any ausbots on tonight?
what are you doing to keep the feels away?
unifags need not apply
>>27079857
>unifags need not apply
it's friday night so the unifags are all out having protected gay sex
>>27079857
I wonder how long until an ausbot goes full Elliot? There has to be at least one who will crack eventually.
>>27079887
No that's just all Melbourne fags.
What feels exactly? if you have no women feels you should kill yourself immediately.
Currently relaxing with my feet up on the desk and listening to Asap rocky.
today went boxing gym today, sparred 10 rounds, bag work, rope work etc.. came home and boiled 130grams of rice, chicken breasts, had Greek yogurt and vegetables, bit of a sugary drink etc..
Feeling great.
Can I be a unifag in this thread if I don't actually go to campus or watch lectures?
>>27079911
Guns are difficult to get a hold of. Literally too much effort to get a hold of a pistol and most of our rifles are too slow for crowds. Unless they did a full on holdout with barricades and shit, they wouldn't get far.
The highlight of my day was finding out that the teacher was the culprit in the anime Erased. Other than that, I've just been on steam all day and my head hurts. This is the last time I'm playing FPSes since it always gets me dizzy
>>27079911
i would if i could get a decent weapon
not gonna waste my time using a shitty handgun and getting 6 kills
if i had an ak or something with 10 mags i'd gladly go supreme gentleman
wait till new years ever or something when the streets are overflowing with normies
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
fuck off asio
>>27079946
why the fuck are you here then?
no seriously, you sound like a turbo chad, go to a night club you pretentious asshole
Any fellow monash robots?
There must be because I saw this overweight guy shout out 'WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIT' in a terrible black accent today.
>what are you doing to keep the feels away?
getting really drunk and jerking off
gotta love the /highschooldropout/ life
>>27080077
>tfw dropped out at age 13
>tfw 23 and my life hasn't progressed an inch since
>still live with parents
>no job
>no car or license
>still virgin
>no friends
all i need is my daki and my vidya/animu
>>27079887
>>27079934
>tfw unifag from melbourne on 4chan
>>27080074
Holy fuck.
>>27080093
How do you manage to drop out at 13 if you have parents taking care of you? Are you a true autist?
>>27080074
Swinburne here, unfortunately. If there are any other swines here, I'm up for an awkward meetup of sorts. Assuming you don't mind befriending an Abo of course
>>27080093
i dropped out at 17
no car, no gf, virgin, living at home
but ive got a job cleaning dishes at a shitty cafe where everyone hates me
im tempted to down a bunch of bleach and dishwasher detergent and jump in front of a car out front but i dont have the courage
>>27080047
If you want to cry about no women feels, please fuck off back to tumblr.
>>27080109
>Abo
>On /r9k/
>>27080102
>How do you manage to drop out at 13 if you have parents taking care of you? Are you a true autist?
i told them the reason i couldn't keep going to school was because i hated being around other people and i felt like i was going to snap any day and go columbine
so yes, i am a true autist
>>27079946
>came home and boiled 130grams of rice, chicken breasts, had Greek yogurt and vegetables, bit of a sugary drink etc..
>Feeling great.
sounds depressing af. do you maybe have some concussion going on? like in that movie?
>>27079946
>if you have no women feels you should kill yourself immediately
Why?
>>27080134
it's got nothing to do with "no women feels"
you just sound like someone who is perfectly content with their life and boxing is a very chad activity
you honestly have reason to be here
Why are the unifags posting in here?
>>27080109
post pics abo-kun
the people of the chevron caltex clan are known for their beauty
i must see u
>>27080167
If you aren't happy with neet life you aren't a robot, you're a phony.
A failed normie.
>>27080182
>If you aren't happy with neet life you aren't a robot
fuck off
if you're happy you aren't a robot
Anyone from the central coast here?
Keen for a meet up before I literally murder a whole bunch of people
Will take u to maccas tonight and shout you a feed
>>27080189
Leave, failed normie. Neet life for a robot is paradise.
Faggot.
>>27079857
nothing.
food/sleep/emptiness.
>>27080200
That last remark was pretty edgy of you.
The robot-bunch are always brimming with optimism and positivity, aren't they?
>>27080299
Leave, faile normie.
Faggot.
>>27080320
>Tfw I actually am gay.
Also only post #2 on this thread.
>>27080358
>>Tfw I actually am gay.
Faggot.
NICKLANENICKLANE NICK LANE
NICKLANE NICK LANE
whats wrong with being a unifag?
i hate this shitfuck physics, 3 weeks in and i already want to kmsits not really anything to do with uni itself but anyways
>>27080408
the fact that you are leaving your house and forcing yourself into a social environment
even if you're too autistic to actually interact with other unifags it doesn't change the fact you are capable of actually going
>>27080459
i dont actually talk to anyone there thoughprobably more accurate to say no one talks to me but anyways
i dont understand your point desu
NT reporting in, just chilling to some music
drinking extra drys
/gold coast/
>>27080472
even if you don't actually socialize you are obviously comfortable enough to be surrounded by other people
>>27080320
trying too hard, anon
>>27080533
>trying too hard, anon
Faggot.
> can't say fa,m or tb,h on this shit site
holy shit can chink moot be any more cucked
I just want to die in peace
just saw deadpool with my little brother which was a really nice time desu
>>27080524
>comfortable being surrounded by people
good fucking joke cunt
made me laugh/10i stay in the toilets or under the fucking library stairs whenever im not actually in a class
>>27080158
>sounds depressing af
Would be, for a degenerate fat junkie. A clean diet is nothing someone like yourself would be able to grasp.
>>27080539
i will literally lick your asshole irl at the train station of your choice if u stop
>>27080593
>i will literally lick your asshole irl at the train station of your choice if u stop
Poofter.
>>27080598
rape my face until i throw up
>>27080575
>Sugary Drink
>Clean Diet
>>27080611
>Not understanding the purpose of one sugary drink after an intense 3 hour session.
"R9k"
>>27080574
>go to class with a bunch of other normies
>i-i'm totally a rowboat guys
>tfw visiting home town after moving overseas for 3 years
>Home town has changed and people have moved on since I've left
>Spent the last 3 months studying, exercising and occasionally ruining into people I know in between hanging with family
Met up with "that Girl" from highschool too
It was a bit awkward though
She clearly still has a thing for me but I'm just to autistic to do anything even now
>>27080624
>Thinking you know what the fuck you're talking about.
>I'm not saying you're not healthy, but you used the words 'clean diet' and any clean diet doesn't include the words 'sugary drinks'.
>Quotation marks instead of green text
>>27080654
Please stop, you are embarrassing yourself and have no idea what glucose levels are or what one way is for you to replenish them.
"R9k thinking they know what they are talking about again"
>>27080667
I don't care what glucose levels are ya weirdo.
>Clean diet
>Sugary drink
stay safe arooooooo
>>27080683
Again, the homosexual completely ignores the reasoning for drinking a cup of orange juice (Sugary drink) after a workout, even after he was spoon-fed.
Take your meds, kiddo.
>>27080634
>implying sitting in the corner of a lecture theatre by myself is interacting with other people in any
i go there. i write shit down. i go under the stairs or toilets to wait for the next lecture and repeat. every fucking day so far
>>27080708
>Homosexual as an attempted insult
>Orange juice is maybe still bad, depends if you made it yourself or had store bought crap, some of that stuff is just as bad as soft drink. But I was probably wrong about assuming it was bad.
>Acting all weird and superior on r9k
>On r9k
>On. r9k.
>Who hurt you?
>>27080773
You're a clown, mate.
Just got done smoking weed and fapping for the last half hour. Shit wasliterallyorgasmic. Now I'm making music while I wait for my food to finish cooking. Pretty comfy night.
>>27080780
Never said I wasn't, but you're apparently a rude douche! I know which I would rather be.
>>27080773
what the fuck
am i reading
are you trying to give someone else advice or think your pinion is somewhat warranted right after you said you didn't know what glucose was? you are a fucking idiot
not even same guy holy shit just shut the hell up he is schooling you and you are ignoring it...
Who here /sadboii/
Its only been a few months but it feels like years since ive last talked to a girl, what do i do? So many cute girls at uni
Evenin' niggers. I've been trying to get an ausbot image together but I keep getting interrupted by other obligations. Sorry about that.
Niggers
What High schools did you guys go to?
>>27080943
essendon ones
>>27080968
lol dude I'm near Essendon
>>27080861
i think "sadbois" are edgy faggots
>>27080994
kill yourself my man
>>27081009
nice meme, my dude
>>27081009
is that ironic? i think it is
>>27081019
my pal, I better not see you around essendon or I'll commit seppuku
>>27079857
suicide seems increasingly likely
>>27081045
now post pics of yourself
>>27081083
no can do
I'd rather walk past you unknowingly than having to acknowledge your existence
>>27081059
i know that feelio familio
>>27081100
how else will I check out your body then
>>27081145
how do you mean check out my body? why would you want to do that? whatever, I'm going to sleep soon
>>27081160
cuz you're going to be my gf
>>27081172
what makes you think I'm a girl
>>27081172
I'm a guy and I hate dog memes
I'm also really tired
Good night Anon
>>27081180
what makes you think hes not a fag?
>>27081180
>>27081236
you type feminine
>>27081259
uh maybe because I said gf mate
Any TAFESA cunts here?
Anyone in Newcastle or Hunter Valley?
gold coast here, went to bed at 4pm and woke up at midnight, about to microwave a meat pie for breakfast then im not sure what im going to do
Brisfags report in
watching rage atm
>>27081881
I did a short bartending course in 2010, does that count?
