Ask a robot who is most likely about to die from drowning because of a flash flood anything.
Can you swim?
>>27094671
Can I have your stuff? oc
>>27094671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8
fellow texasfag?
>>27094671
Fellow new orleans bro?
>>27095095
Texasfag here can confirm
JUST FLOOD MY SHIY UP FAMPAI
>>27095101
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>>27095139
Covington here, like an hour away from New Orleans.
Yeah I've got maybe an hour before the water hits my house.
Actually kind of cool to be honest.
Is water in the house yet, quadtra bag all electronics and find something to float on or hide up in.
>>27095139
area code? 214 here
>>27095139
new wllappaer
>>27095095
>>27095139
I'm Texas too but I didn't even realize anything was happening. Are you all in some weird non-Dallas section of Texas?
>living in texas and having no survival skills and a bug out bag
come on family. youll make it. look up prepping next time
>>27095192
Not yet, don't have any of that shit. I'll probably climb to the roof if needed.
>>27095223
im in the dallas area. it isnt flooding yet but it has been raining for the whole week
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>>27095101
10 miles from new orleansfag here, it was storming bad last night but its quiet as a mouse here, no rain, nuffin, wish it flooded or rained.
>>27095293
It rained like one day this week, and even then it was only for less than an hour.
>>27095239
You have trashbags
Find tape, right now
Run like a sperg and find your loli drives, precious things etc and throw them in the bag.
>>27094671
When I was a kid, I lived near a creek
Whenever there was too much rainfall, the artificial dam releases water
I had instances waking up with the muddy and polluted water quickly creeping in my bedroom that it was like a nightmare with eyes open
I had to lift my stuff to the 2nd floor to save what can still be saved, sadly most were damaged
One time, the flash flood reached the 2nd floor
No item was spared
I never recovered that childhood trauma 2bh
OP here, update.
So, the water got like probably 4 inches higher and since I'm in Louisiana, guess what else fucking arrived? A nest of WATER MOCCASINS!
So I got a knife and made a makeshift spear in case they get close, since I don't have any guns on me. That's right, I'm going fucking Far Cry Primal IRL.
>>27095598
Shit man, come down top Luling (St charles parish) and you can stay with me for a while till all this shit blows over
>>27095637
Unfortunately can't, streets are so flooded that the water would probably reach my engine. I'm stuck here, with water moccasins roaming the streets freely and at least 3 more feet of water. But WAIT, it gets better!
Thunderstorms for 12-15 MORE FUCKING HOURS AT 2 AM! My house is going to flood, isn't it?
>>27094671
How are the pumps in your basement keeping up with the water? Do you have a handy way to get onto your roof?
Have the sewers backed up yet?
>>27095689
>louisiana
>basement
Sorry anon, we don't have those here. We are literally below sea level, that would be autistic.
Sewers probably have backed up.
No way that I know of to easily get on my roof.
I'm a little scared becausesomeone I know from my classes drowned like four hours ago in the floods, not even kidding
>>27095101
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>>27095637
>tfw Louisianafag
>never hear of other LAfags
Hammond checking in
>>27095205
979
>>27095223
Coastal Houston Area, was driving around and people could be riding a jetski in their backyard there was so much water
I have a friend up in Dallas and he hasn't gotten anything yet
>>27096139
LA Tech by Shreveport. Shit's pretty bad towards Monroe. Roads and schools are closed. Not too bad here though. Worst of it was Tuesday.
>>27095720
>someone I know from my classes drowned like four hours ago in the floods, not even kidding
holy shit stay safe anon
>>27096612
Southeastern closed down for the day. For the most part shit isn't too bad here. Half of a road was blocked by police due to flooding but if you have anything taller than a stock height car you're good.
OP here, walked down the street to comfort oneitis who was kind of panicking, and on the way back to my house I stepped over a puddle and almost got my dick bitten by a fucking moccasin.
Louisiana.
>>27095659
wtf, after katrina, i wouldve left that place and never looked back. come to phoenix if your still alive when this is over. jobs at every corner, cheap houses and apartments waiting to be rented due to the high amount of mexicans at every corner
I'm worried for your safety OP, but I have no advice to give because I live in a desert.
Please try to avoid the snakes. I want to see you survive.
bumping with hope of OP coming back
>tfw the worst flood I had to live through was one that couldn't even flood a truck engine (did fuck regular cars though) and completely flooded the highway/subway system
>was on the 18th floor of an apartment so literally zero fear of the water reaching me anyways
RIP OP, hopefully he makes it to the roof alright. If I lived in a flood zone I'd make my attic comfy and set up a small generator in there so I could just sit on my laptop and browse 4chan until the infrastructure went down and I couldn't get internet access anymore.
>we were the last people that OP ever talked to
>we just held a conversation with a man who is now dead
It's chilling, isn't it?
>>27099830
No, don't you say that.
OP is alive.
OP don't die <3
Super glue your hands to your ass opening your anus, who ever finds your body is greeted with a rude gesture or sexual one depending on who finds you :)
So what if you die, OP? You'll get to find out what's after death.
