You're on the beach and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What do you do?
>>27095886
run away like a fucking madman
wth is that
Wonder what is going on with that poor little guys shell.
ask him what is he doing out of my nightmares
>>27095939
dunno, looks like a microdick with a face
>>27095886
take out my dick and enjoy this crazy cuck moment
>>27095954
He's a softshell
Don't say anything to him tho, he's sensitive.
Threesome to be honest.
Think long and hard on your answer.
Sit on him. Seems like it might be comfortable.
>>27096041
his face is constantly questioning his existence, jesus that's sad
>>27095886
>implying that anyone here has a girlfriend
>>27095886
>girlfriend's
Stopped reading.
>>27096041
That turtle's shell makes it look like an uncircumcised cock
eat him
then bang my gf
>one shot at life
>born this fucking thing
>>27096291
You got a fucking problem with that?
>>27096356
Yeah I do, ugly.
>>27096505
fucking chad turtle
>>27095886
Jeb you already have wife