>dont even want sex
>just want to cuddle
who else /cuddle/ here and why aren't fembots offering cuddling services?
I'm tired of sex, honestly.
There's nothing more comfortable than the sensation of resting your head on someone's firm chest, feeling him breathe, listening to his subtle heartbeat.
fuck...
>>27082956
please be my cuddle gf
cuddle party more or less turned my life around. It helped me get over a lot of anxiety and be able to date and find a gf for more than cuddles. Still though if I had to pick only one I would also choose cuddling over sex
Cuddle is just code word for sex with most men. Y bother?
>>27083090
Give me an address and I'll prove you wrong
oh wait, you won't
Fuck off
>>27083090
no its not
also pls be my black fembot cuddle gf
>>27083133
I don't wanna get killed
>>27083140
Never met a man who was super into cuddling. I'm sure there are some but it's rare.
>>27083090
>Cuddle is just code word for sex with most men.
errrr... no idiot
Try soineya
>>27083161
It's just code word for "let me molest you for an hour or so"
>>27083190
nothing wrong with molestation feeling up cuddles
and if you think there's anything wrong with it, GET OUT
>>27083225
But then you don't really want to feel loved and comfort you just want to grope someone
>>27083234
i just want to put my hand on your boobs, is that really so bad?
I feel bad for you losers who have never cuddled. It's truly one of the best feelings.
>>27083261
my last cuddle was like 4 years ago
>>27083261
>tfw 20
>kissless handholdless cuddleless virgin
I'm not even fat or ugly, wtf is wrong with me
>>27082956
I'm tired
So tired
I'm tired of haaaaaaving sex (I'M TIRED)
>>27083350
Are you an autist? That could explain it, my man.
Even just a nice long hug would satisfy me.
>>27083395
autists deserve cuddles too
no one should be a cuddleless virgin
>>27083390
Don't even start that shit. I had 1 (one) boyfriend my entire life, and he is the only one I had sex with. I am not a whore. I am not with him anymore. It ended badly.
No, I won't become a slut for you.
>>27083414
why aren't you offering cuddle services?
>>27083414
its a weezer song anon
its called tired of sex
>>27083414
Selfish bitch
>>27082923
Yeah you do... as soon as you start cuddling a chick you feel the compulsion the start slowly grinding which then leads to fucking
>>27083253
Sure but don't chimp out when I refuse to fuck you because that's what every guy does
>>27083452
Oh... I'm sorry. My mistake.
>>27083453
You're impossible.
>>27083433
Because I don't think I can trust someone, anyone from 4chan
>>27083457
My being asexual says that you're wrong senpai
>>27083497
>Because I don't think I can trust someone, anyone from 4chan
even on 4chan i get cuddle cucked
FML
>>27083509
If you are a asexual why do you have the desire to be with anybody?
>act like a slut
>wahhh why do guys try and fuck me
well gee... :/
>>27083412
Autists deserve cuddles but not everyone is generous or understanding, my man.
>>27083524
Dude, I don't cuddle with anyone but my cat now. Chill. We're all alone here. Otherwise, what the fuck are you even doing here?
>>27083539
>implying asexuality is anything more than complete disinterest in the sex component of relationships
I am romantic as fuck desu senpaiNot that anyone will ever know that ;-;
That's what it is for me anyways
>>27083579
Go figure please explain how you wish to be romantic with people yet not wish to be with people
>>27083567
ok i dont want cuddles from you now because you're mean and you probably smell like a cat
>>27083567
It's fucking selfish of you not to let at least one robot jack off in to your mouth. You've got this ability but you won't share it with us.
You have to be a woman or an attractive man to get anything, including cuddles.
I'm not attractive.
TFW I cuddle a girl in 3 hours :3
No, I'm not a normalscum.
>>27083595
What are you talking about?
I'm not interested in sex.
Is sex literally all there is to a relationship to you?
And how does not wanting sex relate to not wanting people?
>hernia and insomnia
>cuddling is painfull
kill me already
>>27083629
lie
i'm a 5/10 and used to get cuddles from a 7/10. we'd get high and watch movies.
it can be done
>>27083600
How am I mean? You're the one being rude, telling me I smell when I shower regularly. Asshole
>>27083617
You perfectly have the ability to jerk into a mouth, too. Your own.
I am not a whore, I only make love with the person I love. Robots spend a lot of time talking about how women are whores, and now you want me to be one. Hypocritical bastards
>>27083675
>How am I mean? You're the one being rude, telling me I smell when I shower regularly. Asshole
honestly if you have a cat all your clothes smell like it, it's really obvious to those who dont have cats
>>27083645
I'm a 2/10 27 years old khhv. There's no hope for me and I regret beating the two illnesses that tried to kill me.
>>27083727
Cats who have healthy living environment clean themselves, they don't smell. Do they have a scent? Yes, but they don't smell.
>>27083753
>2/10
Wtf? Why?
Pic unrelated.
>>27083799
to me they stink no matter how clean they are, i just can't deal with that smell
>>27083806
Because I'm short and ugly with a slightly deformed skull, duh.
>>27082923
You're a beta piece of shit, I hope you know
>>27083261
This, I love cuddling my bf more than anything.
It's so nice knowing someone else is there.
>>27083822
No cuddles for you then. sorry.
>>27084011
pls stop being mean to me
>>27083395
I'm awkward and I'm pretty sure I'm depressed, but no, not autistic my man. Oh well, probably best if I don't reproduce anyway.
>>27082923
Why not both? There's nothing like the post sex cuddle where you both hold each other and drift off for a half hour nap.
>>27084046
*hug* there, you'll have to make do with such.
No, no pouting!
>>27084073
sex is degenerate
cuddles are pure
>meet up with oneitis after not seeing her for 3+ years
>go drinking
>it's raining and cold
>go back to my place
>each take a shower
>take off everything but our underwear
>cuddle and get warm together under the cool blankets
>the window is open so its nice and cool
>the fan is going at low speed
>it's raining steady, not too hard, but enough to hear it on the roof
>Saturday night so we just stay up watching movies
>fall asleep cuddling together
>wake up in the morning and reembrace
>she gives me the best blowjob of my life
>we both fall back asleep
>wake up again
>cuddle some more half asleep
>finally get out of bed at 1pm
>shower together
>make breakfast
>see her off as she leaves to drive back home
probably the best night of my life.
too bad I wanted to kill myself immediately after she left.
heroin doesn't even compete to true intimacy
Who /disillusioned/ here? I used to be like you guys but now I'd much rather play dota all day which is at least 10 times more rewarding, exciting and fun to do than anything any relationshit can offer. Sex and cuddling is also utter shit in comparison with masturbating.
>>27084376
The worth of your point of view on these matters rests entirely on your age and virginity status.
>>27084477
I'm not a virgin though?
>>27085033
Then your opinion is worthless for most of us, because you experienced it all, and don't know what it's like to have to live your entire life without it. Worthless in the sense that we have no use for it.
Women already charge to cuddle
http://www.businessinsider.com/this-woman-is-charging-1-a-minute-to-cuddle-2012-7
Better pay up weirdo.
I'm not fat
I smell good
i wash myself
I dress fine
why will people not hug me
I've had people hug everyone in a group except for me, and I can't ask for a hug because that's weird
JUST HUG ME PLEASE
>>27086241
>I'm not fat
>I smell good
>i wash myself
>I dress fine
>why will people not hug me
>I've had people hug everyone in a group except for me, and I can't ask for a hug because that's weird
>JUST HUG ME PLEASE
Are you a boy or a girl?
>>27086280
I'm a boy
I can't ask for one, so I've been spontaneously hoping someone will offer one for 20 years
>>27083457
This is why you fuck then cuddle afterwards before slowly dozing off to sleep from the sound of each others breathing.
Truly the best feeling in the world
