>when you smell your own BO from sitting around all day
>when you realize your body has more non-human cells than human cells
>tfw a big bag of mostly water
>when you wanna fap but you already showered
I have a tin of tuna that's been sitting in the sun for 6 hours with flies around it and I'm going to eat it.
I'm disgusting.
>>27100906
Why the fuck nigga
Why
original
>>27100906
why do you lie on 4chan? fucking plebbit.
>>27100936
Ill give him a screencap worthy post.
I love to smell the rotten sweat between my legs all the time, it is nice.
Also, I love to smell my remaining cum after I fapped, which smells more strongly.
I love those smells, specially after 3 or 4 days of not showering..
>>27101149
How is that screencap worthy? I and many other people on this board do worse stuff than that regularly.
Kys
>>27101182
You kill yourself
It was obviously sarcasm you waste of life and space
>>27101223
>posts dumb thing
>called dumb
>I was pretending ha loser
Sure bud
>>27101247
Like you can say shit being on /r9k/ with me of all places
You know we both should kill ourselves
>>27101287
Nah I'm happy being me, speak for yourself loser
>>27101303
>I am happy being me
>Says the /r9k/ user
Let me guess, you are a normie and only come here to shitpost ebin b8 to trigger the robots, right?
What is the next move, I was only pretending? lol you took the b8?
>>27101354
No, I'm a virgin but I don't care nor do I want a gf. I just enjoy my own company and don't want to kill myself, at least not anymore.
>tfw it's so humid where you live and you're always fapping in your hot little computer room so your pits, junk, taint, and ass are constantly sweaty and musky
Showers don't help because I just come out sweaty as shit again.
