Maybe the reason you don't have a gf is because you spend all your time here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MoK9E3jVF0
>>27088999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eHVhLTtwei
>>27089102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02kL1IERs9p
>27088999
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MoK9E3jVF0
going to sleep crying now.
I hope I dont wake up
no pain only dreams
I have an ugly ass face and when I try to go out and better my social skills and personality, I fuck it up and people never let me live things down, it seems like people hold on to this kind of shit like "oh anon remember 10 years ago you stuttered lolololol" and then Chad basically has a speech impediment moment and "lolololol Chad is such a perfect guy" five seconds later and it only lowers my self esteem by failing when I try my best, MY FUCKING BEST IS NOT ENOUGH WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I WANT A SOCIAL LIFE BUT I CANT DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14KhCndHtQv
I got this in a thread a few months ago and I listen to it everyday. femanom if you're here...Please say my name, Please.
>>27088999
Sasuga op
>>27090351
High school detected
Nice bait. If anyone here could manage to get a girlfriend, they wouldn't be here shitposting.
>>27090471
Pretty much this. Anyone complaining about that kind of shit obviously is underage
>>27088999
As starting for now, I must spend only one day a month here.
Maybe, I'll feel the need to do something else, something productive.
Or maybe not. Will see.
>>27088999
gave me shivers I'm sad now
>>27090260
annoying
>>27090431
kekked
keep 'em coming
>>27088999
Why do you have to do this to me?
>>27088999
ITT: A bunch of normlfags getting 'feels' because some roastie recorded a voice message.
>selfish roastie
FUCK OFF
>>27088999
This makes me fucking cringe hard. I can stand these voices
>>27090740
Wish I felt the same. For me they're literally JUST fuck my heart up.
I could get a gf easily but I'm to boring to keep one
>>27090765
Are you really that fucking pathetic? I mean I'm a 23 year old balding neet and I don't even feel like that
Those things seem so awkward to record. Like what if your dad walks in on you saying that shit family?
And I'm quite happy just got a $24k scholarship nigga <3
>>27088999
this just sounds creepy...
>>27090795
>Are you really that fucking pathetic?
Yes apparently. Like I said, I wish I wasn't.
>>27090260
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PBwDdnctya
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g0fJXhsg6Y
i just want a gf
>>27088999
You can tell she's fat and ugly just by the sound of her voice.
>>27091592
She sounds like the kind of girl that wants to spend your weekends cuddling
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l70X6RetrH
Maybe its my orgasm noise...
>>27091031
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g0fJXhsg6Y
I'll be your grill :3
>>27090724
But she's only selfish when it comes to you.
>>27088999
>that fucking pleb tier shit stacy voice
This should be classified as ear rape
>>27088999
http://voicespice.com/Player.aspx?c=p&h=8A47AE9D&j=24198#.VuK1pUU8anM
>>27091986
What in the total fuck?
>>27090431
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s14KhCndHtQv
that literally sounds like a 9 year old boy
>>27091986
Obviously a Australian
Roasties on steroids watch
>>27088999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ytsXxMxG5
>>27091871
Oh please God no
>>27088999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WKHHT16R15
>>27091031
demolition D?
>>27093291
Jesus fucking christ kill it, what is that abomination
>>27088999
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eHVhLTtwei
she sounds beautiful
>>27088999
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s14KhCndHtQv
This is the most vain shit I've ever heard on this board. There are girls here who unironically believe they are the solution to a robot's life, not being self-aware of how cringy they sound when they record this saviour complex shit.
>>27091031
Demo's voice doesn't sound so nasally and is lower pitched.
>>27088999>tfw no big tittie white gf that'll take me away from my shitjugs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yi0kVkhOV8
This one's for you, babe ;)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10jhj9oRHjL
Did I do it right
>>27096063
I liked it, Anon. I liked it a lot
>>27091871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L1aXaZ2MDT
>>27096215
Thanks I tried my best.
Besteru
I'm not even one of you sad fucks but this one really hurt.
>>27091986
>>27093291
BLACK ROASTIES MATTER
Does this shit actually make you sad?
>all that time on the internet could have been spent on me :)
God that's cringeworthy. I would get sick of being around one of these whores after 5 minutes.
>inb4 lol virgin
I've had two gfs before. They're just annoying. Women have no interests at all that aren't completely surface level, for the appearance of being "interesting".
>>27088999
These trips.
But really,
>that gum chewing smacking speak
No.
>come on, sit
Woof! Good dog!
Beef is roasting on an open fire.
>>27093291
Some of you Vegans are alright, don't go down the Whole Foods tomorrow, k.
