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Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday edition
Oreet lads how's it going?
Reminder that you re not supposed to wash off shower gel.
Can a South African be a Brit?
>>27078855
Sure, look at that 90 year old we let stay because she was sick.
>>27078855
Where were you born?are you black
>>27078855
Only if your name is Candice Swanepoel.
>>27078855
No, fuck off back to bongo bongo land. The sound of your accent alone is cancerous.
>>27078875
Western cape, no my mother is German and dad is Rhodesian
>>27078982
Seeyath ayfrickah
>>27078982
Please it's ongo bongo bru
>>27078855
I've used to fuck a Saffie. Hottest sex groans.
>>27079034
I just imagined it and it was horrific.
>>27078996
Suppose that you were part of the empire and your timezone fits.and we do need immigrants to boost the population due to declining post rates
>>27078996
Go to Germany, you can cry to them that some evil Not Negro took your farmland away (like you did from them 200 years ago).
>>27079043
Depends if they are Afrikaans, Afrikaans girls voices sound like grown men
>>27079052
The locals of South Africa are actually Khoi-San, they were hunter gatherers and Didn't even farm, the Xhosa are from up north and they say we stole their land when it wasn't theirs to begin with
>>27078855
tfw the only person of note your country has is a paranoid nugget.
>tfw no energy to do anything
>tfw 50 quid lying in my xbox live account to spend on vidya
>tfw literally can't be arsed to choose what to buy
>>27079216
To be fair if you were a rich white dude surrounded by roasties and gollywogs I'd be paranoid
>>27079321
What kind of game to you like bruv?
>>27079338
I'm pretty open to anything desu. Not racing though, got too many of those.
I quite like the look of that Lego Avengers, but I got bored with Lego Marvel quite quickly, so I might leave that one.
Anyone ever had anything delivered via parcel2go.com? Are the delivery windows accurate?
It says 14:52-15:52 today but kinda sceptical.
>>27079216
holy fuck
what is wrong with his legs?
Did anyone else notice the #GamerGate reference made by the lad on Come Dine With Me yesterday? Was a wonderful reminder that we are winning desu #GamerGate #NotMyShield
>>27079389
eurgh fuck off with that embarrassing shit.
>>27079358
I'd say thats a preowned bargin bin game desu
Im personally enjoying the division but i don't get hyped for games and butthurt when they're not that great
>>27079389
U wot? Got a link?
>>27079398
SJW detecteds
It's never too late to get sorta hot in a weird way
>>27079423
I'm still waiting on reviews for The Division desu
It looks okay, but it's a Ubisoft open world game, and they're all the fucking same desu
>>27079398
No I just find it embarrassing that entitled man and womanchildren thought that their little argument was the most important battle humanity has ever fought.
But everyone outside of their little circlejerks gave zero shits about video game journalism or 'gamers' and still treat it like the joke it is.
Special snowflakes thought they were important and literally no one cares, but people are still trying to make GamerGate a 'thing'.
>>27079497
Meant for
>>27079439
which is original bb
Friday, post waifus.
Hope to see you all for film night tonight!
>>27079497
>But everyone outside of their little circlejerks gave zero shits about video game journalism or 'gamers' and still treat it like the joke it is.
Law and Order SVU cared.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcxHiOQUVH4
I watch it with /v/, it was magical
got an interview for a work coach at my local jobcentre. if i get it, i'm going to bring down the system from the inside and give money back to the NEETs.
Is there a Skype group?
I need friends desu
>>27079586
Good man! Make sure to leak all the pressurings about sanction numbers they give you, and save the NEETS that deserve to be saved, while being ruthless upon the chavs.
You can be a great man.
>>27079612
There's a Steam group
>>27079372
he doesn't have any
>>27079613
I'm hoping there's some chav slags I can sanction with my penis.
>>27079586
How much do work coaches earn?
>>27079666
Satan wants you to do it lad.
Nige loves his mini him toy
>>27079729
around 18k a year lad, although it varies from centre to centre
>>27079459
This one is a bit different. I did get bored shitless of farcry 4
>>27079623
Full of cunts
>>27078771
Earn just 419/month
Still have to pay 33/month council tax.
What a fucking pisstake
>>27079822
Different how?
>>27079853
No not at all really, you don't sound like the kind of person who anybody would want to be friends with so good luck with that
>>27079881
yeah, it's so unfair, people with money have to pay taxes
>>27079623
Share desu?
>>27079034
I just to fuck a coloured saffie.
>>27079459
Is there single player? I've got a lot of multiplayer shootersand I don't want to try so hard all the time
>>27079903
Whats the point of having a personal allowance of 12,000 if someone earning under 5,000/year has to pay taxes
>>27079936
https://steamcommunity.com/groups//britfeel
We're playing through Synergy HL2 at the moment if you have it, might continue tonight
>>27079882
Less of a collectathon, there are alot of very similar side missions but the missing person stuff is interesting and the pvp is good shit
>>27079965
This. council tax does take the piss.
You're taxed 30% on anything over the allowance anyway and council tax is like another 10%
and that's the fucking lowest bracket
>>27079961
There is, but apparently it's more of a team focused game, which is what's putting me off, because I play on my own most of the time.
>>27079885
>implying i want to be friends with the weebs
>>27079903
Mate that is like 6k a year. There is no way you should pay any taxes when you earn that little.
>>27079995
He gets his bins taken, probably uses public transport. Council =/= government.
>>27080007
>costs 33 quid for the bin men to come twice a month and drive down your street and half arsed pick up 2 bin bags and then yell at you if you have the cheek to have 3 bin bags
fucking bargain mate.
Considering I earn just shy of 20k but pay like 4 grand in taxes and I don't get value for that
>>27080007
He also uses the NHS, was educated by the state and is protected by the army and police etc.But is not expected to contribute to the coffers until he has a reasonable income so why should council services be any different?
I got told I can claim PIP today. Does anyone know whether the rate is strictly higher than the care component usually is for DLA?
>>27079944
Definitely did a double take when I misread that as Staffie
>4chan
>>27079547
Glad to see people are ignoring this shit. Adds nothing to the conversation. Use your waifu for reaction pics, sure, but just posting them for the sake of it is annoying.
>some crusty Japanese businessman with high tech Vr system has already came inside your waifu
How does this make you feel
>>27080122
>Drawing attention to it
Seriously mate?
>>27079984
Same. Some days I just wanna do my own thing, or go around with bots, much more comfy.
Got to go to asda at 12... fuck. not even awake enough to be doing something as brain intensive as shopping.
![Life-is-suffering[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zjovh00.jpg "Life-is-suffering[1].jpg")
>Come to /r9k/ for the first time in a while
>See Hannah in the OP
>Go in search of videos to fap
>Still too depressed to get it up
>>27079762
How old is he now lad?
>underoos
>>27080415
>MCU Iron Spider confirmed
pretty okay with that desu
>>27080415
>>27080445
if you like capeshit you are nigger lovers
>>27080516
but why you so mad about it
>>27080522
i dont embrace white genocide and the agenda the nigger lovers who do capeshit push
I hate when foreigners speak to each other in their own language when you speak to them.
Like, I know they both speak English so they will be talking in English to me but then sometimes they'll mention something to each other in paki speak, it's very rude.
>>27080648
>pakis
>polite
lyl
i work with a robot in a factory. he was on a machine that he couldn't keep up with. when some other member of staff went over to him, he asked to be excused to go to the toilet. 5 minutes later, he returns with his mother who works in an unrelated department of the business to inform the covering member of staff that anon can't keep up with the job.
i understand the feelings of social anxiety well, but i would feel worse/more anxious if i had to bring my mother in as a buffer for any trouble i might find myself in. wwyd robots?
>tfw old mmo i love releases new server
>tfw gona spend 200 bongbux on the cash shop
help me
>>27079547
Good morning little lad, and morning everyone.
Going to enjoy another day of vidya and chill until the film tonight, i hope everyone comes and enjoys the banter in the chat.
Anybody else in Glasgow sick of all the wee scene cunts that hang out at the four corners on union street? They clog up the fucking street and make a general fuss whenever anybody tries to get through, I've had to push past them before to get to my local Games Workshop since they refuse to get out the fucking way.
>>27080681
Please tell me he was under 19....
>>27080681
>work with a robot in a factory
>he was on a machine that he couldn't keep up with
Without the context of calling /r9k/ robots, this is even better.
Imagine Honda's Asimo in a dead end job with no social skills.
>>27080747
nah, he's 24 or so. he has told me before that he likes going on internet forums. i didn't ask him which, but i wouldn't be too surprised if he saw this.
>>27080725
Just gotta tape some knives to your hands.
>>27080790
Okay off topic but Neds, especially that scene, was great
any tips on how to exploit this, robots?
>>27080681
You don't work at Nissan do you lad?
>>27079547
Postan.
ORIGINAL.
>>27080816
>how to exploit
>Get job
>Earn britbong
>become normie
>enjoy your pitiful existance.
>itchy eye
What does it mean?
>>27080840
nah, the situation sound familiar?
>>27081022
You're dying, lad. Tainted by corruption and chaos
tried to figure out how to repressurise the boiler lads, couldn't figure it out and now mummy is going to have to call someone in
>>27081208
tell it to get a job or you're evicting it
>>27079547
Nearly the weekend lads!
Time to do the exact same stuff as usual but with more normies around to ruin it.
Just had another fish n chips lads
>>27081576
Battered sausage and chips to be quite honest family.
>>27081576
>guys can I be a thing now please
>>27081629
What do you mean? I was just sharing my thoughts in a friendly environment. No need to attack me
>tfw no qt paki gf
>>27081640
You could do that anonymously. If you're going to use a trip expect to get some shit for it.
>>27081739
But I am superior to you fucking roaches so it is imperative to distinguish myself from the common rabble like you
>>27081713
gtfo akhi
Got nigel his first football. He's terrified of it. Keeps barking and being submissive and jumping around it, and if you roll it at him he'll freak out and hop away while barking
>>27081788
fuck off mate, no one cares any more
Any of you lads played Elder Scrolls Online? Thinking about getting it for the PS4, it's only 12 quid at cex so I might get that and Bloodborne with my voucher.
>Non-ASCII text is not allowed.
Fuck off with your meme rules
>>27081835
I've heard it's fucking shit
Try Black Desert Online. I'll warn you though it's not really "casual" at all, there's so much fucking shit to do in that game, like making a boat literally from scratch, investing in farms and towns to make use of their facilities or hire workers to help you farm ingredients to make food which you need to feed workers, or trading with an actual trade mechanic. I went in expecting an easy MMO and my mind was blown. Plus it was released last week so you wont be far behind
>>27081827
could be the reply to everything posted in this thread desu.
>>27081915
>fuck off mate, no one cares
>>27081910
Not him, but you could try Blade and Soul. It's a lot of fun.
>>27079547
>>27081835
ESO apparently shits all over the lore, so don't if you care about that at all.
But thats a decent price, can't really go too far wrong.
On a related note, is guild wars 2 worth playing? I have it, i'm just not sure if its worth the time or not.
>>27081921
Fuck off mate nobody cares
>>27081910
My PC is dogshit and I'm not a big gamer so there isn't really any chance of me upgrading it any time soon. I just stick to the PS4 games for now.
>>27081928
Eh, I know a small asian guy from scotland who's been trying to get me to play it. Is it any good? I'm already pretty invested in BDO
They seem to gave confused me with one of the anime lads
>cauliflower cheese
>add grated leicester cheese
>microwave for 4 minutes
This is the food of the gods mates...
>>27082353
>Microwave
It's supposed to go in the oven you filthy peasant.
>>27082369
>implying anyone got time for that shit
nigga i might as well make myself a 5 star meal.
Lads some fat mess thought I was going to rape her last night.
>get dropped off near home after finishing work at 10
>basically have to walk about 45 seconds, cross a duel carriage way, walk through an alley and then I'm home.
>as I'm walking to the road some massive fat chav cunt walks out of a nursing home, must have just finished work
>she's just in front of me, keeps looking over her shoulder
>she stops on the other side of the road and pretends to be on her phone
Knew she was pretending, her phone was lighting up her face and was still on Facebook
>she doesn't want to walk through the alley with me because she thinks I actually want to rape her fat are
>wall past her and step out of sight round the corner
>lean against the wall and light a fag
>she comes through and I say "good evening"
>she jumps a mile and calls me a dick head
>she walks off down the road and keeps looking back at me
>every time she looks I make sure I'm staring straight at her
>finish my cigarette and go inside to masturbate thinking about raping an actual attractive woman.
>>27082385
>lean against the wall and light a fag
>she comes through and I say "good evening"
you fucking weirdo
Just ate my last can of Oxtail soup, lads. They don't sell it where I live so I probably won't get any more for months.
>mfw
>>27082521
>They don't sell it where I live
wat
>>27082521
order it online?
>>27082521
I have one tin of oxtail soup. im saving it for when my parents go away so I can dance naked around the house eating it.
>>27082479
Fucking fat chav slags thinking everyone wants their "curves"
Wasn't weird about it, just like when you walk past someone in the morning you say "morning"
Well might have been weird about it. Don't give a fuck though. Fucking with people is the only fun I have.
>pick up food from the shop
>walking home and decide to get a coffee from a small cafe because tired
>walk in and notice there's a qt girl behind the counter
>walk back out
Manager from Tesco just rang me. Start work on Monday.
Don't want to be a wagie. I'm going to miss you NEETlads.
I want a black GF. It's more difficult to find a beautiful black girl but when you do they are head and shoulders above white women without a doubt.
>up in Liverpool for 3 day business thing
>walk into Iceland because every other shop looks like it's been looted during the riots
>swarms of navy blue tracksuits as far as the eye can see
>all I can here is "eeeem, eeeeem"
>I'm a good foot taller than anybody there, I'm wearing a suit, they're all in adidas
>just wanting to get a few sarnies and head to the hotel
>some kid calls me a "suit dickhead"
>just ignore him
>his dad says "what, you too fucking good for me fookin son"
>voice is so high I'm barely able to understand, but I can see "I'm going to stab you face"
>laugh a bit, think it's a joke, I'm not sure why he's so angry
>turn back around, queue is so fucking slow, 3 90 year olds in rollers in front of me and I'm sure the cashier is asleep
>"ye fukin prik fink yer can cum ere liverpewwwwlllllll wiv a fekin suit eeeemmm"
>don't even know what to say, just drop the sarnies on the floor and walk off
>now sitting in hotel and hungry
Fucking hate this shit hole
>>27082699
I know that feel mate. Something really sexy about good looking black girls.
Also dat ass
There was this really fit black girl from London on twitter I used to wank too, can't remember her name now though or I would post pics. It's annoying as well because you reminded me of her and now I want to wank to her but can't.
>>27082702
>"suit dickhead"
>"what, you too fucking good for me fookin son"
>"I'm going to stab you face"
that circular chav logic. it just cant be reasoned with.
where was the scottish magpie that was here yesterday?
Anyone have experience not paying a TV license? I'm thinking of moving out and I wouldn't pay for it because I don't watch live TV nor do I want to fund the BBC pedo ring. If I get my own place should I expect to be harassed by them?
>>27081788
Is he Messi yet mate? Try to use it outdoor togheter with a tennis ball and see if the lad is opening up.
>DXM trip yesterday was shit, all the bodyload and shit but no tripping whatsoever cuz tolerance
>glucose levels fucked all night
>stabilized them in the morning
>injected 9U of fast acting 'slin for 4.5 carb units (bread)
>waited 10 mins before eating em
>eat them
>glucose levels suddenly RAMP UP from 100 mg/dl to 250mg/dl
fuck this gay disease lads. why the fuck does the insulin act so fucking slow in my body? THe thing is i dont even have insulin resistence, my insulin sensitivity is LOWER than that of the average type 1 diabetic, and i have a BMI of 18.0 which is fucking underweight.
whenever i ask my doctor about this he just says
>well yeah in some people the insulin acts slower blablablabal yea its possibly blaaaaaa
>>27082931
never paid it, never used it , never heard about it.
>>27082931
Yep last time I didnt pay my tv license the tv license inspector peaked through my windows and in a fit of rage I ran out and slapped him until he scuttled away. Next thing I know the police are at my door and I had to spend a week in isolation. Would not recommend.
>>27081788
Poor Nigel he looks so scared of the ball. He doesn't know what footballs are.
>>27082962
Ask your dad about it.
>mother just started having a breakdown because she couldn't find her phone
>mfw
>>27082962
>K-On
and now you're stuck with watching pleb anime
>>27082931
Never had one. Watch TV sometimes.
The TV licence guy has called a couple of times. I don't let him in because he doesn't have a warrant to do so. He says he can see a TV in my front room which I do but he can neither prove or disprove I use it to watch live TV.
Life goes on.
>>27083039
>>27082962
PUSSYNIGGAS ACTIN LIKE THEY NEVER HAD SHIT
weriotu q34985t9zru
>>27083021
I'd just like to interject for a moment
oc
Fuck sake lads, work (morrisons) just called, I was asleep but they left me a message wanting me to work an hour earlier tomorrow. Really don't wanna do it, can I just ignore it or is it best to just to phone back
questions about renting lads
I rent a place, coming up to end of 6 month lease in 2 weeks
want to change place, will the new person wait the notice period before i move in or will they say "nah mate we're not waiting a month for you to move in and pay us rent"
i don't want to give notice then when it comes time to leave there's nowhere available
>>27083123
Call back and tell them you quit then go in and stone cold stunner your boss then grab beers from the alcohol isle and open them and smash them together and pour them all over yourself and the shop
>see escort
>afterwards get std check
>answer the questions honestly like a retard
>one of them was did you pay for sex
>they have my name and address everything
how fucked am I lads?
>apply for a job
>invited to assessment day
>get a call on my mobile to confirm my attendance
>after I hang up realise I never gave them my mobile number
legit freaked out, are they threatening me?
>>27082931
If he comes round just tell him you don't watch TV. You can watch Netflix and stuff without having to pay.
He will probably ask to come in and look around to make sure you don't. He doesn't have power to though so tell him to bollocks.
If they went to all the trouble and expense of getting a warrant and checking every person that they suspect watches TV then the money they get wouldn't cover it.
Only had them come to me once, he asked if I watched TV and I said no, TV is mostly bullshit. I watch Netflix and Amazon instant and that's it.
He asked if he could look around, I said no, he fucked off. Never heard from them since.
Just landed a job at pets at home lads :)
oi oi lads how do you get around the no singles policy at your local cineplex? I normally bring my falcon and disguise him as my date. Aslo what snack do you normally have? I get crab legs most of the time
>had second interview for job this morning
>went well but I don't know if I really want it
>people there are mean to me
>tell mammy
>she says if I don't want it there's no point, especially if I'll be unhappy
>help her with her shopping
>she buys me an Easter egg and whiskey
>email them and thank them for their time but tell them I'm no longer interested
>they ring me
>block their number and email
Very comfy day
>>27083176
You know you have to kill the bunnies and Guinea pigs when no one buys them, right?
>>27083212
I wish my dad was more like your mom.
He forced me to go to work at 21 and try to become a normie. Fucking asshole ruined my life.
Oh well at least I can buy video games now.
>>27083172
Paying for sex isn't illegal lad.
Running a brothel, soliciting on the streets and kerb crawling are, but actually paying for sex isn't. You're all good.
>>27083244
Yeah my dads a piece of shit and thinks I'm a good for nothing, even though I went to college and constantly look for jobs.
My mam is very supportive, doesn't want me to do something I hate just for money.
>>27083278
>doesn't want me to do something I hate just for money.
So she literally never wants you to get a job then?
>guy stole dads credit card details
>among other things, he booked a hotel room this morning
>phoned up hotel
>guys still there using dads name
>police on their way
hope they gut the fucker
>>27083416
Maybe it's your dad m8?
>>27083455
it's not him, he's stolen 8 grand of dads money over the past 2 days
apparently the manager has just gone up to the guys room with 2 police officers
>>27083470
Gonna let him go with a slap on the wrist for a misunderstanding lad :^)
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!l
>>27083470
It's an immigrant who doesn't know any better, they'll let him off and tell your dad to be more careful.
Your dad should have gone to the hotel with a couple of hard pipe hitting niggas to go to work on the homes.
>>27083320
God i wish my gran was like this.
She actually would be pretty cool with it if I jacked my job and just lived the NEET life, but she won't be around forever and what hapopens in 5 years if she dies and I'm left with nowhere to live?
>>27083516
chavniggas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llWqbbhsMH4
>tfw been listening to EDM a lot lately
>tfw mood has aent from downer to more positive.
Now I know the normies secret
>>27083659
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARNa-TxqZvQ
feels good to be FAST.
>>27083516
>EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!l
aye aye
>>27083581
>She actually would be pretty cool with it if I jacked my job and just lived the NEET life, but she won't be around forever and what hapopens in 5 years if she dies and I'm left with nowhere to live?
Won't you get her house?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PPsD-XPTE
Halal music only please.
>>27083724
>everyone stand up for the british national anthem
>>27083707
If rented and she puts him on the tenancy.
If its hers she might leace it to be split between family.
>delete browser history
>4chan native settings stops working
>>27083659
Would like to test that theory out but i just dont like that music tbqhwy
>>27083841
I'm listening to some Nujabes rn, maybe thats more up your street? Can't listen to any one thing for too long anways.
>>27083707
>>27083778
Fucking council innt.
>>27083926
You can't inherit a council house? What do they do with it then?
>>27083981
Give them to somebody who needs it
>>27083981
I think anon is suggesting that she is the tenant of the council property, not the owner. It is very unlikely he would be able to succeed as a single person.
>>27083981
You can if Thatcher sold you it.
Lads, I drive a Mini Cooper like a massive faggot and have the chance to buy a super fucking fast Audi A4.
I'll be skint for the rest of the month but running costs once I've bought it are pretty much the same. Also it's faster than shit off a shovel.
I'm shit at making financial decisions like this and I really just want to decide either way. Can someone make a decision for me? I'd ask in /o/ but they're mostly Americans and don't know wtf I'm on about.
Fuck me lads, didn't realise Special Brew was so strong. I bought it thinking it would be slightly different from normal Carlsberg. Only had a can and I'm feeling pretty fuzzy.
Am I just being a faggot or is Special Brew truly a pikey drink?
>>27083981
>>27084034
>>27084063
This pretty much, they'll boot me and shrug and move on. I'm not an 18 year old single mother, I'm a grown man, which means I am entitled to fuck all. Went to get on the list for a flat, since I have money and what not.
Woman basically told me that I would never get a council flat. Said that because I have somewhere to stay and that I don't have any dependants, I was looking at a waiting time of years, probably 3-4 and when that time came up I would still be put at the back of the queue and there was no guarantee I can get one. She told me that because I have a job I am expected to rent private. Told her I had shitty credit and spending 70 quid for a credit check to rent privately is just a waste of money since they'll turn me down, she basically said
>not my problem
So now I am forced to possibly rent a room from a Polish woman in a shared house because that is all I can afford. Fucking piss take.
>>27084202
Audis and BMWs are for cunts
source: we have one of each in our family, I fucking hate them both
>>27084228
Special Brew is the drink of homeless alcoholics and pikeys. It will rot you from the inside out,
Why are chip shop sausages so rank?
>>27084240
You got any mates? Could offer to split their rent and move in with them for a bit until you've saved up enough to find a place
You can always date a rich posh fatty and live with her. Dignity aside it can work wonders.
>>27084202
Do you have a small penis?
27084202
>>27084255
Which would explain why I feel like stabbing someone in the chest right now. Good to know
>>27080122
>Use your waifu for reaction pics, sure, but just posting them for the sake of it is annoying.
I'd rather they just posted them once than with every other fucking post as well.
>>27084202
minis are based m8
hoping to get one after my peugeot
>Watching Jezza Kyle
>mfw I see someone with rotten/wonky/missing teeth
WE HAVE FREE DENTISTS, HOW IS THIS STILL HAPPENING?
Toothache is one of the worst pains, how do they fucking endure it?
>>27084342
We don't have free dentists.
>you will never cash in your qt in the bank contract for a shot at a girlfriend like seth rollins
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2l9p8i
>>27084352
If you're on benefits, we do, and let's fucking face it, most of Jeremy's clientele are on fucking bennies.
>>27084352
People on bennies get free healthcare and pretty much everyone on Jezza is on the dole.
>>27084342
I wonder that too. Like, I've seen some people with fucking BAD teeth. I'm talking all brown, broken and rotten and they're just joyfully smiling and laughing away as though they aren't even in pain. Doesn't make sense.
>>27084202
Do you really think anyone here gives half a shit?
Go ask your Normie mates.
>>27084276
I've been trying to convince my mate to get a flat with me, he's in the army and he can pass the credit checks and shit but he's on the fence since he is away a lot and won't see much use of it for the half he's paying. Think he'd rather save the money and stay in his mums spare room for now,
Considering the rich fatty, fucking her would be horrible, but at least I'm getting my knob wet and she'll keep me in a comfy life. Worried she'll turn into a horror though and want to constantly talk about our relationship when all i want is to play vidya in peace.
>>27079547
Oh boy it's the weekend lads
Why is TPB always down lately?
>>27084249
>knows 1 person who drives an audi and 1 who drives a bmw who is a cunt
>therefore everyone who drives them is one
feels good to drive a golf
The hijab-wearing Barbie http://bbc.in/1Ulxe9v
>>27084551
>Hijarbie
kek
in dis mofuckr
>>27084551
Does she automatically explode if you accidentally reveal any skin?
>>27084551
>wear hijab as sign of modesty
>wear lip gloss and eye shadow anyway
Why wear the tea towel in the fist place/
>>27084532
I drive a polo, golf's gay younger brother who can still hold up well
Tbh I love my polo, fast, cheap, great mileage, the 2012 onwards one look cool
Vw best cars
>>27084600
>Vw best cars
Fucking hitler wagon
I dunno what I'd do if he died, lads
>>27084249
I know but it's ridiculously fast and it looks nice.
>>27084280
No, I don't have one at all.
>>27084327
Why not buy mine lad, it's super low mileage and the Cooper, not that shitty One version.
>>27084392
Probably not but I couldn't give less of a fuck about waifu's, but they're always filling up these threads. I figured it was just a bit of a random brit discussion.
>>27084532
Golfs are great but for me to get a decent spec'd one that goes as fast as the A4 I'm looking at, it'd cost me a fucking bomb. I'm getting this car from someone I work with and they're desperate to sell so it's a real steal.
>>27084590
Because seeing a woman's face tarted up in make-up does nothing for the sandnigger. When he sees hair however, watch out.
>>27084662
You should only reply to 3 posts at once mate, thats the rule, keeps your posts looking tidy.
>>27084647
If we vote to remain in the EU he might as well be, there won't be any possibility of another vote in his lifetime and he doesn't really have anything else to talk about.
>>27084676
What else is he supposed to do? Post twice in a row? there is no rule like that
>>27084676
Sorry, noted. I got a bit carried away.
>>27084708
Just skip the replies where you don't say anything worthwhile.
For example the first two replies could be cut without losing anything.
>>27084739
Your entire post can be cut without losing anything wortwhile.
Want to have a wank but just haven't got the heart. I don't know what's wrong with me.
>>27084392
fuck off manchild, there are plenty of normalshits ITT.
>>27084202
what does superfast even mean? is it modified? Because the non S non RS versions arent that fast in general. well that depends on what "fast" is for you.
>>27084754
>tfw you start wanking but get bored halfway through and just lay there with your cock out, thinking about why you're on /d/ or /trash/ or exhentai or pornhub or whatever
>>27084775
Not very fast tbqh...as I said, I've gone from a Cooper which is about 113bhp so I'm hardly experienced in the superfast. The audi A4 is a 2.0L turbo, 200bhp, does 0-60 in about 7 seconds.
>>27084708
replying to more than 2 posts makes you look like an autistic cunt
>>27084775
/Brit/ is for you my well endowed friend.
>>27084842
>200bhp
okay then, didnt know they can have so much. thought thats where the S versions start
>>27084842
The national limit is 70mph, speed is basically irrelevant.
>>27084881
Neither did I...this is the S Line version, it's also an automatic if that makes a difference. It's only about 200 more a year to insure over the Mini, which surprised me.
Lads, my grandad just sent me a naked photo of himself. wtf do I do?
>>27084972
Suck his cock
>Suck his cock
>muted
>why am i not surprised
>>27084972
Send him a naked pic of you, just to be polite.
I was just handed a glass of wine, drank it and exclaimed "Ooh, that's a nice wine" only to be told it's a bottle of Echo Falls.
I don't know what to do. Is suicide the only option?
>>27084972
Why did I click that.
>>27084891
>The national limit is 70mph
Only when the police are looking though.
>>27079571
Law and Order Special Cucks Unit more like.
>"14 year old twins named and shamed for terrorizing estate"
>tfw you will never be beaten up by a 14 year old girl
>>27085040
Demand they bring you the finest wines known to humanity
M8s is there anything good to watch on iPlayer while I eat my din din?
It's ready in 8 minutes.
>>27085050
you were just curious
>>27085103
No, I'm afraid not.
>>27084891
>some fat NEET autist manchild who has never driven a car
even in countries where there is no limit (like in germany) only allow you to go unlimited speed on tracks that are boring straights anyways. there is nothing more boring than driving on a straight highwayroad even when you're going 300kph. anyone who actually drives a fast car knows that the fun starts on curvy roads and those roads are mostly limited to 100kph max, often even less when they are more curvy.
also there barely ever, EVER is police around anyways and if you have half a brain you will only speed on roads where you can see everything so that it's safe and that you can see if there's a radar trap or a cop approaching. or you can make sure beforehand that there is no cops or anything by driving along the road normal speed first
also 200hp is not even that crazy much and gives you advantages like easier overtaking since most peopel drive slow as shit cars.
shaken babies, whats the truth?
>>27085088
Kek just googled and read about that. I don't get why it is a news story though. That is exactly the same as they chavs who live next to me and in every council estate in the country. Chavs being literal subhumans is not news.
Don't know if I have depression.
Thinking about ending it all quite often, despite telling myself I have to wait until I'm 30.
Feel really shitty, lads. Real shitty. To die in my sleep would be welcome.
>>27085088
All chavs should be gassed
>>27085103
Guns N' Roses documentary on there is really good.
Also that new show with Hugh Laurie in looks good. The Night Manager it is called.
>>27085182
Chavs mishearing the lyrics to California Love and taking it too literally.
>>27085190
bohoooo you manchild. if you were actually about to die you would fear death like nobody else because you haven't even lived yet.
>>27085206
>The Night Manager it is called.
Everyone at my work talks about this like it's amazing, maybe I should watch it.
>>27085226
Not if he was asleep, learn to read.
UFC 2 is a fantastic game lads
>>27084972
>having a micropenis
Also, say "thank you grandpa-pa, i love you"
>tfw no cat to nap on my bed while I browse the laptop who I can put in blankets to keep warm and pet and in return it will make me not be sad
