If you were offered 20 million dollars, but in return you would NEVER have sex, would you do it?
>>27102752
Of course. I'm never going to have sex anyway.
>>27102752
yeh
then buys 200 million flumps
Could i make it 1 million to have sex only once a year?
Of course, I'm already very unlikely to ever have sex. Would be foolish not to take 20 million dollars for something which is probably going to happen anyway.
>>27102752
a free 20 million dollars?
What's the catch?
>>27102774
No, 20 million and no sex, or leave it.
>>27102752
I would, sex is not more amazing than being able to lead a good and comfy life.
>>27102752
No, I would not. People who win the lottery are actually generally more depressed then they originally were. I can make my own way in the world, and I like getting laid faaaar too much for this to even be a choice.
>>27102752
yesyes yes I could do so many things with 20 million.
As well as I plan to never have sex in my life anyway so its a win win
>>27102797
I'd take the 20 million, theres lot you can do with that kind of money and sex is pretty meh.
>>27102820
>People who win the lottery are actually generally more depressed then they originally were
Why? Do you know?
Definitely. I've had sex with prostitutes and it's enjoyable, but not even close to as enjoyable as 20 million would be. And I don't see any real hope of me having sex without paying for it.
>>27102839
Where do you guys find these prostitutes? Craigslist?
>>27102752
Do you know where you are m8?
>>27102855
I live in Australia, it's legal here and I go to brothels.
>>27102837
No, I don't know personally, but there have been multiple studies that show that lottery winners usually go broke and depressed due to the influx of money that they cannot ration properly.
>>27102752
>asking virgins who will never have any in the first place
You guys sure are delusional
>>27102874
That's just a sign of how fucking dumb the average normie is. They buy a whole bunch of expensive shit, give lots of money to their friends, end up broke and kill themselves. I'd just buy a decent apartment, a decent car and would put the rest in an index fund. Boom, never have to work or depend on others. Anyone who asked me for money could fuck off.
>>27102917
Easy to say when you're poor
>>27102874
well i think the answer is here
>>27102917
I would just buy a better computer, do some surgery that would cost $50,000 in total
and just live off my parents for a while. if they plead for money maybe ill give them 100,000-200,000. but thats it. if they decide i have to pay for rent then I move out
I don't have any friends anyway. I would just find a OK apartment in an safer city. Hopefully my money won't run out by then
>>27102961
>having 20 million
>not giving your parents
You sound like a true blue piece of shit
>>27102985
I don't have a good relationship with them anyway. It seems I'll probably be able to live off of this for my whole life so I would give them more, maybe 5 million? I won't give it to anyone else though because I never talk to anyone other than them
>>27103035
I'm glad you don't talk to anybody else, need to contain pieces of shit like you for as long as possible until they wither away
>>27102954
Nah I agree with >>27102917
Everyone at my work is always shocked that I manage to save so much money, I honestly don't know how they can spend it so fast.
The average human being is fucking retarded in more ways than one.
>>27102752
yes
set for life and fapping feels much better anyways
maybe I could even get a credit card and pay for all that JAV I've pirated so far
>>27102752
Absolutely. I'm going to die a kissless hugless handholdess virgin anyway. For that price you can even cut off my dick an balls.
>>27102752
Hell yes.
I would use that to become a cute grill and buy a shitload of dildos then enjoy my NEET girl life with vidiya, anime and other weaboo shit.
I would be Umaru-chan.
>>27102752
I'd take the money then hire hitmen and bodyguards and have sex anyway
who needs sex when you have masturbation?
yes
Yes. I don't even like sex.
>>27102752
hmmmm work at McDonald's and have sex or take 20 million dollars, invest them and never ever work again..
I'll take 20 mil.
>>27103180
>Become a girl
But that's not how it works, Anon
If I can still fap yes
If I can't I can just lower my sex drive knowing the thing is useless so yes
Why do you lot overrate sex so much? No human in this world is remembered because "he had tons of sex"
>>27102985
>parents deserve money from their kids for any reason
You sound like a fucking dumbass
Your parents were living for themselves day once, that's why they kick you out and want you back once you make six figures.
>>27103484
No human in this world is remembered because they were happy
What does this mean? Can I do anything up to penetration of vaginas? What happens if a girl tries to rape me? How is the sex blocked?
>>27103479
>Implying with a shitload of money I can't become a cute girl.
Give me 20M from OP and I will prove you wrong
can i still have children if so yes
i can live without sex
>>27103548
>women raping
Nice meme, we all know only men can rape and women are the only ones who can get raped, it doesn't work the other way round
>>27103606
If I paid a woman to violently fuck me?
>>27102752
Sounds good to me.
I would buy the most expensive sex doll and spend the rest of my money doing drugs.
>>27102752
yes fucking oath i would, i'm never going to have sex with a real woman anyway
buy a comfy apartment, buy a massive fuck off tv, buy a top of the line gayman peesee, buy a ton of anime merch to decorate my new apartment, make a home gym, get groceries delivered to my apartment
literally never have to leave my apartment, spend the rest of my life fucking onaholes, watching anime, playing video games and working out at home to keep myself healthy
>>27102752Even with currently a chance on getting in a relationship and thus sex, and still an FWB offer on the table from someone else if no relationship will happen after all,I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Never having to work again to survive meaning work however much and whatever job I feel like doing, probably volunteer work, having enough money and time to spare to do whatever I want, being able to pay off my sense of guilt towards my parents for the money I cost them in the past, being able to offer more than my mere presence to friends (find ways to make things cheaper for them without them knowing it was me who did it, simple small things like drinks when we're at the bar and stuff; buying friends would defeat the purpose), all are by far more valuable to me than sex.
>>27102752
>there are people who would unironically turn down the offer
That's next-level autism right there.
>>27102752
Where I can take my money?
Sure, why not? I've had sex twice already, might as well retire on that.
>>27103883
>stealing my reaction image
Kill yourself
>>27103046
Why the fuck should I give them shit? They gave me their shitty genetics and sent me into this world of suffering. Why the fuck should I give them anything?
