Itt: we post things we do to upset normies.
I love putting nails under car tires.
>>27098501
That isn't "upsetting normies" that's criminal activity.
>>27098501
not voting
Jack off in their coffee
>>27098501
>I love putting nails under car tires.
itt: things that OP fantasizes about
>>27098519
Doesn't crime upset normies though?
Stare at them.
>>27098501
Doing shit like that just proves you lose. You are saying you win, I lose I will do whatever I can to impotently strike at you while you don't even give a shit I exist.
>>27098585
Sure, but it's all fun and games until you get blasted with a $300+ ticket.
>>27098615
But he's not the one who has to deal with fucked up tires
>>27098555
Kek
Same.voting is for shills who haven't realized their voice doesn't fucking matter
>>27098519
Kek its only criminal activity if you get caught. Flat tire normie detected. Don't be late for work faggot.
I like to write shit on car windshields or home windows/walls/doors with permanent markers like: DIE NORMIE DIE, FUCK YOU CUNTASS, I'LL RAPE YOUR FAMILY, I'LL SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH CHAD, etc. I like the car windshields especially because they probably have to drive like that if they don't immediately take care of it lol.
Faggots should have stayed away from me, its their fault really
>>27098700
Well, I guess it proves how retarded you are that you don't understand what rubbing alcohol is.
I mean sure, you're enjoying your autistic ass until the wrong guy sees you writing on their car and they beat the shit out of you.
You should probably just never leave your house.
>>27098742
>>27098742
>Well, I guess it proves how retarded you are that you don't understand what rubbing alcohol is.
I hope that anon starts using spray-paint on windshields to fuck up normie shitheads like yourself.
>>27098632
And I pay for it with neetbux supplied by them. I call it the circle of kek.
>faggot normies exist
>I destroy things they like
>They get me in trouble
>I get out of trouble using their money
Who really loses here friend? :)
>>27098750
I work in autodetailing. Spray paint is hilariously easy to remove from autopaint.
You wouldn't believe how much people pay me for five minutes of work and a parking spot at the shop.
>>27098772
>I work in autodetailing.
Most normies don't, what's your point? I now hope the robot starts spraying the paint on the car doors too.
>>27098772
>You wouldn't believe how much people pay me for five minutes of work and a parking spot at the shop.
yea, i would.
>>27098615
>>27098637
This. Yeah, I lost. Now why should I be a good sport about it?
>>27098783
That's what I said. Paint. You fucking dumbass. If you want to help fill the shop, go ahead and vandalize some cars. You'll get fucked up, my wallet gets filled.
>>27098772
>You wouldn't believe how much people pay me for five minutes of work and a parking spot at the shop
Sounds like we both benefit friend :) I waste normie money and it goes to you, no harm done.
>>27098772
>>27098742
I'd like to see you remove my deep key scratch.
>>27098501
my very existence has upset normies my whole life
>>27098812
>remove
The co-owner of my business is pretty damn good at touch ups. Give him a couple hours to fill, sand and polish and it'll look like your autistic ass never even went outside.
>>27098860
It still costs the customer time, money, and a major headache; which is the point
>>27098860
>touch ups
>Give him a couple hours to fill
Except i do the following;
>Use a key that is from a firearm-safe
>The long pointy ones that are also thick
>I go over the scratch with lots of force multiple times to make a very nice and very deep indentation
>And to finish off my art-work i go across the car, and make circles.
All of it takes time, lots of money, and a new-paint job to fix up.
I win either way, you sad sack of cum-bucket.
>>27098887
And if you get caught a massive fine and the possibility of getting your teeth knocked out.
>>27098903
>And if you get caught a massive fine
Wow, you then you will pay for it, since that is your tax money he will be using (Neet money).
You dumb normies are funny.
>>27098896
Sure, go ahead and pay the paint guys down the road. I'm sure his insurance company will be really happy to see the fine that gets slapped on your ass.
>>27098903
>And if you get caught
I kek'd
>>27098923
>getting caught
Damn son, you've been sniffing so much paint fumes it's damaged your brain.
>>27098501
What if that one of those was a robot's car, you fuck? Even NEET losers have to leave the house every once in awhile.
>>27098946
Shouldn't have been driving a car, failed normie ;)
>>27098946
If you have a car you are a normie and you deserve everything that is going to happen to you
Doing this.
Don't know why.
existing
blxxxx
>be at Subway waiting for mommy to get me my order
>some sub human roastie parks in a handicap spot
>get out to inspect If she has a permit to be parked there
>holy shit she fucking doesn't what a cunt
>tap on her glass
>she rolls down her window an inch
>spit in her fucking whore face
>take spare home key I never use out of pocket
>put it against her car
>she backs up to get out of the area
>SCCCCRRRREEEEEAAAAATTTCHHH
>dumb Bitch just keyed her own car
>mommy runs out with my meal asking what happened
>nothing just serving justice now serve me my meal
>>27098750
You can remove spray paint with some chemicals + razor blade
>>27098555
>gay friend I'm close with
>also super liberal which irks me as an anarchocapitalist but we talk politics civilly
>asks me who I'm voting for to hear my "justifications and reconciliations with reality" so he can convince his dumber friends to vote
>tell him I can't in good conscience vote for trump or bernie
>hfw
Oh lord
>>27100019
i did that once but i threw my water bottle
then he ran me over
I think I have the best method:
>Step 1: Make a normiebook account. Steal a profile picture from some stacy, make sure to crop, flip and filter to avoid reverse image search.
>Step 2: Find some normie guy you hate, make sure he has a girlfriend
>Step 3: Message him, send pics and stuff, until he agrees to go out with you somewhere, sends dick pics, or suggests that he's into you.
>Step 4: Screenshot his messages and send them to his girlfriend. Say 'sorry i didnt know he had a girlfriend until i looked at his status and u came up, u deserve better than this' or something like that
I've broken up 5 couples this way. Feels good man.jpg
>>27098501
>tfw I've had a nail in my bike tire twice
>nail in my car tire right fucking now
why the h8, friend :(
>>27099073
What if he inherited it from his grandfather?
This would be a much better thread on /o/.
>>27100409
Did I fucking stutter? If you have a car you are a normie. Case closed.
If you are a real robot you would sell that shit instantly and buy animu figures and pc parts.
>>27098828
This is so true.
>be a complete waste of space
>get NEETbux
>waste my life comfortably thanks to normie slaves
I literally do nothing and normies are still assblasted about it.
>>27098501
>>27101006
>>2709973
I rebel, therefore I am.
>>27100255
Yeahh man this is the life.
I spent all of highschool breaking up normie couples and starting fights
>>27100255
absolutely devilish
>tfw chad I know hooks up with stacies at clubs and always leaves a note under the toilet lid just in case the stacy has a bf
>tfw he tells me he knows of at least one stacy that got BTFO by this and disowned by her hardcore orthodox greek family
