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Looking for qt redpilled fembot gf with freckles.
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Whew late posters from the last thread, this is our chance
>>27077489
>getting drunk
>18
>probably actually 17
In any case, too young to be selling your soul to the liquid jew.
>actually expecting a grill to post in one of these
At least this gives me a way to vent some of my narcissism.
hhhh I just woke up very tired still cat is laying on my stomach
>>27076817
Fucking original posts make these threads a damn nightmare.
>>27077718
You would be so qt if not for being a potato nigger
>>27077574
wew whut, a german fembothamburg maybe?!
Do people actually spend time filling out this shit?
Kek get a life losers. Nobody gives a shit about you or your favorite comedian/pokemon/dumb fuck thing.
>>27077781
I care about my fellow robots.
I need to know these things.
>>27077781
Yeah, I find them interesting and fun to look at. I've met a couple of skype friends in these threads. Why are you so unhappy
Might as well post here while I'm still awake.
>>27077574
This gets posted every fucking thread. I have no hope.
>>27077781
SHUT THE FUCK UP GAY ASS NIGGER DICK FAG IM GONNA CUM IN YOUR ASSHOLE YOU FUCKING HOMO
>>27077817
>emotional intelligence
cut your fucking hair you faggot
>>27077574
Fuck off you filthy fucking whore and kill yourself already
>>27077817
I can believe our government allows you to share the same airsupply as the rest of us
This is why im voting for trump
>>27077823
I don't think you should be troubled if I post in every thread, the realization of knowing that I post in every thread with my chart is more depressing than you knowing I post in every thread saying that I am on r9k probably more than most people here
>>27077781
I find it self-celebratory and fun to fill chart like these in. Not to mention the (You)s that validate my existence.
>>27077574
Probably bait but hit up on kik?
>>27077903
I think ive just read the most autistic sentence ever posted on r9k
>>27077768
>fembot
Oh, you silly.
The sun was out for the first time this week and I ended up never leaving my room.
>>27078037
>she likes /tg/ and /x/
pls be my friend?
>>27077526
>the liquid jew.
Back to
>>>/pol/
>>27078066
Which do you think is better, 3.5e DnD or Pathfinder? Or are you a 40k or card gamer?
Also, do you believe in ghosts?
>>27078091
/pol/ or no, you're better off abstaining from alcohol.
You've got plenty of other shit in your system, it seems.
>>27078165
Fair point.
Far from my favorite drug,, and it always seems to get me in more trouble than anything else ive done. may aswell save my time for other shit.
That killed some time I suppose.
I'm not goin to do a new one
>>27078185
Yep yep.
You've got plenty of time to delve into alcoholism after you're old and miserable with nothing left.
>>27078194
Post your pupper.
>>27078194
post pics of pupper, pls.
>>27078257
If i manage to live that long...
>>27078257
>>27078264
I don't have pictures of him and I don't have a way to get pictures I take onto my computer, my phone can only receive things because I never use it and don't feed it money. It's a shame really, I kinda wish I could have pictures that weren't cheap phone quality.
>>27078270
Yes, if you manage to live that long.
You could always prolong your life and improve your health by forgetting drugs all together, but that seems unlikely.
What are you trying to escape from?
>>27078254
>grim fandango
>drive
You seem top notch. Did Grim Fandango appeal to you in particular because you're Mexican?
>>27078066
Yes, you are my spooky anonymous tabletop gamer friend now.
original postdesu senpai cuck baka
>>27078436
Sorry, I was playing a game. Do you have a throwaway skype I can add?
>>27077489
>Those albums
MY NIGGA
Y
N
I
G
G
A
>>27078254
>murakami books
Not the same author, but have you read anything by Ryu Murakami? I gave this one a read and would recommend it.
The future one needs to be changed to a noose eventually
>>27078464
I rarely use it these days. You're welcome to add it, but just don't expect consistent, scintillating conversations...ashtoashes95
>>27078532
Alright, I added you.
>>27078529
Fucking hell, my long lost sister.
I never knew you were so patrician
>>27076817
Have at me, robots
>>27078657
>wants to make cartoons
>pleb
Lel
I hate myself a lot and wish I was dead.
>>27077489
Dope as fuck album senpai, but how can you be 18 and in high school as a freshman?
>>27078712
>the person you were 5 years ago
>>27078529
Why are you here?
You seem nice.
Go away, anon.
>>27078722
Apparently my reading comprehension is that of a high school freshman.
>>27077526
deus vult, nigga
>>27078707
you have a pretty good taste in anime, sadly our games dont match up or i would play with you </3
>>27078194
>spiderman
also mgs is the shit keep it up
At least I'm not late.
Different template, top lazy to fill the new one.
>>27079143
to je poprve, co slysim o nekom z ceska, ze zna a posloucha andrew jackson jihad. schvaluji robote
>>27078835
Deus definitely vult
>tfw you will never be that cool at 22 years of age
>>27079143
>malazan
Ayee
>>27079178
Jsou skveli. Ja zase poprve vidim nekoho z ceska na /r9k/.
>>27078781
Depression and running into dead ends looking for jobs and other life stuff, plus it's comfy in here.
[F]irst time be gentle
bumperino originalo o o
>>27079312
>not a virgin
>the dark knight
Get the hell outta here normie
At least Fallout:nv and not 3 or 4.
>>27079560
Trust me, I'm not a normie. I'm like on the thin blue line of normiedom. But alas, I still fall short.
>>27076817
Data mining: The Thread
Or
How to get faggots to reveal personal info when they refuse facebook
>>27079573
But you are a 5/10 and not a virgin.
You may not be a normie but you surely arent a robot.tell us how you managed to get pussy anon
>>27079688
6/10 actually, thanks very much. Well I just went out with a 6/10 who was desperate and she said I was funny so there you go.
>>27077574
pretty good taste in animu
>maths
nice ;^)
>>27077817
top tier music genre
>>27078657
>Lupin III
that's my boyy
>>27079712
>just went out with a 6/10
ok just get the fuck out normie scum, I knew you were a normie just from your chart and now I am 100% sureREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27079750
It's not like I don't have anxiety and have problems socially :'( I can't fit in with the robots or the normie scum. It's even worse than I thought
>tfw everyone is ignoring me and desperate robots are trying out their luck with "women"
>>27079797
are you a woman, did you post a chart. Charts are very important.
>>27079806
no, im looking for a bro, i already posted my chart here >>27078452
goddamn robots are only attracted to women they'll never meet
>>27078707
>ping pong, katanagatari
>>27078452
you like France, what are you gay?
>>27079868
its a pretty great country desu senpai
>>27079968
Sure if you like baguette up your ass, or Syrians killing you and raping ur women.
>>27079968
I'm French man >>27079730
and that's not at all
>>27078529
first one to post that not single and not virgin... and surprise its a female!
>>27078529
gtfo this board normalfag
>>27078657
you sound like a total tard..
>>27077574
I don't know why but that font annoys me
Everyone got so many hobbies and interests but I don't
>>27080973
you are a really really really boring person desu
>>27080997
I'm not really boring in real life and I know how to hold a conversation but I don't like music, the programs I watch and the books I read are Austrian/German so I listing them here would be kinda useless. Also I do like video games but my laptop broke down like 4 years ago and now I have a tablet so I don't need a new laptop.
>>27081051
>i dont like music
>dont like music
thats the problem, its impossible to not like music
Contribooting, don't h8
Be gentle lads.
>>27077489
>Still mentally a teenager.
Are you me, anon?
>>27077558
God-tier album choice.
>>27077718
Pizza/10. Bowie's decent, Catcher in the Rye is great, 1984 is breddy gud too desu. Where exactly is your political compass though? Maybe I'm just retarded.
>>27077574
Fembot/10
>>27078037
>/tg/
>Peppermint tea
>RBF
I like you.
>>27078194
What kind of pupper do you have?
>>27078452
Top tier politician, historical figure and political compass.
>>27080973
>Cooking
>Austrian
>Centrist Authoritarian
>Hitler
>Seafood
Will you marry me?
>>27081207
>Teddy Roosevelt
Warrants overlooking the EU Flag, tbqh.
>>27078254
MTY
T
Y
B gentle senpai~
Im Australian what did you expect
>>27076817
you again. nice films and political views.
good luck with that gf, ging.
>>27077489
>benylin
pleb
good vidya though.
>>27077526
you seem interesting.
>top books
>malcolm in the middle
what
>>27077558
not getting any feedback if you can't crop right
>>27077574
>woke up with cat on stomach
ayy same
>>27077718
nice films. you and my dad have the same music taste.
>>27077817
idk why but i can never take long-haired men seriously. good music taste bud.
>>27078194
post pic of doggo
>>27078254
>meme rap
no way you are 20
>>27078452
>guitar and boxing
bro tier
>>27078529
nice nice. good music.
>>27078657
feel the bern :^)
One for the robit
skype g198n3v8bguvdb27bv
>>27076817
>>27077489
boring whiney normies stop posting
>>27077526
atleast decent taste in most things.would be pals with, still not sure if your male or female though
doesn't seem obnoxious though
>>27077558
retarted faggot
>>27077574
stupid attention whore with a sub 10 iq who can only watch and comprehend childrens cartoons
>>27077718
totally inoffensive
>>27077817
13 and just started browsing reddit
>>27078037
seems nice and will probably get into a codependent relationship with a robot eventually >>27078194
alright kind of bland but atleast tries new things which is good
>>27078254
woudl like nothing more then to have a big black dick filling his throat up
>>27078452
empty and uninteresting
>>27078529
boring empty normie, this place will not bring value or validation to your empty life
>>27078657
for all intents and purposes is 15 years old
>>27078707
boring but gets excited over BBC
>>27078835
edgy and not self aware
>>27078858
would like nothing more then some BBC
>>27079085
would be cool if not fag
>>27079143
bland manlet
>>27079312
blah blah blah wants black dick
>>27079730
>hana-bi
yay takeshi kitano good shit pretty alright person
>>27080973
so empty and devoid of any substance, probably not actually that bad but just lazy and lacks self awarenes to put it on chart (or insecure)
>>27081207
takes up space
>>27081365
stopped maturing at 12 though atleast yo know it
>>27081473
bait
>>27081553
bait
>>27081639
hipster dweeb
>>27082433
sub 0iq
>>27080973
Sieg heil.
Music is degenerate anyways.
>>27081639
not the guy you replied to bu
>you and my dad have the same music taste
so your dad listens to OK Computer and anime soundtracks from a decade and a half ago?
>>27082555
What is cherry picking
>>27082555
he doesn't listen to anime soundtracks, but he does listen to radiohead, david bowie and pink floyd. i wasn't making fun of the guy or something, i was just pointing out that they have a similar music taste.
>>27082514
why must you be mean on a board for losers :(
I'm a walking meme.
>>27078037
>Alaska
rip you tried
>>27078452
>Likes Hitler and Star Wars
Marry me
>>27078835
Solid band choice
>>27080973
>rowing
>turning shitty manual labor into a competitive sport
thank you white people
>>27082675
>he does listen to radiohead
>tfw my dad actually went out and bought a physical copy of In Rainbows
I told him it was free, but he didn't care.
>>27082688
because most of them are normies looking for validation? I wasn't unfair to anyone who actually belongs here
>>27081639
Kek, the Malcolm in the Middle thing was an accident. I tried to copy and paste that section from this other chart.
Who is your youtuber?
>>27082514
I remember your chart, this one and the other one. You seemed like pal material, wouldruninrainandeatalmostexpiredpinapplewith/10
Female though, the George Foreman thing made sense at the time.
>>27082721
the only good music you like is rammsteins 2nd worst album
>>27082757
>Who is your youtuber?
it's rob dyke. the most popular thing he does are his serial killer videos.
>>27082757
add me then skype g198n3v8bguvdb27bv
>>27082514
>would like nothing more then some BBC
i was excited for a (you) then i read this. thanks.
>>27076817
Please r8, h8, etc.
>ywn live in a post-happening world
>>27077489
>18
>"still a teenager mentally"
You are still a legitimate teenager.
>>27083064
>Depressed
>Wanting the happening to happen
>Wanting a traditional gf
>Burzum
>LOTR
>Edgy antitheist teenage phase
9/10 would be friends with.
>>27079312
>production-focused hiphop
>dry and absurdist humor
neat
>>27079730
What do you think of Jean Pierre Jeunet? His cinematography is kind of like Wes Anderson, and I see a lot of people who like one enjoying the other.
Where should an intermediate French language student start with Baudelaire?
Also, is France currently as spooky as /pol/ says? I went to Paris as a preteen and an old man beat me with his hat for walking too slowly.
>>27080973
>fascist boat aficionado
Ha
>>27081207
What age range of people do you want to teach?
I assume you want to teach history.
>>27081365
If you like Mighty Boosh and LoTR, you should see Peter Jackson's early foray into cinema, Dead Alive- it's delightfully grotesque, has really weird looking puppets, and is amusing to stand next to his later, very polished and highly funded work.
>>27081473
>pansexual
>ideal partner has single amorphous boob/pec in middle of chest and mullet
I guess that checks out.
>>27081553
>can't tell if sincere
>>27082514
I like the way this chart looks.
You seem like a solid dude, I like those games, particularly VTMB and Deus Ex, I feel like the white wolf titles could have really taken off if they'd been allowed to polish up VTMB a little more.
What kind of games do you make?
>>27082757
When you take away the outer lines, it makes the avatars look all crippled up.
I like so many of the things on your chart, I'm gonna consider them a recommendation for all the stuff I don't know about on your chart.
>>27083157
I'm ashamed of that edgy phase desu.
C-can i still be your friend ?
>>27083184
>Dead Alive
Thanks for the recommendation, I'll definitely check it out.
>>27083064
>tfw every time I read bonheur I just think "boner" and laugh
I'm gonna fail university
>>27083356
I still cringe every time I think of my past self, so yes.
>>27083184
>I like the way this chart looks.
thank you i appreciate yours as well
kind of should have been more emphasized I get ideas and start working on them but never come to frutition, i have tons started and a bunch of design overviews and everyhting just need to acutally work on them ha ha
yes and paradox has white wolf now so I am expecting/hoping some for some gems to come from them soon
>>27083381
Alright. How do we contact each other my new friend ?
How the fuck do you normies fill this fucking thing out? All I got is MS Paint and near impossible to fill this thing out
>>27083642
>All I got is MS Paint and near impossible to fill this thing out
b urself :^)
>>27083642
bro, just be yourself. give them a smile and act natural :^)
>>27083642
I filled it using the windows XP default version of paint. I doubt there could be a worse tool desu.
>>27076817
Eh, why the fuck not, i'll participate.
>>27083874
>moist nugget
>miscegenation
hmmm
>>27083642
Pffft, you shitting me? I used fucking paint and was done in less than five minutes. You're telling me you'd struggle with such basic shit?I actually used gimp and spent over 3 hours on mine if that makes you feel any better.
>>27083184
Jean Pierre Jeunet is ok.
Baudelaire only wrote 2 poetry books (he translated Edgar Poe's novel most of the time) : le Spleen de Paris and les Fleurs du Mal. If you study french, I truly don't know, he is known for using low-language french word as well as high-language word in his poems. But you can try with an original and a translated version.
France is not spooky, I personnaly think that US is spookier than France (or Europe), there is less insecurity and more social rights (and nobody would reasonably hits someone for walking slowly).
>>27077781
>he said after posting a selfie on facebook
reposting since I came in towards the end of the thread yesterday
>>27083642
I made mine in paint in about an hour, it's really not that hard
>>27083184
>What age range of people do you want to teach?
I feel like teaching people age 12-15, but I was thinking High schoolers would do well, if they wouldn't be so disruptive, I'll come to the conclusion once I get with my Student teaching.
I hope that senpai notices me and rates my autism
>>27084653
>age 12-15
I can't think of a worse age group, good on you for wanting to take up what no one else will though
>>27084707
>senpai didnt notice me
>>27085525
kys time
>>27085525
who's your senpai?
>>27084707
A few neat albums I guess!
>>27084707
taas toi jatka :/
Anyone here unable to fill anything in? These threads honestly make me a little resentful of what robots apparently are.
Doopily doo
>>27086182
everyone is making themselves look better than they actually are. like adding music and films they don't like or haven't seen just because they seem cool or adding a hobby they don't actually practice because it sounds cool
i think it's part of being a robot. pretending to be better than you actually are on the internet.
>>27085976
Great taste overall, mine here:
>>27077817
>>27086417
man you're 28 and still have the music taste of a 14 year old, that's impressive
>>27086456
Also
>>27086417
>Silent Alarm
Nice, one of my favorites.
>>27086182
hobbies always stops me dead in my tracks, otherwise most of everything else is pretty easy to fill in
>>27086456
Hey thanks, you too!!
>>27086447
>tfw I have never really watched Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla
I'm living a lie.
>>27086459
>Play drums
>appreciate music with good drums/drummers
That simple
Taylor Hawkis,, Matt Helders and Matt Tong are all bad ass drummers
>>27086493
Great album, thanks
>>27086061
Draeneiko sen paljastaa?
>>27083642
Fucking lazy bastard, I used ms paint too.
>>27084337
Pretty similar too me, so uh... how you doin'.
>>27076817
I am the type to evade the mute via an Anais Nin quote, but I won't put us all through that.
>>27086703
eei, hahah, ma vaan pelleilen, oon yllattynyt nahdessani taalla yks suomalaisen
>>27086899
have you posted a chart or is it too much effort than it's worth
>>27086920
why that font
>>27087187
I got one posted it's
>>27079312
>>27087299
solid everything taste, I'm impressed. You a fan of Aesop Rock?
Feel free to roast, AMA
>>27087823
Can't tell if this is a trick question, but yes?
>>27087844
Demon days was the only good thing on your chart.
>>27087970
It's not, I just wanted to know before I started gushing over his new material. I'm currently excited for his new album and the body's upcoming split with full of hell
>>27088019
How the fuck did I not hear about this... Well what's your favorite album of his? I think Labor Days is by far the best thing he's released followed by None Shall Pass.
>>27088102
he released a single a few weeks ago and it's fucking goooooood shit
Labor Days is definitely his best overall, but some tracks off of Bazooka Tooth and None Shall Pass are GOAT. I've somehow managed to avoid listening to Skelethon so far though so I have no idea what gems might be on there
>>27077791
Not a virgin >robot
wew lad
>>27087844
>disturbed
>left libertarian
>>27088181
It's classic Aesop Rock with the word vomit, but most of it was produced by Aesop himself and not his usual producer Blockhead. Still good, just a bit different. Zero Dark Thirty is definitely the highlight.
Anyone else think more robots come in the smaller chart threads and more normies come in the bigger chart threads?
The tone between small and big chart threads seems different at least.
>>27087187
>why that font
it's abrasive, like my personality
Don't whip me too hard guis
repost
>>27077903
did you read umineko or is that just a reaction image?
>>27079730
i LIKe french polynesia
>>27088357
Finally someone with a good understanding of politics, let's Make America Think Again, Lambright 2016
>>27077574
>Germany
You're fucked, literally, by Ahmed and his friends
here. please
r8
or make another gr8 bread
>>27089144
Ah you also have a thing for the gothic psycho, nice choice.
>all these right wing retards on /r9k/
kill yourselves
>>27089144
lol?
>>27088357
you're a real freethinker guy ;)
>>27088355
cool guy
>>27087844
fuck off
>>27086920
>RAPE
are you saying you got raped ?
>>27084707
i think you may be the greatest person who's ever lived
>>27084337
you seem troubled
>>27089200
you worry about the wrong things in this life
>>27078529
R.I.P Jun Seba
booii
Am I going to make it big?
From yesterday.
>>27085976
Hey, you seem like a cool guy. Sucks about the whole Sweden thing tho.
>>27089144
You were a Chad or something?
>>27089495
>Mgla
My nigger
>19
>tranny
>1/10 for everything except social life
> 2/10 social life
>arch user
>shit person in general
leave a review.
>>27089728
also pls match me to similar others ITT, that i might like to read.
>>27089596
not a chad but used to be popular have a lot of friendss, gf ( only HJ and BW ) that kind of normie shit
started college and gained weight
lost all my friends
now im a robot.
hello please rate and subscribe
>>27089840
>started college
>lost all my friends
I know that feel.
>>27089896
>Communist
>Above average intelligence
kek
I tend to be scatter-brained, so i have probably forgotten some things here that i will remember later.
>>27089942
Natsoc friendo
>>27078452
uncle tom: the post
>>27077768
are you from Hamburg?
Are you interested in making some quick money?300 Euros
Completely serious, I'll deliver through bitcoin. Just gotta do some stuff. deal?
>>27089896
Can you list your lifting stats? Bw/heigh/bf%/bench/squat/deadlift
>>27090132
200pds
6'
195pd bench 4x8
285 squat 4x8
355 dead 4x8
inb4 you mock my stats or call me fat
:P
>>27090306
I'm >>27089963, i guess you outlift me slightly. I have been lifting for 2 years. Naturally lanky, and i eat like shit.
88kg/194lbs
187cm/6'1''
bench: 198lbs x 3
squat: 275lbs x 1
deadlift: 275lbs x 5
oringalposttsoplanigiro
>>27091024
You're pretty based desu. Have you read Plato's "Laws"?
>>27076817
fuck you this is my old one
>>27091180
Nice taste in music, didn't even know they had a series based on 11/22/63 already.
>>27090433
I am also around the 2 year mark, I fucked around with my diet though (Everyone does this it seems) Good thing noob gains keep us going through the mistakes so once we get serious we can continue to progress anonkun
>>27091024
id like to think i am what your future is and what you never want to be at the same time keks
>>27091289
Do you want to skype brah? It would be interesting to see your arguments for national socialism over nationalist capitalism.
>>27091079
I have not, I haven't read as much Plato as I'd like.
>>27091304
It isn't so much a skinhead that I don't want to be as it is an idiotic brute who does more harm for his cause than good.
>>27091666
I read his complete works but sort of wish i read other philosophy too. It would be terribly interesting to skype, if you are interested in doing that. I am going off for the night now, but my name on skype is evilmanichean
>>27091304
Skype name is evilmanichean
>>27091024
> arvo
mein nigger
>>27079643
>implying it means anything when there is no face or name attached
Lot less fun than I thought desu
>>27093452
>beer
>pasta
BROTHER
me >>27091024
>>27076817
hello.
[-ORIGINAL-]
>>27094270
>Marine Le Pen
Based Frenchman
Spent way too much time on this than I would have expected.
>>27086920
What state do you live in anon?
Be like /out/ friend. I've never met a fellow black female who's into /out/ tier things.
>>27091024
10/10 would fight for Cascadia with
