So I'm a total normie, can /r9k/ explain to me the attraction to "monster girls"?
>inb4 normie get out
No
Now get out
>>27104179
Help me out, I'm merely curious
>>27104204
>memely curious
Get.
The.
Fuck.
Out.
Do you guys really jerk off to cartoons? I can understand being disappointed in your looks, women, etc.
But seriously?
>>27104231
Are you completely fucking retarded?
How would you want to fuck a cartoon horse woman?
>>27104292
That's obviously anime not a cartoon you uncultured swine
>>27104316
Alright it's a jap cartoon. Call it what you will, I'm still wondering how you sad losers find this attractive.
>>27104292
anime is NOT a cartoon!!! D:<
>>27104269
>Are you memely fucking retarded
Dude.
Are.
You.
Serious?
>>27104340
DONT CALL IT A FUCKING CARTOON REEEEEE
>>27104234
>it is the current year
>people still think pic related is not arousing
???
>>27104234
Autism comes in great shapes and forms normie. But the average autist still votes smarter and are less sheep than the average normie so I guess with great power comes with great responsibility.
With normies great power comes from being a yes-man, not analyzing anything beyond face value and sub human responsibility.
So I guess the coin is rusty on both sides
>>27104067
They're both hot and dangerous. Why do girls like vampire/werewolf guys?
>tfw you will never get that sweet sweet snek pussy
>>27104378
That is not true, I'm a Trump supporter, mostly introverted, and a sub-culture enthusiast. But I also bang chicks on the reg and am a 6'4" white man.
I'm trying to wrap my head around this whole "2D is better than 3D" mentality. Surely 99.9% of these posts have to be trolling, right?
>>27104067
I remember reading that big collection of monster girls and every second one was in some way sexually predatory towards men just wanting them for their semen. I suppose in that case its a nice fantasy to have all responsibility for life and courting removed when you're just captured and thrown into the fuckhive by bee-women or whatever
also they're cute, fuck i dunno man
>>27104453
No, robots hate women bit most have high sex drives so it only makes sense. Not to mention 2d women are designed for people like us as far as looks and personality.
>>27104465
Thank you for some actual insight, the rest of you fucktards should take note.
This does make a bit of sense.
>>27104479
So you feel real attachment to these characters? Is it more emotional or sexual, would you say?
>>27104512
I have an emotional attachment to some characters but most of them I just jerk it to
Wouldn't you rather be with an actual woman, something like this?
>>27104067
In a picture, here is your answer.
>>27104544
So how do you get your emotional fulfillment? I mean I may have my own turmoil, we all do, and I certainly just jerk off to certain things.
What characters do you have an emotional attachment to and how?
>>27104483
You should take note normie
To fuck off
But i guess we hear what others are saying
But never actually listen.
So i can't blame you.
Still hope you contract face herpes and are forced to live in a hell that wr have become used too.
>>27104552
I'd rather be with a monster girl than those fucking things
Yeh, breh, meh.
GET OUT.
>>27104552
Turbosluts are not attractive desu. Cum, dump maybe hit her if you can get away with it.
Trash like this think they have no responsibility being a future mother, just punch the teeths out and let her learn
>>27104585
No, if you're not a shit for brains about sexual encounters NOBODY gets an STD.
I've probably been with... 20 chicks? Somewhere in that ballpark. Squeaky clean.
You faggots really need to pick up an instrument, join a band, buy a motorcycle, be confident and your own autism in those hobbies can be a total chick magnet.
>>27104577
The main one is Mafuyu Oribe (Seikon no Qwaser) but also Lynette Bishop from Strike Witches. Watching the animes makes me feel like I'm living their lives with them, so I guess you could get attached that way. My emotional attachment to them is probably just because I've never had a gf and I wish they were real
>>27104671
Honestly you're kinda right but there's just one golden rule that the jewish feels education and media doesn't spell out.
A man has value, he can improve his value in different ways but when he stops improving he becomes a beta autist.
>>27104671
Brahhh my bike is a total chick magnet dude!!!!
Fuck off
>>27104696
I can see the cuteness in this. Not familiar with the anime, but I can see it.
How does she fulfill you?
>>27104630
say what you will
You can never stop a man from dreaming.
>>27104749
>How does she fulfill you?
I think she's a bit like me in many respects. The best way to explain it is that if I did have a gf in real life, I would want her to be like Lynetteshe has nice boobs too
>>27104737
Pick anything to be good at. Grab a hobby and own it. Chicks dig confidence, and if you weren't so busy NOT bettering yourself you may find the attention you seek. You can do it.
>not from cartoon women
>>27104067Original comment 89156
>>27104795
>implying I want anything to do with women
Not all robots a whiny little beta fucks like you think. I have a job and my own house and I'm content with it just being me. I don't want a fucking girls friend cause I hate people. >>>/b/ go back were you belong
>>27104786
Those are some perky ones.
You know that no actual woman can ever amount to that level of perfection, in all areas? I'm not sure that it's a "lower your standards" kinda thing.....
But you have to be realistic.
What's the point of coming to /r9k/ to laugh at people, OP? Are we REALLY your best target? I imagine we're easy enough but ffs we must be like Chinese food
>>27104843
>we must be like Chinese food
We give people diahrrea?
>>27104825
>no actual woman can ever amount to that level of perfection
Exactly. Also remember that I couldn't get one even remotely close. This is why I have a waifu.
>pic related, mafuyu is the one on the right
>>27104843
I'm not laughing, yes there is some banter involved but I am genuinely curious.
I like the idea of having a qt spider gf to tie me up and use me to fertilize her eggs and live of a strict diet of my cum to make webs.
I suppose it's just the logical progression of femdom. Like being kept as a pet by a slightly different, but basically human species.
>>27104864
I know I personally give people the shits, but in terms of the wider board we're the junk food of emotional response. Lots of msg. Half an hour later, you're hungry again.
>>27104867
Thank you anon, I can understand this much more now. I get it....
It's the embodiment of your ideal partner, more or less. The unattainable. The unicorn so to say.
I suppose that is what we are all seeking in life.
>>27104919
You got your answer now go
>>27104883
>I'm genuinely curious
And yet you knew the answer before you came here. You're happy to point out that we're pathetic and not going out and getting laid, but is it really hard to put two and two together? We're not getting laid one way or the other, might as well have *something* to fantasise about.
>>27104931
My thread faggot. Show me some more qt anime girls. I'll try jerking off to the best one.
>>27104843
We'll laugh at them and their huge villas and 4x4 loans when the economy crashes and the investors want their money back.
A NEET has much smaller loans than the normie and is used to eating whatever, sleeping whenever(so he can loot at night) and are overall more fit mentally for the shock how how low intellect the average voter had.
>>27104948
That guy wasn't me
Have some more lovely 2D
>>27104941
Ever try fantasizing about actual women? Quit being so patronizing dipshit. I understand the concept.
>>27105041
I think I like her the most. Watched a few things on jewtube, and it does, at the least, give me the warm fuzzies. If only she were real....
>>27105057
Because real women are, without exception, disgusting things. And I'll stop being condescending when you stop being a fucking idiot.
>>27105057
We can imagine anything we want.
Why would we imagine a boring actual woman compared to a fantastic monster-grill.
>>27105137
>Because real women are, without exception, disgusting things.
This says it all. Keep being a sad, lonely individual.
>>27105172
Why do normalscum always assume robots are sad or lonely?
I love my life.
>>27105102
It could also be that she is very motherly is the animeand lactation is my fetish
>>27105150
If I wasn't so afraid on spiders I would hit that desu senpai.
>>27105172
>keep being a sad, lonely individual
You keep hitting the mark and then bouncing off like a flailing retard. Enjoy your AIDS.
>>27105203
I used to be afraid of spiders too, anon.
Maybe the danger is part of what makes it so hot.
>>27105221
Danger is always attractive. That is how the human brain is wired. I can get into that.
>>27105220
Did you ever think that it's just the bantz? I'm only having a real conversation with a handful of anons.
>>27104067
You better ask /d/ if you want real answers, now fuck off and never comeback
>>27104340
>Large and strong gf to keep you safe
>soft and extremely warm cuddles
>transportation
>horse pussy
Whats not to love? Sounds like you need to educate yourself about the horse pussy annon.
>>27104630
Why did you pause for effect while you're typing? That is really cringeworthy and makes me question whether you're actually a normalfag
>>27107330
It's a difficult number to nail down. I don't notch my bedpost or anything.
It is certainly more than 0.
I'm agrillwho is into monster boys. They're so cute. Demons, werewolves, and spider boys are my favorites.
>>27107939
Spider boys? Go on.
>>27108091
Imagine a cute boy from the waist up, but his lower body is that of a spiders. He scuttles around on eight legs.
bump with more lovely monsters
>>27104570
Based /tg/
You don't even need another board.
