WAGEKEK WAGEKEK WANNA GO OUT ON FRIDAY, I BET YOUR LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEEKEND WEEK END
Yeah, because I can afford to do so because I work. While you'll still be shitposting here I'll be out partying.
When will NEETS ever learn?
>>27081297
It's Friday Friday
Fast lane, switching lanes
R B....
>>27081297
Actually I'm taking the day off today because it's nice outside and I make $91,000 a year and I can pretty much do whatever I want because my job is awesome. I even spent 6 months working remotely from Japan while still making the same salary. Mostly just hung out in coffee shops all day and fucked Japanese prostitutes all night. Just to review: I made $45,500 during this time.
Life is good when you're not literally retarded.
>>27081818
>make $91,000 a year
>made $45,500 in a day
fuck off you 12 year old wannabe, why aren't you at school?
>>27081843
Hey look, it's a literal retard like OP.
$91,000 yearly salary (that's per 12 months)
6 months in Japan
12/2 = 6
91,000/2 = 45,500
45,500 in 6 months
coffee shops and prostitutes
>tfw really good at computers
>tfw I was a total loser in college
>tfw I liked computers so I got a degree in computers
>tfw I got into bitcoin in college so I learned about financial stuff
>tfw I made a good chunk of change on bitcoin while still in college
>tfw I got a job after college working for a company that develops high frequency trading software
>tfw started making $80,000 right out of school
>tfw actually still a pretty low salary for my field, but I don't care because:
>tfw I really don't need much money because I live a really simple lifestyle, so I only spend about $20,000 a year
>tfw I now make $91,000 a year and save about $71,000 of it
>tfw 26 years old and already have enough money invested to be about half way to financial independence/retirement
>tfw 4% safe withdrawal rate and spending only about $20k a year means I only need about $500k invested to live comfortably off of the interest gained from my investment
>tfw my job is awesome and let me spend 6 months working remotely from Japan where I hung out in coffee shops, at hella sushi and noodles, and fucked Japanese prostitutes at night
>tfw that was the most expensive period of my life, but I still only spent about $15k during those 6 months
>tfw I don't like spending money, but those 6 months in Japan were a great investment
>tfw I'm going to do that shit all the time when I'm retired
>tfw I'm going to be financially independent at age 30
>tfw I might continue to work and just save 100% of my salary, or maybe I'll start my own business, or maybe I'll just live off of my investments and travel around SE Asia
>tfw you faggots argue with and troll each other about who's the bigger faggot
>tfw life is awesome as long as you're not literally retarded
>>27081843
>12/6 = 91,000 = one day devided by pi squared = 45500 a day
Ah I see how you got that...
Office wage cuck here.
I've forgotten how to have fun without alcohol. Please send help.
How do I have fun.
Wagekek will undoubtedly fuck the handout cucks oneitis tonight after hooking up with her at the club.
Poor little neety weety, don't cwwwwwwy my liwwle neety friend.
>>27081297
Thisis their song today. After a couple days, it will be "Monday, Monday, gotta get up on Monday".
>>27082598
Sing me tuesday! Sing me wendsay! Sing me all the days you fucking gay!
