Why the fuck would you go for 50 year olds when you can go for teens and 20's?

>>27093224
you need to give the sauce

>>27093224

That's pretty disgusting to think about tbqhwyf

My mama is ugly as shit

>>27093310
A true alpha male fucks 50 years old on his 20s and teens and 20 years olds at his 50s.

>implying I didn't

Not intentionally but I ended up rolling with it.

>mom's mattress is torn to shreds because it's old
>mom has been sleeping with me for about a week
>last few days mom has hugged me while she sleeps
I think she just enjoys having somebody else, and so am I. She's very introverted.

>>27093224
I'm pretty sure I'm the women my dad is "cheating" on my mom with. twice a month me and my dad have Daddy daughty weekend. Where he buys me cloths and pays for my bills. He always buys me an expensive pair of shoes and takes pics of them.A few days ago me and my mom had lunch. Where she told me that she thinks my dad is cheating on her with some slut. That my dad has been buying her stuff, but the only proof are these pics of her feet in heels. I clearly recognized them as my feet and the stuff my dad bought me.

because you're under the illusion that all moms are attractive

>>27093451
As long as it doesn't have any lewd implications or undertones, that's actually really cute and sweet.

>>27093383
Don't say that shit without a greentext story you niggard.

>>27093224

Regardless of one's mother looks, thats the most disgusting shit ever!
Milfs and cougars... shure, but your own fucking family. Incest is awful. And im not talking about porn, Im talking about you actually thinking such things of your own family.
I dont even know how you faggots do it lol

>>27093451
>you didn't clarify in that very moment


You want dad dick

my mother is old, flat, and not attractive

also incest is fucking disgusting wtf

>>27093494
You don't know what it's like to have a hot mom.
Sure, she gave me birth. So what. She's hot and I'm not a fag.

she's ugly, fat, has an awful personality, and gave birth to 3 kids.

that shit is gross, dawg

>>27093489
I wish I had a screencap since it wouldn't be the first time I posted about it

>Got /fit/ trying and failing to get a gf
>Mom instead started to notice and act differently towards me
>At first I wasn't sure what to make of it so wanted to see how much I could get away with
>When I realized she was actually interested in me romantically I figured why not and reciprocated and started acting alpha around and towards her
>Enough pushing and giving her what she liked, and we ended up sleeping together
>It was a weird experience and nearly turned us off to the idea but we made an effort to take it slow and a proper relationship developed from there

Basically I tried acting Chadly towards her at first because I liked the attention, but didn't think anything would actually happen and didn't realize she was actually interested in me. We slipped up and had sex, but it put us both on the same page and helped understand what was actually going on.

Jesus Christ this board is hilarious.

>>27093502
People say this all the time.

>>27093640
Describe her

>>27093727
"Average" is a pretty sound description of her I think. Not that attractive and not attractive to me being my mom, but not ass ugly and not fat or gross or anything. The best thing she had going for her is she had me young so at the time and even now, she's held up pretty well. Specifics, light brown hair, a little above "plain" face, c size tits (I think), alright ass, a little cellulite around but not flabby, and an innie.