where my -0/10 crew at
>>27089463
>eggman
>ugly
>implying
>>27089463
Egg man is an ugly fuck but he's tall and because he's tall he's not a virgin and because of that, he is not a robot
I'm uglier than egg overall. Maybe not in the face but overall I'm worse.
>>27089463
But Eggman is really handsome. He's at least a 7/10. It's not fair to rest of us, ordinary men, to compare ourselves to such a magestic man.
>>27089485
Please stop posting pictures of my girlfriend on this board. Thank you.
I'm pretty close
Why do we still care about him?
>>27089520
I'm uglier than the Eggman for sure. I've been called ugly to my face constantly. I've been laughed at in the street. Physically beaten because of the way I look. Now that I compare myself to Eggmann, I realize that he is not even that ugly. He has compassionate eyes and a kind of charming confidence about him. I'm not sure if the height meme counts for all that much desu.
>>27089579
He seems like a great guy.
Eggman is a greek god.
What I don't understand is, how the hell was Eggman not Baker-Acted and forced into a mandatory three-day psychiatric hold?
He posted a video saying he was suicidal, and a comment saying he would be killing himself in a few days. How did he get away with it?
>>27089675
Wow he actually looks very fuckable there. Those eyes!
>>27089675
Is that his gf in the mirror taking the photo of him? People said he has a "qt mulatto gf", which slightly made me feel better about myself, but obviously that woman is not a subhuman nigger.
>>27089712
This is an extremely racist post senpai.
>>27089757
I don't care, I'm from Eastern Europe. This is the wild east, boy. We don't give a shit about your racism crap. Now go back to sucking your wife's black lover's dick.
>>27089788
More racism from you.
>>27089788
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cucks: 0
>>27089712
>obviously that woman is not a subhuman
guess again
>>27089846
Why is this place so sexist and racist? I was hoping for some genuine Eggy discussion.
>>27089463
I'm ugly but I'm not that ugly.
Manlet, though. Which puts me way below eggy.
>>27089875
I think eggy should clarify his gf's racial background once and for all.
omg if you're gonna say you're ugly POST PICS THATS THE ONLY REASON WHY I'M IN THIS FUCKING THREAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA SEE UGLIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27089815
>call somebody racist for saying he doesn't care about being called racist
how can you be this retarded?
>>27089906
This post is ableist and quite offensive. Genuine Eggy vibes only in this thread plz.
>>27089906
>how can you be this retarded?
I think he's just a liberal. "You're racist" is the ultimate comeback for them, but it just doesn't work on me.
>>27089485
get a job, roastie succubus
>>27089994
It was a pretty racist post though fampai. Just pointing out the facts.
>>27089890
how about he clarifies enabling her whoring herself out to rich dudes she hooks online? eggy has no morals himself if he started banging her before she turned 18 but the whole open relationship/sugar daddies thing is beyond gross. no wonder she doesnt post her face in eggman threads. no one dumber than eggman who will take her in after she's done with him
>>27089788
Where exactly eastern euro? Slovakian fag here
>>27089555
Why are you buying toys like a new phone when you need to fix your car and pay for therapy? When the fuck are you going to grow up and actually be responsible? After you have a kid?
>>27090184
I don't know how many times I have to say it.
My contract is up and I was eligible for a phone upgrade. My bill stays the same and I don't pay anything besides 40 dollars in sales tax.
People act like Im spending thousands frivolously when I'm just getting a necessary item for my life.
>>27089691
Wow, that picture pretty much perfectly sums up how this dude looks.
>>27090278
>having a phone subscription
>paying hundreds of dollars every month
>not just having a prepaid phone an using it as little as possible
>>27090278
Why do you feel the need to explain yourself to these anonymous robots? Fuck them. You're a cool, handsome, soon to be successful young man. I believe in you senpai.
>>27090316
Since one of my jobs is working cell phone support, it is an actual requirement to have a smartphone with service. I use it constantly at work all day.
>>27089485
>>27089463
>>27089520
>>27089531
>>27089545
>>27089555
>>27089637
>>27089666
>>27089675
>>27089691
>>27089701
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>>27089875
shilling in a tripfag thread, ignore me :)
>>27089463
>no acne
>no patchy beard
>not fat
Get on my level. Eggman is pretty normie looking
>>27090388
Saved and gonna use it all around 4chan
>>27090363
you of all people should understand his need for validation from these anonymous robots
>>27090388
>luscious kissable lips
>blue eyes
>high cheek bones
>strong eyebrows
you're handsome
>>27090415
And maybe on gay dating sites
Didn't he say he was going to kill himself last week? kek what a attention whore faggot
>>27090379
I played your game.
You should add separate death noises for the dlc characters, namely spurdo.
>>27090363
must be the roastie gf reporting in, taking time out from looking for a new bf to leech off of
>>27090448
He says that all the time tho.
>>27090388
That right eye tho
>Tfw when could be a solid 8-9/10 but score is heavily bought down due to a slight eyelid droop in eye, slav nose, acne scars, permanent black circles from rampant insomnia and still have white fuzz on face from a possible undiagnosed eating disorder or some shit
Fuck these slav genes. You're either insanely beautiful or fucking ugly.
>>27090456
Hey wait a minute. You have a microphone so maybe you could do the seperate death noises. That would be really cool to hear Eggy in a game :D
>>27090513
>white fuzz on face
What?
>>27090544
Like hair growing on your face that anorexic people get that is noticeable.
>>27090440
>high cheek bones
I've never understood difference between low and high ones.
>blue eyes
dark green to be exact
>>27090537
an above average microphone
>>27090565
I'm pretty sure it's normal.
>>27090565
Post pic slovansky fag
>>27090537
Yes I could indeed do that
>>27090590
Hey that's literally my girlfriend
>>27090456
what sound do you rec for spurdo?
>chin shallowly recedes into neck
>literally beaker
oh god pls help me
>>27090662
I was thinking "fug"
i'm uglier than anyone
>>27090697
hey there, my chinless brother. i walk around jutting out my jaw to try and compensate until i get enough cash for the chin implant
What is this place and how did I get here?!
>>27090735
you're really not that ugly, I'd say a solid 6.5/10
>>27090735
>poo in loo
You fuckers look the same anyway
>>27090735
if i was a girl i would you, no homo
i like your hair/beard
no homo
Eggman has a really nice voice at least
>>27090735
>good hair
>nice beard
>sense of style
I'm pretty sure it's the soulless, dead look in your eyes that is driving people away
you can be a certified normie/10 if you actually look like you have enthusiasm for live
>>27090785
Too bad he only uses it to say retarded bullshit
>>27090772
He doesn't even look Indian, retard.
i win
i'm the ugliest person who ever lived
>>27090826
just get a nose job and u'll be fine
>>27090826
>pls tell me I'm not that ugly, this is all I've got ;_;
You're not hideously ugly, you look like a standard basement dweller.
>>27090826
>fat
Just fucking lose the weight, fagtron 2000 v1
>>27090746
https://www.instagram.com/p/-kHfqXEP1I/?taken-by=zackevans&hl=en
if this chinless buzzfeed fuck can get a 3.14/10, then so can we. Be strong my brother
>>27089691
You can't be forcefully institutionalised for any period of time based solely off of verbal indications of suicide.
>>27090735
8/10 hair my dude
been growin it out for months now to get a look similar to that one
>>27090851
Plastic surgery is for women, fucking faggot.
>>27090513
What exactly is a Slav nose
>>27090388
Femanon here- you're good looking and of bang u
>>27090993
>implying
It's 2015+1, man. Guys can wear makeup, mascara, lipstick, dye their hair, pick their eyebrows, shave their assholes and whatever else the fuck you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKy98LtSY2U
>>27091053
>its okay to be a degenerate faggot because it is the current year
>lets make the world even more feminine
Just leave. Leave 4chan and kill yourself.
this thread is depressing. these people are considered ugly? fuck
>>27091154
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>>27091083
we are all gonna make it.
>tall but you have a childbod
>beta gayface but still serialkiller vibes
>virgin at 25 and each year makes it harder to lose cuz balding nuked norwood cemetary hairline
>weak voice, cant even verbally seduce womyn
>most likely to be the next ER if lower inhibition
I can use good pictures of me and try to run tinder game, but it will be the equivalent of meeting a girl and finding out shes 250lbs in person or something
>>27091154
The only people that post are at least not so ugly its embarrassing. They just want you to say "hurr not that bad!! fomanem here id fuck you!!". The real uggos refrain from posting.
You guys are all gonna make it. I believe in you. You are all beautiful.
>>27091203
Wow thats bad.
>>27090646
>Hey that's literally my girlfriend
>I was thinking "fug"
Chad here
Feels good having women approach you purely from your looks. You almost have to find ways to keep them away from soliciting you just so you have more piece of mind. Feelsgoodman
>>27091203
I've seen you before, do u post on lookism/sh?
>>27091252
>>27091083
glad you saw the video and enjoyed it.
>>27091224
It's doesnt matter if you dont consider them ugly. If you are +18 and KHV, you're perceived as ugly person and you tell that those who posted are not but society labels them as social rejects and freaks.
>>27091322
No/yes to SH. Unless someone is catfishing me on lookism...theyre playing a sinking ship.
>>27091330
Why would you give a fuck about what society thinks about you? I just dont care anymore. I know i dont fit in and honestly i dont even want to fit in the society i hate so much.
>>27090826
you got nice eyes and eyebrows senpai
>>27091252
Hey eggman whats up
>>27091419
Nothing much, considering suicide as usual
>>27091330
Not really. Not everyone has underage sex. Its like 50/50 if you didnt get action in highschool
Most good looking people were late bloomers who had a 2nd puberty around 19-22 and the good looking highschool chads are all fat and ugly now and have goblinbodies
>>27091426
why? you at work?
>>27090826
Nottto disu shito agein
Originaru comento
Reporting in /uglygang/
>>27091443
I'm at my 2nd job, yes. Someone took a giant shit all over one of the toilets and I gotta clean it up.
>>27091426
I thought you were already dead son
Good to know the egg hasn't been scrambled yet
>>27091443
Thats not me but I'm 8 hours in to a 20 hour work block and feeling fine besides being exhausted
>>27091461
Not real eggman
His trip ends with oc
>>27089485
I'm pretty normie when it comes to girls, but I'd give up a nut if I could spend the rest of my days with that Finnish goddess
Eggman has it easy, he can easily pull of the "nice guy" persona so he can have friends and even talk to old ladies, he could probably hold down a normal job no problem,
its harder for people who have better looking faces but bad mental issues who know they should be doing better and old ladies are scared of their depressed faces and people look at them like school shooter
looking at eggman you think hes friendly and not a school shooter
>>27091426
How about quitting society?
Im going to quit everything and just hitchhike through america.
Come with me eggy. Be my hobo friend.
>>27090993
Wrong. Girls dont need that shit cuz hundreds of guys will still fug them. While plastic surgery for a guy can make the difference between getting laid or not in his lifetime
Plastic surgeru for women = only 100 men will bang me..waaah...i want 1000 men and chad
Plastic surgery for men = 0 to 3 lays if hes lucky
>>27091528
She's mongoloid tho.
>>27089691
he used meme magic and made it. didn't you see his motivation video?
how do i into meme magic for personal gain?
>>27089463
>those 'different' eyes
>non protruding lips
>white
>tall
Fuck this guy
>>27091426
please do kill yourself
you aren't welcome here
>>27091426
Commit it, normfagger
>>27091499
how do you make it? how far is work? can you at least go home quickly to sleep?
when do you do laundry, cooking, errands etc..
>>27091563
Thats completely wrong. Your view of the world is just twisted.
The point is that plastic surgery (for the sake of cosmetics) is degenerate. And women are degenerate so i kinda expect them to get plastic surgery. But as a man? Fucking kill yourself, piece of shit.
>>27091695
It's all in your head.
I use mental strength to break through the pains, but it's also why I'm unstable.
I commute anywhere from 40-60 minutes a day depending on traffic.
I eat fast food and do laundry when I have a day off.
>>27091741
Please come with me >>27091556
>>27091461
Eggman, I was just watching some of your videos, and you said you were planning to live off your savings for a year.. What happened?
>>27091741
i wany to know about the final video that you will get some help from a doctor. how did it go?
also where are the links to the podcasts?
>>27091439
Second blooming around 19-22? It's more like 24-26 nowadays.
>>27091789
I would actually love to do that this summer once my apartment lease is through. I'm gonna junk my shitheap and live in a used car and drive around.
>>27091790
I went to Canada and spent too much money. Lost my job after the shooting ordeal and had to live off money for a while, and then I had a job that ended up not paying me my wages.
So I ended up going through my savings and then going into debt before I could get my 2 jobs.
Now I work 80 hours a week to afford life and pay off my debts.
>>27090735
>indian charlie kelly
>>27091855
I'm on my parents insurance so I'm getting things worked out concerning that, my parents live a few hours away and they don't know why I need their insurance info for my treatment.
I always hide my feelings from everyone except the internet so I haven't told them about anything.
>>27091567
I know the Finns are Mongols meme, but still turns my dick to diamonds. Hot women, cute language.. what's not to love?
>>27091876
Damn...
You still planning on doing it someday?
Have you ever considered moving to somewhere cheap like Bali? You can live in that country with modern luxuries for like over a year with $8,000...
>>27091876
>Lost my job after the shooting ordeal
kok
>>27091876
Just do it forever. Fill up a backpack with camping equipment and leave. No more bills, no more pressure, no nothing. Just you and the road.
We can hop freight trains and then hop off when were in a city and panhandle and dumpsterdive for a bit and then hop back on a freight train.
And then we find a dog and he will go everywhere with us and we set up camp in the woods with a campfire and sleep under the stars forever
>>27090278
why do you have a phone plan and internet if you're poor you fucking piece of shit?
>>27090388
honestly, either ultra lose weight or get a chin reduce thing if needed then use make up, just that brown shit but low sens. Fake chad in the making but will require alot of work. Being a man does
>>27091912
Please off yourself or get killed by a pack of niggers. I fucking hate seeing you on this board more than anything you stupid normie fraud.
>>27092040
I love how that is actually a part of his life now. If he was to tell his lifestory to someone he would have to include the school schooting lol
>>27090388
you're just fat
eggman is actually worse because he barely looks human.
eggman looks like he got toxic waste dumped on him as a kid
>>27092059
Because they are necessary for work and life? Are you aware I work at a cell phone company where owning a smartphone is required?
>>27092101
Hes in this thread you know.. calm down.
>>27091912
>I always hide my feelings from everyone except the internet
this is gold eggman moment
>>27091876
>Lost my job after the shooting ordeal
oh god my sides
I just took this, the only people that have complimented me in my life have been my mom, mom's friends and my granny
Am I egg tier or better?
Looking at it again I think I might have a lazy eye
>>27091709
you are such a retard fuck off back to pol
when youre in the same thread as the legendary Egg man
>>27092154
eggman are you mad at me for turning you into a meme?
i was the guy responsible for starting the eggman appreciation threads btw
i don't make threads about you anymore tho. the eggman meme took off on its own
>>27092154
It's a shame you're too poor to afford a hairpiece, they're practically indistinguishable from the real thing nowadays. I guess you'll have to settle for the bald egg look.
>>27092191
Great contribution to the discussion. Well constructed arguments and thought out opinions. You definitely convinced me and i look at this topic in a completely different way now. Thanks for the eye opener. Youre brilliant.
Loser. Cut yourself and never ever stop.
>>27092154
get a new job? fuck you're retarded
>>27092281
your opinions are retarded and so are you
looks are everything. improving your looks will make people treat you better in real life.
>>27090826
kill yourselff now before you get uglier
>>27092287
Just like that right? Just get a new job!
Free jobs everywhere!
Boomer detected. Kill yourself.
>>27090735
Are you fucking still here or have you became a meme, seriously fuck off back to soc they seem to put up with you there you pedantic fuck
>>27091203
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>>27092329
the guy has had three fucking jobs. he has the experience employers are looking for.
>>27091459
You look like this guy I knew, but with cancer.
>>27092304
Altering your body through plastic surgery doesnt make you beautiful, it makes you a fake faggot. Fake is degenerate. You dont actually look like that. People will treat you worse if they know youre fake.
Life isnt a fucking fashion show. Just deal with what you have you insecure faggot. Men arent pretty.
>>27092405
>People will treat you worse if they know youre fake
Not that anon but is this true that people treat you differently if they know about your plastic surgery?
>>27092444
Ofcourse. It means you are actually ugly and so insecure about it that you got plastic surgery for it.
>>27092444
nope. don't listen to him. read any article from a person who went from being deformed/ugly to being decent through plastic surgery and they will tell you their quality of life improved significantly.
>>27092405
>Just deal with what you have you insecure faggot. Men arent pretty.
>"thanks bro
I was getting sick of all the people laughing at my face or avoiding looking at it every time I went out and it was seriously affecting my mentall well being, but now that you said that it's all okay. thank you for your words of wisdom"
you absolute fucking scumbag
>>27091876
>Lost my job after the shooting ordeal
I don't believe you.
I hate the moors for invading spain and infesting my genepool with fucked up hair
>>27092190
your eyes do look slightly uneven, but if thats the worst they get then theyre fine. Youre quite cute man
>>27092547
>the opinion from the fake retard himself
Totally not biased right. Those women that get plastic surgery to look like a literal barbie doll think theyre great too. Meanwhile everyone is laughing at them.
>>27089485
looks like my gf
v2.0
>>27092659
>going from deformed to non-deformed means you are fake
I have a fucked up immune system that makes me skin look like ground beef. Also, I have a fucked up nose. I'm a pretty ugly motherfucker.
>>27092680
Yo his forehead is FUCKING huge, man..
You could write a fucking novel on that thing. Dayum.
>>27092239
Nope. The meme life is the life for me.
>>27092287
I'd love to but I'm too retarded to do anything beyond minimum wage.
>>27092345
I've discovered a genderbending potion. All it takes is rocking my hair down. This product can be yours for $0.00. Now I will just need to clone myself first and refrain from taking it again. With my hair up, now neither of us will be virgins!!
>>27092588
Thats not you and what you said didnt happen. Stop lying.
And by the way, theres plenty you can do to look better. Get a haircut, get fit, get fashionable.
But all of that is too hard for you right? Thats why you wanna take the quick way out. Why would you work for sixpack abs if you can just get ab implants? Faggot.
And dont even try to tell me "hurr you cant change your face!". Nobody cares that your jawline is shit. Nobody cares about your jewnose. Its just your autistic insecurities.
Hang yourself faggot.
>>27092700
If you take plastic surgery yes youre fake.
>>27092843
>Nobody cares that your jawline is shit. Nobody cares about your jewnose. Its just your autistic insecurities.
that's part of the problem mang. nobody cares about you = shitty life. if someone cared about you, you would not be on this board posting this garbage.
>>27092794
you look like a colez morph, mirin horizontal punching power
>>27091203
Maxim is at it again
>>27092907
You really dont get the point. ITS FAKE. ITS NOT YOU. YOURE NOT PRETTY.
If you dont care about that and its just about what you experience, why arent you just doing cocaine 24/7 and live in fucking lala land (shoutout to egg).
>>27091203
you look like a cross between roger federer and nico rosberg
>>27092794
now you look like liam gallagher
why do you look like famous people so much
>>27092750
I wish you would drop dead.
>>27092750
I'll pay to fix your car if I get to fuck your GF
>>27093396
offer her that deal and you may get somewhere
>>27089463
hed be less repulsive if he werent super bald, desu
hey eggman i made this thread on /b/ because i'm bored and could use a laugh at your expense >>>/b/673442656
Eggy do you ever get recognized irl?
>that feel when you met eggman only once and you never got to be friends with him
>>27093533
recognized as an alien?
>>27093570
shut the fuck up you blasphemous faggot
>5'9
>Negro facial structure, but with Jew nose
>Pasty ass Irish skin
>Curly as fuck black hair with a thinning hairline
>Eyes so shit I need glasses
>Nose is deformed inside, so I have to mouthbreath; insurance won't cover a fix
Never racemix, folks. It results in abominations like me.
At least I'm not Canadian.
>>27092960
Woah I havent heard that word since the dawn of puahate. Never found out what he looks like.
>>27093082
Maybe the soul and body arent so different
Maybe if we think, we briefly become
MAYBE I'M A LION
>>27092971
Lol whos that dopey eyed slavish retard
The hat camouflages my huge egg man tier head
>>27094372
Doe mij maar lamskotelletjes anon
>tfw u look like you have aids+cancer+cokeaddiction
>>27095084
Shorter hair, maybe even a buzz cut would do you wonders. As it is now, you look too much like Ken.
>all these attractive or semi-attractive normies posting "omg i'm so ugly ;___:" for attention
I hope you all die
>>27095084
You're so beautiful, I wouldn't even care if you killed me.
>>27095084
You look like a young ,blond Willem dafoe
>>27090824
He could pass as one of those rare light skinned Inidans.
>>27095084
Holy shit model tier
>>27095084
Do you have a brow ridge?
everyone in this thread:
fuck off back to /soc/
you all look normal
eggman is by far the ugliest on this board and probably the whole internet not counting people with actual deformeties
>>27096209
>eggy the ugliest
>not this disgusting mongoloid
>>27090826
>>27096241
he's just fat there's really nothing wrong with him besides that
eggman has
>dead droopy eyes
>big ass forehead
>disgusting oily skin complextion
>is white
>fat
>long narrow nose
and the list goes on
>>27096286
that guy has
>dead droopy eyes
>big ass forehead
>disgusting oily skin complextion
>is white
>fat
>enormous shrek nose
fat anon wins in a landslide
>>27096312
how can you tell his forehead is big?
also im not seeing the dead eyes on that guy. if you look closely you can see he still has some hope
I like how everyone in this thread isn't even ugly and there are some 7/10s posting for attention. Meanwhile, truly ugly people like me...
>>27096464
Post pics fagit
>>27092638
You literally look like my Indian neighbors autistic kid
That kid got in trouble for drinking his own piss yesterday at school.
>>27091252
Lol faggot. You should've followed through with your suicide. No one cares about your shills for YouTube views. Die already. Fucking cancerous. You are the reason r9k has become infested with normals.
>>27091881
Holy shit. Anon speaks the truth.
Fishing thread? Fishing thread.
>>27090379
Make an android version
>>27099157
nah android sucks dick
>>27089666
Thank satan
>>27099717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49eRrsDIXAQ
>>27089788
slavs fuckin shit up
>>27090388
your acne isn't that bad
you can shave a beard
you can lose weight
fuck you
>>27099759
lol fuck off you attention whoring slut
I fucking hate being ugly. Nobody will hire me for a job because I'm 5'4 and have a gigantic nose and a lumpy head in general. I always look like the sore thumb in my friend group because they're all above average and I'm like a 2/10. I didn't even lose my virginity til I was 17 because of it.
Go to /soc/ you fucking normies.
>>27100507
>I didn't even lose my virginity til I was 17 because of it.
nigger I lost my virginity at almost 22 years old and I'm a normal height
>Looks aren't that big of a deal
>Look at me, I'm not even that attractive anyways
>Just work on the things you can change, man
>I know your pain
>tfw only 6 feet
>We're in this together
>>27100571
go get checked for autism
i might have it
Not gonna post a pic, but I always get made fun of for my cheekbones. Normies say they could break walnuts open on them, and claimed I was always squinting like I'm on the hunt for wild animals all the time. My friend had a bottlecap shaped face that tapered off and got slim near his chin, so the Chads would yell "Alien vs Predator!" during the wrestling unit in gym.
The first and last time I got a Tinder match, this bitch thought it was funny to make fun of my squarish face. Her jokes were terrible, but I was sick of her tracing around my head with her finger and essentially mocking me. Thankfully it was right after sex, so I just got up and left.
Is pooinloo/10 worse than eggman?
>>27100686
Kek look at this fucking Chad complaining about his chiseled face
Fuck off m8
I'm literally a 1/10
I'm just slightly better looking than eggman but still hideous. I avoid looking in the mirror or takeoff pictures of myself
I spent a year exercising in hopes of looking as best as I could, despite looking gross in the face, my body did look pretty good. There was a girl at my gym who would occasionally glance over at me when I was lifting, so I had gotten up some hope. I made chit chat with her for a couple weeks, which included making my intentions slightly known. My fucking face when she chose my friend - a literal 400 pound neet, all because he has charisma, he's fucking gross. I haven't lifted a weight since and I've ballooned to past 400 pounds. Oh yeah, my former "friend" is muscular now and lives in Hawaii working as a surfing instructor.
>>27090826
just lose weight you whiny faggot your face is perfectly fine
>>27100744
Square faces are good? Doesn't fucking seem that way when both genders have mocked me for it. My younger brother gets a lot more female attention than I do, his cheeks are puffier and gets called cute constantly. All of my success is fleeting.
>>27089463
right here unfortunately :(
>>27100739
i want to pour milk in ur hair so it looks super white and moist u hot lad
fuck its irrestitable
>>27100753
Faggot? I came here for consoling from anonymous, don't you dare call me a faggot you fricking stinker.
>>27100686
whoops, that's *bottleneck shaped face
Even he had girlfriends, I texted them a lot and they confirmed it. I think he had like 3 gfs in high school for fuck's sakes.
>>27100787
So I shouldn't shave my head then haha, I was going to do it next week.
Last year I weight 600 pounds (no pooin') and I didn't want to lose weight the hard way, so I met with a shady doctor and I got chemotherapy done - all the pounds melted off. Now I weigh around 300 pounds and can move around pretty well, even though I am still on disability for my ruined knees, things are looking up. I was thinking of seeing an escort this weekend.
I don't even look natural
>>27100853
The fact that you have to use that filter makes me think you look even worse when the filter is off.
>>27100868
I do. I can't even stand looking at my face normally.
>>27100888
Trips mean you HAVE to post your IRL face dew it.
>>27100888
Trips confirm, this man is the ugliest one on the entire planet
>>27100905
No, I don't want any connection to this place known.
>>27100931
:0
>>27100956
Post your face you ugly freakshow
I'm just 5'6" and fat
>>27100998
O-ok but pleas be gentle.
>>27100606
I've been seen by a psychiatrist before and he said I was fine
>>27089637
That's what happens when you leave the cathedral quasimodo.
>>27092794
your eyebrows are scary
who /fat/ here?
i would probably be handsome if i had a jawline
>>27089691
The normies would have to admit they drove him to suicide with the false school shooting accusation, so they prefer to hold still and pretend eggman doesn't exist.
>>27101256
why don't you just lose weight?
it's easy, I swearit won't make your social/romantic life better though
>>27101329
im working on it. recently garnered the willpower to not stuff my face, i live with my grandparents and they buy sooo much junk food, donuts cookies mini muffins little debbie etc etc, hard to be a room away from all that when you're a binge eater, ive been feeding big piles of it to the raccoons in the backyard, it's killing my grandparents too but they refuse to see that
>>27101402
try riding a bike too desu
>>27101429
i actually walk around my neighborhood, a complete circle around is about a 90 minute walk and its very cathartic
>>27092052
youtube money and donations from newfags redditors who think they will become part of the r9k cool club are keeping him from joining you on your miserable adventure
Please end my fucking life.
>>27101920
You could easily land a low-tier Chad bf
About to head out for some poker.
How cringy do I look?
>>27101994
Here's a "normal" version from a few months ago.
>>27102005
no profesionals pls
