>"You have 3 seconds to approach that girl and ask her out or I'm shoving this bat up your beta ass!"
>>27094049
I need whoever keeps making these threads to follow me around in real life and motivate me to do things. I bet I'd be more productive.
>>27094072
You wouldn't be productive, you'd be hobbling around moaning in pain with a baseball bat stuck up your arse.
B-but I already have a gf
I'll try soon muh breh. I ain't no beta and never was, I'm just ugly. I'll be seeing her at an event in 4 days so I'll try then.
>>27094111
checked and wouldn't that only be if I didn't do the things she told me to?
I was gonna fuck you, though.
>implying I won't take that bat and choke you with it
Fucking Hell.
Girl's necks are so hot.
>>27094049
why would i ask the girl out?
if I wait I get:
1) a cute girl to initiate sexual interactions with ME
2) experimental prostate simulation by a WOMAN
there is literally no downiside
>>27094049
Might as well save us both some time and swing for the head, I've got nothing left to live for.
I could literally just rape you though
>>27094049
living in a small ass town with no more ass to spare. I can't wait to get to basic and meet new people to be honest. There will be a gf in my future.
