>So anon, any fun plans for Spring Break
>>27084453
Massive amounts of fapping but I do that anyway
>>27084453
Nope, drink drank drunk
>>27084579
>>27084606
>tfw this thread was about people asking you this question and not knowing how to respond so as not to reveal your power level
>tfw this thread was not about finding out other robot's plans
>>27084453
>Oh busy gotta work can't talk busy gotta go
as i collect my neetbux and anime garbage from the post office kekekekekekekek.
Probably go with my 'friends' as usual to the beach where all the pretty people assemble to do their mating dance.
I usually just order strong alcohol and hope I can drink myself into a coma.
No, don't touch me. Just let the ocean take me, please...
>>27084453
>So anon, any fun plans for Spring Break
>Why yes m'dear I plan to travel to a few places
>Ooo where?
>Well that's for me to know and...
>*nods head smoothly*
>...You to find out
>*cheeky wink*
Holy shit the second I saw this my teacher asked me
>>27084810
Hes a fucking cyborg
>>27084690
>gets the actual picturesque spring break experience
Fucking normans.
>>27084844
W-what...?
Robot praises
>>27084737
>So anon, any fun plans for Spring Break
>H-heh, yeah, I guess I'll be playing a lot of fun v-video games...haha...
>Well that's nice anon (insert creeped out expression here)
why do people ask this shit
why can't normies just leave me in peace, or at least invite my somewhere if it's obvious
>h-heh, not at lot, you know, just relaxing mainy.
>but you must be doing something, anon, go on, tell me!
>playing some football, going cinema, laser tag perhaps
>not going to any parties? kinda dull
>I don't think there are any parties this summer
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>erm, well I don't know if there are any either but you have a good one
They then proceed to give me a look of pity and slight disgust before running to their massive friend group full of hot girls as I contmplate my existance
>friday
>weather is finally nice and bright
>no one to chill with
yep, gonna wait until night and then go get drunk on the local bike trail. fuck spring
>>27085340
Worst part about normalshits is this. They'll ask if you're going to any parties, and then refuse to invite you to the ones they are going to.
>>27086426
they want you to invite them to more parties
Finally getting my license this spring break. One more step towards normieville
>implying I have a spring break
I've been a neet for the past five years. Every day is like spring break for me. No worries, no tasks to be done, nothing to worry about at all.please lord kill me quickly
>>27086622
>every day is like spring break
You obviously don't know what people envision when they hear the words spring break.
>>27086742
I know exactly what they envision. They picture themselves sitting in a musty bedroom masturbating to cartoons of Japanese schoolgirls being violated by older fat men.
Like I said, every day is spring break.
>>27086426
>>27086541
>implying they're not making fun of you
were you both born yesterday or something?
>>27085788
Vancouver???
Originality = 100%
