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Who /shitgenes/ here? Anon with the shittiest genes win >VERY
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Who /shitgenes/ here?
Anon with the shittiest genes win

>VERY high risk of diabetes, prostate cancer, other RARE types of fatal cancer and heart issues
>Everyone is around 5'4"-5'9"
>4-6 inches dick size
>Disgusting boobs (For females ofc)
>EVERY single male in the family has started balding at 13-14, our family is known to have a severe case of baldness. This results in men who end up bald or with fucked up hair at 16-18. Also females are balding, my aunt is literally almost completely bald.
>inferior brown eyes
>Heavy mental issues running like schizophrenia, severe depression and bipolar disorder

Find me someone with worse genes.
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>males are all around 5'5"
>tallest guy in the whole family, on both sides, is about 5'9"
>ridiculously small hands and feet, dick about 4.5 inches
>fucked up teeth, and underbites
>swolen fat faces despite all being scrawny
>only a few can get facial hair, they're all patchy as fuck

never stood a chance
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>normal height for family is about 6'0-2
>father and his dad are bald, started at 20
>superior blue/green eyes
>tfw I have better genes than my dad, he was bald and a dicklet
>tfw 6 by 5 dick and full head of thick hair
Feels good.
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>>27088838
Why are you posting itt? Why do you fucking normies have to ruin everything?
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>>males in family range from 5'11 to 6'4''
>>light-skinned latinos
>>green/blue/grey eyes usually
>> dark brown hair wavy and around a quarter of the males start balding in late twenties
>>average penis length
>>family is mainly politicians businessmen and cattle ranchers (low intelligence)
>>shoe size 13 american
>>small hands

personally I find it really hard to gain weight

been stuck at 190 no matter how much i lift
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>weak chin
>grandfather has parkinsons
>notice my dad twitching ever now and then
I won't be like my grandfather and be a burden to everyone around me
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>shitty sensitive
>weak immune system
>allergic to fuckton of shit
>elevated heart pressure
>asthma
>not autistic, still socially inept due to childhood, I blame it on genes because eczema fucked over my social life
>Grandfather was over 2 meters tall
>Be 176cm
>Average dick size
>Weird fucking Gary Stu muthafucka straight up orange eyes

Not as much shitgenes as just a sum of my genes because I was bored.
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>>27090246
shitty sensitive skin*

Fucking keyboard.
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>>27088838
>>tfw I have better genes than my dad, he was bald and a dicklet

how do you know your dad's a dicklet
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>Male
>Above 6 foot tall
>Scandi heritage
>Thick blonde hair. No receding hairline what so ever at 23 yrs
>No allergies
>Just slightly above average dong size
>Mixed green / blue eye color
>Very bright white skin, almost albino-tier
>Perfect eye-sight, never needed glasses

No gf in sight though.
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>>27090347
Ur not perfect chad anon :^)
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>Asian
>Born without arms and no legs
>Probably have cancer and will get dementia
>2 inch erect cock
Good luck
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>>27090367
Well no, definitely not. I'm not at all interested in shallow "fuckbuddy" relationships, but i'm afraid girls see me as just that type of guy, a "Chad". As i enjoy working out at the gym, i used to be scrawny 2 years ago but now i'm fairly muscular, and i have this issue where i always look angry and hostile, even if i'm in fact in a very good mood. Well, such is life.
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>hit 18, now 19
>face starts to lose its boyish good looks, widens out and fattens
>have actually lost weight; so, I've lost muscle mass
>fat starts storing around hips/belly and mind starts to fall to women, women, women
>high intelligence diverging into retardation
>balls are big but dick went from 8" to around 6", can't get very hard,have a more noticeable curve, girth from 5.7->5.25
>I actually cut down masturbation so no idea where the curve came from, less pressure too
>speech is starting to slur and cut off, stutter
>eyes went from blue-green to dark, dark green
>left sinus might have deviated enough so that mucus is pooling and I can't breath properly
>height went from 6 'to 5'11, feel like I've got even shorter
>might have onset of heart problems, at risk for testicular cancer and Parkinson's

Maybe it's not the worst but fuck it's like I'm a different person.
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>older males around 5'6-5'9
>both cousins became 6'+
>I'm 5'6
>losing hair fast at 18
>patchy beard
>no one in family has any ambition(including me)
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>Russian/Georgian/Armenian
>was able to grow a majestic beard by 15
I've got nothing to complain about
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>motor tourette's
>fat
>not conventionally attractive
>infertile
>left breast is larger than right
>seasonal affective disorder
> have a genetic predisposition to huntington's disease

fuck
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>>27090347
damn you sound like a person who looks attractive
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I have excellent genes except for the social and emotion parts of my brain.
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