay shit as i grew up
>>27104862
Oh, you are actually a girl. Yes it probably caused it. You often hear it from homosexuals, that they have been abused as a child by someone from same sex.
I run a pro circumcision porn blog on Tumblr and pose as a sexy grill. The butthurt from anticutters never equals the praise from pro and, even though I'm cut myself and might rather not be sometimes, I've found procutters more tolerable by a huge, huge margin.
>>27104707
He dindu nuffin wrong
The world of anime and visual novels is so much better than real life that everything seems dull in comparison.
I love bizarre shit and the only things that make me laugh are edgy shit like children dying, animals suffering, gross porn, shallow discrimination, etc. That's why I struggle so much to fit in.
>>27104892
Nah, I had lots of experiences like that too. Lots of boys do.
>>27104481
I enjoy animals being hurt, tortured, and kill in the most brutal ways.
When I was baby sitting my friends dog I would kick him and throw him around. Of course I would try not to leave noticeable afflictions.
>>27105228
He raped hundreds of kids and mindbroke some of them so hard they offed themselves. He's a monster and you should go back to /b/.
I masturbated and sucked my dog's dick to the point he came in my mouth, i did it like 5 when i was 14-15
I've hurt small animals throughout my life. I feel bad when they make noises and I don't know why I do it. I don't get any enjoyment out of it, I'm just fascinated by it. Like people who watch fights or gore. Maybe it's morbid curiosity? I could make the argument that it has something to do with lack of control and bullying in high school and whatever, but I remember doing it long before high school.
I remember being around 1st or 2nd grade and spitting on my neighbors pet rabbit. Around 4th grade I picked up a kitten by it's neck (the whole neck, not just the nape) and squeezed it a little just to watch it squirm. Frogs, lizards, mice, anything I could get my hands on and felt I could get away with hurting it.
I'm in my early 20s now and I still do it. I'll put a frog or something in a cup with hot water and dry ice and watch him freak out until he asphyxiates. I'll blow the CO2 out, he'll come back, then repeat. I find small mice every now and then. One in particular I broke his legs and set him on an ant pile then stirred them up with a stick. Watching the ants crawl in his mouth and seeing him shaking violently as they stung his whole body made me feel uneasy but I couldn't stop watching.
Am I bork? Am I going to kill someone? I don't think I could do it to a person.
>>27106883
*5 times
I'm male btw
>>27104481
I'm a diagnosed psychopath.
>>27104637
Same. It's really crazy how much I do.
>>27104707
Yeah, I wonder why someone would use a picture of Jimmy Saville for a thread about things you never told anybody... hmm...
>>27107055
I really fucking wonder too, since tons of people in the industry, hospitals, law enforcement and government knew what he was doing and protected him. It wasn't a secret at all.
My half-brother & I experimented when we were kids
Yuck
>>27104976
What a weird thing. I'm going to be thinking about this all day, you and your fake pro-cut tumblr blog. Weird.
>>27106901
You just have a little bit of psychopathy is all
>>27107103
Oh fuck off, you act like the public was aware of it. Continuing that logic than nothing is secret because I doubt the majority of people who do awful shit are acting without help.
I don't go outside because I'm terrified of birds.
Literally just the thought of a bird flying over me is enough to give me a panic attack. I'm scared they'll shit on me, land on me, peck my eyes out, or scratch my head up with their talons. I have to have something over my head and around me at all times as an anti-bird device.
On the rare occasion I do go outside, I keep an umbrella open over my head as a means of making myself feel more comfortable. I know it can't keep birds away, but I at least feel like I'm trying.
I went to see a therapist about my fear, and left the office immediately upon entering because he had pictures of hummingbirds on his walls. Those little fuckers could suck your eyes out of your head with their needle beaks. Seeing them stressed me out.
>>27107228
You've got it a fair bit worse than I do but I can't look at pictures or videos of birds without feeling unsettled, I can't get near them IRL otherwise I just automatically move away. No matter what I'm doing. I remember being a child and being afraid to cross the sidewalk because of a seagull chilling at the top. I have no idea why I'm so frightened of birds, but I hear you anon. I think I'm more grossed out than afraid they're gonna attack me, but that also worries me.
>tfw nightmares where I'm trapped outside and birds are attacking/falling dead in the air
>>27106910
Your dogs gay
>>27107228
I'm watching you anon
>>27107228
Your cute
>>27104481
Lately all I can masturbate and cum to is the fantasy of fucking Anne Frank. I don't know why.
>>27107009
JUST
what's your life like actually?
I wish I was girl. I'm 99% sure I'm a tranny.
I really want to kill myself because of it.
>>27107228
Can you watch Monster Musume? Perhaps fapping to a harpy girl will cure you.
You know what they say. "If you can't beat 'em, beat your meat to 'em."
>>27104481
Didn't that guy go to funeral homes to have sex with dead bodies?
>>27107396
I consider myself straight, act straight, i'm attracted to girls, look masculine etc but there's just something so goddamned appealing about the idea of being a girl.
If I could be a girl i'd do it in a second. I even know what i'd look like because I fantasized about it every night from the time I was fifteen to my mid twenties.
Average height, fair silky smooth skin, green eyes, long straight black hair, petite waist, nice legs, a little curvy in the hips and between c-cups or d-cups.
And i'd be an amazing girl goddammit, i'd be a better girl than 99.9% of the girls there is. They don't appreciate it!
>>27107450
Isn't that Jimmy Savil? I thought he fucked kids and everyone knew and let him get away with it.
>>27104895
I'm not a girl actually
>>27107368
Here's some material for you anon
>>27107498
Yeah, that's him. I also heard he frequently engaged in necrophilia because he'd go to funeral homes or some shit and pay them to let him. I'm not a britfag so I don't know the details of the whole story.
>>27107510
God thank you. I've been dying for some Anne rank rule 34. I wish this was more popular.
>>27104838curtis u shitlord answer skype so i can discuss berserk
>>27104481
For 10 years I pretended to be a girl online in the video games starcraft, gmod, hl2:dm, and cs:s. I made intricate fake myspace/facebook accounts. I used voice changers before they got popularized. I had many boyfriends and some of my fondest memories are with one guy 7 years ago.
I only did it for the attention of being a gamer gril really. I don't like traps, futa, and am not gay in any other way.
>>27104481
I have fucked a swan
>>27107478
Because for once you'd be in control of the thing you desire.
Also, being an attractive young girl automatically puts you on the same level as rich successful men.
>>27107478
Pros of being female:
cute
better orgasms
Cons:
menstruation
menopause
>>27104628
I don't know if you're trolling or not, but eating hair can literally kill you. Google bizor, I think that's what they're called anyways
>>27107498
Everybody knew in the same sense that people knew Bill Cosby was drugging girls since the 80s.
So, no.
>>27107614
more detail about intercourse with a swan
I'm smarter than 98% of the population according to IQ statistics.
It's sinking in.
>>27108045
Did they congratulate you with your honorary fedora and katana?
>>27104628
>>27107853
Not sure if baiting or not, but just in case. He is right (the term is bezoar though), your habit might turn into a serious condition in no time if you do not stop. You have both trichotillomania and trichophagia. Look those terms up and understand why you must do something about it.
>>27104668
I guarantee you people see through your shit. People like you think that no one knows but no one calls you on your shit because they don't like you.
>>27106901
Sorry, you're a psychopath and eventually you're going to kill someone because you didn't get help.
I tried to kill myself when I was ten.
>>27104838
If this is you, you're really cute & I like your butt. If this is someone else, please tell me who it is.
>>27107678
This is it pham. My life would be amazing.
>>27107820
I'll take those cons over being a disgusting forever alone any day.
Intimacy.
Originality is required
>>27108758
Imagine sitting on your fat girl ass all day playing video games on twitch and letting the money come in by the thousands every day just because you're cute.
>>27106813
Everyone makes mistakes, no need to demonize him
>>27104834
You could get a damn book deal out of that.
>>27108045
>smarter
IQ is a made up unit which tries to quantify something unmeasurable. Only thing you can be more or less sure of is that you are better than 98% people in finding logical connections in pictures.
Only pseudo-intellectuals believe in IQ, time to take off that fedora. And that's coming from someone whose percentile is more than 99%.
>>27108427
why did you try that
awfully young age to want to kill yo self
>>27104481
I love fucking traps with huge fake asses.
>>27107478
I can relate to you a lot. I will never tell anyone because I'm very conservative, I hate those voidgender trans-demiqueer planetkin retards on social media and I don't want to be associated with them in any way.
During my teenage years, I've had a classmate who would occasionaly say that it would be nice to be a girl and he was soon labeled weird so he eventually stopped. It makes me believe that there might be more of us than we think.
>>27104748
>mfw seeing your original post about this incident
I want to cuddle more than fug but if I told anyone, they'd think I'm gay
>>27108020
I think I fucked it in the ass because I had all this slimy green shit on my dick when I was done
Surprisingly bigger hole than I expected
>>27109492
>I hate those voidgender trans-demiqueer planetkin retards on social media and I don't want to be associated with them in any way.
Same. As much as i'd love to be a girl i'd never admit it and i'd damn sure never cut my dick off and pretend to be one. Too bad magic isn't real.
>>27109492
There's way more of us than I think we are aware of. I think if a lot of guys because hot girls they'd go to town on themselves.
I keep a small mirror with me at all times, when no one is around I look myself in the eyes in the mirror and I talk to myself, for hours on end. I first started doing this my first week binging meth and now he stays with me. I call him my mirror entity.
>>27109988
It's because you are. I'm a closet homo and i also want a gf to cuddle
>>27104748
Is there a reason you didn't tell your parents later?
>>27110123
>here anon, let me tell you about yourself
>>27104834
That sounds horrid.
What helps you form a close relationship?
I like to drive around town or go out of town sometimes for a whole day and pretend i'm being chased or on the run like some kind of spy thriller.
I'll buy snacks and park somewhere out of the way and chill while eating and glance around all paranoid like whenever a car drives by or something.
If I told anyone they'd think i'm a paranoid schizo but I just do it for fun. Gives me a bit of a thrill.
>>27110141
Because I didn't know what we were doing. My mom saw some of it and yelled at us to stop but I didnt know why it wasn't OK. And I'm not sure how much she saw. I don't know if we did it more than once but I remember a distinct time.
>>27106883
Gross.
How does it make you feel now that you think back on it, do you tell your romantic partners?
Pic Related
>>27110249
Well the shit happens because kids don't know shit. It's a taboo and most people experience it, nothing new.
Now grow up and move on, you'll have kids one day and yell at them too.
>>27104668
People already know.
>>27110311
The thing is that the idea still turns me on, i masturbate to it. It disgusts me, but it's the truth. And i'm not a homo.
>>27110353
That happens a lot. I hate fatties but still masturbate to bbw porn. Same thing with bimbos.
I'm disgusted but horny at the same time. The human brain likes to fuck with us.
I eat my own boogers senpai
>>27110427
It's gross but it boosts the immune system. Do you get sick often?
>>27110427
Thats actually healthy for ur immune system cuz u get GERMS and BACTERIA in your body from eating your fucking mucus
>>27110353
When you think about it, are you in control of the situation? Why have you not replaced those fantasies with healthier ones that don't make you feel so guilty?
>>27107614
Why did you fuck the Swan, why did you not just jack off onto your hand?
>>27108045
the fact that you think an iq test proves that youre smarter than everyone else shows that youre not as smart as you think
>>27110447
>>27110523
I very rarely get sick
Well damn
>>27104976
Jew plz.
/pol/ is eagerly awaiting your return.
This is a robot board for robot people there is nothing for you here
>>27107228
Strayan detected
>>27106901
I skinned living frogs as a kid and dressed the skins back on them.
I'm pretty normal these days, although since you're still doing it, you're probably quite fucked in the head.
>>27110590
I'd had 15 years of that already.
I was still a virgin
Idk lol
>>27110817
that was really a funny remark, my chap. I keked inside, thank you.
>>27104481
I pick the skin off the sole of my left foot. I've done it for about an hour a day, every day, for the last two years. It's basically half scar tissue now.
>>27104892
same here. as a kid you don't look at it like that, you're not sexually developed. i'm completely straight now, just have that dick sucked memory-feel inside
>>27105469
Where in the fuck do you guys live?
Whenever I'm on my period, I like to dip a finger into my vaginal canal and draw on my stomach with menstrual blood. Sometimes I'll improvise vaguely cultish sigils, sometimes I'll outline crude eyes or lips, or else I'll just streak and swirl. Once the blood dries, I dress myself and go about my day as usual, luxuriating in my private knowledge, imagining all the time that I am a primitive warrior goddess in disguise.
>>27107228
You should play Far Cry 4, it contains no birds whatsoever.
>>27107820
You forgot "get literally everything handed to you unless you're fuck-ugly or over 40".
>>27104481
I'm an uneducated drug addict while i am the total opposite, so beware to not take thing like they look like.
>>27112681
thats amazing
fdsf
Engaged in bestiality.
Maybe not original.
I want to be a submissive purple pony and get impregnated. I think that not revealing this and keeping my male normie status is a good idea.
>>27113891
please kill yourself you sad man
>>27113908
I'm quite happy t.b.h
I strangled my ex gf until she escaped and yelled for help
>I have fapped to furry porn
>I have fapped to extreme anal sex with large insertions and farting
I'm disgusted with myself but i can't help my urges sometimes.
>>27110008
you fucked it in the cloaca
>>27104668
>>27108300
This, man. Seriously cut the lying it's cringe worthy
i steal food and hoard it in special hiding spots like a goddamn squirrell
>>27104892
I once masturbated a friend of mine during a sleepover. Haven't talked to him ever since. We were 12 now we're 24
>>27104481
I have cheated on my gf an immense amount of times. I just look pathologically for sex.
>>27114622
I destroyed someone's life
I have a terrifying fear of shitting myself
Sometimes I panic and have to run to the toilet to make sure I haven't shit myself, and maybe wipe a few times just to make sure
I have no idea why
I think I may have gender dysphoria issues
>>27114963
I can extremely relate with this anon.
I do this alot.
>>27104481
I stole something very valuable. Very very valuable.
Somebody else got blamed and her life was ruined.
I still have the "thing" - but I won't be able to sell it for years.
>>27104481
I was in the Army
I killed a guy in a gunfight
I enjoyed it.
I still think if it each and every day.
I want to go back to Iraq and kill more of them
>>27106712
Then work in a vet's office as an assistant or cage cleaner
Get paid to see animals suffer and dying if that floats your boat.
>mfw "select all images with boats"
>>27104748
I never understood that shot, my mom always bathed me and my sister separately. Also we never got baths ever growing up, maybe when I was a newborn, it was always showers because my mom is a germaphobe. I think I started showering by myself at a fairly young age too
>>27114963
>I have a terrifying fear of shitting myself
HOLY FUCK
stop triggering my memories, when I was in kindergarten I had a terrible bellyache and I hat to release a turd as big as me but was to shy to tell the teacher I had to take a shit
the turd was slipping off my arse and I LITERALLY shoved the thing back
Since that day I always take a shit before leaving home, trust me you don't want to know the feeling of your turd being shoved back your arse
>>27115738
details?original comment is original
