You MUST post in here if you're a virgin. No exceptions.
>Sex:
>Orientation:
>Location:
>Race:
>Reason for being virgin
I'm virgin because celibacy.
>Male
>Straight
>Jew York
>White/Hispanic
>turbo-manlet + schizoid personality disorder
>>27094750
>>Sex:
Male
>>Orientation:
mostly straight unless a boy is VERY cute
>>Location:
san francisco
>>Race:indianp-pls no bully
>>Reason for being virgin
im shit
>>27094750
>>Sex:
male
>>Orientation:
straight
>>Location:
london ontario
>>Race:
white
>>Reason for being virgin
actually pretty good lucking, but a manlet with crippling depression and anxiety
>Sex:
M
>Orientation:
Straight
>Location:
AZ
>Race:
Black
>Reason for being virgin:
Socially awkward? Introvert. Other than that I have no clue.
>male
>hetero
>costa rica
>white
>i dont know enough girls and have no friends
probably because ugly too but idk, i need to workout...
>all these dudes
Proof that femanons can't be robots
>>Sex:
Male
>>Orientation:
Straight
>>Location:
Massachusetts
>>Race:
White
>>Reason for being virgin
Will only date a girl if she's qt virgin who doesnt drink/smoke and I get along with her.
>>27094750
>Male
>straight/maybe bi curious
>USA
>black
>unifortunate circumstances, looks, was in a boys school for a good part of my life, lack of social skills, looks
>>27094785
ani?
Does fucking escorts through condoms count as having sex and graduating from virginhood?
I have this conception that you have to earn it by wooing a female with charms
>>27094914
You are not a Virgin sorry. Now just leave.
>>27094750
>sex
M
>Orientation:
Straight
>Location:
Canada
>Race:
Caucasian
>Reason for being virgin
Christian guilt
>>27094929
Really? How easy is that. Just fork out 140 bucks and graduate virginhood robots.
I recommend asians. The language barrier helps with your assburgers. It did for me.
>Sex:
Male
>Orientation:
Straight
>Location:
Outside London Ontario
>Race:
Aryan
>Reason for being virgin
Came close on more than one occasion. Can't get hard while drunk, can't talk to girls while sober.
>>27094750
>celibacy.
Ahahahaha has to be involuntary
>>27094911
what did you mean by this anon
>Sex
Male
>Orientation
Bi
>Location
USA
>Race
White
>Reason for being virgin
Relationships just never happened for me, I can't tell if people are attracted to me or not
>>27094750
>>Sex: Yes please
>>Orientation: Pornosexual
>>Location: Australia
>>Race: Hobbit
>>Reason for being virgin: I'm a NEET with no friends and I enjoy it. When I have to get some education or go to work I seriously doubt I'll ever have enough energy to bother with pussy.
>Sex
Male
>Orientation
Straight
>Location
Canada
>RaceJEWISH
>Reason
Social anxiety, rarely leave the house, few friends, huge difficulty talking to or even looking at women (even ones I'm not attracted to), short, esoteric interests that are particularly uninteresting to most women, not irredeemably ugly but not attractive enough for anyone to actively pursue me which is the only way anything's ever going to happen unless something big changes
>>27095004
i'm asking if the person is named ani
>>27094750
Male.
Straight.
Ottawa.
Asian-White
I'm not White
>>27094750
>Male
>Bi
>USA
>White
>Ugly loser
>>27094750
>Male
>Straight
>BR huehue
>Mixed
>Mixed, 5'9, ugly as fuck, packed with meme illnesses (tourette, avpd, adhd)
>>27095054
>>27095034
>>27094995
>>27094952
Me>>27094830
So many canada robots... were we fucked from the start bros?
>Sex: Male
>Orientation: Straight pedo
>Location: Jew Ess Aye
>Race: Manlet
>Reason for being virgin: All of the above.
>>27095054
>Female
>Straight
>Ottawa
>White, short hair small breast petite red head with green eyes and freckles.
>Amputee
Hey same city as me. My parents are away for the week. I have a thing for Asians. Would you like to come over to my place and fuck?
>F
>Bi
>Canada
>Whitey
>No social life
>>27095149
Yes I am interested.
I have heard that condoms make you feel nothing. Since this will be a special moment for both of us, can I go raw? I promise to pull out and spill my seed on your belly. Also, i am afraid to buy condoms.
>>27095035
nah my name starts with A though
you do realize there are probably thousands of indian male virgins in the bay area right?
>>27094750
>Sex:
male
>Orientation:
straight
>Location:
okinawa but my home is in illinois
>Race:
spanish
>Reason for being virgin
I was awkward as fuck in high school and didnt know how to dress and i was an overall greasy weirdo.
Im still pretty awkward now but ive gone on dates and shit so things are looking up
Male
Straight
Canada
White
Can't seal the deal because retarded
>>27094750
>Male
>Bi I guess
>Canada
>White
>I'm a massive loser and uncomfortable with my sexuality
>>27095102
If we weren't before we certainly are now. How can we compete against the Chad Minister?
male
straight
us
white
idk
>Female
>Straight
>Rhode Island
>White
>Have unrequited feelings for my daddy and wish to marry him.
>>27095171
H-hi femanon
>>27095203
You can go raw in me. I want to feel every bulging vein of your yellow cock in me. You can even cum in me, I hear it will boost my mood and shit.
>Sex: M
>Orientation: Str88
>Location: USt8s
>Race: Lose every time
>Reason for being virgin: Lost penis when learning to operate mower, can't have sex without lovestick
>>27095272
Connecticutbro here. What do you like about your father?
>>27094750
>Sex:
Female
>Orientation:
Bi
>Location:
Usa
>Race:
White
>Reason for being virgin
Ugly, 3/10 at best. Flat chested. Severe social anxiety.
>>27095290
Assuming youre telling the truth, how do you lose your penis while doing that?
>>27094750
>Male
>Straight
>Washington State
>White
>I don't believe in sex before marriage
>Sex: male
>Orientation: straight
>Location: Canada
>Race: white
>Reason for being virgin: never approached and religious
>>27095318
Flat chests ate top tier, being bi is much worse imo.
>>27094750
>Male
>Straight
>Pittsburgh
>white
>too beta to talk to girls
>Male
> Straight
> East USA
> Hispanic but very light skinned
> Shut in
>>27094750
>male
>Hetero
>West and Middle TN
>White
>Unable to tell what people are thinking; for example, I met some friends from High School, and they asked me why I never had sex with this one girl, all of them said I was "this close" to it. Probably linked to my schizotypal personality disorder.
Also, this is going in my Evangelion folder.
>>27094750
M. Straight. Michigan. Caucasian. Lol 22 years of bullying/being too weak to try when there weren't bullies. It's my fault for being this way.
>Sex: Male
>Orientation: Straight
>Location: UK
>Race: White
>Reason for being virgin: I am bald and hopelessly anxious about it. Pretty much a shut in.
>Sex:
dude
>Orientation:
meme bi
>Location:
SA
>Race:mostlywhite
>Reason for being virgin
general autism and social inadequacy
>>27095272
Then just marry him, what are you waiting for?
>M
>Bi
>Ontario, Canada
>White
>Ugly & socially retarded
just kill me
>Male
>Straight
>Canada
>White
>Autism, OCD, and being an ugly fuck.
I've gotten a few girls phone numbers but they just seemed too nervous to give me a fake so they just did the old give nothing but bare minimum responses until I stopped talking to them.
>>27095302
I like everything. His looks, his personality, his caring and sweet nature, his mannerisms, his body hair, his overprotectiveness, his smell...oh how I love his smell. Everything.
>>27095428
I don't know if he feels the same way, probably not. He'll probably be weirded out if I make sexual advances and I don't want him to dislike me.
>Sex:
M
>Orientation:
S
>Location:
Canada
>Race:
Caucasian
>Reason for being virgin
Unappealing
>Sex: Male
>Orientation: Pansexual
>Location: Ontario, Canada
>Race: White
>Reason for being virgin
I have declined every proposition for sex I have got from a female, or male.
>>27094750
>Sex:
Male
>Orientation:
Hetero
>Location:
Brazil (HueHue)
>Race:
White? Caucasian? IDK this shit
>Reason for being virgin
I fear rejection so much I prefer not talking to them and not getting rejected than getting rejected 9/10 times and getting lucky on the 0.1 chance
Male
Straight
Georgia
Irish, Polish, a little Cherokee, etc.
Stutter, Lack of social skills, fear of everything, probably autism
>>27095767
>brazil
>white
BR BR BR HUE HUE?
>>27094750
>>Sex:
Male.
>>Orientation:
Straight but very very bi-curious so maybe bisexual - I'm still not even sure...
>>Location:
Montreal, Canada.
>>Race:
White.
>>Reason for being virgin
Unfortunate mix of religious reasons, insecurity, being beta and overweight.
>Male
>Straight
>Wales, Swansea
>White
>Manlet, Polak, social retard
>Male
>Straight
>Waterloo
>Asian
>No grills in my immediate surroundings and no desire to socialize with grills currently
>>27094750
What's the point of these threads? Self-loathing?
>>27094750
>Male
>Straight
>Ft Lauderdale
>Black
Women just don't find me attractive. Go figure.
>Sex:
Male
>Orientation:
Straight
>Location:
Ohio
>Race:
White
>Reason for being virgin
Naivety and no self esteem.
>M
>straight
>Colorado
>white
>zero self esteem
>>27094750
Male
Mostly Straight
NY
White
I don't have a lot of social connections, and all of my friends are as introverted as I am.
Male
Straight
Canada
White
Never really took the time to ease myself into relationships when I was younger. When I finally reached the point that I actually had a solid group of friends, and by extension girls in my inner circle, I had to move away from them, and that really sealed the deal for me.
>You MUST post in here if you're a virgin. No exceptions.
Check
>>Sex:
Male
>>Orientation:
Fag
>>Location:
Northern Mexico
>>Race:
Latino
>>Reason for being virgin
Depression and low self esteem over years has let me lonely.
>>27094750
>>Sex:
Male
>>Orientation:
Straight
>>Location:
The Netherlands
>>Race:
Black
>>Reason for being virgin
I've never tried to get gf or have sex, might attempt after working out.
Male, straight, san antonio, white/Hispanic, because I'm shy talking to girls
>male
>straight
>austin tx usa
>afro american/peurto rican
>48 years old
who would want to have sex with a 48 year old virgin
>Sex: Male
>Orientation: Straight (or 99% so, idk)
>Location: Nowhere, Idaho (Northern)
>Race:White
>Reason for being virgin: being a fucking spergburgular, and pale. I'm tall and okay looking, just pale and socially retarded. I've had a girlfriend before and realized it was way too much work so I don't even try now.
>>27094750
>Celibacy
Self-imposed or woman-imposed?
>Male
>Otakusexual
>Massachushits
>White
>I like 2D better, my Shana daki doesn't count, 3DPD are teeming w/ Chad's STDs & germs
Nobody on this board is really a virgin past the age of 20, right? I thought that just one of our in-jokes.
>Male
>Straight
>Alabama (born and partly raised in Illinois)
>White
>Screwed up a perfectly good relationship/ too picky for HQ qt grils
>White
>>27094750
>Sex
M
>Orientation
Straight
>Location:
Canada
>Race:Black
>Reason for being virgin
ugly, socially retarded, and can't keep a conversation going.Also slightly insane.
>Sex:
M
>Orientation:
Straight
>Location:
Illinois
>Race:
White
>Reason for being virgin
Skin condition and general autism
>f
>bi
>America
>white
>sex is overrated, would rather save it for someone I like rather than a random Chad
>>27094750
>Sex:
Male
>Orientation:
Straight
>Location:
Wisconsin
>Race:
White/Native American
>Reason for being virgin
Socially awkward and boring as shit
>>27096057
Sounds nice femanon.
>>27094750
>>Sex:
Male
>>Orientation:
Acenot repulsed but i just have no interest in it
>>Location:
pic related
>>Race:
white
>>Reason for being virgin
'tisms
>>27096057
>someone I like
that's me?
>>27096087
>unironically pretending having a low sex drive is an orientation
smhfamilio
>>27096057
State, ms. Femanon?
>>27096005
Self imposed.
>>27094750
>Sex:
male
>Orientation:
cis
>Location:
Germany
>Race:
white
>Reason for being virgin
I never talk to women, don't care enough about sex to pay a prostitute
>>27094750
Female
Straight
Orlando
Arab
Parents are turbo fucking religious, all the guys are fucktards (chads, religious nuts, rednecks, or blacks depending on your location).
Male
Straight
Toronto
White
I had low confidence and poor social skills for a while but I'm working on it.
>>27095961
>I don't have a lot of social connections, and all of my friends are as introverted as I am.
>be complete introvert
>want girlfriend, need social circle to meet girls and not look insane to them
>start trying to make some friends
>they're all introverts with little contact with women
>tfw all that effort for nothing
>>27096122
>pretending
>implying its a low sex drive not just a lack of attraction sexually to anyone really
you wanna get popped in the snout cunt?
>>27096179
You hate blacks?
Male
Straight
Central USA
MENA
Everyone thinks im a dirty mexican.
>Male
>Straight
>Germany
>White
>Can't talk to females without it being awkward.
> Male
> Straight
> Texas
> Caucasian
> Because anytime I've ever gotten close to intamacy with a girl I've autismo'd out and cut off all contact.
does it count if i've given a blowjob?
bi asian male boston
my oneitis completely broke my heart re: women, and i don't really like to associate with gay men
26 years
Male
Straight
Germany
White skin, brown eyes, brown hair
Literally no idea, Id go wih no contact to women by being in an entirely male class and then studying a STEM field
>>27096202
being asexual isn't a real thing you tumblr-tier memer
>>27094750 (OP)
>>Sex:
Male
>>Orientation:
straight
>>Location:
Florida
>>Race:
Mixed
>>Reason for being virgin
I'm not going to suffer eternal damnation just for a vagina
>>27094750
>>Sex: Male
>>Orientation: Straight (but sometime fap to traps shh)
>>Location: eastern US
>>Race: white
>>Reason for being virgin: cuz I don't talk to girls and girls don't talk to me
>>27096299
>then studying a STEM field
The worst part about doing some STEM classes is the lack of eye-candy in lectures. Particularly physics. Why do women have to hate physics?
>>27096300
good joke cunt, tell that to my complete lack of interest in sex
>Sex:
Male
>Orientation:
Straight
>Location:
England
>Race:
White
>Reason for being virgin
Because I'm a manlet with a small dick
>>27096339
theyre fucking everywhere in chemistry, but i think theres a total of about 15 in my first year physics course out of like 200?
>>27096368
That's called a low sex drive lmfao
>>27096339
We have had some eye candy. Literally one eastern european girl, petite, with annice ass. Thats it, other women werent attractive, the whole class stared on her butt and probably also the heels
>>27094750
>Male
>Straight
>USA
>White
>Afraid to have sex
>>27096132
Ohio
Where Ya at
>>27096390
>low sex drive
ill repeat it for the retarded, i am not interested in sex that doesnt mean i dont do other shit
who dropped you on your head as a child?
>>27096422
Connecticut. It doesn't matter, I'm black anyway.
>>27096211
I don't care for them. I'm not saying genocide them, but if at all possible I avoid them.
>>27095662
what's it like to be a made up orientation?
>Male
>Straight
>Texas
>Hispanic
>Reason:
Maybe girls don't find me attractive or something
>>27096179
>being a munafiqah
You deserve everything terrible in your life ya barboog
>>27096476
Blow it out your ass fuckstick
>27094750
>Sex:
male
>Orientation:
straight
>Location:
england
>Race:
white
>Reason for being virgin
lack of confidence/social anxiety/trust issues
I'm 19 btw
>>27096428
>other shit
Like what? Having a wank? You can have a wank while suffering from a low sex drive.
>>27096513
>munafiqah
>barboog
>wa aydh 7emaar
I bet you die your hair blonde too
>>27096522
doesnt change the fact that i have no interest in sex though does it
whats wrong with using a word to describe it even if you are right?
>>27094750
>Male
>Str8 m8
>Australia
>White/Slav
>All of the reasons: late bloomer, bullied in hs, low sex drive, small town, just
>>27096179
>be me
>be in Orlando
Mfw I'd probably sperg out trying to approach you.
>Male
>Straight
>New York
>Hispanic
>Don't really talk to girls or anyone I don't know
>Male
>Straight
>US
>Middle Eastern/White
>Awkward and ugly
>male
>straight
>GA US
>white
>late bloomer, grew up fat, very little social life
>>27096179
*tips*
Well you'd needn't worry about me my dear, I am none of the above.
>Male
>Straight
>Ohio
>White
>Skittish around people and unattractive
>>27094750
>>Sex: GEE WHIZ I DON'T KNOW
>>Orientation: TAKE A WILD GUESS
>>Location: AUSTRALIA
>>Race: HMMM GIVE ME A SECOND
>>Reason for being virgin
I CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS BRO
>>27096664
Apparently you can't talk to anyone
>>Sex:
male
>>Orientation:
straight
>>Location:
northern Maryland
>>Race:
black
>>Reason for being virgin
I don't talk to girls/hit on them/or attempt at all, although I gave it a chance today and got a girls number, but I think I'm a bad texter because she sent some dry responses.
I have a big cock 8", but what's the point if no girl will ever get to see it :(
>>27096659
Ayy Ohiobro what's up?
>>27096713
post cock bro
>>27096721
It's raining. A lot. Noah's ark shit. Had a break from the rain today but it gonn' rain more tomorrow.
>>27096450
>tfw black
I hate being apart of a race full of shitty people
>>27096713
You can always be a cam whore
>>27094750
>>Sex:
Male
>>Orientation:
Straight
>>Location:
Bout an hour from Philly
>>Race:
White
>>Reason for being virgin
Social outcast starting with 1st grade, made fun of through 7th grade, ignored from 8th onward, rejected after HS, and now I'm left with zero self esteem. The icing on the cake is being a 27yo virgin with literally zero relationship/dating experience means I'm even more unfuckable.
I can't even pretend I have a chance on tinder and shit because I don't use normie book.
>>Sex: Male
>>Orientation: Straight
>>Race: White
>>Reason for being virgin
I couldn't bring myself to exploit the easy "nerd" girls who were still in their "lol XD" phase in high school
>>27096755
Dont sweat it. She's probably a terrorist
>>27096672
keked a lil bit desu senpai
>>27096758
Who would want to watch a negro male masterbate on camera..
I just can't see that being profitable.
>>27096746
I just worked an 11 hour shift, I don't think I have the energy to watch some porn just get a photo worthy election.
>>27096787
Mfw it doesn't matter. stereotypes exist for a reason
>>27096787
Unlikely munafiqeen are whores that deserve to die like dogs in the street
>>27096826
>Who would want to watch a negro male masterbate on camera..
Absolutely everyone. Make use of your tiredness to look extra sweaty while you're at it
>Sex: fenis
>Orientation: gibe da pusi boss
>Location: usa
>Race: black
>Reason for being virgin
im an oblivious nigger
>male
>bisexual
>florida
>caucasian
Virgin because of schizo-autism as I call it. Paranoid thoughts about certain subjects that make me nervous, lack of eye contact, monotone voice, even nervous around my own family.
>someone likes me
>avoid because I don't want to disappoint them with reality
>>27094750
>sex
Just admit you want attention from women lad
>orientation
There arent gay virgens
>location
Nobody from my country/state lurks or posts here, it doesnt matter
>race
Again nobody cares
>reasons
Im lurking r9k on a Friday night, you tell me
>>27096826
Kek, I meant erection, not election. Although the wouldn't be bad I guess.
>>27094750
>Sex:
Male
>Orientation:
Straight
>Location:
Brisbane
>Race:
Austronesian
>Reason for being virgin
Manlet, uggo, shitskin autist
>>27096841
Ugh I guess, let me go look at some gay Asian ass or maybe a Brazilian trap and get my dick up. Keep the thread alive for 10 minutes.
>>27096898
You know it nigga.
>>27096837
Are you trying to be funny?
>>27094750
m straight midwest white
social skill lackings
>>27096898
I meant fat Asian ass, not gay... Although I did mean Brazilian traps.
>>27096949
>Brazilian traps
Why are they so good?
>>27095290
Still got balls? For some reason balls but no dick sounds weirder than having nothing.
>>27096928
If I was I'd put more effort ya kaffir
>Male
>Straight
>Texas
>White
>No idea. How does everybody else do this shit?
>>27096992
No clue, probably my tan lines fetish, which they all seem to have
>>27096921
Have some flaccid cock while I warm up, currently 5.5" lemme know if you want more, or if I'm wasting my time
>>27097140
Aw yeah anon, I do want more. Don't you see all the cuck threads every day and realize society is just gearing towards liking your race more and more every day? You're the new fashion.
>Male
>Bisexual
>Michigan
>Diluted shitskin
>Manlet, ugly, socially retarded introvert, literally don't know how to talk to people or engage in social activities
Just waiting for death to be completely honest with you fampai
>>27097170
If only women IRL wanted me haha, still warming up though.
>male
>straight
>NYC
>chink
>chink
>Female
>Straight
>New England
>White
I'm an ugly dispirited femlet
Sex: Male
Orientation: Straight
Location: St.Paul, Minnesota
Race: Hispanic
Reasons:honestly idk, I mean i am Lanky, have crooked yellow teeth and a little reserved but my personality isn't the issue, I can hold a decent conversation, from what I've been told, I have a fun sense of humor, interesting, and a good listener, idk maybe girls just don't like me in a romantic way, honestly I just gave up on any notions of romantic relationships and moved on, I'll just lose it to a prostitute.
>>27094750
>M
>Straight
>USA
>White/Nordic
>not socialized as a kid, no social skills
>>27097265
What the fuck is a femlet? Woman with no tits?
>>27094750
>Sex:
male
>>Orientation:
homo
>>Location:
jew york
>>Race:
standard jew york trifecta, italian/german/irish
>>Reason for being virgin
everyone has aids
>>27097291
I think she's implying short women, as if that's a negative quality or a dealbreaker for men.
>>27094750
Male (females fuck off and die)
Straight
Southern California
White
My own ineptitude mostly, besides that people don't like me straight up
>>27097291
Those are titlets. Femlets are short girls.
>>27094750
Male
Dunno
Midwest
White
Being a fat fuck
>>27097341
Virtually all women are short, especially attractive ones. That's not even worthy of a term, wtf.
>>27094750
>>Sex:
Female
>>Orientation:
Dyke
>>Location:
NY
>>Race:
White
>>Reason for being virgin
Agoraphobic/BPD
>>27097239
awaiting eagerly
>Male
>Straight
>>27097265
>tfw no ugly dispirited femlet gf
>Male
>Straight
>Chicago
>Caucasian
>Autism
>>27097409
No where's near full length, but getting there. For reference I have very large hands (size 12.5 feet too)
>>27097265
>femlet
>as if being short is a negative to any man
It's because you're fat.
Male
Straight
Cincinnati
Asian
Spend all time playing vidyas and too scared to even talk to a grill
>>27097550
I'm not fat but my face is pretty hideous.
be honest how many of you are actually in high school? If age was requested I bet the majority of posts would have a convenient '18' attached.
>>27097548
Keep going, anon. You're going straight into my fap folder
>>27097681
Do you want cum too?
>male
>halal straight
>Michigan
>Ayyrab
>Western woman are haram I like 2D women better.
>>27097707
I'm tired af and now I have a mess to clean up :(
>>27097707
yeah. damn you're such a classic nigger. i love it
>>27097822
you're a bro, anon. thank you
>>27097822
No, body shot kinda to complete your set. Excuse filthy mirror.
>>27094750
>Sex:
Male.
>Orientation
Straight.
>Location:
none o' yer god damn business
>Race:
White
>Reason for being a virgin
Sheltered, homeschooled teen that ushered in a broken, dysfunctional adult. How else?
>Sex:
female
>Orientation:
straight
>Location:
Massachusetts
>Race:
Asian
>Reason for being virgin:
Loser with literally no friends. Basically a hikikomori at this point. Also weird trust and commitment issues.
>>27097886
How the fuck are you a virgin. Stupid fucking blackbot, if I had your body I could get pussy within the hour.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27097239
Well you got off a bunch of man children on the internet so same thing basically. Grown ass men just jerked off to your pictures. Why would you invite this?
>>27097822
Are there people actually fapping/interested in this blackbot amd his slimy cock?
>>27094750
Male
Boys and Girls Club Staff (Criminal Justice Student)
Texas
Black
Why? Idk I just haven't put myself in a position to have sex.
>>27098017
It made me feel wanted a little bit :o, so this is how it feels to camwhore..
>>27098091
At least get money anon, jesus
>>27098184
No one would pay for what I just did. Making people happy is enough payment.
>>27094750
Sex: male but I've been transitioning to female for 9months.
Orientation: Bisexual. I would fuck just about anything.
Race: white
Reason: low self confidence and fear of people.
>>27098264
I bet that nigger posting made you hard, didn't it..
>F
>str8 mostly
>AZ
>white
I've actually had dicks almost go into me, but it just hurts really bad and doesn't go in, so I just stick with blowjobs now.
M
Straight
CA
White
Fat.
>Go to answer survey about being a virgin
>First question is "Sex?"
Life is suffering
>>27098263
I'll give you $5 right now to do it again. $25 if you eat your cum
>>27094750
Male master race
Bi, female preference
British Columbia
Filipino-Drunk Irish
My Mother always interrupted me and my girlfriend before i could fuck her. I never got past putting the condom on. That was years ago back in Highschool, and I can't be bothered to rent a hoe or have a relationship.
>>27098288
Explain meme
>>27094750
>Sex:
Male
>Orientation:
Heterosexual
>Location:
United Kingdom
>Race:
Eurasian
>Reason for being virgin
I avoid people thus I have terrible social skills
>>27094750
sex
m
orientation
str2
location
nz
race
whitey
no balls
>Male
>Straight
>Southern California
>White
>Extreme self loathing, combined with a lack of interesting features
>>27094750
>Sex: Male
>Orientation: Heterosexual
>Location: Chile
>Race: Eurasian/Mestizo
>Reason for being virgin: Phimosis
I've only had sex with a few girls and it's been a very long time since I've had sex, like at least 2 months or something, Jesus
Do I still count? I feel you guys so much
Male
Str8
Seattle
White
Haven't ever even had friends, completely lack the social skills needed to get laid.
>>27094750
>Sex:
Male
>Orientation:
Gay
>Location:
Texas
>Race:
Native American
>Reason for being virgin:
Lack of confidence and being stuck in the closet for literally all my life
>>27098341
No way I could get hard again. Also my cum smells good, but I couldn't lower myself to eating it. I have a good job and don't need money like that.
>>27098475
$50 to just taste cum. PLEAESE, I NEEEEED this!!!
I know you can get hard again, I BELIVE IN YOU JSUT DO IT PLEEEASE :00000000000
>Sex:
M
>Orientation:
hetero
>Location:
the shithole center of commiefornia
>Race:
white
>Reason for being virgin
fat, ugly, loser
Male
straight
germany
norse
havent found the right partner for life/ marriage yet.
>>27098535
T-t-thats nasty anon :(
male
straight
arizona
white (of english irish welsh scottish french and german descent)
religious reasons (but i'd probably still be one anyway given that I am a social retard.) for all the other sins i've committed i've always taken that one seriously.
>Male
>Straight
>Perth
>For a while I thought it was my personality, but then I realised that its simply because I'm an ugly, hairy, lanky manlet. Plus the autism.
>>27098986
Fuck did we have to do race too?
>white
But I'm sure that's easily guessed
>>27098851
NOWWWWW I"M GOING TO EXPLOOOOODDDEEE I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD ITTTT JUST FUCKING GET CUM IN YOUR MOUTH AND POST IT I"LL PAY ANY AMOUNT
I AM NOT FUCKINg AOURND I AM ABOUT TO LOSE ITTTTT!!!! PLEAS$E
>>27098396
Hey there cuz. Half kiwi myself. Do you actually say cuz? Never been over there.
Do you really have no balls?
>>27094750
>Male
>Straight
>Manchester UK
>White
>black pill/red pill
>>27094750
Male
Straight
Los Angeles (home), Santa Barbara for school
Latino
Im socially adversive (not autistic) and a recluse. Im also skinny fat so I'll have to get /fit/.
Sex: female lol
>inb4 attentionwhore
>OP literally asked
Orientation: straight
Location: TO
Race: white
Reason: Don't have men in social circle that are single; looking for a relationship and not a hookup.
>Male
>Asexual
>UK
>White
>Orientation
>>27099085
bring me to canada ill be your bf
>Sex
Male
>Orientation
Gay
>Location
England
>Race
White
>Reason for being virgin
Been a shut-in neet since 2009, the outside world scares me and my only social interaction is on imageboards, no friends, offline or online.
>>27095222
Cant be true. My freshman dormmate/friend is Indian and he isnt good looking and has a weird body figure but he is social and fucked pussy in high school. He's from San Jose so he's bound to have lots of Indian friends. Indians can NOT be robots if they are upper class and in the bay. Fuck off street shitters
>>27097900
What was being homeschooled like anon? Why did you parents do it? Religious reasons? Do you have siblings?
>>27095290
Is this real? Normally I'd say it was an attempt at humour, but I knew a guy with Peyronie's disease after a dog attack.
>>27099104
I know this is a meme but you'd have to be bonkers to just meet someone online just like that.
>>27099085
Molly?qqq
>>27099168
>youd have to be bonkers to just meet someone like that
>implying i care at this point anymore
i just want human contact. i dont care if they murder me in an alleyway 5 minutes after i get there or if theyre fucking 200kg
i want off this ride. and there is my ticket
>Sex: male
>Orientation: straight
>Location: california
>Race: white/samoan
>Reason for being virgin: ugly piece of shit who doesn't bother anymore
>>27094750
>>Sex:
Male
>>Orientation:
Straight
>>Location:
Toronto
>>Race:
White
>>Reason for being virgin
Not interested in relationship
>Sex
Male
>Orientation
Straight
>Location
Western Europe
>Race
White
>Reason for being virgin
Dunno
>>27099181
I wish my name was something as cute and charming as Molly.
>>27099193
You deserve better, anon.
>>27099240
>thinking you need a relationship for sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Z9cjKkqn4
>>27094750
>You MUST post in here
O-ok
>>Sex:
Male
>>Orientation:
Straight
>>Location:
Bay Area, CA
>>Race:
white
>>Reason for being virgin:
Shy, awkward, niche interests, small friend group, and most importantly: I am too scared to put in the required effort to connect with a female.
>implying anyone will read this post.
>>27099057
You're scaring me :(, let's just calm down please
>>27094750
>sex
Male, duh
>Orientation
Straight
>Location
Mexico
>Race
Hispanic
>Reason for being a virgin
Overweight
Unatractive
My parents fucked my social life as a teenager
Don't know how to "flirt"
>Male
>Heterosexual
>NY, USA
>Mestizo
>I don't care enough about sex to pursue it
>>Male
>>Straight
>>California
>>White
>>wants a GF but too insecure to talk to one, instead observes them at school
>>27099284
> niche interests
go on
>>27099299
puff ur chest out and scream w/ chicano pride
go into ur local flea market and scream "CHICANO" and beat on ur chest
>>27099299
No seas ridiculo anon. Ve cojete una puta en la calle. De donde eres?
>>27099271
i really dont deserve better desu
im a piece of shit that doesnt really deserve anything
>Male
>Straight
>Delhi, India
>IDK which Race I belong to, google doesn't turn up anything conclusive. Im from Kashmir so Im not brown as you'd imagine ( Pic is of a general kashmiri )
>Reason uuh idk man but i guess i just didnt have time was busy studying and also lack of decent girls around here and i might be a slight introvert idk
>>27099284
I have the exact same reason just couldn't put it as aptly as you did.
>>27099363 here.
>>27099323
Sometimes I post about formal logic in /r9k/ interest threads. I'm also currently reading a book on generative syntax (among the million other books I'm reading). I'm teaching myself German despite having no one to speak German with. I love reading about the Eastern Front of WW2.
Maybe not that niche, but show any girl autism runes (description of formal logic an anon gave me) and she'll run away instantly.
>>27099356Chiapas
>>27094750
>Sex: Male
>Orientation:vBisexual
>Location: Washington
>Race: White
>Reason for being virgin: Attention from anyone whom I find attractive gives me great anxiety. If I suspect someone finds me attractive I become even more anxious.
>>27094750
Male
Straight
Netherlands
White
I never tried to get one.
>>27094750
>Male
>Heterosexual
>Midwest United States
>White
>Overweight and low libido
>>27099287
I"LL FUCKIGN XALM DOWN WHEN I :SEE YOU EAT CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
GOD DAMMIT I CAN"T FUCKING WAIT ::ANYT LONGER IM"M AVOUT TO HURT MYSELF
JUST DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>27099358
I'm sorry you feel that way.
>>27099363
> Im from Kashmir so Im not brown as you'd imagine
lol why do you think anyone cares about that, just say Indian.
>>27099385
Oh, shit rad. Couple of my friends are into math, linguistics. I always enjoy listening to them. Don't know much about it myself.
If you ever do get a chance to do full immersion, I highly recommend it. I spent a month in a small Francophone town. I went from being unable to speak any French to being able to hold conversations. I think the nation of Germany actually pays tuition if you want to get German language university credits over there. Definitely something to consider if you really like it.
I'm not much for WW2 (mostly because my brother is obsessed with Churchill and I don't wanna fucking talk about the Battle of Britain anymore), but I read a lot about WW1.
>and yes I know Churchill was involved in WW1 but at least no one's quoting him at me lol
Know any cool shit about the Eastern front? Here's some shit from my WW1 folder.
> show any girl autism rune
Maybe not make that assumption and they might be receptive? NO one likes to be patronised and that may be the source of the problem. ANything can be made interesting to anybody if you're kind and willing to explain it.
>>27099473
>Know any cool shit about the Eastern front?
During the battle of Stalingrad, the Russians were so low on ammo that the fighting for "Pavlov's House" involved the Russians throwing rocks at the Germans; the Russians succeeded in holding the house for weeks on end. Only cool fact off the top of my head haha.
Fuck Churchill btw. Sent thousands to the slaughterhouse at Gallipoli to gain absolutely nothing.
I dunno if I'm patronizing but while I would like to discuss modal logic, the topics I want to discuss assume a certain level of knowledge that the average person won't have. Not being patronizing, I just don't want to explain modus ponens and validity for an hour before getting to the topic I originally intended (which usually has its own technicalities to be explained). But then again, I'm not good at socializing so I may come across as an impatient asshole.
>>27094750
>male
>str8
>athens ga
>white
>fat
