let's do this
>84
46 being a fucking loser sucks all i want is to be able to live my life
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>>27079509
Took this test already
28
19
the point for not smoking weed is retarded
the connections to get illegal things = normalfag
>>27079509
>wizard apprentice 25
Well... Fuck.
>>27079509
>149
Would've been even higher were it not for the stupid table top and console lines I mean come on
8.
I've fallen.
>67
>Cyborg
Quite accurate desu
>>27079509
55. That's quite accurate as i'm robot-tier, but not as bad as some other brobots posting here.
39
>tfw you know score will go down in the future
![average [s4s] poster.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MQUNNJG.jpg "average [s4s] poster.jpg")
>>27079509
I scored a 30 but all the bad stuff is internal. I have all the characteristics of a human being but I probably died inside a while ago.
57
Not inaccurate.
79, fuck. So close to being "Slightly strange". But still, I am indeed a cyborg.
>not anxious around family/friends is worth more than not uncomfortable around strangers
shit test tbqh familia
OP here, I wish you were my real life friends
Apparently I'm a cyborg. I should get out of this board before I become a true robot. It may already be too late...
60. . . most of the social interaction I get without fucking up is when I'm tutoring people because I'm good at history, math, English, and the concepts behind science classes, and the confidence from helping someone and being useful/good at things overrides my low self-esteem.
>tfw wasting away veritable talents for complex personal reasons
>>27080216
Its harder to be comfortable with family than it is with strangers desu
60. It'll only get higher in the future.
>>27079509
69, Cyborg.
>You are a sorry amalgam of robot and regular human. You linger in two worlds at once, an outsider to both the normies and the robots. As a result, you may be on your own with your feels.
Damn, that description feels too accurate. Health problems dragged me into this, I should have never taken those antibiotics for acne, my stomach and digestion would still be normal...
166
I'm just here to laugh at the socially retarded.
>>27080357
Prognathism here, feels ya brah
103, what am I even doing here
>77
Yeah, that was roughly expected. Been bipolar some years now and bitches love mania, but I always inevitably revert to being a suicidal shut-in loser every 3-6 months
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>>27080416
Poor delusional faggot.
83 here. Seems about right. I don't feel like a robot, but I am a lot more robot-y than most people I know.
37, at least not a wizardyet ;_;
80 / 89 with bonus round.
I was much lower before but I managed to recover quite a bit. The "slightly strange" description is actually really accurate.
22
who else /wizard/ here? feels fucking terrible
>57
But, let me break it down
>Physical 27
>Mental 16
>Social 7
>Accomplishment 3
>Bonus Round! 4
If I wasn't fit (fit-skelly bmi 19) from martial arts and not being a substance addict because no money then I would probably fall more around ~30-35
>>27079509
90, get in there.
94, guess I should get off this board now.
>>27079509
>14
I want all these failed normal fags to leave
>80, Cyborg.
Shit. Too strange for normies, too strange for robots. Well fucking gee son.
>>27081583
too normal*
>>27081583
Get cancer you degenerate scum. And I hope the next woman you fuck has aids too you chad mother fucker. Fuck you fuck you fuck you and fuck you to hell
spergis gona sperg
automatism comment origanentius
>>27081595
There are people who scored over 90 above, so you can go fuck yourself. At least you can be on good terms with robots like you.
43 (forty-three)
just
>>27079509
142 lmao
>tfw gf of 3 years
>tfw studying engineering
>tfw relatively successful in most ways
nice reminder though, thanks r9k for helping me realize how good i have it
98. I'm pretty much missing experience with girls, which is what keeps me from becoming a full blown normie.
33
Is there any hopes for me?
>135
Talk about a confidence booster, especially when I got to the part about multiple romantic partners, sex, holding hands, romantic kissing. Really reminded me of how far I've come from being a socially deprived home school kid.
Even had a date yesterday, and I'm taking her out again on Saturday to see 10 Cloverfield Lane.
Feels good.
This test should be the new captcha, if you score over 60 you can't post
>>27079509
110
I've actually improved a fair bit in the last couple of years
>28
Feels great t b h Jesus Christ fuck the robot
When will suffering end?
>>27081751
GET OUT GET OUT NORMIE GET OUT GET OUT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>108
This despite being a diagnosed aspie without a driver's license at 24 who's only ever had long-distance relationships.
>>27079509
55
>mfw I haven't showered in two weeksdespite having the period
35. I could be far worse, but I'm still filth. God damn it.
73, a real cyborg female desu. I am indeed alone with my feelings, to make matters worse I'm a female and no one understands my issues irl let alone on r9k where "REEEEEEE".
40
the mental and social categories are unfair, I got 1 point total in social
33
surely doing drugs, smoking and drinking is normie shit though. My brother is a huge alcoholic, smoking, druggie chav and he's a total normie.
52
>tfw robot
I always thought of myself as a cyborg ;_;
39
robot pride world wide
>>27079509
>25
Almost there, I can feel my powers growing.
>115
>if I get my own apartment and start making real cash I become a Chad
yeah my life sucks, and so does this chart
>>27079509
116, just made chad :^)
I'm a success by everyone except my own standards
Exactly 30.
I expected lower, to be honest.
>>27079509
127 and I don't even see myself as a chad
94. Almost normal. So close.
>>27079509
Also 84 my slightly strange bro
>>27079509
97. Am I... Am I normalfag? Should I....Should I leave?
>>27079509
66 Just another cyborg trying to find their place in this world
145
I live an ideally balanced lifestyle,
Combining social interaction, focused study, as with recreation, I'm living a happy health life full of achievement and pride
I see myself as a natural born leader,
Normie tier I guess,
But at least i'm happy and I love the people around me, I'm proud of them and they're proud of me
Discreet pussy is the best kind though :^)
Still could out-meme Lori any day so i'm going strong
134, how do you even score 0-8? I feel like you'd have to be trying hard to go that low
>>27079509
7, true autism incarnate
8 could probably go a bit higher
but wow is it ever a good feeling to become such a rotten piece of shit in human form
>>27079974
>>27082684
>>27082659
We are human garbage
>>27082701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8sm4gBH79M
yep and it's disgustingly amazing bathing in my own filth
>>27080208
same for me. so close, yet so far
23
I used to score a robot.
life is only getting worse
>>27079509
far too much to read
i don't give that many fucks, m7
113, guess I'm a normie after all.
>>27079509
77
>tfw i go out and do things in the world and people don't realise i'm a cyborg
just end my life up desu
>>27079509
106 but this scale should be adjusted so accomplishment and mental are worth more and social didnt have sizeable section devoted to sex. /r9k/ should be mocked for being stupid or living with mommy at 30 not for not having sex
>>27080416
Bitch if you take pride in a number you got from a cgart on this board you are a fucking faggot
>>27082889
it's not that not having sex makes you pathetic, more that being pathetic is the reason you don't have sex. i think nonvirgins can be robots but it is harder to classify them as such for that reason
>>27079509
Physical: 14
Mental: 9
Social: 13
Accomplishment: 5
Bonus Round: 1
I'm a robot
>Well i'm a kv and everything but i'm sure to be better off than most of these sad losers
>58
Why am i still alive?
>>27082926
Not all the time. Some dont find value in such things. Sex with no purpose beyond joy is while an effort no different from someone spending 3k hours on a game. Effort for validation.
This chart is using normie metrics to measure success and treats sucess and normie status as interchangeable
mfw I'm right on 59.
>>27079509
52. The "Social" section killed me, I got literally 1 point from there.
59.
Physical: 22
Mental: 11
Social: 3
Accomplishment: 12
Bonus: 11
>mfw
>No smoking addiction
>No alcohol addiction
>Don't smoke weed
>No addiction to any drugs
So close to 0
>>27079987
Same.
Guys can we both please stay here?
>>27079974
same here
have intercourse with my fecal matter in an upwards motion, family member
I got 110.
> 69
I'm a cyborg with a thing for 69ing
65.
Literally cleaned out by the social section.
67 cyborg masterrace
>>27079509
>tfw 1 point on social
>>27079509
132.
I genuinely tried to get a low score by not getting the attractive face or the happy one or the clean conscience one
I'm not even that successful
53. I expected something a little higher but fuck it, I'm not ashamed.
52. This test seems badly written and hard to get a non-robot score on, I'm pretty ~normie~ desu except for not banging people
75
gotta say, for a shitpost enabling cg on an imageboard this is pretty accurate and comprehensive
64, I guess I'm not too bad...
53.. last time i did this i was a cyborg. what has happened to me.
71
Cyborg is actually a pretty accurate description of my life. I'm surprised
92, yet I'm a depressed, lonely virgin.
>>27081668
>also studying engineering
>got 46
fuck
105
Spent the last year or so improving myself and it looks like it's paying off. There's still hope for me to escape this shitty board.
35 lads so close to becoming an apprentice
96. Feels normal, man THank god.
80
I think I better leave
54
Virginity is keeping me from being a cyborg.
116
just made the cutoff for being a chad
used to consider myself a robot about a year ago until I stopped regularly browsing r9k
23 as afemale
i probably should have ended it a long time ago but i'm too lazy and indecisive
23 physical
25 mental uh oh already no robo
social 25 1/2
accomplished 8
bonus 12
slight strange.
>>27079509
116
Way higher than I was guessing
>>27079509
Cyborgino here but with zero sexual experience.
>>27088367
Forgot to add this particular photo
>56
Fuck me lads.
116 Noice.
I wouldn't consider myself a Chad honestly. I think being a Chad signifies that one is an asshole which I am not.
Did, better than I thought I would lads. wew
>>27079509
I think this is a bit to heavy handed
I am no where near a chad in personality or appearances.
Better than I thought
>81
whatever
the chart means nothing, and it's not like anyone looks at anyone elses anyways
39
I am a robot that was almost a wizard apprentice.
123 but definitely not a chad by looks or personality.
111
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