Please sleep tight tonight!
I will like I do every night and I hope you do too!
Remember to fluff your pillows up!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X24LcEGpzkQ
>>27093637
how tight is too tight
>>27094196
I don't think there is such thing as too tight
>>27094196
There is no such thing as too tight in animuland!
How do people even sleep like wtf. I pass out, I'm never able to just go to sleep. I need to be completely exhausted or I'll lay in bed for around 6 hours.
>>27094280
That's exactly how I sleep. I exhaust myself throughout the day otherwise I can't sleep.
>>27094224
>>27094243
>I don't think there is such thing as too tight
oh, well then-Let me assist you with the tightest sleep of your life
>fall asleep during the day all the time
>not tired at night
>>27094243
I will always associate this pose with Rawr Uncle Anon because of this shitty board.
>>27094419
>not tired at night
I can fix that for you anon. You just have tomove your hips
>>27094390
Oh okay, I accept my fate.
>>27094280
>or I'll lay in bed for around 6 hours.
Get up, leave your room, turn on a comfy light and go read an actual book or do anything that doesn't involve a screen pumping your retina full of bright blue light.
But whatever you do, don't lay in bed twisting and turning. You'll only worsen the problem.
>>27094479
W-What do you mean with that??
sleep, tight loli
>>27094505
Anon that's not very comfy.
>>27094540
I'm going to bully a Rikka!
>>27094553
I see what you did there, and this comment is entirely original.
>>27094557
Stop the bullying! ;_;original
Every time I almost fall asleep at night I jolt awake in fear because I think I'm dying.I don't want to die
>>27094586
thakns, I put a lot of work into my plagarism
>>27094598
At this very moment, millions of people are busy not dying in their sleep. Why aren't you?
>>27094537
I try not to use my phone because I know it doesn't help with sleep at all. I'll lay in bed with music on low volume and end up deep in thought or super depressed and end up asleep at around 3am and go to work at 6am. I don't know how I function at all.
I hope I die in my sleep tonight
>>27094617
I even haven't tried going to sleep yet tonight...
>>27094505
Ah, what happened?! I was just trying tomake your heart tight~
>>27094598
nigga, you high
>>27094540
I mean if you exercise your hips, you'll fall asleep. You have to lie on top of me so I can show you the proper technique of course
>>27094633
I hope that you don't and that you continue to suffer alive until you have the guts to fucking off yourself
>>27094653
No, I don't do drugs. I am just a big scaredy cat.
>>27094537
Listen to this advice. Staying in bed when you can't sleep will only make you feel depressed. You need to get up, clear your mind, and wait for the next sleep window.
>>27094653
Hello anon, I just wanted to thank you for the 100% certified cute image you posted. I've taken the liberty of making it a part of my ever-expanding image collection.
>>27094687
O-Oh...That sounds kinda lewd!
>>27094653
No you weren't you big meanie!
>>27094752
>I am just a big scaredy cat.
then why not cuddle up to your owner yah fluffy pussy
>>27094756
please be gentle, it is very fragile
>>27094880
don't lie to meI could feel your heart race
This is my waifu. Her name is Alice. She is a NEET. We are going to have sex. Would /arkanine/ like to have sex with Alice?
Well then, goodnight qts!
>>27095181
Of fucking course everyone starts to leave as soon as I come around. Story of my god damn life.
Can this also be a steam friend thread, friends?
>>27094769
no, no, I guarantee there will be nothing sexual taking place. Now you will need to disrobe and insert the medicine into your lower body as many times as you can and as fast as you can. The more you do it, the more tired you'll be of course.
>>27095057
I-I'm not really a cat...duh!
>>27095233
W-what kind of medicine?
>>27095228
Steam "friend" threads are full of degeneracy, drowning out the legitimate robots who simply want a friend to play with and talk to.
So you may, but please keep it low-key.
>>27095057
Nope! Done speaking to you!!
>>27095228
NO
>>27095273
It's just a small soft object I'll have attached to me to make it easier for you- don't worry
>>27095269
ah, in that case, you could have someone watch you while you sleep to make sure you don't die.
>>27095303
I'm sorry, but I understand...
>>27095412
I think if I died in my sleep it would be pretty silent. I don't think I would like someone watching over me in my sleep either. I have enough trouble getting to sleep at night evenwith a night light
>>27095489
>even with a night light
C U T E B O Y
>>27095515
Please do not sexualize me
>>27095489
then hook up a usb heart rate monitor and I'll personally make sure you don't die
I'll stake both our lives on it
>>27095586
I dunno you might try and suck the life out of me via usb. I don't trust you.
>>27095647
>I don't trust you
Then I can't be of any help- I wish I could
>>27095275
I really hate how steam friend threads always turn so horrid. It's always the same people shitting it up too
This thread is really really comfy and cute though. Makes me want to take a nap :3
>tfw you wake up cumming
>>27096900
What did you dream about, you naughty anon?
>>27096935
Nothing lewd, really.
>>27094196
My toenails hurt for a few hours after waking up once when I got tight enough that it was pressing on them hard all night
>>27094196
Just how tight would a pupper sleep if a pupper could sleep tight, pupper?
>>27097207
I onced dreamed about vertical shoot'em up games and woke up cumming
