>Footlong blt from subway
I eat that
>Money from the government
I need that
>wagecucks waking up at 6 am to go to work
I watch thatyour move wageslave
>Bitches' pussies
I eat that
>Getting fucked up with normie friends on weekends
I need that
>NEETs with nothing better in their lives than to shitpost
I watch that
>>27101377
> your moma
i eat dat
>your moma
i need dat
>yor moma
i watch dat
>>27101377
B T F O
T
F
O
NEETs on suicide watch
>>27101377
you certainly need to fuck up yourself if you live like that
>In subway
>Footlong melt, lettuce, onion, corn, extra southwest sauce
>notice two girls looking at me
>look at them, they look away and giggle
>keep eating my footlong
>they walk over
>"What are you eating?"
>uhh footlong melt, what did you have?
>"We both had 6" turkey bacon!"
>you know, you should have ordered a footlong and shared it
>"okay.... bye"
last time a female spoke to me outside of duress, about 2 months ago
>copious amounts of alcohol
I eat that
>a decent amount of sleep and waking up without a hangover
I need that
>Visualising all the ways I could kill myself to pass the time at work
I watch that
Wagecucking is a mistake, friends.
>>27101536
Stay jelly, robot. Keep eating tendies and jacking it to MLP while I actually live an exciting life. Hell, even my job is cake and rakes in more money than NEETbux would
Where are ya smugjack? Ya can't hide forever!
>not doing what you love for work
Sorry you had to work a shitty job for mister shekelstein amigo
>>27101308
>Supa_Hot_NEET.jpeg
thats a weird way to say ITT: Lies
>>27101642
if that was the case then why are you here trying so hard to prove yourself to a bunch of "losers"?
BUSTED ;)
>>27102905
>trying so hard
I'd hardly consider spending 30 seconds to a minute on a post much effort. Perhaps it is for some unmotivated piece of shit living off his parents.
It's funny to annoy NEETs in my off-time, especially when they project their massive insecurities through these funny "wagecuck" threads.
>cheap frozen pizza and noodles with pesto
I eat that
>alcohol free mojito soda
I drink that
>porn
I watch that
>no good job yet
I loathe that
>>27101377
Try again friend.
>>27103729
>i just do it for the lulz im soo not giving a fuck lmao
you don't even believe it yourself
>>27102905
I want to rip the head off that artist, that slimey little liberal kikejew.
Fucking tumblr tier comics.
>>27101642
>start thread enticing people
>literally end with "your move"
>HURR WHY U POSTIN THEN
NEETs are the dumbest
>>27102905
Goddamn that pic is stupid.
>>27101308
>wagecuck
I prefer to be able to afford food that wont make me obese
>>27101308
>order BLT
>don't ask for L or T at the salad section
>>27101377
NEETs completely and utterly BTFO
>>27103803
miffed NEET
>>27101308
why are neets so proud of themselves even though they're inferior compared to literally everyone?
I dont get it. Are you trolling or nah?
why are you neets so desperate to praise yourself? Please help me understand
>>27104054
Why do wagekeks feel so threatened by neets?
It's all very confusing, anon.
>>27104054
It's over. NEETs cannot recover from this
Fucking lmao
>>27104089
why do you think wagecucks are threatened by someone who probably doesnt even have the courage to argue with someone irl ?
>>27101308
>premium tendies
I eat that
>money
I earn that
>neets always making threads about mepriceless
>>27104089
Real talk:
Shaming(when not the chimpout kind), is a social strategy to help others improve.
It is very common, because shaming is low-effort.
