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daily tinder thread

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>match with qt azn
>her text is that she just got out of a relationship and is looking for fun
>text is followed by that eggplant emoticon
>ask her if she is only looking for fun with eggplants.
>unmatched

Yeah, it's going great.
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>nothing but spam for months
>decide to use the contact us support link
>mention I've suddenly had nothing but spam
>mention I've uninstalled/deleted and reinstalled/created apps/accounts and nothing works
>ask if I've fallen into bad standing with an algorithm or if I'm experiencing a glitch
>24 hours later receive support ticket email
>48 hours later open app and get hit with two matches

At least my self-esteem was salvaged.

You've most likely been hidden by some sort of behavior of your own. Contact support within the app and tell them something similar and they'll probably bump up your score.
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>Daily tinder shill thread

Oh, who would have knew. OP made yet another tinder thread. Just like he makes one every single day 7 days a week.
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Why dont robots just chat with each other over kik?
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I have deleted my account almost 10 times, and i can't register anymore. Thank God.
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Matched with a qt thai girl that came here to study at uni. Gave her my number and I'm going to show her around town. Hopefully she doesnt have dick.
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This shit is too damn easy
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Shooting fish in a barrel
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>>27082413
Nah, she isn't going to reply to you
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Whores everywhere
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>>27082413
>>27082420
>>27082442


these girls are butt ugly.
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>>27082450
I'll let an ugly woman blow me
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>>27082473

Chad account?
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>>27082505
I'm not ugly but not Chad

Here's a recent match for the faggot saying I only pull ugly women
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>>27082513
Check your ego, faggot. Youre putting way too much thought into this.
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>>27082513

she isn't even that good looking.

wow, 1000 matches is a lot. where do you live? California? how long you been on Tinder?
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This chick super liked me
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>>27082554
Crabs in a barrel smhtbqhfamilia
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>>27081570
Can someone please help me bypass this sms verification. I have a prepaid phone deal, can't get the sms verification code

Anyone with a contract willing to help me out
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>>27082615
PM sent :^)
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>tfw no one has ever super liked you

I had an account for a month and 5 days.
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"Omg guyses I matched with hot chick look how eazy this is. I bet shes thinking about me right now." - faggot
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I need help brahs.

I made a fake chad account to test the waters and had lots of matches. Several women started conversations with messages similar to "hi how are you doing?". I have no idea how to respond. I mean something like "i'm fine and you?" is stupid and leads to nowhere.

How does one talk to girls?
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>>27081570
You should try being funny some time. That was painful.
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>>27082669
It's a fake account - just be like "honestly I'd just like to take you out for drinks and go back to my place and fuck for hours"

If you want real convo just ask them about shit they do and pets the own and places they've been
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>>27082135
They probably saw your email and laughed at you, then coincidentally you got 2 matches.
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>>27082692

He's trying to fuck her, not interview her.
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>>27082692
Thanks

>>27082716
I'm obviously not trying to fuck anybody as I'm not the person in my profile.
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>>27082626
No I mean post your phone number so i can send u the verification code and you post the code here so I can use tinder .

Please help a brother out
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>>27082607
Don't flatter yourself. It's very easy to accidentally super like someone.
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>changed location to Stockholm sweden for a giggle
>Actually get like 10 matches after swiping through less than 100

I'm not even attractive.
It's impossible to be a robot in Sweden.
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He doesn't even look like cuck, why???
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Jesus, what the fuck do I keep finding?
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>>27083511
Just look at this fucking monstrosity
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>>27083511

>New York University

Anon, you got a bot.
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>>27083523
This post is fucking original, fuck you
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>>27082513
>recent match
>no option to message
0/10
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>>27083537
Iunno, seems too much hassle to keep a themed instagram for bot, she has like posts praising huge asses and Kim Kardashian
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I've noticed the girls on tinder are less ugly and feminist than okcupid
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I'm actually getting matches after a few months but holy shit none of these bitches want to talk and they never respond.
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>>27083537
>IM VIOLENTLY RETARDED. LOOK HOW MUCH OF A NIGGER I AM
just dont post ok?
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>>27083599

I don't know about you, but I get New York University bots accepting me 100% of the time in Miami.
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>not changing your location to somewhere like Asia where you're guaranteed to gey matches with green card starved sluts to inflate your tinder score so you show up to more people where you actually live

?
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>>27083628
They didnt match and there is an instantgram account you fucking nigger. Stop breathing white air.
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>>27083666

You don't have to be so angry, anon. Is there something going on in your life? Your anger is pointless.
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>>27083666
>Instagram with 30 photos
>Not many are actually of her
It's probably a bot, or a catfish. If you think a girl like that would only have 30 insta photos then you're deluded.
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>changed tagline to "talk nerdy to me"
>hit it of with a girl that thinks she's a nerd
>added her on fb
>going on a date wednesday
>mfw she sent me lingerie pics

How the fuck do I hide my powerlevel on a date, so it ends well ?

I really wanna get rid of my V-card. And this a better option than paying for it

pls send help
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>>27083741
>nycmakeupbarbie
That name would be taken unless her ig account has some age to it, a girl like that probably started taking more pics of herself once she got in fashion school.IT IS 1000% not a bot. It is literally impossible for it to be a bot so the nigger was unequivocally wrong. A catfish ok, but what i think its some girl who bought huge fake tits recently.
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>tfw too ugly for tinder
i just use a chad profile to be a degenerate and masturbate to the hot stacys on there and collect their instagrams for future faps
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robot captcha suck dick orinjfinal comment
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jeez americucks, get your fucking shit together
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>>27084418
Pic related the fucking whale beast with her cuck
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C-can a nigger pair up with qt caucasian or asian girls?

I hate nigger girls and i'm really losing hope
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>>27084619
the fat ones seem to always want me
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a real catch here
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tfw only disgusting hambeasts or ugly weebs near me
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friendly reminder that if you use tinder for anything but XDing youre garbage
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>>27084805
>it doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan
Lotta loyalty for a washed up slut
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>>27084847
>anime, raving, cosplay

red flags d e s u
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I'm pretty smooth
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>>27085521
Damn nigga, pretty good.
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I'm not even Chad
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>>27085521

>all those uninteresting answers

Jesus Christ, why are women such horrible conversationalists, /r9k/?
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>>27085629
Not all of them
Erica is wearing cat ears in the photo, hence cat reference in my dialogue
And they are room mates
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>>27085670
Holy fuck, I legit thought this was you masterfully gaming two girls into a threesome. Still, this is smooth af. Did you hit?
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>>27085670

>That wasn't a creative response, I expected more from you

Anyway you're a pretty smooth talked anon, use it wisely. God knows I would kill to be able to talk like that.
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>>27085737
Your picture is puzzling me. What is this wizardy?
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>>27081476
>tfw coworkers keep showing up

maybe they didn't see me...
>swipe right
>quickly matched

GOD DAMMIT
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>>27082148
Do you not know what "daily" means?
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>>27085670
> this
> "smooth"

It's like reading comments on reddit. Maybe if you were saying this in real time on the fly it could be smooth, but it just seems like you're overplaying one observation.
These girls also seem boring as shit. They're just laughing along with whatever, and stating the obvious.
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>>27085521
>>27085544

Reply to yourself with the exact same grammar and two different trips (which aren't done right).

Reddit, your priceless.
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>>27085954
Lmao, except we're not the same person, mate.
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>>27085848
Better than
>>27085521

Funny is good and set's you up easier
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>>27085954
Didn't reply to myself
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>>27084619
I made a fake Tyrone profile and got lots of matches (in a mostly white euro country).

Robots (black or otherwise) are screwed though, its a ruthless free market and 8- men are hardly considered.
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>>27083597
Maybe they don't speak Spanish.
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>>27085521
saved for cringe threads
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>>27086189
How is that cringe, though? I think he's doing pretty well.
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>get matches
>dont know how to start a conversation
>girl starts one with me
>"Hey :)"
>dont know how I am supposed to respond

I also dont want to use a condom because I have never used one before and they look shitty so how do I bring that up
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>>27084847
>tfw I go to MCC

Why do I find her hot... even though red flags are everywhere?
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>>27086319
Not him, but it sounds horrible to men. Too artificially playful. Reads like the dialogue of a bad movie.
On the other hand, that's the kind of stuff women swoon over, read any romance novel and you'll see. I agree that anon is doing well.
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>>27086367
You're thinking about getting your dick wet when you can't even talk to women. I appreciate your enthusiasm, but first things first, my friend.
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>>27086367
Just don't bring it up until the last moment. Most girls can be talked into barebacking
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>>27086416
I think that describes most men.
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>>27086408
t b h, I only cringed when he said "Touching."

The rest is fine
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>>27086367
>don't want to use a condom

Do you want an STD? That's how you get an STD.
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>>27083586
he also has a big ole honkin' donger.
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>out of likes for the day
what the fuck nobody told me there is a limit to the amount of likes

I was just mass right swiping FUCK THIS
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What's the name of that guy that gets posted on here from time to time? He has short, brown hair, brown eyes, is fit/muscled, rather tall (probably 6'3 or so), has an instagram where he posts picture of himself making breakfast shirtless and stuff like that.

Thinking of using his pics for a fake profile.
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>>27086664
Download a mass swiping app then. I use the free version of bonfire but there might be better ones, you can swipe 9 at a time and the refresh rate is faster, so about a hundred in a few seconds, and there is no limit. Your problem will be you'll run out of people, rather than swipes, not kidding. There are ads that cover the screen from time though, very annoying.
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>>27086717
>and there is no limit
youre limited, trust me
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>>27086668
Sounds like a good idea man
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>>27084426
>i'm insecure so everyone else should be too
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>>27086668
>>27086759
Found him, nick bateman.
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>roasties want to come home with me
>live with parents
What do I do? Is saying that I have roomates a good excuse?
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>>27086901
Same boat here, friend.
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>>27084847
Walking red flag.
But she is not bad looking, if you wouldn't tap that just for the sex you're a faggot.
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>>27086901
>Is saying that I have roomates a good excuse?

Until you are 21 or so.
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>match girl with blank profile
>make up a story about going to med school
>she asks me a bunch of questions about it i can answer thanks to google
>turns out she is first year in the same "academy" of the university
>"Yea im in the first year and in fitz... funny ive never seen you at any events or on campus"

BUSTED
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>>27087465
You should've said something like "yeah i blend in to the background pretty good "
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>>27087914
i told her

"Most people can't see things they're not looking for, look harder"
And that if I see her first Ill come say hi
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Day 2 and only 2 matches
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>24 hours
>2 matches
>Neither of them have descriptions

How do I spot bots on tindy?
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>>27083633
Isn't that actual money?
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>made a fake account based on anons' recommendations
>think I've gotten enough of it, might try the real thing
>log out
>tinder is bound to the fake account and can't enter with any other

Did I fuck up? How do I solve this?
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>>27088686
Nope, you can just spoof your location with a fake gps app
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>>27088709
have you not just tried logging out
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>>27083835
just don't act like a faggot anon
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>>27088739

>>27088709
>log out

I logged out and reinstalled.
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Americucks, jeez I never find this shit in europe
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>want to make a legitimate tinder but don't want family or people I know seeing my profile
Also I don't use jewbook
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>>27082148
>shill
/r9k/ is exactly the type of users tinder is actively trying to kick off their service.

inb4 >t. tinder shill
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More americuckering, jeez step it up niggas
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>>27081476


I'd like some feedback on my bio. Inb4 we wuz kangs n sheit
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Your average robot long distance gf
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>>27089099
Are you the nigga from Star Wars 7?
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>>27089099
too long, just change it to we wuz kangs n shiet

swap pic4 with pic1
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>>27085629
Because she's not interested, jesus fuck. Fembot here and I literally cringed at that conversation.
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>>27089099
ex royalty, looking for a queen for dis kang
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what's some non robot related interests i can put in my bio?
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Better be hung like a horse for this whale and her cuck
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>>27089233
Computers or Tech
Guns
Cooking
Any intruments
weebshit
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>>27089160
Is burns victim an ethnicity?
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Is Tinder just for sluts hooking up with Chads for a one night stand, or is it any good for robots feeling tfw no gf?
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>>27088727
Can you recommend me one, m8?
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>>27089570
Just search fake gps and download the top ones and stick with whichever one works for you
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>>27089397
lot of girls are after a boyfriend on there or so they say
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>>27089174
You're a fembot for a reason. You cringed because you're incapable of relating to the workings of a normal female mind.
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when my phone doesnt light up i get sad
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>>27089634
I tried it but all of them are geto-tagging photos. I think it's probably just an iphone thing. Fuck apple, my dude.

>>27089852
Same
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>tfw her last reply was 5 days ago
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Sad sight.
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>>27090215
>What movie do you most relate to?
>Elephant man
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The name, the photo, the lack of bio. Gr8.
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ya stalkers (;
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>>27085521

First time posting since I got permabanned for posting CP and arrested by the police, but I have to say these are great replies, you don't fuck around, you just say what's on your mind.
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i wanna make a <17 account but it will fuck with my other one
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Mark for short?
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>send girl cheesy pickup line
>is that the best you got?
>i save the best for in person
>if you dont give me your best there wont be an in person
>tell her i guess there wont be an in person
>i unmatch her
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>>27090358
>>27090338
Jeez, looking at her Instagram almost makes me angry.
https://www.instagram.com/theycallmemarkaela/
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>>27090215
Fug thats sad, must be weeks of 0 results and then false excitement when a disgusting neckbeard responds

I hope shes awkward/slightly autistic and not a normie because no normalfag will ever bother
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Worst kind of girl. No contest.
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>>27090572
>crossfit
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>>27085971
>>27086002
>still trying
Cut yourself and never ever stop.
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>>27089099
>looking to become trilingual by learning swedish
SWEDEN, YES!
ooga booga where da arab womyn at
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>>27089642
they're lying so they don't come across as sluts.
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>>27084847
8/10 would bang

>> im so original you should so my shirt its a Vander Hosan

>> oh wait its The Vander Hosan
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>>27089397
I got a gf out of it five months ago so yeah I suppose it goes either way
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>>27081476
>Get tinder
>Realize "lel so corny/cheesy" openers are the only way to get any type of positive response
>have a note full of tinder lines on my phone
>"All I have to do is perfect the pickup line and all will fall into place"
>Shoot them a line/joke
>Response is a laughing emoji/lol/some other conversation killer

Fuck. Can someone post or at least explain how to conduct the beginning of a Tinder conversation? (i.e. not the very first line but how to get the ball rolling)
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>>27091949

The witty/cheesy opener also needs to be inquisitive about them so they can start talking about themselves that you can then build a conversation from
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>match girl
>get her nudes
>look at her insta
>mention i also matched her bff
>said she sent me nudes too and that she wants a 3 way
>she starts freaking out
>tell her i was fucking with her
>she texted her friend and mentioned everything

lelelele
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Is there any way I can use tinder anonymously? Like for anonymous sex?

Because I just want a lady who'll take it up the ass without a serious relationship. She doesn't even have to be very good-looking just female and willing to take it in the pooper.

Or will it require too much personal info?
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>>27092226
>Half way to a 3-some
>lel just joking
You sure got her good, anon...
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>>27092310
Technically it's not anonymous, but it doesn't matter if you're "engaging" with a complete stranger. Tinder has the most basic of info: name, age, location, and bio (all for obvious purposes).

I advise making a whole new facebook for Tinder and only put the bare necessities on it.
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>>27092383
I never matched with her friend. I was just fucking with her about it

So she texts her friend telling her about me and asking if she really she me nudes etc

She just deleted tinder, guess she got embarassed
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>>27082513
Im not ugly but not a chad and still pulling fat niggress, tinder is a one way meme
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Can anyone tell me if this is a good sign? (Matched yesterday, shot a message then got a response at 2:00 in the morning which I forgot about until now) She looks like a watered down Ilana Glazer, the jewish chick from Broad City.
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>>27092581
How did you open your conversation
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>>27092581
>the jewish chick from Broad City
They're both Jewish
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>>27082669
Here's a great One to show how disgustingly insecure women are
just respond with you you're not kind of my type I don't usually talk to girls so unfit
what are you actually looking for
and wait for the response
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>>27092581
>"If you were a veggie you'd be a cute-cumber."

I'm still learning, so pls be gentle. It's a learning process.

>>27092617
Looks like pic related (ilana glazer)
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>tfw you use THE LINE and it gets all the bitches moist
>original and tell chicks to google it when they ask if i came up with it myself
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>>27089067
How? Any true robot doesn't have a facebook so they can't even use it.
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>>27085612
Want to give me an Australian what?
Shitpost?
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>>27092599
Line was in this post. My bad.
>>27092647
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>>27092422

can I use a fake name?

will I be tracked in the future for using it (like by trolls, employers, potential g/fs)

and more importantly; is it good for no questions asked 1-night stands?

also important: can I just be upfront with my intentions in my bio? (getting a female fuck-buddy for anal?)

or if not in my bio how? in my convos?

I just wanna fuck a bitch in the ass for the night. I'm trying to save money so I can't use hookers right now.

thanks for you help BTW brobot
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>>27092894
yes you can use a fake name, i doubt a girl will ask for id when you meet her

yeh see >>27091647 some girls just want dick

dont be so upfront in bio, looks like a manwhore
talk about it in chat
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>>27089099
Are you on the UC Davis football team? I have a cousin on the team
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>>27092894
>can I use a fake name?
Sure.
>will I be tracked in the future for using it (like by trolls, employers, potential g/fs)
If you use a throwaway e-mail then delete your pics from the facebook then it can't be linked to you (unless of course someone who knows you in real life knows you had that facebook and maybe screenshotted it, though unlikely)
>and more importantly; is it good for no questions asked 1-night stands?
That's based on your experience with the app. Is it good for that for some people? Sure. Will it be good for that for you? That's up to you.
>can I just be upfront with my intentions in my bio? (getting a female fuck-buddy for anal?)
Depends. Some guys are and it works for them. If you want to do it then go for it, but be a bit more nuanced than "Just here lookin for anal"
>if not in my bio how? in my convos?
What I've seen work the best is don't state your intentions in your bio. Put some bullshit about yourself or a joke in your bio, anything to make it look like you put thought into it without actually doing it. You can usually determine a girl's intentions immediately from her bio, so if you look decent it should be smooth sailing if you've made a match with a girl whose bio is "Just on here for a good time." or "Up for anything." Meet asap from the point of matching/messaging and bring up anal either in text or in person, but never on the app, that's putting the cart before the horse.

Hope this helps.
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>>27092894
Do not be upfront about your anal longing in the bio. part of what allows this app to work is that women know what they are going on there for, at least on a subconscious level even if they dont want to come to terms with it in immediate thought. your job is to give them an excuse to be a whore, they don't like admitting to whorishness or doing anything with outright slutty intentions (for the most part) so you just have to give them a thinly veiled partial reason for why you are going to be meeting up even if its actually for sex. this is why "netflix and chill" is a thing, it allows them to have a facade reason for meeting up while still maintaining the likelihood of sex that is implied in the connotation of the phrasing.
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>>27092581
Guise pls, do I have a chance of cashing in this v-card or is this bio facetious in nature?
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Bruhs, does super like mean she wants to fuck?
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>>27093149
its probably bait

You should probably just delete and remake a facebook thats under 18, if you dont mind banging underage
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>>27093235
>if you dont mind banging underage

>pic related

AoC in my state is 16 though, and if she's under 18 and the 2 are within 4 years of age (I'm 20) then it's basically ironclad.

Or does this mean it's even more likely to be bait?
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>>27093235
>just delete and remake a facebook thats under 18
Is this a common thing?
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Kys normalshits
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>>27093319
well then.

shes probably real, the bio is retarded child shit
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>find crush on tinder

Does this mean she is a whore? I've never used the app but from what I hear the majority of girls are just looking for hookups.
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>>27093466
yes

enjoy knowing that your crush is getting fucked by a different guy every few days
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>>27093466
>Does this mean she is a whore?
Probably. What did her bio say?
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>>27090358
around 350lbs.
Holy fucking shit, how do people get this big?
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>>27093466
super like her, so she gets notified and you get bumped onto her list
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>>27093478
Said her year in uni and then made an obscure reference to a monopoly card.
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>>27092647
llana glazer is so fucking hot. why is she so hot. she isnt even sexy, i just want to fuck the ever living shit out of her for some reason
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>>27083597
>quien es tu filosofo favorito?
my fucking sides
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>>27093513
>she isnt even sexy, i just want to fuck the ever living shit out of her for some reason
MAH NIGGA. She has a charm about her, like she could take a pounding and then not want to kick her out afterward
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>>27093319
I would never fuck a 16 year old when I'm 20.
You know when you get older to start to get attracted to older women. Once Zora opens her mouth youll understand what im talking about
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literally just went 48 hours without a single match, then I changed my profile pic to a shittier one and got two. this app is rigged
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>>27093573
It takes a while for you to appear in their list, anon.
There are loads of dudes
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>>27093552
>Once Zora opens her mouth youll understand what im talking about

Elaborate please. If it's too bad I might reconsider lol probably not tho
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>>27093512
>reference to a monopoly card

Tell her if she passes by your bedroom she'll collect 200$ ;)
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>>27093513
>llana glaze

Nope nope nope-a-roo
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>>27091949

if you have common interests go off that. otherwise just do like basic small talk kinda stuff, like what do you do in life, where do you go to school bla bla bla.just make pleasent conversation, let that run its course, then just ask to meet for food or coffee or whatever the fuck. if they actually want to meet, then they will say yes. imo, don't waste too much time on the chat game. because ultimatley your on tinder to meet people,not text them. ive met with like 6 girls with this approach and have had sex with the two of them i actually wanted to have sex with, working on the 3rd.
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If you guys want relationships why use Tinder?
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>>27093658
becuase the girls on tinder sometimes start conversations, while on okcupid I have to start them
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>>27093668
Use hinge it's tinder for people who want relationship.
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>>27093658

because it is the only way i have succesfully met women at all. lol.
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>>27093072
>>27092972
>>27093041

thanks brobots! here's another pic of my "intentions" as a token of my gratitude (fucking a chubby-chick in the poop-shoot)

I'm still a little reluctant because of "muh privacy" though but hey I don't have an FB yet and I'll just lie to my friends and senpai if the ask anyway.

much obliged.

but does anyone have anecdotes of tinder working specially for my "intentions" (no homo shit just with bitches)
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>>27093573
if you swipe everyone you get less matches, if you less selective about your swipes you get more matches.
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>>27093972
I only swipe on 6/10s and lower
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>mfw be black
>swipe left on all the blackies
>get like 2 matches every 3 days with fat white girls or girls out of my league
>start swiping on black girls again
>always match with them but never respond because white girls give better head and are not about that drama
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>>27081476
>Be me
>Be non-white
>Left swipe every "intersectional feminist" and "muh diversity" tumblrina because "muh principles"
>After left swiping probably 100 of them it dawns on me that out of everyone on Tinder they were probably the most likely to fuck and suck my "illegal Mexican" cock (I'm Puertorican and my family back to the Spanish-American War was born here)

>mfw
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>>27094085

>Be white
>tfw no black gf

Does the high credit score really work?
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>>27082513
lol that's your best?
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Girl on snapchat drunk at some all girls party judging by her story

Sent her a picture of abs/grabbing my dick through pants
She replied with this
Just send a dick pic lel

Waiting for her to open
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>tfw mass swiping gets you this kind of shit

into the trash
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How do you guys do it? Half the time I'm on here I'm saying, "Why are you even wasting my time?"
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>>27093552
I'd have sex with a 12 year old.

Sorry
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U want sum fug?
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>>27094585
I'd say I hope a paper bag is included, but let's face it, a mug like that has to have a body to match.
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>>27092717
By making a fake facebook? Even normies do this
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>>27094285
>uoft

1 more year in that hellhole for me
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>>27089156

yoyoyo originallll commento
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ITT: girls you'll never match with.
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>matched with girl
>not sure if trap
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>when she says she's religious
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>>27094980
That's a good thing, mang.
It means she does anal
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>>27092530
>She just deleted tinder, guess she got embarassed
Are you sure she didn't unmatch with you?
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>>27095002
No, it means she'll cry rape if you take her out of her comfort zone. Can't believe I have to swipe left for QTs because of their sky wizard beliefs.
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>>27095106
Just fuck her booty, anon
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>>27095106
>Left swiping for the phrase "I am a child of God" rather than the phrase "my needs are great
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>>27095020
She said she was going to delete tinder.
Also privated her instagram.
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>I you look very handsome :) is your personality as great as your appearance?

She wrote first
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Would you rather date a Mormon or a single mom? There is no neither option.
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>>27095317
The mom, at least you know she will fuck
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>>27095317
Single mom, pump and dump. Also, I can get her blitzed to further enable the performance. Mormon girl would just want to go steady, settle down, and have 13 children.
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>>27095317

which one is more likely to do anal?

or which one is less likely to request a LTR?
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> 3 months of Tinder
> tilt phone right to spam right fast cause implying I can get someone to swipe right for me
> all bots except 2 300 pounds during whole 3 months

oh yea man Tinder is so great
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I need dubs
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>>27095368
>tinder is bad because I'm ugly
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>>27095404

exactly, Tinder sucks
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What does it mean if she super likes you?
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>>27095531
It means it was an accident

Or that she really thinks youre cute
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>>27095546
I think she might've been out of likes, cause that's when I use super like
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>Finally find disposable e-mail that's not rejected by normiebook
>now FB requests phone verification

fuck that shit! what now?

am I gonna have to use something else for my bootie-calls besides Tinder?

fucking big brother bullshit.
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>>27095694
why not just not use a spam email provider and just make a gmail real quick?
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>>27095694
Do you not have a mobile phone?
Pick up a $20 one and a $2 sim card.
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>>27081476
I changed some pics and when full "don't care" attitude with a 4/10 pic first and two more weaboo pics for the more curious ones. I posted my whats, but no results, not even women wasting their time to call me a weaboo
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>>27095716

you mean like a temporary e-mail address?

cause it's asking for phone not e-mail

>>27095765

I have one but I sure as fuck ain't giving it to the FB mafia
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>>27095823
I literally just registered a fb account with a random gmail i have
didnt ask for a phone number verification
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>>27095854

unfortunately gmail ALSO asks you for phone verification
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am i not getting matches becuase my second and third pic is my cars(worth more than 500k) and im pretty good looking desu

7 matches in 3 days
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>>27081476
Does Tinder have ads? Do I need normiebook?

I got my first smartphone last year and haven't really added anything to it.

Is it true it's just a spamfest just like Craigslist? I tried to sell a cabinet a few years ago and got TONS of spam mail.
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>>27081476
>get matched up with guy from college
>third dating website I've found him on
>give him a chance
>remember why I used to think he was annoying

Oh god what have I done
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>>27095896
no it fucking doesnt.
you can avoid phone verification by solving the captcha
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should i even
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>>27095976

when did you get your account? I tried to make a new gmail account days ago and it asked me for phone verification
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>>27096055
i just created one right now, no phone number was asked of me.
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>>27095976
you fucking autist literally google virtual phone number and just use one of the sites that offer it

you put in the number they give you and theres an inbox with all the text messages received to that number

if youre not mentally ill your verification code should appear there
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>>27096108

both gmail AND FB ask for a phone # for sending me a verification code
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>>27095903
pls respond robots totes original commento
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>>27096159
normiebook is required, no ads on tinder
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>>27096112

FB doesn't recognize any of them. They're blacklisted apparently.
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