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You get one wish
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>>27097118
I wish for humanity's immediate and irrevocable extinction. Right fucking now.
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I wish that all wishes to this well never come true again.
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to be the richest man in the world
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Give me access to guns
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Nullify any other wishes made in this thread
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>>27097118
all women think im 10/10 in looks.
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I wish I wasn't so far down the well that I can't climb out.
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>>27097118
Someone i could hug and cry with
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I wish for a sandwich & not some zombie sandwich, an actual sandwich
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>>27097163
>>27097145
boom

I just want to wish for money. All the other shit falls into place after that. About 50 million bucks would do it
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Make me pretty.
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I wish that anyone could love/like/appreciate me as much as I do them
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I want the world to be bigger. Undiscovered places and things to find. I want some mystery in the world tbqh.
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I want to be the biggest strongest man on earth without ever working out and eating like shit
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I wish that she would love me and be my gf and we'd live happily ever after until we died of old age peacefully in our sleep in each others' arms.
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>>27097118
I want god powers please
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please i want to stop using drugs
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>>27097118
I wish our eggs hadn't been merged
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I wish I could go super saiyan
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>>27097118
Humanity is corrupt. Mankind needs to be controlled.
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>>27097303
The world has been fully explored but we dont know anything about the universe.
Where does it end? Is there like an edge where it stop? And what shape is the universe? Are there other planet with life?

There are plenty of unsolved mysteries anon.
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I want to be a god
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i just want a lot of money please
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>>27097118
I want to end my existence, and that means no afterlife. I want out.
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dr manhattan superpowers
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I wish for infinite wishes that can't be taken away by anything
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>>27097118
true love
would it really be worth it even if the girl was perfect?
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>>27097118
Reminder that ONLY posts that get trips or above will have their wishes granted.

You cannot affect any other posters' wishes with your wish unless you get quads or above.

My wish is that this thread will die now
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>>27097354
your wish is granted
now stop using, or else I'll hurt you anon get help onegai~
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>>27097557
>trying this hard
>failing
Kill yourself faggot
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I wish I could be a magical girl.

>24 year old male
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I wish to be Satan
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>>27097595
i was in detox, in intensive out patient and in narcotics anonymous. i just cant stop using. some of us dont make it. going to die alone from an od anyday
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Anybody who doesn't wish for omnipotence when given one wish is a fucking idiot

I wish for omnipotence
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I wish I could stop falling in love
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>>27097911
So run away. Run so far you can't get to the drugs if you wanted to. Go through your withdrawal. You will die fighting like a man or be reborn anew with iron will no one could shatter. or just od and quit being a drain on society desu~
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>>27098007
Omnipotence is too much pressure.
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I wish to be omnipotent. Thanks
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>>27098106
Are you omnipotent? Don't think so
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>>27098180
Prove I'm not.
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>>27097118
you know that question i asked one of the roll threads a while back? just make the answer to that yes.
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I want $500 USD in bills of the most recent print generation that are legal and not forgeries. The bills must be separated and hold the value stated on the face of the bills (no uncut print runs).

Along with being authentic, these bills must not be taken by the wish provider from any person or organization or be in any way illegal. I can not be prosecuted for having the bills and nobody else can be prosecuted.

The bills must be magical in nature, in that they are created from nothing and not removed from one place to bring it to the place that I will receive them. I don't want some old guy going hungry because the well stole them from his depression era mattress.

Well can not increase inflation to make process easier.

Trying to think of other loopholes. Man I really need 500 bucks.
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>>27098007
>>27098120
>have ultimate power and omniscience.
>know the beginning and end to the universe
>become unsympathetic because nothing matters anymore
>MFW
this and immortality are a curse not a blessing
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I wish I was happy

making this a unique post
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>>27097118
I wish for a caring, supportive, nurturing woman to come into my life and restore my capacity for emotional vulnerability.

Maybe it's just a fantasy that could never come true. Maybe there's no way to cure this crippling personality disorder.
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>>27097143
Beat me to it
>this
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>>27097396
>Not wishing for immortality
Controlling mankind is impossible.
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The power to stop time
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access to one billion dollars for the rest of my life.
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i wish up to wake up tomorrow by lake sammamish

oh what i'd give
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>>27097118
I wish for mind control.
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I wish for a girl that will make me happy. A girl that I can open up to like a best friend and hold like a lover. A girl that will always stay faithful and will stay with me even through the rough patches. I want to be with her until we die, and to be buried in a common grave.

More of an "I want, I want, I want" wish. But honestly, I just want to be happy and content with my life.
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I wish I could feel something for other people other than cold indifference

I want to be emotionally connected to a kind caring sweet girl who will show me that the world can actually be a good place, I really need a reminder that it's not all bad but I know realistically speaking this reminder will be short lived, and while I have it I'll worry that I'm going to lose it the whole time, and then I will

god I am so fucking depressed I wish I had a girl who loved me and I loved her back

failing that I wish for 1 million years of pure euphoria, no body no world no time or anything like that, just pure experience of euphoria, and then my exisence would cease, as if it never happened
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>>27097118
I wish i was good at poetry. Then all my suffering and self inflicted emotional damage will at least to something worthwhile.
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>>27099217
*teleports behind you*
psh, nothing personal kid
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>>27097118
I wish I still felt happy
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I wish to become an immortal invincible omnipotent being loyal to God.
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I wish for a human girl, with a cute smile, and nice hair. That looks good without make-up, To be my girlfriend, and love me for who I am and won't cheat on me for as long as I live.
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