I want to mess with normies. What are some good legal ways to ruin their day?
>>27095096
Being near them would be a good start.
>>27095096
you exist
that does more to them (and the world) than you realize
your existence is the avatar of disgust, them seeing you and know that they must share the same space as you is enough to "mess" with them.
>>27095096
Sneezing in public
>>27095096
Starting a mass shooting then killing yourself, nothing illegal with suicide
I stole a normies $100 calculator because he was trying to be funny making fun of me. Destroyed the calculator
Normos: 0
Robots: 1
I blow cigarette smoke in people's faces when they walk past me on the sidewalk
Here's from my days as a /b/tard
http://www.allahsquran.com/free/
https://www.mormon.org/free-bible
(They go to your house too)
http://www.sweetfreestuff.com/
http://www.budk.com/CatRequest.aspx
I sent 80 of these to a normies house in one day
Take a shit in front of the toilet fampai
>smear shit on bathroom stalls
>rip up all the toilet paper in the restroom
bonus points if you get shit underneath your nails and scratch normos
>>27095096
One word: Feces.
Rub it on the stall in the bathroom, rub it on the toilet seat, piss on the toilet paper, put a deuce in the urinal. It's guaranteed to piss off anyone who has to use that restroom and far worse for the poor son of a bitch who has to clean it up.
If you don't want to be a nasty mother fucker, you could always make things worse for those around you by forcing them to wait on you. Act autistic at the front of checkout lines...take your time paying..pay in change. If you have an automobile, bumblefuck in traffic (drive at or below the speed limit and be completely unaware of your surroundings, get next to another car and match speeds in the other lane to further block traffic)
>>27095096
Ride a bike around 5pm. On a sidewalk so they can see you. It enrages them
>>27096088
This
Normies hate bikers because it challenges their shitty driving skills, or some other completely irrational reason that I can't understand.
They hate my bicycle so much, but I bet they still mire my quads in their mirrors.
>>27096035
There's literally nothing wrong with driving at exactly the speed limit
>>27095096
put ketchup packs under the toilet seat in the restroom
>>27095096
drive the speed limit every time you go out.
>>27096152
But "good" drivers are entitled and it's their road and we're just driving on it. Guy was flipping me off and doing the shimmy behind me because I was going 35 in the 35. Didn't help that I sped ahead of him when the lanes merged single beforehand of course.
>>27096152
Yes, there is. 10 over friendo
>>27095523
>Unroll the paper
>smear some poop on it
>Roll it all the way back up
hehe... norms...
I don't care about fucking with the spic that has to clean the bathroom, I want to go after the Chads and Staceys and whatever other high level normals I can get a hold of. Those are the ones that float through life never knowing adversity or pain.
get a disposable phone. go to facebook and pretend to be a slut. add random niggers and normies alike and flirt with them. hint wanting to meet and tell them itd be cool to meet at a party with coke. once they tell you when and where, call the cops. might want to call from locations away from your home so you dont risk possibly being called to court to testify
>>27095295
destroying high school calculators to fuck with wagecukc tax dollars was fun until the school charged every student 5 bucks per calc stolen.
>>27096214
>Didn't help that I sped ahead of him when the lanes merged single beforehand of course.
>>27096236
Pass out condoms for "charity"
>Prick holes in all of them
>>27096280
meant to say party with cocaine (gives you more years in the joint than marijuana) but same thing i guess
>>27096125
They also dispise people getting home faster than them in traffic jams. Its honestly laughable
>>27095096
Keep shitposting.
>poop into a condom
>freeze it
>keep it packed on ice and bring it to a common area
>put it in the microwave for 30 minutes
>leave and never return
>>27096035
>poor son of a bitch who has to clean it up
but that poor son of a bitch is a robot
>>27096189
Dieing of laughter right now f@m
>>27095096
Continue being a NEET, increasing their taxes and slowly run their pockets
>>27095096
Buy a shit ton of lady bugs from amazon and release them in targeted area. It's really cheap too
>>27096655
In high school me and my friends did this to some normie chad in his PE locker, fucking hilarious
>>27096152
as long as you're not staying in the passing lanes. my state has a law that says one has to get over from the passing lane for ALL passing traffic, regardless of speed. they also introduced one making it illegal to stay in the passing lane for more than 2 miles without passing anyone
>>27095096
legally harm them.
>>27095523
>>27096229
I feel that the implication here is that wiping excess feces from one's anus after having a bowel movement is strictly a normie activity.
I think I have the best method:
>Step 1: Make a normiebook account. Steal a profile picture from some stacy, make sure to crop, flip and filter to avoid reverse image search.
>Step 2: Find some normie guy you hate, make sure he has a girlfriend
>Step 3: Message him, send pics and stuff, until he agrees to go out with you somewhere, sends dick pics, or suggests that he's into you.
>Step 4: Screenshot his messages and send them to his girlfriend. Say 'sorry i didnt know he had a girlfriend until i looked at his status and u came up, u deserve better than this' or something like that
I've broken up 4 couples this way. Feels good man
What about illegal ways?Simply for educational purposes or ideas for other things
>>27097162
shut up faggot you're not doing shit
>>27097162
shove a wet ball of paper up their exhaust pipe and put sugar in the gas tank
put nails or sarp objects on the section of road in front of your house
>>27097119
This is awesome. You should take screencaps next time & distribute.
>I'm a social reject due to my own lack of actions in life.
>Better mess with others since I'm so unhappy with my life XD.
>>27097180
>>27097286
butthurt normalfags detected
It's easy to tell who's the normie when you use 'XD' unironically
>>27097286
Fuck off normie.
You assholes rejected us, now enjoy your retribution.
>>27097119
You are such a faggot.
Those guys aren't the reason you don't have a gf or social life. It's because you're a POS, as demonstrated by things like this.
>>27097373
So edgy.
Maybe if you acted like a half-decent human being, you'd be socially accepted. But guess that's too difficult of a concept for a retard like you to grasp.
>>27097383
Get a load of this guy
How am I a faggot for distrupting relationships?
>>27097383
cry moar normalnigger
>>27097420
>>27097383
>>27097286
>all the butthurt normshits ITT
>>27096930
>not using a bidet
>>27097420
>Maybe if you acted like a half-decent human being, you'd be socially accepted.
I did actually, so did most of my fellow robots. We were bullied and abused by our sadistic peers precisely because we were kind and made easy targets. We were told to turn the other cheek, and we were beaten down for it.
Get off our board normie scum.
>>27097422
How are you a faggot? Well:
>Guy is in a happy relationship.
>Guy doesn't know you from a hole in a wall and never did anything bad to you.
>You jelly af of his relationship because you couldn't even get a hambeast to give you the time of the day.
>You intentionally ruin their relationship.
Are you stupid or something?
>>27097422
>>27097433
>>27097444
Fucking checked, checked, and checked
>>27097444
>Our secret robot club is winning against the normies XD
>We are special snowflakes!
>>27097453
I want one so bad, but I'm too poor to have one installed in my house
>>27097476
>You intentionally ruin their relationship.
Technically the normie ruined it because they cheated, they could have easily just ignored the flirts.
>>27095096
Shit yourself and ride around on the subway all day like that.
For bonus points, you can change cars every once in a while to mess with more people.
>>27097420
Cry about it normalshit
>>27097551
yeah but i want to do something special, something outside my normal routine.
>>27097476
Lmao are your feelings hurt imagining some cheating not facing the consequences of his actions?
What a sensitive little cuck you are.
>>27097526
Check and mate. Bet these normshits have cheated or entertained the idea of cheating before and therefore think it's okay.
>B-but that other girl was so hot/cute bro
Pathetic, unfaithful scum. Rot.
>>27097468
>Let's smear shit on the bathroom walls so the poor minimum wage teenager has to clean it up. XD
>W-W-We are d-decent people, I s-swear. It's just that the whole world is against us!
There's a reason you don't have any friends. It's because you're terrible people.
>>27097586
Nah, the guy is at fault as well. But you're (or that guy) is a faggot for trying to entrap guys he never had any contact with because he's a jelly af virgin.
>What a sensitive little cuck you are.
It's like you don't even know what that word means. Cute.
>>27095096
>At bathroom
>A really fat guy is walking out of the stall
>Get in the stall because I'm too scared of using a urinal
>There is piss everwhere
>And there is shit on the floor
>Decide to contribute
>Remove pants
>Spin in a circle while pissing
>Add another shit to the floor
>Leave
>>27097629
Portable, uncomfortable bed. Cot.
>Neighbor lets his dogs run around he neighborhood instead of taking them out for a shit
>Almost every time I leave or come back with my dog it's a pain in the ass because they get aggressive
>One night I get drunk and buy a fuck load of eggs and some dog leashes from the store
>Tie up the leashes in his trees and cover his house in eggs
>Throw handfuls of rocks on his roof to wake him up
>Hop his fence before his door opens and crouch run back home like in Gears of War
>See him the next day while getting my mail
>Smile and wave
>>27096035
>>27096462
Third shift janitor here
I work at an aircraft manufacturing plant and have to deal with big blue collar shits all night long 5 nights a week
It sucks, but I get to listen to audiobooks all shift, only do about 3 hours of actual work a night and make like 450$ a week so its not too bad
You wouldn't believe how often people just shit on the floor "as a prank", I usually just sweep it up with a dustpan and call it good
>not keying their cars
>not slashing their tires
guaranteed enormous butthurt to follow
>>27095096
Shoot everyone
>>27096280
Jesus Christ, what are you, 12?
>>27097957
I was a janitor for an inner city public pool, I'll tell ya those nigglets throw shit everywhere in those bathrooms
>fat guy enters campus bathroom
>reeks of shit and starts farting in the stall as he doodoos
>when I leave the bathroom I flip the light off
>hear him sigh sadly as I exit the now pitch black bathroom
>>27095096
How about going to lost and found and just collect some shit.
Also paying in 50 dollar bills for small prices like $3
Also look up catfishman from 4chan.
>>27095096
You need cuckbook for this.
make sure they are online
>like their post
>delete it soon after
Or
>Comment and say something
>when they reply delete your comment
>they become mad and look like they are talking to themselves
I used to do this 6 or so years ago when i had a normiebook and it was hilarious seeing the shitstorms and assmad it created
>>27096404
Laughed my dick off
This would be perfect.
>>27097500
>>27097682
More normaltears please.
>>27096280
bro those fake accounts are so easy to spot
Go to beach volleyball court at note. Bring broken glass , not too big though. Put in sand and bury.
>>27095143
>>27095164
maybe wait a while and then samefag dummy
>>27097119
cool as shit. got any screenshots?
>key cars that park too close to you
>keep a box of nails in front seat so you can throw a few behind their tires
>adopt some accent to a language you know a few words of
>speak broken english, replace "I" with "me" in a few spots to be sure
>ask for things you don't know the name of and vaguely describe it
>take things from people's karts when they're not looking and put them back
>leave a nearly full kart in a way that blocks their path, load it with lots of heavy shit
Buy an old carbureted V8 car, put a large exhaust on it so its not illegally deafening but loud enough so people cannot hold a conversation within a few yards.
Next tune the idle mixture overly rich, so you have that raw gasoline smell coming from your exhaust.
Then what you do is you cruise around and find those outdoor cafes where all the snobby normies sit and drink their lattes and read the paper, then you just sit there and idle the car for a few minutes.
The looks of hatred and disgust as people get up and leave is euphoric.
>>27100448
but it's too dark at notetime
Am normie. Love this thread anyways. None of the shit you do affects me and just confirms people were right to reject your demented assess lol gonna go fuck my wife and make some delicious breakfast.
>>27095096
Call the police with noise complaints when they are having drunken party's, seriously that works every time. Nothing better than killing a "vibe".
>>27097422
You do sound like you've yet to graduate highschool if you consider that a way of having fun.
>ywn be part of a secret robot society whose only purpose is to fuck with normies and disrupt normie society
feels bad man
>>27095436
MORE SITES LIKE THIS PLEASE
>>27097880
Gross, Green nasal contents. Snot.
>>27095096
I'm thinking about spying and killing some normies.
>>27105088
y tho
lanigiro
fart in elevators in buildings you have no actual business being in
>>27096088
>>27096125
>>27096379
I've been using my bike as my only transport for over ten years. How many times do you think normies had a fit when they saw me?
Especially the fat ones because burgerland
>>27105511
One question because I was thinking about the /bike/ lifestyle as well: Do you have long winters where you live? Is it hard to ride when there is snow out?
I can't imagine commuting on a bike in the cold winter, but maybe it is possible.
>>27097383
fuck off Ioser
