Ask a guy who has left the house two days in a row and just got the female cashier to touch his hand when handing him his change anything.
>>27077713
one of the most tragic things i've ever read
Did you touch your balls/cock before going to the store the 2nd time? Have traces precum or cum on your hands?
>>27077713
Similar occurance happened once when I was ordering food. We are a mess you and I. Why do they have to touch my fucking hand when giving me change.
>>27077713
I love you anon
I remember the days when these kinds of these things wouldn't matter to me. And while they're still not important to me they still stick out in my mind
My question is 'was she cute?'
>>27077810
Nah. He was ugly ;^]
>>27077762
probably still some in my hands but i did just jerk off 4 times earlier into my current underwear before leaving so i was walking around with crusty cum stained underwear.
OP here; i later went home and masturbated to scat porn using my own shit as lube
>>27077832
yes she was pretty cute. 7/10 desu
>>27077859
OP here: I didn't do this. There is some anon on here pretending to be me. Fuck off
Wow that's a really good job anon. Myself I haven't been outside for two months. I'm impressed. Not sure I could do two days in a row. Going to the grocery store is a massive feat. Paying in a way that allows for change (not debit card).
Good shit.
>>27077870
meant for
>>27077810
sorry still so flustered from this experience
>>27077876
Good shit indeed. I will probably go up to her next time and ask her to suck my dick on the spot.
>>27077859
>>27077873
pls fuck off plankton im the real mr krabs
>>27077905
No. I am the actual op of this thread. All of you need to eat a dick.
>>27077943
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>op
>>27077995
St least post Pepe's from my gallery you silly silly anon.
t. OPenis
