Fembots, can you describe your ideal boyfriend?
>>27079975
Strong, tall, muscular black man with a big dick
>>27079975
Chad
original 32464
>>27079975
Intelligent, tall, Chad
>>27079975
must:
over 6'0
muscular (can lift me)
drives a manly vehicle
has a job enabling him to live financially independent
prefer:
non-white
non-asian
makes at least 100k yearly
Green skin, webbed feet
rich, famous, ripped, huge dick
I can't want a guy unless other girls want him
taller than me (5'8+)
can make me laugh
i can make him laugh
understanding of my avpd
intelligent
im so lonely...
>>27080016
I'm not tall, but muscular and black below the belt, if your near Philadelphia and shit
>>27080139
i'm about 5 10
skype?i want to die why am i posting this
I just want an older bf that looks like my dad.
>>27080172
i am probably 12 years older than you. i am too old to be here desu
>>27080197
so?
I'm 22 and my standards are stupidly low.
Assuming you're post isn't leaving anything out, I could potentially fit the bill
>>27080156
you're dumb as fuck, damn
>>27080139
Was really excited on reading this but I misread AvPD as ASPD.
Anyway, you'll do okay anon.
>>27080218
I have a physics degree and waiting for a slow, drug indused death, so yes.
5' 6" or so, doughy body but not fat, into tabletop gaming and NOT modern Vida (retro is cool though)
White
Not a ginger
Must have 9+ inch penis, shower not grower or all bets are off.
>>27080176
Stop going the long way, just fuck your dad.
>>27080051
>>27080139
how fat are you? how much money do you make? can you support youself or are you just another neet parasite with standards outside of her limitations?
>>27080257
i weigh 135. i live with 2 roommates. i make 30-40k a year depending on how much i work. i don't have a real job because I'm too f*cked up for a real job. i am old though. i don't fucking care about money i just want a best friend who will jizz on my face.
>>27080254
outside of liking video games and having a much more realistically sized penis. i'd be your man.
>>27080254
you just described me, it's too bad i'm gay though
>>27080277
I probably dont fit your standards, but i could definitely fuck you until you cry
oh and like watch movies, hangout and crack jokes
pls add me on Skype if you want to talk to a guy who is: probably older than you (34); tall (6'2"); average (185 lbs); not retarded; likely to make you laugh at least twice, etc.
skype: absolutxchris
>>27080214
i am a 30 year old shut-in.
haikusandwich
>>27080254
tl;dr: tiny brown manlet dork with a huge penis
>>27080333
>white
>brown
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>27080051
>makes at least 100k yearly
I don't understand this, why is this even in here? You realize you are restricting yourself to market forces beyond your control? Do you even understand the job market as it is right now? Could you name some positions at companies near you that pay 100k?
>>27080338
"white" like taylor lautner
>>27080279
>except for the most important part, I'd be you're man
Sorry lil' guy :-(
>>27080234
no i won't but i probably would if i was aspd rather than avpd
thanks anyway
My ideal boyfriend would be like Kyle "cutie pie" odom, minus the violence. I would try to keep him protected spiritually and make him happy again.
>>27080350
It's all good big mama
so how large is your vagina anyway?
jesus christ I don't have a chance with any of these fembots or any fembot
what the hell, is there really no hope for love?
>>27080176
What does your dad look like? Older guy here.
>>27080409
They arent actually robots is why. Just dumpy attention whores who closet like betas and beta abuse.
>>27080409
There is hope
Original??
My ideal boyfriend is a girl.
>>27080422
why do you say there is hope?
for a guy like me it's impossible, all these girls want all these crazy things
>>27080409
Love is pointless. Put your time into more important things like science
>>27080431
What do they want that you don't have. The only thing some girls want is someone who relates to and understands them, so if there is a girl like you, looking for a guy like her (interests wise, and life experience wise) then you're home free!
>>27080448
That could also be a win win because there is something very attractive and interesting about guys who are great at science and have an interesting mind.
White, not pc, metalhead, don't really care about height as long as he's taller than me (5'1").
>>27080452
well I'm just a guy who jacks off, reads manga, and plays vidya, I have no job or any friends, only child son of a single mother with whom I have a weird relationship with, I'm half white half black and my body is that of a tubby but intimidating bear
i don't know any girls who would hear that and be attracted kek, I didn't even finish school so it's not like I have any kind of future ahead of me
gg hehe
In an ideal world
>preferably not taller than 6 feet because I am only 5'4" and I don't want some tower near me
>long hair but good long hair
>pretty eyes (blue)
>penis is above 6 inches but below 9
>shy/introvert
>likes the same anime as I do
big one
>will be able to accept me for crying a lot
who I am
>5'4"
>black hair (goes to armpits)
>light blue eyes
>bashful
>b cup
>mix of Asian and white
>virgin
>Christian
>very emotional (cry at a lot of things)
>>27080448
RICK! Wh What are you still doing inside the internet? W We gotta get out of here before it's too late!!
>>27080254
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahaha
Top shelf bait
>>27080316
>34
>on r9k
>>not retarded
>>27080481
I'll tell you this though, I have a friend from high school that sounds exactly like you, but it was a tubby black girl who likes manga and she has a boyfriend who is really nice to her.
He's black too but fit and like anime and that stuff.
All I'm saying is it is very possible for you to find someone because there are people like you who have someone.
But the tough thing is getting out there. Because the go to school.
As for me I'm a neet and I know no matter if I look like chad or not I'm going to be single forever or until I leave the house.
>>27080503
I'll be your man. I'll creep up at your window like I'm Bruce Wayne and just hold you like your own big ass personal Batman.
>>27080409
most of these are bait posts made by men tho
>>27080537
post your eyes then
>>27080468
define metalhead
same height or taller than me (5'7)
into philosophy and history
can put up with my art shit
showers regularly
i'm ok if they're into vidya or anime
>ctrl f: black
>it's all shitposting stormfags
There is no hope for the blackbot
>>27080570
>taller than you
>vague interest in philosophy and some periods of history, couldn't quote people at you but could discuss the topics to some degree
>what art is it your doing exactly that that makes it hard to "put up" with?
>i have OCD so i HAVE to shower at least once per day
I also enjoy vidya and some nostalgia anime.
>>27080548
They're a deep shade of brown. When i look at them in the mirror they are kinda reddish hazel even.
>>27080580
Blackbots find love too buddy. Just because some don't like that doesn't mean there anrt people who do.
This thread is so pathetic, holy fuck
/r9k/ is LITERALLY dead
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>>27079975
>>27079975
Current bf + a job.
>>27080532
>fit boyfriend
even she gets chad lmao
and yeah I'm a NEET for life and a hikki who wouldn't even know where to begin navigating the outside world, even my fucking dealer delivers to my doorstep
i'm an outcast man, people like me just don't have good things like a girlfriend happen to them, we live alone and die alone and that's that
>>27079975
>be me
>be white
>be 6'2"
>be in decent shape
>be making 120k a year as a piping engineer
>hobbies include /lit/, traveling, cooking, and learning
>mfw delusional roasties think I would EVER be interested in dating a damaged shut in
May as well settle for a robot, ladies.
>>27080570
You sound nice but I'm taken already
;););););)
>>27080602
Find me a non-shitposting faggot nor BBC thirsty tranny that would consider a blackbot, and maybe I'll believe you.
>tfw dead inside but threads like this keep pushing the knife in
>>27080607
you're a fucking retard there has been threads like this since r9k began you were probably a fucking 11 year old faggot when i was browsing threads like this in 2008
>>27080613
>>be making 120k a year as a piping engineer
Is that code for gay pornstar?
Ever worked for with Wesley Pipes?
>>27080630
/soc/ didn't exist in 2008
/soc/ was created for shitty threads like this
>>27080588
>don't really mind if you can't quote, seeing as i can only quote authors who really interest me
>i need space to do art sometimes and i have anxiety attacks before events, which can be really hard to deal with. i also cry a lot.
i am ok with this
>>27080641
post skype?
maybe we'll enjoy each others company
>>27080638
Nope, I work at a refinery and am straight I'm afraid.
>>27080655
>>27080641
reminder you two will fail
>>27080662
Everything is temporary. As long as the continual passage of time continues to be the apex predator of the universe, everything will eventually rot away.
>>27080655
baldrbrae
>>27080613
It's like you thought we wouldn't expect you to go for Stacy.
...you know how delusional we are.
>>27080668
>Everything is temporary
lolno you 2deep for you edgy faglord.
>>27080641
>>27080655
pieces of shit, you can get together but I'll still be alone haha
just picture me laughing as your relationship fails
shitty chads who post on /r9k/ and get hookup with girls just like that and shitty sluts who can post anywhere and find exactly what they want make me sick
>>27080686
>thinking im a chad
I am one of you, she will hate me. I just met the very small parameters that was outlined in her post.I harbor no hope that anything will come of this, I am doomed to death alone
>>27080705
no you bastard, you're gonna get an /r9k/ gf and then you'll break up with her and cry about it on here you piece of shit
fuck you
>>27080718
I cannot, in good faith, disagree with you.
It is a possibility. A small one, consider I am physically unattractive, but a possibility nonetheless.
>>27080657
>refinery
you will have cancer in a few years, 0/10 would not date
as long as he's a misogynist he's perfect
>>27080756
Think about all those life insurance shekels and settlement monies
>>27080759
Do you want an indoor or outdoor wedding?
>>27080771
cringing so fucking hard right now, families
>>27080762
I have 350k in AD&D. Not bad but not enough to be set for life.
>>27079975
6'0 curly hair aquamarine eyes bunny rabbit yellow teeth with a gap, metalhead, mentally ill, skinny, lil bit of chest hair, really shy and autistic.
Open-minded.
Passionate.
Nice looking with a cute personality.
Some similar interests.
Doesn't get angry or irritated over non-issues.
Kind, both to people and animals. Especially so to me, obviously.
Willing to dote and pamper.
I usually like to post a big silly list to trigger people but this would probably be enough to make me happy.
-Below 5'9
-Obese or severely underweight
-No hobbies besides gaming and internet
-Average to below average penis size
-On the autism spectrum
-22+ years of age
-kissless hugless handholdless virgin
-Bathes once a month or less
-Lives with and supported by parents
The thought of having a man like that inside me makes me so moist!
>>27080939
>Bathes once a month or less
so close
>>27080503
I'm 5'10
6.5-7 inch
blueeyes
i like anime
and im shy
>>27080924
I like reading these lists because it helps me realize and understand what's so wrong with me and why I will never have a gf.
I'm so fucking flawed on so many different aspects that I have no chance.
>>27080924
Good. I meet this criteria
+ a ton of other good physical and skills qualities
I always knew there was hope, but every now and again I need that reminder
>>27080970
Hang in there, anon!
oregano
>>27080924
What are your interests friendo? You seem like pretty chill person.
>>27080984
If you're not open to being cucked and don't want to prep a bull, you're not open minded.
Me
Male
5'11"
215lbs
Short brown hair
Blue eyes
Job as maintenance assistant
Would like a cute gf desu
>>27080503
That's... Actually a match; go figure.
Depending on which anime you like that is.
>>27080873
>it's now cringeworthy to want to get married
Fuck off, r3ddit
>>27080878
I can set you up for life
>>27080995
Since when do you have to be a turbocuck to be considered open minded?
>>27080995
>If you're not open to being cucked and don't want to prep a bull, you're not open minded.
Depends really. I'm kinda bi, so fuck it
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>>27081003
>5'11"
>215lbs
Lose some weight, you fat fuck
>>27081027
>implying Mulder would want your pleb roastie that doesn't even habeeb it
>>27080992
Reading, astronomy, lolita fashion, anime, cats, witchcraft. Kind of trying to get into cooking but I have a boring palate so I don't think it's worth exploring.
>>27080984
Don't give up, anon.
>>27080051
>non-white
>$100K a year
Pick one
>>27081074
Interesting stuff wish I knew more about most of that stuff to be honest. What do you like to read? Favorite book?
>>27081143
Umineko, if you don't think that qualifies, maybe The Magus.
>>27081028
I'm barrel chested you neet nigger.
>>27080613
But I could be the love of your life bby
>tfw you'll never fall into a blissful slumber with me in your arms
The bigger question is where the hell you would meet a girl who even likes the traits being mentioned.
>>27081164
Heh I'm not gonna disqualify something just because it's a manga that would be really hypocritical. Plus I've heard Umineko is really good. My favorite books are probably The Myth Adventures by Robert Asprin.
Over 6ft
Must be funny
Would like to go adventuring with me
Enthusiastic
Compassionate
Any eye colour except brown
Smiles
Not pleb tier music taste
>>27081228
Just go out, anon.
Unless you are some arrogant piece of shit "y am I aloen :((((" like most people in this place, you won't have trouble finding someone like that outside.
>>27079975
>white
>rich (100k+ a year)
>taller than me by at least a couple of inches (I'm 5'8)
>MANLY (sick of men who look and act like boys)
>good looking obviously
>muscular but not too much
>has lots of friends and will take me with him to all sorts of social events
Optional but preferred:
>decent sized dick
>has a nice family who will like me
>Christian
>likes to cook (I suck at cooking)
>is tidy
>will spoil me
>funny
Before you robots get angry at me over this, OP asked what my IDEAL bf is, realistically I don't expect to ever even meet anyone close to this list and even if I did I wouldn't deserve him.
I'll describe it for them
> Reserved, but not in a "shy" way like "socially anxious", but in a "doesn't interrupt/ say stupid shit he thinks is totally right because he thought it." Usually thinks things through, but would rather sit and observe/ probe for more details before jumping to assumptions.
> Very open minded and forgiving. If someone messes up in front of them, they laugh in a very "It's okay :)" sort of way, always trying to be inclusive
> A combination of the previous two; uses words like "sorry" but NEVER says "please", especially to a woman. Is "cute" in that they are trying to not mess things up, but is just simply being a bit overly-cautious in a way with other peoples' feelings/ impressions.
> Has something going on in his life. If you ask him where he sees himself in 10 years, he'd probably give you a joke answer at first, but then turn serious and list off 2 or 3 pursuits that he has already taken steps towards. Seems like there's some kind of purpose or thing he wants to "explore"
> Creative. Art, drawing, piano- whatever. But not in a "I just practised a lot and can play these 5 or 6 songs REALLY well" sort of way. More in the intuitive or improv sort of way. Say for instance, they're good at drawing; they'd off the cuff sketch some fun pictures exaggerating the current scenario, or some funny combination of words that was recently brought up. Bonus points if their pursuit involves art in a meaningful way of some kind- not just "I play guitar and play in some bars"
> Loves animals. Not just "Yes. This dog is cute." More like, if a cat up to them and no one was looking, they'd sit there and pet/ cuddle the cat for as long as possible. Like a genuine out of the blue smile when a dog is present and they're looking at it. Is able to intuitively grasp how an animal feels/ what it wants/ what kind of personality it has. But not confidently asserting it- more like "Look at this cat- he has a look like he's completely run out of shits to give"
>>27080503
>too tall
>green eyes
tfw
>>27079975
Doesn't check out other women. Is that even possible for a man? When I have a crush, even 9/10s are invisible.
>>27081003
Me again, here's some other things I'm sure will piss off some of the robots.
I have friends (gasp)
I have a healthy relationship with my parents (double gasp)
I'm not mentally unstable.
I've had girlfriends and sex before.(reeeeee)
And I've been cheated on by all of them.
So my desire for a qt introverted girlfriend who I can love and loves me (for once) isn't that far fetched. And I'm obviously not a Chad.
Watched Heathers yesterday
Fell in love with the guy
So I guess thats my ideal. Im not a fembot though, Im pretty normie.
>>27081298
More:
> Good sense of humour. More aware of how funny something is "in the moment". A tiny bit condescending towards things when using humour, but would usually say "Nah just teasing" if it goes over boundaries. Able to take part in banter with other equals, and disappointed when you get upset over it.
> Good at seeing things from multiple angles. Would rarely get angry over petty shit, because they'd be able to rationalize the other person's point of view. This doesn't mean they don't stand up for themselves; rather, they just refuse to jump to assumptions/ get disappointed when others do so.
> Skinny. Not buff- ottermode. Pic related on the right side. That bald veiny overly-muscley stuff is fun for fuck fantasies, but a boyfriend needs to look like he can defend himself and overpower/ protect you. Taller than average.
> Is able to get themselves out of a rut. Girls do NOT want perfect boyfriends. That would be fake/ intimidating. They want someone who has gone through tough points in their life. Poor family growing up, bullied in school, depression- just something to imply that they're life hasn't been 100% great so far. They want someone who can push through the most troublesome shit- which might include the girl themselves. Someone who has been knocked down, but got back up, and will continue getting back up in the future.
>>27081216
Do you have anything to offer?
>>27081298
>>27081435
you sound like a controlling person
>>27080277
How old are you? W-where do you live? I fill most of your requirements.
>>27081475
I'm a guy. This is what I observed girls liking in guys.
Doesn't browse 4chan.
>tfw all of them include height as important
>>27081164
>>27081231
Anon you gotta skype or a throwaway Email you seem like an alright person and I've always wanted to talk with someone from here. The other post is me btw.
>>27080051
obvious troll is obvious!
>>27080064
this is a true statement
>>27080176
bait
>>27080254
bait
>>27080426
bait
>>27080503
possibly the only real post by a fem bot
>>27080526
im 28 shut your bitch mouth nigga!
>>27080580
truest statement ever
>>27080607
another very true statement
>>27080613
chad speaks!
>>27080759
this is what women really think
>>27080924
using the word triggering even in irony makes you look dense but other wise your pretty cool!
>>27080939
i hope you been trollen lass!
>>27080970
i feel this feel also
>>27081003
was was 210lbs at 5'8 and was only 12% bodyfat, get at me!
>>27081276
you shouldn't be here!
>>27081284
your ideals can tell some one exactly what kind of person you are, have fun with that :-)
>>27081435
ur fgt
>>27079975
intelligent, nihilistic, has a wicked cents of humor
>>27080503
I've been told that my eyes are a petty shade of brown. I love in New York. LOVE ME PLEASE.
>>27081558
yeah ikr, but however if you ever talk about wanting a slim attractive well educated woman you can call a friend and a partner you're "a fucking misogynist pig who doesn't know what good for himself and you need to check your privileges" ect ect ect. fucking double standards 'n shit
>>27081519
Oh, then yeah, you pretty much nailed it.
Nice observations, anon.
>>27081635
This nigger knows.
Origami commentation
>>27080503
if ur still here pls respond we have a lot in common
>>27081644
Not if it's in NY.
>>27081644
your eyes are the exact same color as my floor boards
>>27081663
OP asked femanons to describe their IDEAL boyfriend.. We all have our dream bf/gf. Being in a real life social situation, sitting there as a bitter 3/10 going on about your high standards comes off as weird.
>>27081383
I'm that way! My ex considered herself ugly but to me age was legit the hottest person in the world. I've legit had "attractive" offer to have sex with me and turned them down.Too bad she wasn't the same person I was ;~;
>>27081705
Rip. Where you from then senpai?
>>27081757
She* was
>>27081757
That's nice to hear. I understand you turned them down, but was that because you didn't want to cheat? Or was it because you felt no attraction?
>>27081791
Both. I felt no urge to and I'm loyal to the people I love.
>>27081756 and did you just complain because ia stated a few standards in a thread full of standards? or was it because i was complaining about the standards? tell me more about how to be a superior person anon..
i bet your a fucking female.
Do girls like jewish men?
>>27081819
lol no, not even the jewesses in the west like their own men!
>>27080503
>cries at a lot of things
this is a woman to stay away from kids
>>27081012
what anime do you like? anime I like: Cardcaptor Sakura, Watamote, Ghost in the Shell (don't like second gig, laughing man was better), Revolutionary Utena, Railgun, idolm@s, love live, and Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>27081644
anything but brown, sorry.
>>27081695
I am here
>>27081858
you left out the christian thing, it generally typifies an unstable and susceptible personality.
This song is for me because I really like me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV5lzRHrGeg
>>27081922
i go to church, do church activities, i was indoctrinated and follow the Christian 'value', if you believe every Christian is a loon that's all up to you but tip your fedora a little harder if this is bait
>>27081959
If you were a true christian, you wouldn't be here.
>>27081982
is this coming from a 'true' Christian or a skeptic?
>>27081959
jesus you're a fucking idiot... how are you not a loon? with your fucking sky god and your heaven and hell telling people what they should and shouldn't be doing while raping little boys... sounds perfectly stable to you i'm sure..
>>27081994
... you really cant tell that just by reading what he said??? you really are that unstable!
>>27081994
I don't have a religion but I'm not atheist either.
Girls like you only say they are christian to come off as pure. And everyone but you, knows that's bullshit.
>>27082003
i'll explain to you, being an atheist is illogical, there's two possibilities, there being absolutely zero gods or there being a god, or gods. by being an atheist which is cutting off every religion you're limiting yourself to the special club, being an agnostic is the same way but it's less retarded. by being any religion, be it Christian, Hindu, or Muslim (ew) you at least have a future after you die in this life
>Asked for ideal
>People describe their requirement
why.jpg
Stuff like "taller than me" doesn't make much sense if you can actually choose - you're supposed to describe the ideal.
How would "has much money to spend" not make the list every time, given the benefits outweigh any imaginable negatives? People just describe their preferences, not their ideal.
>>27082003
You're as much of a loon as those you accuse.
>>27082036
i've never had a boyfriend or been touched by a boy either ive never posted nudes or any of the sort online either, you're probably less pure than me
>>27082038
you are well past saving my son
>>27082081
sure i am buddy, just like your good at finding bait??!
>>27082106
Well I touch myself so yeah, I'm not pure by your religious standards but I never said I was a christian, did I?
You seriously think you follow christian values because, according to you, you have never had a bf yet you visit this degenerate place? You aren't kidding anyone.
>>27082106
implying personal purity is even relevent
>>27082178
your only missing out on the great physical connection and pleasure of sex, its your loss.
>At least 5'11 (my height)
>Chubby/Average or fat and willing to work on it
>Has life goals and a path to achieve them
>Is okay with me being a stay at home mom and raising a family after we're married
>Will go on bike rides or runs with me
>Is okay with my gross body (I'm all flabby loose skin from losing a ton of weight)
>Will eat all the food I cook and enjoy it
>Can take a joke, not mopey
>Won't make me watch anime or shitty movies I don't care about
>Has a nice family who loves me
>bland, average looking comp sci guy
Something about them is always really cute.
I also like dark curly hair, light eyes and glasses.
>>27082470
so your basically after perfection with a fat body that you can make him turn into a hot body?
>>27082470
>>Is okay with me being a stay at home mom and raising a family after we're married
marry me
>>27082511
I feel like that's not even close to perfection. I have a good job, graduated from college, and have a lot more to offer than whatever I think I'm asking for. He would ideally stay chubby, I just know the health risks of being obese and would rather him be healthy and live for a long time.
>>27081626
Post your steam or something I guess if you want to chat.
>>27080503
I'm looking for a gf, not a daughter.
>>27082537
It's a deal, anon! I want at least 4 children but could imagine having up to 7. I want them to be close in age too so they can all be friends ;-;
>>27082558
OK sure Steam name should be Dominator0
(Pls no bully I've had this name for a long time)
>>27080503
This a high yield you post
>>27081283
I don't have trouble finding people. I have trouble finding the right people. Dunno where I would "go out" to find them.
>>27079975
Taller than me
Blond or brunette hair that is thick and rich, soft and medium to long length
Toned and muscular at a hobbyist level.
Business casual fashion
Great big smile
No beard
Green or hazel eyes
Kind and caring.
High cheekbones and prominent jawline.
Straight nose, no hook nose.
Long tongue if you know what I mean.
>>27082799
what's up girl
>>27079975
Sorry I'm late.
He has to be an Elf, platinum blonde long hair, crystal blue eyes, tall and graceful and pretty much be Thranduil.
>>27082799
So when are we meeting?
>>27081092
asian and indian doctors make 100k easily
>>27082812
>>27082825
I just described my ideal boyfriend. I in no way deserve that boyfriend. He is completely out of my league. I'm ugly and have Aspergers. I am better off dead.
Thanks for (You)s
>>27082853
Where do you think you are?
What's your contact :^)
>>27080051
Good luck finding a guy that can lift you lmao
>>27082853
Doesn't mean you can't chat. Or are you afraid of words on an app, too?
Fembots would you call my eyes green or blue and do you like them?
>>27082903
They are very qt green eyes. If you are tall I would be your gf solely based on your eyes.
>>27082903
I would call them beautiful, sweetheart.
>>27081885
i pretty much match everything you said except im neutral on anime and 5'8 manlet
>>27082569
Where you from senpai? ;)originalcomment
>>27082470
why are you on r9k? don't you have a WNBA game to get to?
>>27082953
>solely based on your eyes
you mean height and eyes
>>27083055
I'm too scared of black women to join the WNBA, anon. I'm also too busy reaching things on the top shelves for old ladies at the store.
Just be a boy :^(
>>27083093
darn it...
>>27083092
srs question, are manlets subhuman to some women? like, are you the kind of girl who would not even see a sub5'11 person as a man?
>>27083092
would you ever have sex with a midget who painted himself blue and talked like a smurf?
>>27082836
She said non-asian.
>>27083130
Are you a cute girl
Original
>>27083227
no im a cute guy and lied just to make a comment on the internet
>>27083213
wew lad
i cannot fucking read today
WEW JUST WEW
>>27083093
YOU"RE LOOKING AT HIM RIGHT HERE, I EVEN HAVE A FUNCTIONINGbrain
>>27080924
Animals and pets are absolutely disgusting. I will never understand what people see in them.
There's also no reason for men to spend any money on women, since the wage gap is a complete myth and young women earn more. Next.
>>27083239
That's not nice, anon
>>27083257
How big is your brain?
>>27079975
Gaybot here.
The ideal boyfriend is a straight acting tall, thin but muscular man with messy brown hair and a nice dick.
Personality wise being politically involved/aware and having a good sense if humour is great.
Bonus points if he plays video games.
>>27083279
my fucking grey matter constitutes 1450cc! this fuckers pretty big
>was raised to compensate and settle
>every time I try to figure ideals my little imagination tendrils split three thousand ways
There are virtually infinite hypothetical bfs of equal super positive worths.
My preferences are for certain combinations, like if a fellow is very short he should be peppy and vaguely arrogant- like a jack russel terrier.
If he has gyno, he should also have wide hips, so he's like a secret dickgirl that nobody can judge me for dating because he hides it with fat guy clothes.
Do you get what I'm saying?
>>27083294
what is up with the height thing, is it physical attraction or social acceptance?
>>27083153
I've personally dated two guys that were shorter than me. One was 5'5 and one was 5'7. Honestly they're the ones that had issues with me being so much taller than them, especially the one that was 5'5. I think he felt really emasculated and self conscious that he wasn't tall enough or """"manly"""" enough. I would date any guy that was nice and loved me, but it really seems as though shorter guys have issues dating taller girls.
The one that was 5'7 is my best friend now though and I see him every day of my life. I love him very much and wish we could have worked out (unfortunately he suffers from extreme mental illness and is incapable of being in a relationship).
>>27083341
that kinda sucks, although I understand it. being about 5'7/5'8 there's a lot of qt girls I'd love to go for but they're all 5'11 model status and I'm doubtful they'd ever even consider it, so at least I know there's an inkling of a chance.
>Tall. Somewhere between 6'2 and 6'6
>Slim. No fatties.
>Intelligent.
>Nice smile.
>Blue eyes and brown hair.
>Big dick.
>Just as awkward and lonely as me.
What was the point of this?
>>27083279
I only said that it is functioning still
Its been a couple weeks since I have sperged out.
>>27082820
>tfw you have ears that come to a weird fold so it looks like you have pointed ears
>tfw inherited pale skin blue eyes and 6' height
>didn't get my dad's blond hair
so close yet so far
>>27083389
Don't let your height stop you from approaching taller girls. I know guys on r9k love to pity themselves and project their insecurities on others, but you seem really nice and I feel like you're better than that. Most girls really don't care if you're the same height or shorter than them, and if they do, they're not the type of girl you want in your life. You could be passing up the love of your life since you think she's too tall! That makes me so sad, please approach tall qt girls and be happy. Good luck anon <3
>>27081298
>>27081435
There is no way girls find half of this shit attractive
Only criteria is:
Chad
6'4" height
9" cock
optional: Black
mandatory: Rich
>>27083468
I like that perspective and I think I'll just blindly go with it since it's better than believing everybody hates people sub5'10, considering you're a very sweet anon I hope you find your perfect man <3
>>27083341
>extreme mental illness
>not capable of relationship
i had the exact oppisite thing happen, be me, 5'8 get netball star gf who is 6'2, all this in high school mind you. after just 3 weeks her mum told her i was too short for her and she had to break it of. mfw left with complex for rest of life!
>not a cuck or a beta provider
>Doesn't worship me because of vagina
>good music taste, anime
>same political views
>probably not a depressed fuck like me because don't want to circlejerk in despair
Looks wise, just don't be fat or sin ugly and we cool lol
>>27083394
Overlook the brown/ dark reddish hair and green/ hazel eyes and I met your criteria.
Except I'm just "secretly" lonely- everyone assumes I'm pretty well off based on how I look. But once they catch me off guard, I'm awkward as fuck.
Then again, I'm in a setting with practically no women, and just a bunch of computer geeks. Haven't really had a chance to start talking to girls. I want my own car/ living space/ clothes first, or else I feel really self-conscious about what I can offer. (Besides rambling online, drawing, jokes and stuff)
>>27080053
Underrated post mates, underrated post.
all these girls talking about "good taste in x"
I've met only a handful of girls with good taste and I bet you're not one of them
>>27083556
>circle jerk in despair
but that kinda sounds fun
>>27083556
hmu and tell me about those political views
>>27083541
Well that's horrible! I think her mom just wanted her to date a tall guy, I'm sure it wasn't anything personal. I know it must have been a horrible experience, but you dodged a bullet, really. You wouldn't have wanted to deal with a horrible woman like that in your life anyway. I'm sure you're older now and realize that this situation will probably never happen again! Please don't allow this to hold you back, anon.
>>27083526
<3 You can do it anon!
>>27083621
Please be my boyfriend ;_;
You have been muted for 2 seconds
>>27083612
I haven't met one, they all seem to like absolute crap desu senpai, women in their 20's who worship eminem and i dated an art student once who absolutely loved to paint pictures of herself that was all she would paint, what the fuck is up with women demanding taste and style when its pretty fucking limited in themselves?
> girl says she has good taste in music
> she doesn't like sonic OSTs
Non
Sense
I can only thrive from a really negative woman
Because I have an inherent contrarian spirit, making me an asshole. But in the face of negativity, it makes me someone who sees the positivity/ nice side of things.
Basically, someone to always disagree with
>>27083631
well it does happen, now i'm a grown ass man i see it all the time, i'm good looking, ripped, intelligent and do heaps of actually exciting shit like rock climb skydive ride motorcycles ect, im almost chad incarnate some times but at 5'8 yet there isn't a single women over 5'8 that will even give me the time of day. and when i realize this and that the women who i have managed to date do so because they're shorter it puts me off the whole thing, part of the reason i haven't even touched a women in 3 years now so im pretty much done for now.. fml
>>27083765
cry more, ya fuckin bogan gronk
>>27083640
sure :-() where are you? kik, skype?
>>27083787
>using the word gronk
>calling others bogan
hey aussie, you want fuk fuk?
>>27083816
sorry, I only fuk fuk guys over 6'3"
>>27083797
What's your kik, senpai?
>>27083849
>guys over 6'3
>lives in australia
>is a man
i didn't know faggots did that much acid
>>27083922
only faggot here is you, cunt
>>27083915
"chromejasper" or "jasper chrome". its a clever combination of my browser name and my old cats name.. that's how original i am..
protip girls on r9k or in general don't actually know what they want they just know what everyone else wants and thus want that because they think it will make them happy
>>27083939
wow.. you sound a little triggered bro bot! did i touch a nerve regerding your latent homsexuality?
>how many ausbots do you think inhabit this board out of curiosity?
>>27083955
Are you 12 or something?
Original the post
>>27083989
Holy shit, are you serious? Are you really doing this?
>>27084052
yes and what is this?
i really couldn't think of anything as a user name so i just picked two random words out of the air, i do this for a lot of things and come up with random shit tier names, its kinda my super power.
>>27084056
yeah fgt come at me bro!
>>27084115
K anon, I'll add you so we can shitpost on another medium
>>27080139
if your ideal man is anything other than ''has a dick'', you're not lonely
get the fuck off this board
>>27084222
i have nothing better to do at the moment.
>>27080016
yeah sure thing faggot
>>27084287
>Doesn't even reply
Y-you too
>>27080939
>The thought of having a man like that inside me makes me so moist!
Why the hell does the dating scene have to be completely dependent on what a woman want?
Men are the ones responsible for every single aspect of human civilization. Women just ''exist'', why the hell should their opinion about who gets to procreate matter?
>>27081216
Is that the only thing you have to offer, being something to hold in your arms while falling asleep?
>>27082038
>2 possibilities
>lists 3
Christfags confirmed retards
Pic is what your average fembot
You have to have a job and money and take care of Tyrone's spawn
>>27083448
>Brown haired elf
>>27084636
No.
A Fembot is a virgin, does not have kids, 0 relationships, doesn't use dating sites etc
Thats just a washed up Stacy
>>27080503
ty for describing me.
>>27084840
Poor b8
Fem""""bots""""" are all washed up sluts.
They claim to not want Chad, but that's exclusively who they fuck.
At least 2 fembots ITT have kids.
All females have relationships, cus getting one is as easy as breathing for them.
There are no fembots, just roasties
>>27080503
ooh this one is pretty gud
>b cup
toplel chestlets
>>27080448
ohai reddit
>>27080016
Came here to say this
100% this woof
>>27080051
>has a job enabling him to live financially independent
That's not what "financially independent" mans.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_independence
