You wake up and realize you've gained an unique superpower. Beta Uprising has begun.
Let's wage war against the normies.
Click here to see to see your power -
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>obsession empowerment
>become more powerful when obsessed
Urgh that fits too well for my liking
>>27103530
>numerical precision
>They can use this to solve problems, puzzles or riddles and can enhance one's accuracy to be precise and always hit the target.
On second thought, you betas can uprise without me
>>27103530
>Absorption
Tremble in fear, robots! For I am an undercover normie!
>The power to generate sound waves.
Demonic Infusion
>The user can infuse objects (usually a weapon), beings or powers with demonic power, empowering and energizing them and allowing the user to manipulate their qualities and efficiency. The objects gain various demonic powers, such as tainting their surroundings, minds or targets, releasing demonic energies in various ways, etc.
Meh, could be better...
The power to create constructs from various plants. A sub-power of Plant Manipulation, variation of Organic Constructs.
lol
>Paper Entity Creation
>can create creatures out of paper
Kinda lame but I really don't know how I could utilize this.
>The ability to create, summon, generate walls by using the organic materials.
Gonna make America great again
Mental Breakdown
>The user can cause psychological breakdowns and mental collapse by causing mental pain, make the victim relive old traumas, causing them to descend into madness or rendering them completely catatonic via a complete mental collapse.
Finally they will know my life!
Power to create a sun
Cool
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soulmate_Connection
okay fuck this. these things usually dont make me feel THIS bad
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Titanium_Manipulation
>User can create, shape and manipulate titanium, a lustrous, strong, metallic-white metal with low density that is quite ductile (especially in an oxygen-free environment), with relatively high melting point, and a poor conductor of heat and electricity.
At least I can create the stuff. Wouldn't want to be holding onto plates of titanium all day.
>>27103530
Did I get the coolest one or what? http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Energy_Infusion
>tfw killing normies with a dark energy infused axe
>>27103688
Xaxaxa. You'll show em normies!
Nice hitler-dubs as well, you could be a prodigy.
>>27103530
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Acceleration
Literally the first thing they mention is sonic the hedgehog. I'm doomed to be a super fast autist forever
when we start brothers ?
>>27103530
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Embodiment
Yes... yes... YES!
I WILL DESTROY AND REMAKE THE EARTH COUBTLESS TIMES IN MANY WAYS
Superpower evolution
I can strength my superpowers to their ultimate level.
I don't think this works without any superpowers to begin with.
>The power to use the abilities of valkyries of from Norse Mythology.
You can have glory in battle and go to 2d world when you die.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Dragon_Physiology
Not sure how to feel about this, but oh well. Time to find the nearest forest and say fuck you to everything around.
>Encyclopedic Knowledge
>Users possess a vast amount of information and knowledge on all things, they have innate encyclopedic knowledge of science, the universe, magic, psionics, mechanics/technology, literature, history, etc
Guess I'm gonna be the Planner (also gonna make some explosives for brothers).
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fruit/Vegetable_Mimicry
oh wow
whip generation
I can make whips out of nothing or by melding materials
Now i can flay the skin off fuckin normies
>War manipulation
User has the power to influence all forms of conflict including mental, physical, spiritual and conceptual ones, regardless of the area and numbers involved, control how they progress and draw power both from the conflict alone as well as the dying.
This one is OK, could be worse I guess.
Existential Perfection
>The user of this power is an existentially perfect being. While the user exists they are complete, absolute and infinite in all senses and aspects with no limitation that could possibly apply to them. Essentially making them totally unsurpassed by everything in all of living existence.
Well, I guess I win.
>>27103823
Mfw I realize I'm literally god.
>Mortality
>Become vulnerable to injuries.
>>27103737
>gota go fest
>Dark Fire Manipulation
>User can create, shape and manipulate manipulate the darker, destructive and consuming aspects of fire, which ignores most of the limitations and weaknesses of the normal fire. Dark flames do not just burn, they can incinerate everything, even normal flames, they can incinerate anything to the point of leaving absolutely no byproduct (not even ashes), and smother and "burn" normal fire and water.
Sounds like some Naruto shit
NORMIES SHALL BURN
>>27103530
I got Light/Darkness powers.
I have 2 sides.
>Vampire lord
>biting normies and turning them into autists
>>27103530
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Milk_Manipulation
Well fuck.
>>27103964
Gotta fuck them dairies!
>>27103823
Nah I beat you>>27103749
>>27103988
I suppose I'll oversee the Stacies and other roastie livestock once we put the normies in chains.
>>27103964
Wow that face makes her look so damn ugly but I guess she's still get attention because if her tits so good for her I guess
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spirit_Magic
Oooooh fuck yeah, Ritualist was my favorite class in GW1, I would rock this shit.
>>27103530
> PSYCHIC ENERGY MANIPULATION
Fuck yeah, I can literally control shit just by thinking it. Easiest war ever.
>whip manipulation
>User can create, summon, shape, manipulate and use any kind of whips with perfect skill, shaping and combining them as needed, or moving them with telekinesis. They are able to use flexible materials as makeshift whips or manipulate the density of their whips allowing them to clash with sharper weapons use whips as shields.
uhh sure
>>27103530
>matter absorption
I literally got the god tier power
Maybe I'll absorb uranium and fuck stacy and kill her at the same time
>>27104088
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vibration_Infusion
>i could finally make my gf cum if i had one
>>27104116
I'll give you a job on the Stacy farms.
>Remote time travel
>Can send others through time without going with them
Looks like normies will freeze in the last ice age
media manipulation, fuck yeah
>>27103530
>Multi Strike
FUCK YES
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosion_Vision
I GOT FUCKING MULTIPLE HEARTS. WTF AM I GONNA DO WITH A SECOND OR THIRD HEART. ALL IT FOES IS GIVE ME BETTER CARDIO THIS IS SUFFERING
>>27103530
>Pain Illusion
>The ability to create a false feeling of pain on others. Sub-power of of Illusion Manipulation and Pain Manipulation.
It's OK
>PSYCHOMETRIC ABILITY REPLICATION
Neat. I can read the powers of others and detect when they are used to learn them for myself. With this I can finally learn Chad's Pussy Slaying ability and get qt gf.
>>27103530
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beauty_Inducement
>a power to increase the physical appearance of oneself and others
You're welcome, you fucking depressed loser fucks. Now go get laid.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Soul
Ain't even Mad "Users could possibly ask for new abilities from their higher authority."
And who might be that higher Authority?
Fuck yeah!
I'll have my own platoon of chad killing stacies.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mind%27s_Eye
>the Mind's eye (also known as the inner eye or third eye) is a mystical, esoteric and mental concept referring to a speculative invisible eye which provides perception beyond ordinary sight.
fuck me even in terms of supernatural powers I'm still a beta, well i guess I can detect the counter attacks of the normies so I'm somewhat useful
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Telepathic_Abilities
So....I get all of them? Neat.
>>27104347
>Beauty inducement
>tfw anon saves /r9k/
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photoportation
sounds pretty fucking good tbqh senpai
>>27104360
Me bes tha authority.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Golem_Physiology
>Power/Ability To: Use the traits of golem
>Traditionally golems were unable to speak, lacked a soul, and followed orders like an automaton. With no internal organs (or any organs for that matter) Golems have no physical needs for need for sleep, food, or anything else that living things typically need for survival.
Finally, I can attain a body without organs. No speaking is also a bonus. Silence at last.
>>27103530
>umbrakinetic creation
So i basically have an army of black beasts,thats cooltoo bad they are not white
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Replication_Teleportation
>spell reflection
Wait. Only wizards can cast spells. And normies can't be wizards.
Am I some normie-enabler?
>>27103530
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bovine_Physiology
>User with this ability either is or can mimic/transform into bovines including cattle, bison, African buffalo, the water buffalo, the yak, etc.: generally medium to large sized ungulates.
Fuck the beta uprising yo, I'm just gonna turn into a yak and go up a goat tower, or I'll run for the mountains and wait it out/ watch it from there.
>Supernatural Athleticism
>Known Users:
>Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
>Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
>Spidermonkey (Ben 10)
More like Supernatural Autism
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hair_Empowerment
Well fuck, I do have a hair fixation
>>27103530
>opposition affinity
The harder they fight, the worse off they are.
Now they will know my struggle.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Absorption
>"Let the uprising begin!"
>"Lend me your feels brothers!"
>The ability to cause anything to remain unchanged so it either doesn't evolve or devolve.
Gonna keep the normies from further enhancing their genes. I'll be a great asset
>>27103636
You can now shout REEEE and it will actually hurt
Got golden rule.
Basically I'm rich as fuck. I could buy the army or something. Cool power.
>>27103672
Vegas, baby.
As in, you could do a hit magic show.
>Body fluid manipulation
>mfw I'm now a fluid druid
>>27103672
>Go to japan
>Make a tornado of origami figures
>The Kami of Kami
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Comakinetic_Wing_Manifestation
>Gain the ability to form wings from hair
>Grow out my beard and pubes
>Comb them into blades
>Become human attack helicopter
>Shit on normies from above
>>27103672
There is literally a character in Naruto with this exact power, i think you'll be fine.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_Reality
>the power apex of reality warping
Everyone gets a real waifu, nobody needs to kill anyone, beta uprising ends.
>>27103609
So, your power's just high-function autism?
>>27103776
Got 'Waterfowl Mimicry'
Kill us pls.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remote_Mind_Control
>The ability to control people's minds from a distance.
>The user can control target from afar, including between dimensional barriers.
awwww yes
>>27105251
Phisology, excuse me...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Waterfowl_Physiology
>>27103530
Internet Manipulation?
Hot damn
>>27105299
I can finally make my penis a corkscrew. T-thanks, OP.
I guess I'll infiltrate the normie ranks. Become Chad and sway the Stacies into a suicide mission.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Negative_Touch
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Twilight_Manipulation
>Manipulate twilight, a mixed essence between light and darkness.
>User can create, shape and manipulate twilight, mixed essence of light and darkness.
pretty cool i guess
>>27103530
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Balance
Near-omnipotence apparently.
>>27103631
Imagine if there was a way to induce sexual arousal just by looks!
>>27103530
>Reality Restoration
>Undo Reality Warping effects
>Use powers make R9K get beaten by Super League of Super Chads because that would be the reality of the uprising
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Collapse
I don't even know what this is(can't be bothered to read all that stuff) but it sounds rad as fuck.
>Soul Creation
>The ability to create souls, the incorporeal and immortal essences of people, living things, or objects.
I am basically a God.
>Eldritch Magic
>Astral Manipulation
>Madness Manipulation
>Dimensional Link
>Madness Form
>Divine Empowerment
>Shapeshifting
>mfw
I'm a fucking God. Thanks, OP.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Ascension
Get rekt scrubs
>>27104362
>doesn't marriage do that already?
>creation magic
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Creation_Magic
Behold your new God
>>27105194
Based underrated post of brilliance
[Spoiler/] With a little oregano
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Maser_Breath
I always get something op in these threads, beta uprising won as long as I don't get shot or something.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Beam_Emission
Feels good man
Psychic Force Field Generation. Now I have an excuse when I repel hot women
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Negation
The normies would need magical powers for me to be useful
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic-Undead_Lord_Physiology
>User with this ability either is or can transform into a undead demon of the highest caliber.
>They possess incredible physical abilities, unchallenged dominion over demons and undeads, and tremendous supernatural abilities in both domains.
>On top of their enormous personal power, they usually rule over their own nightmarish kingdom and its legions of unholy horrors, making them some of the most dangerous threats to civilized communities and the world at large.
Yeah. I'm gonna be the leader. Any complaints? I thought so.
