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If one or more of the things in pic related do not apply to you, LEAVE.
YOU DO NOT BELONG ON THIS FUCKING BOARD!
>>27086832
>5'9"
>Almost 6 inches (15 cm)
>Balding hard as fuck
Yeah, guess I belong here after all.
>>27086832
>tfw balding
I always knew I was going to go bald, it runs in my family, so I've had many years to come to terms with it.
It still feels bad tho man
>6'2''
>6.7 inches
>lot of fucking hair
Tfw still kissless virgin at 19
>>27086882
Pretty much this, except my dick is 6.5" and I'm not balding, although I am only 22 so there is plenty of time for that.
>>27086882
You can still pull women, don't worry about it
ive had a receeding hairline for years, and male pattern balding runs in the family on both sides. having said that, i have had a skinhead/ buzzcut since i was 17 so it wont make much difference when my hair finally goes
>>27086832
>6'3"
>5.5" dick
>God-tier hair genetics, only one man on my mothers side of the tree ever went bald and my hair grows ridiculously fast and thick
I'll probably buy into the bath mate meme to try fixing my inferior cock.
>>27086832
Is OP trying to say I can't be here because I'm not a manlet?
>>27087211
bath mate meme? please explain to me.
I'd say if any of those things -do- apply to you, you aren't welcome on this board, because the majority is not going to want your sobby autistic ass shitting up the board.
Wizchan is right that way, shithead.
Those kind of images make me sad because I'm sure someone killed himself because of it.
No, no, no. Its all about confidence sempai. Slang that 4inch dick with pride.
>>27086914
Wear a toupee
> 6'
> 6.5"
> god-tier hair
> everythingless virgin at 25
>>27087014
It doesn't get better.
Why does everyone always forget to mention FAT
Being a fat male also guarantees more hate and less likelihood of getting sex than even a fat woman. It is just as permavirgin-tier
>>27087982
If the op can't decide who's allowed here and who isn't, then neither can you.
Reddit is right that way, shithead.
>>27086832
>tfw 5'8 and kissed over 200 girls in m life... hight doesn't really matter
5'4, 6" dick, balding not really that bad yet but I'm going to have to do something about it soon.
>>27088675
Because fat is a choice. It's under your control. I'm a skelly freak and it's my fault too.
>6'1
>full head of hair
>big dick
Yet no women want me. Suprise suprise
>>27088708
You mean that those 200 girls leaned over to kiss you, right?
>>27086832
none of them apply to me plus I had sex with a gf
fuck you, at least I know I belong nowhere
>inb4 reddit
>inb4 /b/
im a true robot
>5'7"
>5.9 inches with a curvature that makes it look smaller
JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY
c-couldnt I at least have gotten a big dick, I literally have a mini dick,
>>27087019
>pretty much this exept not this at all.
What a fucking retard.
>>27089439
Pretty much this, but I'm 5'11" with a 7" dick
>>27086832
I have none of these problems. Am I a failed normie? Can I kill myself now?
>>27089911
That's not even a big deal. STFU you whiny ass bitches. Yeah you're probably ugly af but you just have to play your position
