Fembots have you ever dated Chad?
>>27077704
not dated sadly but there was this handsome extremely tall guy who would look and smile at me a lot
i wish i made friends with him at least
sad
Never dated a Chad
Do Internet bfs count as having had bfs?
>>27077761
How does it feel knowing you will never be good enough for chico, a god amongst men
he is far too good for you fucking dirty little cumwhore.
>>27077804
i hate you you fucking slut, fuck you look at this video and know that this god will never appreciate or know your existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp2wdXws_o4
>fembot
fembots dont even exist
women can pretty much get dick anytime they want
>>27077904
he looks like a homosexual
7/10
>>27077964
but you would still fuck him wouldn't you ya dirty cumslut?
>>27077704
Had sex with my Nigga Earle, shit was so cash.
I've never dated anyone but in my compsci classes in university this one guy was very Chad-like and he liked me a lot. I don't know why, I was very quiet, shy, messy and lazy looking and didn't talk to anyone. He was like 6'4" and was very good looking. He asked me out a few times but I never went out with him.
I had nothing in common with him other than the whole computer science thing and whenever we talked it was very awkward between us because I'm autistic and socially inept. He was a nice guy though. No idea what he saw in me.
of course but I had to break up with him because he wasn't my type at all and I didn't feel sure enough about losing my virginity with him, plus he knows how to play every Beatles song with his $4k guitar .....and for fucks sake I hate that shit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27078144
Some guys like those real shy reserved girls, nothing weird about that.
>tall
>tall
>tall
Fuck genetics, fuck darwinism, fuck the human race, and fuck me.
>>27077704
This question doesn't even make sense: "fembot" implies that there are women who are unable to get laid. If you get fucked by Chad, you're not a robot by proxy. Also, women have access to dick regardless of their appearance or social status. Lurk moar.
>>27078144
Did you have compsci beta orbiters?
>>27078214
this, to bee (yourself) honest
/thread
>>27078220
Thankfully, no. Most of the guys in there were quiet and kept to themselves. A lot of Asian guys too.
ROASTIES GET OUT
OUT
OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>27077704
>fembots
Those don't exist you idiot.
>dated Chad
They serve as Chad's side-onahole all the time and then come here to bitch at us when Chad just discards them.
>>27077904
That was unnecessarily hostile, anon. Anyone notice how women literally never say stuff like this to men?
If you dated chad, or even just sucked his dick, you are not a robot.
>>27078144
will you be my gf?
i can protect you
>>27077904
Why the fuck I can't watch this?
>>27078144
>she fell for the compsci meme
Enjoy that useless degree.
>>27078642
>useless
Not even her but you're a moron.
I have never dated chad, although the only person i've ever dated had friends.
i find it weird but does that make him a chad?
>>27078799
If he had female friends yes
>>27078144
>even autistic girls are lusted after by chad
Is there no safe haven?
>>27077704
Stop creating these threads, you fucking retard.
>>27079153
How is this news to you?
I'm gay. Before I figured out I was gay, I fucked loser guys. Now I don't fuck anyone because girls have higher standards than guys so, even when they're more disgusting.
I dated the captain of the high schools swim team for 4 years. Then my next boyfriend looked like he was in a boy band kek and was ridiculously rich. My next boyfriend was chubby with long hair no job, thinks he is a hacker, talks like a fucciboy, cried a lot. But he played video games with me and was pretty fucking hilarious.
tldr yes
>>27079153
Chad fucks whoever is willing. Stacey is just a piece of the pie.
Chad here. I have fetish for ugly girls with no confidence.
Pm me no fat chicks.
>>27078642
Come on anon, you can do much better than that
>>27078144
>no idea what he saw in me
his dick
we all imagine you sucking our dicks
>>27079316
>implying it isnt a meme degree that autists pretend theres money in
>>27077704
Chads are mainly mongoloids, so no.
>>27077704
Yes. I was 19 and he was 17.
He had fucked 64 girls before me, one of which was his sports teacher who was like 10 years older and another was his fucking flatmate, whom he lived with during his first month with me.
Then he used his Chad powers to persuade me and my mother to move in with us, so he could live for free. He never helped in the household, only played on my computer and left during the night to buy/deal weed (but probably did more than that, looking back on it). He also expected me to cook for him, clean after him etc and I did, because he was Chad and he could make me cum continuously and was the first to make me cum only by penetration.
He dumped me when my mom decided she doesn't want him to live with us anymore. He then found an older sugar mama who was a dormitory landlord and let him have a room there for free. Now he is dating a 16 yo girl, I wonder what the sugar mama thinks...
>>27078144
>Compsci
Well girls here get fought over. We're all smart enough to see that we can't ask girls out on the regular because it makes us look thirsty. So we communicate a lot and try to judge eachother by merit to keep the peace. Then some autistic dude who doesn't get it at all makes his 'moves' that only gets him friendzoned and we debate over resetting the .onion hosted clock (humorously named 'doomsday clock'). Most of the time we don't. Gotta keep eyes and ears on them though, pretty annoying. Biggest drawback is that when you date these girls they get feisty with you and there's few good ways to deal with that situation. Not only that but you have to act like the doomsday clock isn't a thing. It's not easy for some. We don't want a second apocalypse. I hasn't happened while I were here but word spreads.
This kind of thing is pretty cool though because students that when any of the compsci courses/programs know and you can relate to each other better with a meme like this.
It's like this youtube.com/watch?v=ggPcmKV5a68
You NEETs are missing out on some great memes.
>>27077761
> made friends
> implying chad will let you friendzone and exploit him as an orbiter
>>27079543
hes probably railing her
you women are all retarded
>>27078275
> Thankfully, no.
> Thankfully.
Thanks for being honest femanon.
>>27078152
> breaking up with something because they own and play an instrument
Women.
>>27078503
From what? Bears?
>>27079777 (Trips)
from internet bullies
but if you need me to protect you from bears than I will
>>27078144
look at this bragposting 'autist'. fuckng normalfags and women. why the fuck are you so desperate to be seen as a robot? clearly you just want the title and attention just so you can hold your nose in the air and pretend not to picky, while being picky.
fuck off
>>27079798
>>27079777
REEEEEEEEEE IGNORE THIS GUYbe my gf instead
>>27079664
I know. Of course he is, that's why she lets him stay there for free, but as a woman I know that she would be bothered to see the young gf brought over to his room.
He rails everyone tho, that's why I date only virgins now.
>>27078144
>tfw like shy grills
>tfw just want someone who I can be happy with
Back to lifting..
>>27079221
tldr; you're a bitc.. haha thought I was gonna roast you huh? nah not today femanon, today is a good day for me.
>>27078642
he's right. Everyone fell for it now the market is oversaturated with post grads and not enough positions.
>>27078152
>>27079755
and yet she says 'Ree' because even though she's a shallow cunt who breezes through men, shes a 'bf less frogbot xDxxxxddd' with social problems
>>27079821
shut the fuck up
>>27079798
see I protected you from that bully
>>27078144
1st of all that was probably me.
2nd most of it happened in your imagination.
Only because I like to smile or ask you to have a coffee with me, it doesn't mean I'm interested in you.
>>27079844
It's a very broad field. It's true that actual compsci academics aren't needed as much but once you're through compsci it looks good on your resume if you've actually made a Github and produced something. And hopefully if you're not just a meme person who went compsci without caring for it, then getting a decent looking project/series of pulls out there isn't that hard.
>>27079798
>>27079821
>>27079925
oh, I thought you would get this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qawyfg5jRHw#t=1m20s
I've only dated a soon-to-be wizard and (by your dumb definitions) a cyborg.
>>27080042
someone sounds salty
>>27079925
im not a bully, youre a bully
leave my gf alone
I got pumped, knocked up and dumped by Chad. Kind of got revenge by dumping the baby on him to raise, but he got me again by slamming me with child support.
Everyone lost I guess.
>>27077704
I dated a guy named Chad. He was one of the least "Chad"-like guys I knew.
>>27080215
>baby with no girlfriend/wife attached
HEAVEN.
please do me anon.
>>27080227
How do I know you won't slam me with double child support? I'm already the butt of jokes to all other women I know with just the one child support.
>>27080187
I am salty.
I wasted my first kiss (if by kiss you mean being literally licked all over your face). He's still a virgin tho and knowing his circumstances, I think he will stay that way until he dies.
>>27080215
>>27080251
He made you give birth to his baby. The ultimate humiliation.
Sorry, but you lost this one pretty bad.
>feel when robot and first gf was a stacy AND I knocked her up and her current bf is raising the kid like a cuck
Actually feels indifferent
>>27080291
Sure, but I'm also not directly saddled with the baby for the next 18 years which I know was not his desire and cramps his style.
Just saddled with financial support. Still better than single motherhood I think though.
>>27080251
Surely there's something legal we can do. I'l pay you the child support sum contractually and then hit you with the child support money. That way it's even and you don't have to worry about legalities.
I don't know law obviously but I don't see why it wouldn't work somehow.
>>27080309
Definitely better (since guys only care about your personality).
But how did you make him take the child?
No. I've dated betas who try to imitate him though, annoying shits.
I'm dating a beta male now, he's a spineless wimp that is incredibly lazy. But he's nice to me.
>>27080275
Everytime is my first kiss. Wanna waste it with me?
>>27080309
>18 years
It's pretty overstated. The annoyances effectively go away at age 12-15 if you raised the kid well. They're mainly autonomous.
>>27080339
would you prefer the spinned chad prone to chimping out and beating you over dishes?
i feel bad for your bf. you dont think highly of him and probably dont deserve him. get cucked
>>27080215
>women ever paying child support
This is how ik your story is fake
>>27080309
Using your own child as a weapon? Jeeze you sure are a good mother. Cant wait to see him on the news in like.. 20 Years
Life was a lot better when everyone online was a guy.
>>27080323
It's kind of weird that the idea sounds appealing, getting and being pregnant again, and then giving the baby away. Being a surrogate I guess, but I don't think it's something I could do again just on a personal level. I would like to get married and settle down one day and all that, I feel having to explain just the one kid will be hard enough, let alone having to explain multiple.
>Ah sorry honey I forgot to tell you, I've got four kids out there already. Don't worry though, they'll never be bothering us.
>>27080335
A little embarrassing to say, but I threatened to kill it if he wouldn't take it. Actually said I'd throw it off a bridge.
>>27080351
Knowing him I doubt he'd raise the kid well.
>>27080370
That's what happens when you have a court appointed lawyer, and his dad is rich.
>>27080341
only if you live inbeanerland
>>27080398
you talkin socal right? lol
>>27080395
I know it's fake because my dad is a rich Nintendo lawyer, and even he couldn't get my baby mamma to pay child support
>>27080395
>A little embarrassing to say, but I threatened to kill it if he wouldn't take it. Actually said I'd throw it off a bridge
This should be the new r9k banner for fembots
>>27080395
Post those tits, momma.
Did you get bigger boobs?
What does breast milk taste like?
How old is the lil faggot?
>>27080398
so thats a yes, right? better get them taco sucking lips ready.
>>27080395
women are garbage
>>27080383
I wasn't going to be stuck raising his kid after he lied to me and strung me along so surely.
>>27080450
Did they have your baby momma on record saying she was going to kill the baby, among other things? Their first step was establishing I wasn't fit for motherhood so I couldn't have the kid back even if I wanted.
>>27080463
Wait why am I posting my tits? I'm not looking to be in a relationship with as many guys as would see them.
They did get a little bigger though yes. Tastes kind of weird, I think maybe like skim milk but pretty sweet? It's really watery.
The kid is older than three I think now.
>>27080362
No, I like my beta bf. He doesn't imitate something he is not. Betas imitating Chad are the worst. Him being a lazy wimp is true, he won't find a job and he won't speak up. What do you call that? Its exactly as I said it is.
Don't need to despise and hate someone to acknowledge their shortcomings.
>>27080498
>implying you are not just a faggot shitposting this thread
>>27080498
I will wire you 100k when the banks open, ~2 hrs from now, if you let me harvest your breast milk for 1 month.
Not kidding
>>27080498
>why am I posting tits
Cus you seem cool and it's been like 8 months since any femanon has posted tits.
Pls, it'll give me a nice wank then I can sleep and have sweet dreams
>>27080534
We're all shitposting faggots
>>27080482
>women are garbage but the dad in this situation is a-ok
>>27080534
If you want to see the shitposter in this thread, look in the mirror!
>>27080545
Oh gosh well I can't be ashamed to say I'd probably go along with that, but I'm not lactating anymore.
>>27080464
where are you from, anon
Origianl
>>27080569
Can you get pregnant soon?
I would offer my semen, but I got a vasectomy a few weeks ago.
I'll pay for the abortion once I have enough milk
I'm currently dating chad. It's stressful because I'm constantly worried that he'll just up and out for somebody more attractive that doesn't have a debilitating stutter.
>>27080569
Prove me wrong and agree to what the cucks are asking.
Tits or GTFO
>>27080498
So you made a mistake and refuse to deal with he consequences of you actions. You are a horrible mother and child will suffer due to the stupidity of its parents
it doesn't just take money to raise a kid. dont pretend and fool yourself into thinking you love it either when it grows up enough to relatively take care of itself
in other words, rest in shit
>>27080572
burgerland, so it wouldn't work out.
nice thought though
>>27080565
Right but not to keen on exposing myself like that unless it was for a potential relationship. Already devalued myself enough, if just on a self esteem level if not a physical level.
>>27080603
Getting an abortion is not going my get me producing milk again, you have to carry the baby at least to late term. So much easier to just induce lactation again.
>>27080659
ayo hol up then
>>27080674
I don't love it, it's not my kid. I don't want it, I never wanted it after I realized he walked out on me.
>>27080569
i didnt say anything about him but you are garbage thats for sure
fuck off whore
>>27080696
>i never wanted it AFTER it wasnt useful chaining him to me
take note kids, women will go this far with their lies and bullshit
topkek @ the roasties ITT trying to convince you betas that they don't want chad or they don't want him anymore
they'd drop any beta for 1 night with pic related
>>27079153
why would a 7+/10 guy with nerdy hobbies want to date some stacey that only likes netflix and shopping?
>>27080741
his right eye isn't the same level as left.
>i have the same thing but still get women idk how
>>27080696
It wouldn't be your face, just your chest.
Aren't boobs just sacks of fat anyways, what's so degrading about letting me see them?
Or we can have a relationship if you want.
I'm not desirable and my life is in shambles, but I like cuddling and anime.
>>27080774
Are you unironically trying to compare yourself to him in any way, shape or form? He's a 9/10 and you're barely a 4/10
>>27080696
sometimes being an adult is doing shit you dont want to do. why didnt you just abort the kid? Now you're just responsible for a life of suffering all because you couldnt control your pussy and he couldnt keep his dick down
>>27080741
faggots, both of you
>>27080740
That's just some delusional trans faggot at best
>>27080807
Are you intimidated by him? You certainly sound like you are
>>27080395
>threatened to kill it
Tbqh I understand you. Having an unwanted child is not an easy task and it's probably pretty shocking. I'm a bit surprised he didn't report you to the authorities.
>sounds appealing
Yeah. I've thought about this quite a lot and if I don't find someone before I'm maybe 35-45 i'l empty the sperm bank into a surrogate mom. It's risky business, since she may decide to keep it. I'm not sure how much I'd care about that but if u get to have it for a while I'd probably run away with it.
I've considered being a sperm donor. Apparently there's a shortage here. I don't see why because it would be pretty rad to have a dude come home to you and show that he's your son. I wouldn't love him less. I'd also be curious about if we share things. Like, what's environmental in us and what isn't. I have some deep secrets I have trouble explaining using upbringing. Maybe he's just as insane. Probably the only way I'd get to know.
>sorry I have 4 kids you didn't know of
Really don't see who would complain. As long as you're not feeding them. Some robots might be concerned given they don't even accept loose sex but that's just crazy.
>bad dad
Not sure. I don't know the guy but if he has the finances I'm confident he will be ok. He will probably tell you about what you said you'd do at some point. But likely it can be explained by type.
>>>27080482
Dunno anon. People here are pretty shit. The reason we see her here is because women are more successful usually and she's the exception (probably). Not because she's a good representative.
>>27079543
>make me cum only by penetration
How?
I want details. Really want to do this.
>>27080800
nice dubs and no I am not trying to compare myself to him. Just noted that he has the same thing as me. Our eyes don't line up perfectly. And my observation on women is that they find men with more symmetrical faces tend to be more attractive to them anon kun
thanks for calling me a 4 ...
>>27080822
why would I feel intimitaded by some faggot
next time find someone who looks hetero, retard
I'm not sure if my boyfriend is a Chad.
Reasons he may be a Chad:
>6'4
>Muscular
>Good looking
>College educated
>Wealthy family/personal wealth
Reasons he may not be a Chad:
>Was a virgin when we met
>Barely any friends
>Crippling depression (medicated for it)
>Mopey
>Low sex drive, assuming from the medication
I've posted pictures of him on r9k before and everyone called him a Chad, but I'm not sure if he actually is one or everyone was just being judgemental.
No, but I've been used by him.
>>27082766
planning to con some beta into supporting you if you can't find more chads?
>>27078189
>fuck me
No thanks
>>27080869
Cech's eyes not are asymmetrical
>>27080902
Does he turn you on?
>>27082667
I'm well aware that this is just some faggot trolling but you still made me reee, congrats.
No but I've had the opportunity 6'3 blonde Chad really into me but I've just ignored his attempts because I'm not keen on getting pumped and dumped. I'm a stupid hopeless romantic and I want to date people I actually have feelings for and my insecurities would never let me trust a man like that.
>>27082780
I've never gotten a man to stay with me for more than a week (number of sex partners around 20 now). I'm not very attractive and have a bad, extremely neurotic personality so it'd take a very thirsty beta.
I just want people to like me, so I can never say no to a decent looking guy. But he just uses me then leaves me after he's gotten what he wants. I've tried to keep them around all kinds of ways, buying them things, making them food, doing some of the most disgusting sex acts that a man's mind can come up with, but they never stay. I've been hurt so many times I've just stopped bothering to go out, I've closed my tinder and all online dating stuff, I'm just not fated to have a man in my life.
>>27080395
>I forgot to tell you, I've got four kids out there already.
He'd know already because his dick won't be able to touch the sides of your vagina at once
>>27082908
how disgusting are the sex acts tho
I briefly dated a chad back when I was fairly normal. He was a ctually really great and I liked him a lot.
Chads have feelings too so be nice.
>>27082908
if you run across a beta will you lie to him about all that? also what are the most disgusting sex acts that a man's mind can come up with?
>>27082908
That's your problem, you give in too easily. I put on the mysterious sad grill facade and it's extremely hard to get rid of the guys.Treat 'em mean keep 'em keen applies to both boys and girls tbqh.
>>27082925
One of them stuck his erect penis in my mouth and pissed down my throat. I will never forget how hard it was to stop myself from vomiting as his hot urine flowed into my stomach.
It felt warm all night and I couldn't sleep through the shame.
>>27082954
>le shy girl meme
fuck you desu. I have no chest, no ass and a generally fucked up face. I have never attracted sexual attention from a sober man without using angle shots on the internet.
>>27082886
>vaporwave
>in 2016
I bet you have shit taste in music
>>27082994
will you lie tho?
My only bf I think fit. The relationship became quite shameful eventually, it still embarrasses me to think about even, but he was really sexy and knew how to play and make you feel good.
>>27079543
post a pic of him. I want to aee how this guy looks.
The only guy I dated that wasn't cripplingly insecure was too dense and dopey to be a Chad. Very nice guy though. The others could pass for Chads if you knew them for five minutes and didn't hear them cry and whine how they ruin everything.
Had a thing with an asshole trying to be alpha but he really wasn't alpha.
