>reclined on park bench for an hour
>family walks past on their way home
>"so is he dead?"
>someone walks up closer to check
>"hahaha whoa I thought that was a dead person laying there"
>mfw
Got any strange stuff you've heard when out and about?
>>27092585
>walk through park
>pass a group of girls
>they start laughing behind me
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>3AM
>Out for a night walk
>Always go out on a sea wall and smoke a cigarette and watch the ocean
>some old man walks up to me and says "your not out here contemplating suicide after dark, are you"
>"w-what, no."
>"oh, ok"
>>27092585
I once saw a couple banging in the park which was pretty cool. Not sure if that's what you're looking for though.
>>27093852
You interrupted and joined in, right? Sounds like a good porno setup.
>>27092585
>>27093793
>trying to enjoy life's simple pleasures
>people think something is wrong with you
every
damn
time
>>27093910
No. They were subtle about it, but if you watched them for long enough you could definitely tell. I was reclined on a park bench about 100 ft away and had shades on, so I watched a good portion of the show. She was wearing a sundress and he was laying down against a tree so you'd just assume they were engaging in some "horseplay" but I definitely saw dongle and titty. That was a pretty good day.
>>27093261
Iktf and it's a bad one bro
Doesn't happen too often though thank God. I literally die inside every time
>>27093947
this, baka desu senpai friend
>>27092585
>reclined on park bench for an hour
wtf are you some kind of russian drunk
>>27094621
Close but no cigar famalam
