These are such low quality memes with zero effort and shitty humor just to force the bible. How do we fix them?
>>27089543
Have everyone in the world stop believing in the bible
>>27089576
How do we do this though?
jesus christ all memes are cancerous you fuck
>>27089619
>Jesus Christ
I see what you did there anon desu senpai
This is one of the few Christian humor things that made me giggle m8. Not in a LOL way, just a slight chuckle
>>27089766
I don't get it. He got a new phone?
>following bad Christian meme pages and not the memes straight from Holy Mother Church
Protestants pls go
>>27089884
Fuck off catholicuck.
>>27089898
How does it feel to be a heretic?
>>27089921
What's it like to believe in fairy tales?
>>27089921
Child-fucking is what puts the Roman in Roman Catholic.
>>27089543
Why do unfunny people judge humor?
>>27089941
Feels fucking great since it provides these dank memes
am I the only one who finds this shit funny? I don't even know what half of these mean but I like seeing people trying to merge religion and stuff into memes
>>27090002
I unironically enjoy them.
>>27089898
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who /heretic/ here?
>interpreting genesis allegorically
>believing non-believers are capable of being saved
>believing annihilationism over universal reconciliation or eternal conscious torment
>accepting that the bible isn't a magic book which floated down from heaven, rather an intricate compilation of man's interaction with the divine assembled over thousands of years, and treating it as such
>being skeptical of tongues (at least how its practiced by most charismatics these days)
holy shit I love memes and Rome
>>27090090
This triggers the catholic
>>27090151
>Luther! You will found my Church 1500 years after my death
Not even Roman Catholic m8. Orthodoxy now and ever, and unto the ages of ages.
>tfw been an atheist my entire life but enjoy many Bible stories and find many Christians' faith heartwarming
I sorta wish I could've been raised a 'secular Christian' in the same way that many Jews are raised as secular Jews
>>27090121
I don't think any of those are heretical, but I'm sure some people do. You're always a heretic to somebody else
Christfags pls stop polluting /his/
>>27090002
>am I the only one
Nope, I find these christian memes so fucking stupid they make me laugh
>>27090210
I respect Orthodox-bros
>>27090210
>church above the bible
>>27090297
>implying the Church didn't compile the Bible
The Bible is a Church tradition, not the other way around. It was compiled on the orders of the Ecumenical Councils (i.e. on the decree of the Church). Before there was the Bible, there was the Church of Jesus Christ.
>>27090225
>materialists having a monopoly on the humanities
>religion not having a major influence on history and vice-versa
I shiggy diggy
>>27090297
>church wasn't the group responsible for deciding what goes into it
>>27090329
>>27090355
If 2 Timothy 3:16-17 is true, then the church can't be above Scripture.
>Satan butthurt becuase gods love is everywhere
>Can't be in gods love. So lives in total darkness.
>I see love all around that I can't be apart of.
>would rather live in my room with the lights off then go outside and see all the bright and happy people holding hands.
>The illumination will shed light on everything.
>All dark corners will be illuminated
>I cannot keep secrets, especially about occult knowledge i have gained about my life.
>I understand humanity and dont blame them for their faults.
>My delusion has changed from being the son of god to lucifer the lightbringer.
>>27090392
Dank meme, friendo. The point is that since the church is the one who compiled and canonized scripture, her teachings and traditions are the valid ones, and not just any schmuck with his own 'interpretation of God's will' gets to decide what things mean.
>>27089611
It's already happening man. Comfort of the western world and a liberal zeitgeist have lead more and more people to not take the church and christianity as serious anymore as back then. And with each passing generation that demographic becomes bigger because those parents don't give a fuck about teaching their children about the Bible and exactly those children will especially not give a fuck about teaching their children about the Bible when they become adults. Sure when you ask some guy on the street if he's christian he will say yes, but continue asking him questions about said religion and his answers will only be a wishy washy personal interpretation of what he believes being christian means. Not to mention that many christians don't even follow christian traditions anymore. Hell how many people still go every sunday to the church like they should according to their religion?
The christians who do that definitely are true christians. The rest on the other hand are just closet agnostics.
>inb4 *tips le fedora*
I learned that in RE in school.
>>27090392
>16 All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, 17 so that the servant of God[a] may be thoroughly equipped for every good work.
Church was founded by Jesus Christ and His Apostles, meaning that it also meets the above descriptions. Moreover, what is considered the Bible is the Bible because the Church has traditionally used it.
Also
>removing books from the scriptures
>scriptures are infallible
Pick one.
>>27090479
>I know nothing about Christianity: the post
>>27090470
>Who are the Reformers
>>27089543
As a middle aged, divorced mother of two I find them absolutely fantastic
>>27090533
>>removing books from the scriptures
>>scriptures are infallible
Obviously you remove the fallible books
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>>27090553
>triggered christian
>>27089819
Yeah. It's like he lost all his contacts because of the new phone
>>27090479
>talking to Protestant friend
>says "I think that if Christ came today, he would say more tolerant things about gays and transgender people"
>mfw
Twitter memes in general are cancerous.
>>27090533
>removing
>>27090766
What else do you call refusing to admit that certain books that have always been considered scripture are scripture?
>>27090650
Jesus never said anything about gays or transsexuals in the first place.
>>27090797
Matthew 23:35
Jesus Christ rejected the Apocrypha as Scripture.
>>27090890
That is kind of a matter for debate (e.g. born eunuchs), but it has always been pretty explicit that sodomy is a sin.
>people think that their sin being a natural inclination means it isn't sin
>people want the Church to accept their sin
>instead of helping them overcome it
>>27090121
>being le generic 21st century western 'spirtual' pseudo-christian
>>27090905
>so that upon you may fall the guilt of all the righteous blood shed on earth, from the blood of righteous Abel to the blood of Zechariah, the son of Berechiah, whom you murdered between the temple and the altar.
Explain
>>27090991
Abel was the first martyr in the OT and Zacharia was the last. In Hebrew Canon, Genesis was first and Chronicles last. That contain all the same 39 books. All 12 minor prophets were contained in one book. Jesus referred to the same 39 books, therefore, Jesus rejected the Apocrypha.
The bible, in particular the book of Genesis, is actually great if you read it as a sort of meta-historical account of prehistory.
Like the garden of Eden story, Eve eats the fruit of the tree of knowledge and this condemns her and all women to pain.
Well, the major reason women have such a fucking hard time of childbirth is because humans have disproportionately giant heads. Our knowledge is what makes women feel pain during birth.
Eden in general represents the hunter-gatherer phase of existence, people just gathered fruit, but as populations got denser people figured out how to farm grain. It must have felt like a curse because early agricultural civilizations had far shorter lifespans and far worse nutrition than those still in hunter-gatherer lifestyles. But they created more people and that resulted in more technological advancement. Including 'sin'.
All the good Christian memes were made centuries ago.
>Hey Tommy, five shekels if you stick your finger in!
>>27090577
czech'd m8
>>27090574
>minion
Are minions normies' version of Pepe? Appropriated by middle aged single moms and raped to death on facebook?
>>27091105
I never got the point of paintings and images that depict people fingering Jesus' wounds to prove they're real. I think just passing your hand over the surface would prove to most, if not all people that a wound is real.
>Shit man, I broke my finger. Bone's sticking out and everything, see?
>Can I poke your exposed bone? Maybe twist around your hanging finger to be extra sure you're not yanking my chain?
>>27091238
Pepe is normies' version of Pepe
>>27090650
Is there a Wojak for every damn situation lol
