Can I be told happy birthday please
kill yourself bruh
addad
We can say happy birthday to you, but you'll still be miserable.
>>27092408
Happy birthday, anon. Did nobody remember?
>>27092437
I reminded a few family members but we're not celebrating it
Happy birthday anon, doing anything special for it?
https://clyp.it/1vvfa12q
!!!!!!!!
>>27092463
>we're not celebrating it
why not
>>27092408
my oc, im so proud
>>27092408
happy bday faggot/
did you get anything ?
or did your parents just ignore you
>>27092483
No, I would like it though
>>27092571
everyone is too busy I guess
>>27092605
My older chad brother is getting me a book I've wanted
>>27092679
Birthdays can be depressing but don't let it get you down if it is. Try to enjoy yourself today.
How old are you turning?
>>27092901
Not that old. I thought these years were supposed to be the best in my life.
If you don't have Shadowrun: Dragonfall - Director's Cut, let me know, OP
I'm going to buy that bundle and I already have that game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Szzms61lzA
Happy birthday to you!
Here is your Silent Lamb!
>>27092408
you know what must be done, anon
fuck the robot
>>27093093
Thanks for the offer, anon.
>>27093113
aaaa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02Li4VoWNoX
>>227093153
But maybe it will get better
>>27093215
Thank you ily
happy bday anon :)
totally original
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU AUTISTIC WEEABOO FUCK. NOW GO TO THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW AND BUY A WAIFU BODY PILLOW AND ONAHOLE, DUCT TAPE THAT SHIT TOGETHER AND PUMP YOU DICK INTO THAT SHIT.
>>27093357
I don't watch that much anime and I don't have a dick to pierce the eyes of cute 2d pillows
happy birthday anon-friend!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05GnwTRAMXT
lol it's funny because doctors actually say that
I am on medication because my older therapist believes it's impossible and I am hallucinating having no previous relationships.
>>27092408
you have permission to watch this video and consider it directed towards you
>>27093090
>best years of your life
No not for people like us. But happy birthday anon. Have a beary nice night!
have some oc op
>>27092408
happy birthday
have a comfy day, anon :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PYoFW6xdM9
Happy birthday anon! You're a big boy now :^)
>>27093956
>>27093956
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17UKtGwODSS
>>27093835
>>27093782
>>27093772
>>27093753
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>>27093596
Thank you, anons. I hope you all have a good day on your birthday (whenever it may be)
Happy b-day my fAm. I hope things get better for you though we both know they won't.
>>27093987
o-oh. okay. sorry for being a bother then.
>>27092408
happy birth day , the day you came out of your mother!
when are you going to come out to your family ?
>>27094057
Are you a qt trans girl?
>>27094068
Thank you.
>>27094208
You're not a bother, anon. Happy birthday (even though its in 2 weeks)
>>27094267
I'm not a transgirl, I was born a female. I'm sorry
>>27092408
You're one year older, one year wiser Rock and roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser. A roomful of friends, a mouthful of cake. Every present is for you, and it feels pretty great. You're the man of the hour, the V.I.P. You get the first slice, of the P-I-E. But first blow out the candles, and make a wish. Put a smile on, cause it's your birthday BITCH!
>>27094366lol I'm sorry. Also why don't you go over to chads instead of changing here on your b day?
>>27094452
How the fuck do phone fags deal with this shit all the time? I meant "hanging"
>>27092408
Happy birthday friend
We'll be here next year too
Happy being one day closer to death day
>>27094510
But that's everyday
>>27094485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MehtZsCwfs
Fucktehrobot
>>27094452
Because people aren't desperate enough to ruin their social reputation with a quiet girl who looks like shit compared to others
If I could start conversations and maintain them maybe I'd have a chance
>>27094542
>she still wants Chad
>>27094542
Ruin their social reputation? Are you in high school? Your perspective seems so naive.
>>27094057
I was going to say happy birthday before I saw your picture
>>27092408
Sorry if people didnt remember Anon. Happy Birthday, at least you have us
>>27094542
Describe the guy you're looking for
>>27094683
>fat
>neet
>browses r9k all day
>fat
>>27092408
Happy birthday anon! Not everyone on r9k is a fucking prick
>>27094762
Ur mom's a fucking prick m8
>>27094265
Thank you
>>27094412
I wish I was friends with a cute russian girl
>>27094481
k I expect the year after aswell
>>27094538
gift accepted. Thank you, based-anon
>>27094575
no I'm getting married to based-anon
>>27092408
Happy birthday Anon! You made it another year, keep striving. I swear it will get better if you put the work in.
>>27094727
>neet
...
>TFW WAGEKEK
>TFW EVEN NEETS HAVE GF AND ALL I HAVE IS CHRONIC BACK PAIN
>>27094668
Thanks
>>27094683
I'm not looking for a male
>>27094762
Thanks. It's alright, they aren't pricks.
>>27094822
At least you got thoes sweet 2's
>>27094057
I take the happy birthday I said back
Have a horrible day attentionwhore
>>27094841
Yeah at least I got somethin'
Happy birthday anon, I mean it.
>>27094840
Wheres my (you) you goddamed fucking whore
>>27094885
Thank you very much
I hope you have a good day
>>27094920
I have a (you)
>>27094057
What is your religion? You don't have a Christian nose.
>>27094920
Here's your (you). You're welcome.
From your one and only : attentionwhore
>>27094938
>>27094955
Thank you I've been lacking in (you)s recently so much so that I'm starting to hallucinate them and have dreams about them
>>27094982
(You) are welcome my friend
>>27094920
eliot? is that you? is heck real?
>>27095031
He is my idol and I modelled my look on him. I am a tad more handsome though
>>27094982
Man, dont even worry about it. (You) Tripfagging Attentionwhore
>>27094943
Jewish.
>>27095080
Can you say some Hebrew stuff on Vocaroo?
>>27095080
>Attentionwhore
Thats rich coming from (you) my friend
>Jewish
Oy vey
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p0B1gyzm11
>>27095137
Disregard this. I just read through a bit of the thread and you're apparently some faggot female.
Fuck you.
>>27095130
Very rich indeed, because every 10 seconds I'm picking up coins being dropped on the sidewalk
>>27095080
Do Jewish men eat pussy? Dosent seem kosher ya know
>>27095179
How very Jewish of you
>>27092408
Hey bud, probably a bit late but happy birthday!
>>27095219
Not sure, I don't want a boyfriend. I just want a cute Russian gril
>>27095265
Do. Do you eat pussy even tho it isn't kosher?
>>27095265
Happy Birthday Masha!
>>27095289
I've touched boobs once. The girl was 4 years older than me too but she didn't take it that serious since she's (presumably) straight
>>27094057
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>>27094057
I'm hereby retracting my Happy Birthday wish.
>>27095355
I have man boobs you can touch if you want
Happy bday, nigger
>>27094057
IS your name Melissa?
>>27095080
>Jude
ACHTUNG
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>>27094057
Happy birthday femanon!
You have a great night, don't let the hecklers bug you!
Happy Birthday OP!
I'm sorry that people havent been nice to you, everyone deserves to be treated nicly on their birthday. I hope you've been able to enjoy your day and have some fun at least, and that you got some cake. I don't know you but I'm sending positive thoughts your way and am hoping things get better for you, you don't deserve to be ignored like that. Happy birthday friend!
>>27094057
>>27095080
>tfw no kosher femanon gf
Happy birthday best girl
>>27092408
Happy Birthday, dude. One year closer to the sweet embrace of oblivion.
>>27092408
Happy birthday op, only 364 till the next one
>>27094057
I was going to say "Happy Birthday", butit turns out you're a roastie and everything that's wrong with this world.
>>27092408
happy birthday
eat that cake omnomnom
>>27092408
We are birthday buddies OP.
Happy Birthday
Hope it isn't depressing as fuck
>>27092408
happy birthday, op, hope you had an okay day and stuff
LOL (lots of love)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GYwFumcF77
>>27092408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l417iA7iQeo
>>27094057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Nrf5lmrsEI
Happy birthday from my waifu!
>>27092408
Of course, always happy to wish fellow robots a happy birthday
i assumed you were a guy, but happy birthday, enjoy some tits anyway.
>>27099247
I'll always take some tittays.
Which camwhore be this?
Happy Birthday man!
Today was also the birthday of some dumb bitch that I liked for a year but just on her very birthday she just fucking dropped the last drop.
Fuck you andrea! Stupid bitch!
Have a good one, Anon.
>>27092408
Happy Birthday!
I spent my last birthday here as well. It meant more to be wished well from you guys than anyone else in my life. i hope things go better for you than they did for me.
