>shave my neckbeard off
>get carded
FUCK
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Why doesn't every robot just move to Chernobyl and live as a Stalker?
are you under age?
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>>27086258
the GBP market in Russia is virtually nonexistent and tendies are a rarity
>>27086630
I thought there were lots of russian anons on /r9k/.
>>27086219
>have an acne breakout
>start getting carded
life sucks
>>27086596
no. I had to pull my ID out of my wallet and it was fucking stupid
>>27086630
>chernobyl
>russia
>grow my beard out as best I can for 5 weeks
>get carded
>>27086219
>Dont drink or smoke like a degenerate
>never get carded
Get fucked
>>27086219
>24 y/o manlet
>get carded with full beard
>get carded with lifts
>get carded with suit
>>27087226
no way, post chinpubes
>>27087226
>be 6.2ft
>walk into club with 5.7ft friend
>i get carded and he doesn't
>>27086219
>long flowing hair
>people always compliment it
>get carded
>shave head, expose receding hairline
>never get carded
>full shave beard off for job interview with full suit
>buy alcohol later
>oh can I see some ID
Such is life as a manlet
>finally turn 21
>go to liquor store
>they have never carded me once
Fuck, I could've fallen into alcoholism so much earlier.
7/11 is the only place that doesn't card me for cigs. Feels like everywhere else is just trying to give me a hard time, it's pretty fucking obvious I'm over 18. That and 7/11 just doesn't give a shit, like one time they did ask for ID and I said I didn't have it on me and they just sold me the cigs anyways. I've had to pay a homeless man to buy a pack for me when I was traveling and didn't have my ID on hand. Fucking guy made me give him like four cigs too. He was a Neo-Nazi, he showed me his SS tattoo. Who knew the Nazis were such fucking mooches?
>saw some 13 year old kids trying to get alcohol
>they failed
>was 17 at the time
>walk up to cash register
>"They always try, don't they"
>"Haha, yes"
Well, that worked.
