Post in this thread and you will die in your sleep.
>>27096863
Okay. Please, Jesus. Do something productive, you cunt deity. The only thing you've accomplished so far is ruining the world with your shit followers. Make yourself fucking useful.
I am here to post this comment.
>>27096863
Heres hoping
>I'll be fine though. It never works
>>27096863
god dont let my die a hobo
Please god, been drinking a fifth every night and popping a handfull of xanax every night before bed, still hasn't happened. Give me mercy from this life
Kill me before I hurt someone pls
>>27096863
Alright.
Thank you so much in advance
>>27097022
Hurt someone. Kill them. It's literally the best thing a human can do with their life is take another human's life.
There is nothing left for me here. End me tonight fellow anon. My dreams are dead despite my denial, the girl I love will never exist, and my family will inevitably realize that I am not their salvation from mediocrity. I sincerely hope this works. Adios, compadres.
>>27096863
Thank you based Hijak.
thank you and good night
Bye guts2
Hopefully it works
>>27096863
Pls work. This was unsurprisingly not an original comment.
So long familia. I'm off to the great beyond to be with my waifu in eternal bliss
sweet bliss take me away
One day this'll work. Until then I'll post everytime
Is this for real? Is this an original comment?
>>27096863
Please take me Mr.Sandman
I like a good gamble now and again.
I accept your challenge OP. Do your best.
