How do you guys measure up?
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How do you guys measure up?
Small of course
>>27085406
She either has gorilla hands or my dick is thicker than I think it is.
>>27085424
I genuinely can't imagine a dick being that small
>>27085406
you do realize that only like 5% of guys will even make king size right?
>>27085406
based on her fingers I think I would fit in "Enormous" even though I would never describe it as that
KONG
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>>27085452
That's okay. Only 10% of men get to sleep with 80% of women.
>>27085446
I wish I could too senpai
Enormous king size, unles she's got giant hands
>>27085406
Small of coursee
>>27085435
This. Those holes all look kind of small.
I have no sense of size when it comes to my penis other than the measurements since i'm a KHV.
So whatever 5.5" girth would fit into i guess.
>>27085559
How's this for comparison
>>27085406
6.5x5.5" is kind of my size but i'll never use it. Oh well.
>>27085503
>>27085452
holy fuck.... now it all makes sense....
Chad is one of the handful/rare with a monster 9.5 inch cock.... but he's constantly fucking all the QTs...
hence why the average girl thinks a 9.5 inch dick is 'normal'
it all makes so much sense now
my dick is pretty big (at least i thought) at slightly over 7.5 inches.... yet my gf said her previous 2 partners were BIGGER than me.... i just thought it was an anomaly
>>27085610
That's a better angle, guess the chick in OP has gorilla hands for sure. I still am in the third one I think (I was unsure about the 4th / 3rd on the first pic).
My dick is bent downwards tho, not that it matters because I'm a lonely virgin as most of you as well.
>>27085610
Yeah, this is easier to see. I am probably between normal and king.
Small. But the average height and dick size got huge this generation and I'm a Manlet that had some rough patches.
>>27085610
A little bigger than average but smaller than KANG size
Wasn't there a rule that had a girl that reacted by how long was your dick
>>27085406
small size would probably be a bit loose
>>27085610
have foreskin therefore atleast king
but not to long just fat
>>27085610
literally nobody has a "mighty" size unless they've injected it with a bunch of silicone bullshit
women are fucking insane
>>27086584
>literally nobody has a "mighty" size unless they've injected it with a bunch of silicone bullshit
MAD DICKLET DETECTED
>>27086616
Why do guys take pictures of flaccid dicks?
>>27086616
like 0.0001% of the population has a penis this big
>>27086669
Top kek, this is what dicklets actually believe
>>27086584
>>27086643
>>27086669
DICKLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>27086943
I don't care about my small dick. I hope that's your dick because saving pictures of cocks is pretty homosexual.
>>27086669
Please tell me you don't actually believe this...
Dicklets will literally never learn
>>27086943
Do you pass out when you get an erection?
>>27086984
Did this one was real?
Like holy shit, either he's a giant or has gigantism on his benis
>>27085406
Super huge dicks are disgusting really.
That thing can't even stand up on its on, it stays down like a dead fish.
My 6.7x5 dick stays hard as a rock and up with a slight upward curve, which is perfect for sex.
I feel as though I wouldn't fit in average, but look small in enormous. Feels bad, man.
>>27087035
>That thing can't even stand up on its on, it stays down like a dead fish.
kek this is what dicklets actually believe
>>27087013
its shopped
domo arigato fuck the roboto
>>27087065
Gg guys. Big dicks will fuck every vagina and stretch it out.
>>27087065
This gif will never not make me feel inadequate.
>>27085406
How do you measure circumference for this? Around the head or middle of shaft?
>>27087104
Don't be sad anon, having a foreskin is better than having that baseball bat.
Only size queens and whores take a dick like that without hurting themselves.
>>27087118
At the base with your balls.
>>27087073
MAD DICKLET DETECTED
>I-It's shooped guys, p-please don't look at my tic tac benis
>>27087104
I have a 7.5incher thats almost as thick as a coke can, you know what sucks? No anal, no blow jobs rare I can pound away as hard as I want its not always the best thing senpai
>>27085406
at 6.25" girth my dick can feed a bit more than a family of 4 according to most spaghetti measuring tools
>>27086984
lol, the dick in this picture gets shooped a size bigger every time i see it.
>>27086616
>cut
lel enjoy your flesh dildo
>>27087139
>implying you have an 8 inch circumference
Sure friendo
>>27087118
thickest point. when you're inside a girl she's going to be stretched to your thickest point.
>>27085406
Actually my dick is not long, but it's not thin at all. I almost sure i'm at least "enormous"...
But i'm astill 22 virgin friendless so that doesen't matter.
>>27087128
But that guy clearly has a foreskin.
I recently measured my pee-pee the correct way, from anus to the tip, and found that I am a whopping 9 inches in length with 5 1/2 inch girth. I suggest everyone measure the correct way.
>tfw you have an enormous schlong
>>27087006
He can't get one. Haha.
>>27088251
Jeez, never even imagined that I would be fucking whopping seven inches when I measured properly, from the ass up to the head and back down to the base. I'm gonna be pounding the girl's cervix. Any femanons interested in a very hung robot? I'll fill you to the brim. Come and worship daddy's big cock.
>>27085406
Average looks too small, but enormous looks too big.
UUUUHHHHHHHH
>>27088251
>>27088413
You guys always know what to say to cheer me up. Thanks.
tbph, I dont even think I want to date girls anymore. I just want a soft sensitive guy now. We can hug, and we can actually experience REAL romance.
Im ashamed to say that Im not a virgin, I have dated two girls. They were all exactly how the strereotype of guys are. They just want sex, they dont care about cuddling or things that come from the heart. It makes me want to cry it really does.
>>27088251
>not measuring from your tail bone
whopping 13 inches here
If i'm king size then that thing is bullshit
small, just kill me.
>>27088251
Girth is measured in a similar way, draw a line going from the eye and around your back and that's your Girth.
>>27087204
Almost senpai, just some info longest dick in the world 13.5 inches, longest clit is almost 12
HOW DOES YOUR DICK MEASURE UP?
>>27089009
I don't think you actually know what 7"+ girth looks like. Someone post that freaky fat mutant dick.
>>27085610
Yeah, somewhere between normal and king.
ALSO, /BIG DICK/ GENERAL
>>27089014
that dick looks 7" at most
>>27089062
lolangels
>>27089079
MEASURED CORRECTLY IT IS AT LEAST 13
who else /14cm dicklet/ here?
>>27089110
are you like 8'0" then? that's the only way it would make sense for that dick to be any longer than 7". seriously, 7" is being generous it looks 6"
>>27089151
THAT'S NOT MY DICK, BUD
THIS IS THE ONLY DICK WOMEN REALLY DESERVE.
>>27089121
measure correctly, anus to tip
>>27085610
those holes all look really big
even the small one
fuck
>>27089172
seriously why are there so many irrelevant tripfaggots trying to make a name for themselves on /r9k/? my filter list is getting long and i browse 5-6 boards but all of my tripfag filters are from /r9k/
>>27086984
It just keeps getting bigger. Pretty soon it'll be over her shoulder.
>>27089209
My sides I was thinking they looked small, when I was a teen and fucking I tried tons of condoms could never get them on then I found trojan xxl still snug but its something
>Dick too big for normal condoms
>Too small for Magnums
The struggle is real
>>27090608
I use trojan XL, didnt know about them for years its kinda snug but better then trying to cram a silver dollar in a quarter slot machine
>>27086943
That's literally elephantitus. kys.
Fucking porn and the Internet have twisted women's view on what the avarage/actual penis size is.
Pretty much every guy has the avarage size, but women think that that's tiny because they see porn cocks and hear about those being the normal or good size
>>27087165
>at 6.25" girth my dick can feed a bit more than a family of 4 according to most spaghetti measuring tools
I feel like a hot pic or story or something could be made out of this
>>27090625
Thanks Anon. I'll have to head to Walgreens later and buy them from the prettiest cashier in the store.
>>27089014
this scale makes no fucking sense gtfo
>>27089062
Lol that cut tube
>>27088251
>this niggas never heard of "bone-pressed"
>>27091089
Yeah you've gotta measure from the tip of the tail bone.
who /2.2 inches erect/ here?
>>27091089
my way adds multiple more inches and substantially more girth
>>27086984
it gets bigger every fucking time
>>27091228
Not sure what I measure in at.
>>27091228
>>27091309
wtf how does this happen?
>>27091371
Literally low test
>>27091309
At least being that small won't make wearing panties a chore. Like for real, big dicks are shit tier for women clothes.
>>27091309
Hahahahaa, holy shiiit. Damn, didn't think they were real. Thought shit like that was photoshopped ahahahh
>>27091371
a really unfortunate puberty
>>27091396
this too
>>27091415
If i don't tuck it kind of just recesses inside of me. My nuts do too.
>>27091422
Well they are. It's hard to masturbate sometimes.
>>27091422
Not the same guy, but they're not that rare.
I've had several chances to have sex but I turned down every girl because of my dick.
>>27085406
6.5" x 5.5" here
I get off on small penis humiliation, too bad I'm too big for that
tfw king size thick but 6.5''
who /chode/ here
>>27085406
I can't get the head of my dick into a toilet paper tube, I can't tell for sure the size of those holes because of perspective.
7 in length
5.7 circumference
I've always assumed it's meh average, but studies and women I've slept with claim it's bigger than 90% of penises out there. Feels weird.
>>27091682
0 x 0.9 is still zero, virgo.
>>27085406
I never used to think i was huge because of porn i guess until i went here
http://howlongismyschlong.com
Tfw 6 inches in girth and i never knew i was packing heat all these years. Sometimes its even more than 6 inches in girth too like pushing towards 6 1/4
I just wish it was longer like at least 8 inches
>>27089014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y
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>>27091768
What is that even supposed to mean?
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