>leg itches
>for the first time, look before scratching
>very small beetle crawling on my leg
>mfw i realize my 3 month pile of unwashed clothes and cumsocks probably host nests of carpet beetles
HELP
Calm down and do your fucking laundry. Don't make me slap you.
>>27095309
Have you tried washing the clothes?
same problem here.
keep the cum inside of the sock dont let it touch the floor or they will find it.
i like to put a one or two clothe piece barrier between the bottom of the clothes bin and my cum clothes always, and now i dont get beetles ever anymore
just happened to me too anon
>>27095309
clean your fucking room you god damn animal
>>27095390
>>27095352
I'm afraid, boys. I think I'm going to start doing my laundry more often so this doesn't happen anymore. I never thought I would let myself live in filth.
piss bottles and cheeto crumbs all over are fun to post about but only a dumbass doesnt take care of themselves. since youre on r9k you are definitely a dumbass and a faggot
My sheets fucking stink because i cum on them and haven't changed them in months
Here's an idea. Why don't you guys throw out your jack rags? Fucking flush it down a toilet instead.
>not befriending with the nest of carpet beetles
Lots of filthy fuckers here
>>27095468
>not just cumming into your own mouth
fucking faggot
when i masturbate i do it by putting my penis through the pee hole in my tighty whities or boxers and then i cum straight up so it only get on my dick not the balls, pelvis, pubes, etc. then i dispose of the now sweaty underwear from jacking off and my chair doesnt smell like sweaty ass too.
>>27095549
Seriously though, I used to keep shit around like that too, till I realized it stinks and brings in bugs. Just flush your cum away and you won't have this problem anymore. It's not that difficult.