here is some bread in the shape of a rose
>>27088602
The texture looks pretty good
>>27088602
Thats nice. Thanks for sharing.
>>27088602
How do you call this kind of bread?
in israel is Hala bread which is my favorite but they only sell it one weekends for Saturday(shabat) for the Kiddush
>>27088685
half those weren't even words ya dolt
>>27088685
if i wanted jews in my thread i would have asked for advice on my investments
>>27088696
It's words in hebrew, just replace Kiddush with Sanctification( Although it's probably not the right word for it) ya fool
>>27088634
I saved the picture too.
robot is r9k
>>27088944
You're dumb. Just go to the reddit board and stop spamming threads that get deleted.
I swear I get so depressed whenever I see images of well prepared food.
A few years ago I tried to become a good cook so at least I could have something good in my life. Made a few omellettes and thought they were pretty nice so I offered to make one for my parents.
My dad took a bite and his first words were 'holy fuck son, did a chicken lay these eggs or did you just make them from Colonel Sanders' asshole'. Then he spat it out in an unfairly dramatic way just to humiliate me.
Still afraid to cook, frozen pizza most nights for me
>>27089222
Maximum kek I'm sorry for laughing at your feels anon but that is a hilarious story. Your dad is bro tier, in the sense that I would hang out with him and probably have a good time.
>>27089190
i'm not making the threads you moron, also the reddit is dead, and i have all i wanted already
>>27089313
>and i have all i wanted already
Then why are you asking for concert photos when they are on the reddit?
>>27088602
here is some rose in the shape of a bread
It's usually around the weekend that it occurs; no matter the season, cultural events, political situation or anything else - there's always that one guy who thinks it's time for it:
"Hey guize, let's talk about rose! I wasn't sure whether I should do it subtly or not, the point is, I need my weekly dose of rose!"
That statement is of course inevitably followed by a minimum of 10 posts of "sage sage sage your sage, saging down the sage", "bad news for you guys, its a tarp", "inb4 attention whore spamming". The 'regulars' report in, who knows, maybe martin even has a new and horribly boring video to share.
There are many expressions of dedication, infatuation, obsession and instability you can expect to behold in the coming hours. There's that guy that always posts pictures of Alice Glass. He lives in Ireland, has no problem telling you that and linking you to his arsenal of trite, nauseating fan songs dedicated to rose herself. I think he's called Patrick; while he be annoying not only to the threads, but to rose herself on youtube, he is comparatively tame.
You'll agree with that assessment once you witness the vortex of narcissistic drivel that is martin. martin likes to talk about how he thinks he's God, cut himself and show his genitals on the internet; in the little spare time this leaves him, he enjoys playing video games that he's absolutely no good at so he can record his game play and upload the material for the delectation of his "fans" - an audience that has by now shrunken to approximately two (in numbers: 2) people who get some sort of probably sadistic pleasure out of watching martin's mental capacity self-implode at astronomically slow speed. For a time, martin used to be really into the whole rose thing - like a child that feels it isn't given enough attention, he will not hesitate to write small novels about how rose threads were his idea in the first place, how he is the one and only important person in them, how both her fame and downfall were the direct result of his premeditated (years in advance! what an inspiration he is) and conscious actions. He graciously overlooks that his former obsession looks cute, almost healthy in comparison to Brian's.
Brian is the archetype of internet adoration that leads to (almost?) criminal infatuation. He is a former navy seal and has 300 confirmed kills; once he stopped working for the government, the skills he gained needed to be put to good use, and he decided to focus them on rose. With surgical accuracy he tracked every last part of her online presence down (well, he thought he did, anyway), and did not fail to document his every thought on the matter meticulously. He traced her, found her full name, and thought it would be a dynamite idea to talk to her. For some reason, no one is exactly sure why, rose didn't reciprocate his interest. She thought it may have been a bit much; even though his offer of 1000$ to her for making and sending him a pornographic video of herself was rather generous, she felt she both had to decline that and request that he stop pursuing her. Brian responded by going into a state of psychosis, spending months afterwards maybe fantasizing, at any rate thinking about raping her and killing himself. In the end, martin didn't think Brian was very cute, and so he gently reminded Brian that his actions may not have been entirely sane. Since then, Brian has not been spotted in another rose thread.
>>27089338
duuuuh he is breeding stalkers
ruse coming through
>>27089399
ewww tranny bread, will it turn me gay if i eat it?
>>27089553
naaah ye tots wrong cuntbag
> thread /hijacked/
or
> disguised from the get go
Crafty either way
>>27090123
not OP, but it was disguised. /rose/ threads with bread pics were common when we wanted to be subtle on /b/
>>27090143
And now what will you do? meme?
>>27090304
>And now what will you do?
must I do anything? I was just answering your question
>>27090340
You are here, aren't you? Why are you here?
>>27090359
everytime I open the browser, my hands automatically type "4chan.org/r9k/rose"
it's maladapted muscular memory, like a street fighter move you always execute badly
>>27090398
Never been to 4chan before knowing about rose.
Now, if I type 4 on chrome on my phone it takes me to r9k catalog...
Every once in a while I browse the board before going to sleep if there's no active rose thread.
>>27088602
>here's your bread bro
But his generosity of spirit lives on in these threads in characters like anon moose. He is a little rascal, combining traits of martin and Brian. moose likes attention a lot, and usually spends his time in rose threads giving out misinformation and lies in order to garner it. His fictions more often than not involve him unraveling the mystery that surrounds rose, uncovering extremely private information about her no one before him has been able to find, and holding sway over her that no one else could hope to have, including anyone and everyone from her private life. The more sober people agree that he is full of shit, considering that he has never contributed a shred of anything at all.
pierre thinks moose is a genius and would like to follow in his footsteps. He enjoys pointing out that he has only been there for about four months and declaring that he should be considered a neutral and objective party for similar reasons. His favorite pastimes include drawing attention to his identity, being neutral like Switzerland and reiterating every single bit of what he considers non-canon information about rose to make sure it disseminates properly.
Pedro at last is an amalgamation of the celebrities mentioned above. His take on rose consists of attraction not limited to her physical appearance, suppressed and rarely - but if, then vehemently - expressed sexual desire, and talking about his life, which he feels sucks a big one. He is utterly frustrated that he can't make contact with her, even though he is thoroughly convinced that she wouldn't care about him anyway. He's not sure whether she received the book he sent to what he thinks is her parents' (or at least some close relatives') residence.
>>27088602
>/rose/ thread get in here rosebud
Mods: *finger on the trigger*
>here is some bread in the shape of a rose
Mods: "lol, wtv rocks your boat weirdo"
Topmost shelf
Then there is Heaven. He doesn't like any of the guys above. He's been here for years, knows most of what happened and thinks people in rose threads are largely idiots. Their shenanigans and self-absorption seem distasteful and detrimental to him. He would prefer if rose threads stopped.
Heaven does like Obli though. Obli used to announce his presence by making his first post "obligatory sage.", but he since changed this to making a post with a specific picture entitled "epitome". It's unclear why he is in these threads; he usually spends his time st-stuttering some of his comments, whiteknighting the place up and hinting that he has material he won't share, claiming thats because he was given that material by someone else and doesn't feel entitled to distribute. This enrages some of his fanboys, who mostly also post as Heaven and don't contribute anything to the threads except their groveling begging. They probably don't realize it, but they're feeding obli's ego, who might not have masturbatory thoughts about rose, but probably about "not delivering.
One of obli's friends enjoys posting pictures of Kristen Stewart; this baffles everyone but himself. His interest in these threads is unclear, but he periodically declares that he loves the people they attract. He studies something sciency and likes jogging.
>>27091156
it's a trick learned from the old days when rose was on /b/. there was a short period when they started deleting every thread
>>27089338
~10 years later,
still standing in the crowd.
???good bye???
The rest of the people in rose threads are largely insignificant; every now and again, someone from the past shows up, and some new guy will try to mimic the pseudo-cryptic declarations about having unearthed the ultimate rose treasure trove. Let me save you some time and give you a word of warning here: rose threads are a maze of smoke and mirrors. They are filled with trolls, most of whom troll themselves as well as the rest of the thread, and people stroking their ego about being in control over material they will tell you they will not share ever. The rest of the threads consists of beggars, non-rose posters who unsuccessfully try to derail the thread with boxy, gore and other trash posts, and the (sometimes persistent) deluded ones who tell themselves and anyone who listens that they are going to move close to rose, get into her life and force her to accept them, or otherwise destroy her.
When will this end? No one knows. The crowd changes, but the subject is fixed; she has attracted these people for close to a decade, and there is no shortage of new guys. Soon she will be 30, and may at some point vanish from the internet altogether. Some fear she even may settle down, have a family and be happy. The rose posters will be left with memories that become staler and dimmer, and the feeling that they lost something. And that will be the end of it, and no one will remember anything but the loss they felt and a yearning that is left unfulfilled.
>>27088602
Too many carbs for one meal but pretty nonetheless
>>27089338
>rose will never point at you and yell
WHY LIVE
>>27091383
apparently hardcore sucks, so it should be easy to make a band she would see
>>27091383
>rose will never point at you and yell
track her down then shout her full name and run at her with a knife, should achieve the desired effect
>>27091450
and all we'd have to do is buy a bunch of distortion pedals and come up with a really edgy name
who's in?
>>27091450
Problem is it's fucking hard to listen to
There are even mainstream artists more enjoyable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3SqUUoJjW8
>>27091542
pfffft i'm already waaay ahead of you
even got a name and everything
>>27091643
nice
is it the n8s?
>>27091547
you sheepy sheep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB1wgkVsopQ
>>27091668
the perfect name was right in front of us this whole time
shout out to sympathetic!
>>27091690
>you sheepy sheep
No not really. I'm a very poli listener.
Been listening to a lot of alt rock lately. Good vibes man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydslHzRaMo
Btw fuck namefags.
>>27091712
the perfect name for the perfect band
a mixture of every shitty type of music rose likes
can we pull it off?
>>27091745
this is factory food, from the tubes of the machine straight into your sheepy mouth.
do you have any idea how many bands like this exist? do you even hear how you are being manipulated? do you know how blind you are? hey man wake up nigga. wake the fuck up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kso9IU7_yy8
hey everybody! what's up?
>>27091690
i literally don't know a single album or band that he mentioned in that video
>>27091773
dude i really reallly like my name and i'm surprised sympatrick didn't take it
it's mine now
>>27091833
dear lucky worm
don't stick your head out
shit is bad
terra bad
badly baddy
>>27091816
Why are you over analyzing something simple? Music is supposed to transmit a feeling. Happiness, sadness, anger, what have you. It doesn't matter if the artist is using the pachelbel chords, or not being original. You may think your so cool because you listen to underground bands and that those bands make a sound that no one produced before. Whatever dude, it doesn't make you cool it just makes you a pretentious fuck. If it sounds good to my ear, I'll enjoy it. This isn't fucking engineering, it's music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PERf5un2nC0
>>27089338
No one noticed Nate on the right.
>>27089338
why is she such a whore, bros?
just want to break her skull in, following her after the concert and cornering her in the back alleyway
>>27091950
That's not Nate. However Tom Hiddleston appears to be in the front row
>>27091932
why are you not? i mean life is simple. breathe, find food, watch out for the dark and pointy stuff, bretty easy. why analyze anything? ja waste of time really. when you with your hippy thoughts of hey man it is just opinion man everything is music, then music becomes useless. dude let's just smoke weed and wank each other off in a circle. what? it's just life man let's just not think about anything man. it's like good and stuff and nothing important. everything is music and everything is art. can't i listen to my feels man?
"i don't know that kids out there can sufficiently understand the depth of industrial effort, and i mean like making a car, that has occurred in the last two years to manufacture lana del rey as a fucking blank slate for the media to just spray ink all over."
ps you are the cool one
>>27091950
except we can't really tell if that's him.
>>27089498
> even though his offer of 1000$ to her for making and sending him a pornographic video of herself was rather generous
why didn't she accept?
>tfw will never be a cute girl and have people offering lots of money for nude
why even live?
>>27092098
dude you such a whiny whore
>>27092047
There are no alleyways, americuck.
imagine railing rose in the ass to this album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiWQAPCYAqo
WHOER STUPID FUCKING WHORE ILL KILL YOU YOU FUCKING ATTENTION TWO-BIT PSEUDO-SOLIPSISTIC FUCKING WHORE STAB STAB STAB CRY CRY CRY HARAARARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27092064
>mean like making a car
Alrite man, you know what? I like you. Your answer made me laugh and I'm not being sarcastic. But your illustration, as funny as it is, is just your over analyzed interpretation. You deprive yourself of something that may sound good to the ear just because you know it came from money. Isn't that hypocritical of you? Who cares? Shouldn't music be judged solely by enjoyability?
When I'm driving in my car and those songs come on the radio I sing along. Do you know why? Because they're enjoyable, I burst out singing along. Fuck mainstream shame. The lyrics don't even matter.
>ps you are the cool one
This is below the argument
>>27092217
who are you? anger issues much?
>>27092243
he's probably pedro
let's talk about rose and her assets
What's the appeal in emo/hardcore? What's the difference between that and working out at the gym or reading the Greeks?
>>27092187
anal with Rose would be disappointing, whilst I love petite body types, her total absence of healthy diet and training, would fail to offer any meaningful amount of muscle to work with at any level of great vigor. the skinny boyfriend she currently had, is better suited to give that pedestrian sexual action her body can accommodate.
>>27092321
why? do you think her small, hank-hill ass looks like cottage cheese? i kinda see what you're seeing. i bet she doesn't wipe thoroughly either.
>>27092306
it's presented in a different medium
>>27092224
you brought up the cool factor not i.
from your words i gather you are a bretty ignorant fella. yeah yeah sure you sing your little heart out but don't come here and think you are anything more than a four legged pillow of meat.
you are a filthy sheep and i can't repsect that.
nice going saying if it feeels goood than it is gooood. you and your sheepy feelings needs to baa aah off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Kfpmlu1sU
>>27092306
no feelings wank in gym or greeks
just real wanks
>>27092058
>>27092078
same nose, same eyebrows and his mouth is open. It's n8n.
>>27089222
Dont give up cooking
Your dad probably had pleb tastes
Practice everyday
>>27092411
except he doesn't appear in any other photo or in the videos. looks like a guy similar to nate from that angle.
besides, we don't know what nate looks like at 31
>>27092411
any picture of n8n?
>>27092344
doubt there's the cottage cheese effect that the chunk chicks are afflicted with, but if you were to hold and pound, the muscle won't be there to cushion the blows, or provide reaction to your throb
>>27092449
>>27092450
>we don't know what nate looks like at 31
>>27092492
post the one where he's sitting on the couch.
How come no one talks about Ashley anymore?
>>27092492
google gave me pakis
>>27091950
They broke up.
>>27092411
he still uses that faggy wrist band too
>>27092518
wow she looks super slutty and just a shallow whore. look how much attention she is craving. my god.
google gave me this
http://www.taringa.net/post/imagenes/18952112/Ashley-Jones-no-la-conoces-Te-la-presento.html
so handsome
so knowledgeable
so persuasive
so suave
*sigh*
>>27092377
>It's not cool to listen to mainstream
>It's cool to listen to ragged noise and be edgy
That's why you do it, isn't it? It's shit but at least you'll fit in with the cool edgy kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipzqdOgpHWU
>>27092566
who is this cute chick?
>>27092551
ya got more? here is more google result
the qtest girl in all of colorado
>>27091821
>what's up?
the sky
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>27092574
>le so quirky and original
>>27092574
cool to who? tell me sheep.
who?
>>27092566
from google.
>tfw you'll never fuck jeanine while nate and peter sit on the couch and watch
>>27092621
cute spic says google
she was so cute
why did she have to leave us?? ;_;
>tfw she'll never serenade you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaiSFOCvQTA
>>27092683
google found somone cutesier
>>27092676
stop with the google result
>>27092714
she cant get a good nose
so sad
>>27092716
ashley's better
>>27092745
i dont feeeel like it
if it feelsgood then its good
>>27092768
crazy girl got fat
when will ashley go fat?
>>27092795
>>27092716
when will ashley get pregnant?
>ywn be an undiscovered genius screen writer, unwavering loved by a qt
>>27092823
fugggg forget pic
what did he (or she) mean by this?
>>27092832
please more nate post
>>27092853
(Love) (you less cool rose)
or
(Love you less) (cool rose)
or
(Love you) (less cool rose)
gotta love the english language
>>27092853
what do you mean by did they mean by this? i dunno?
>ywn wear your sweat band when you go to see your qt gurfs favorite band, so she wont forget who the most talented guitarist is
>>27092566
>>27092551
>>27092492
He always looks so confused.
>>27092932
you have strange dreams you dreaming you
how come ashley had a better butt and bigger tits than rose despite being shorter than her???
>>27092995
more estrogen
>>27092959
I can totally see why rose fell for him (both in appearance and in writing)
>>27093025
they are both very faggy
>>27093025
What a babe.
Where can I find a n8 of my own?
>>27093108
no they aren't
nate is perfect
>>27093117
cornwall.
make sure the n8's parents are upper-middle class and he has good tastes in everything.
>>27093120
he looks unnatural with an open mouth
>ywn play ice hockey with Rose
>why live
>>27093147
of course they should be financially well off to keep us swimming in pepsi max and concert tickets for the rest of our lives
slackjaw and biker gloves are required as well
>>27093340
if you were to have a threesome but could only pick people posted here who would you choose?
>ywn have rose pick out pool tiles for your Californian ranch
>why live
>>27093236
>>27093382
you want a reply? yes?
should i try now?
okay
here i go
>ywn smell roseys warm breath while holding your morning wood
>why live
gooood? bad? huuuh?
>>27093419
>>ywn smell roseys warm breath while holding your morning wood
rose would never do that, and besides she looks down on one-dimensional perverts like yourself
>>27093373
you
ur mum
>>27093445
alright alright let me go again
>ywn hold rosey up as she touches a fifty plus year old hardcore singer
gooood?
>>27093457
thank you
nice to get some appreciation around here
>>27093510
shut the fuck don't quote rose you're not cool
she'll find you annoying and spit you in the face hahahahaha loser
>>27093568
w/e you little tit
me mum and me will wait for ya
bring lube homo
>ywn draw out rose from her in-the-zone CSGO marathon with the smell of your freshly baked battenburg cake
>why live
