>tfw can't use my bathroom because of spiders
How long can you go without pooping before dying? I'm on day 3.
>>27104448
>getting your asshole cucked by tiny creatures
cuck
Just shit on the floor.
>>27104448
Are you from Australia?
>tfw can't use my bathroom because of spiders
You are doing it wrong
>>27104448
what kind of spiders?
just spray the fuck out of them
>>27105219
Wouldn't that shatter the toilet?
blast with piss first
Poop in ziplock bags and pee in bottles
>ate a bunch of weed yesterday
>today every time i have to take a shit my eyes get red and I literally get stoned, and my poop smells like weed
Fantastic
That was just fantastic
>>27104448
>not having skin tight insect armor that you are 100% sure will protect against bites and stings
have fun living in fear man, im walking on clouds
>>27105293
you much shit a lot
>>27105219
Do it ! post results !
orugunul
>>27104448
>13 kb
>can't poop because of spiders
Found the australian
>>27105255
yes but it would OBLITERATE the spoider
Might sound like a doofus here but thats not a real pic, right?
>>27104448
Do they crawl on you while you sleep?
