There's a Chad outside puking his lungs out and it's beginning to scare me. I think he smoked and drank too much and he's finally paying the price or something. But I'm trying to sleep and it's too scary I can't fall asleep he's not far from my window.
shoot him in the dick
Yell at him to fuck off. He's totally drunk, and on some level he knows this. Shame works on most drunks, especially if they're doing something like vomiting.
Video Tape it and use it to blackmail him
>>27093205
Why would you shoot a man in his no-no parts?! Plus yurop here, no guns.
>>27093209
>>27093219
Too scared, he makes zombie sounds. I think I'm going to make a homemade soundproof helmet and try to sleep instead. G-goodnight.
>>27093205
Shoot him in the dick
With a garden hose. Then spray the rest of him. Gonna wanna clean that vomit up anyway
Man, drunken normies are the worst
>Few months ago
>2am
>Parents out of town, I have the house to myself
>Hear laughter outside
>Go to my window
>I live on the ground floor and my window looks out into the front garden and street
>2 normie stacey sluts standing outside and cackling
>they are stumbling and struggling to stand
>Feel really uncomfortable because they are basically walking into the front garden
>want to get rid of them because I am frightened
>can't talk to women
>not thinking straight
>crack open the window
>shout into the night sky at the girls
>'if you fall into my flowers then you will find they are not for valentines day'
>don't know what I was trying to say
>they both start cackling again
>I shout 'I am sorry ladies' into the night
>close window
>they stay outside for at least 13 more minutes
>>27093186
Offer him a bottle of water and ask if he needs to call someone.
OR have him arrested for public drunkness and disturbing the peace.
CHOOSE ANON.
>>27093447
>>'if you fall into my flowers then you will find they are not for valentines day'
Straight outta anime with that clever threat.
>>27093447
>'if you fall into my flowers then you will find they are not for valentines day'
Viciously rape Chad and assert your dominance. He'll be ashamed of himself for life. You'll never be reported because he'll be so ashamed of himself getting molested.
Make sure dump him in your car while you assfuck him and drop him off somewhere relatively far away. Steal his money too.
>>27094193
Holy shit anon you wouldn't do that right?
